#she was a lot of fun very sweet and sass as all get out

[i-am-a-bad-influence-writes]

P*rn ☆  Chapter 2, Moving noises?

Masterlist Word count: 1.9 k Sylus x Fem!Reader

Summary: You have been following a spicy content creator by the name of Red Crow for some time now. Nothing could’ve prepared you for what would happen when he moves into the apartment next door.

Warning! This story is meant for mature audiences. It contains sex, swear words, porn, smoking, intimate piercings, mentions of drugs, and other mature themes. Do not engage if you are under 18.

Author's note: Haha, take this! 2 chapters in one day! Also, every time I write another chapter to this story I have to update the warnings and it isn't even that spicy yet.

Mature content under the cut.

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'Are you alright? You look tired.' Tara sounds awfully concerned and you can imagine why. The bags under your eyes might as well be down to your knees by now. Turns out your new neighbor is nocturnal. You couldn't care less about the moving noises, but the fact that they only happen past ten pm is killing you. 

'No kidding,' you sass at her. Quickly, you smack your hands in front of your face. Sure, you're known to have an attitude but never to Tara. She's too sweet. 'I'm sorry, I'm just so tired.' 

Tara frowns: 'Is it that new neighbor of yours? Kieran told me he has a tendency to stay up late.' 

'That's an understatement. He's nocturnal.' Tara lets out an annoyed groan in solidarity, but it just sounds cute coming from her. 'It's fine. I'm sure he's almost done. I mean, how much stuff can you fit into one of those units? You've seen mine, the one next door isn't much bigger.' 

'Must be a big change, considering you and Zayne were so close.' 

'We still are,' you tell her, 'we just see each other a little less now. I do miss him a lot.' She nods but her eyes have a little twinkle in them and you know where this is going. 'No, stop that. Zayne and I are just friends.' 

'Never even... you know,' she questions with a cheeky smile and a wiggle of her brow. 

'No, never,' you laugh, 'as I said, just friends. I don't know, he just feels like a brother. I mean, I've teased him before as a joke and nothing “physical” happened on his end. So I don't think he likes me either.' 

'He goes through an awful lot of effort to be “just friends,” just saying.' 

'Yeah, yeah, sure. You have a very filthy mind for the way you look.' 

'It's been said,' she responds with a gleaming smile. You lean back in your chair and cross your arms, looking her up and down. 

'About that.' Her body tenses up every so slightly. 'Your boyfriend is not what I expected at all. I mean, I've seen him pick you up before and he looks quite tough, but he seemed just as awkward as you are.' Tara's eyes flicker around the room a while, seemingly not wanting to explain anything to you, until her phone lights up. She quickly checks the notification and gasps with excitement. 

'Hold that thought, so Kieran just told me they're doing drinks to celebrate Sylus’ move. That means they must be done,' she states in a chipper tone. You raise an eyebrow at the strange change of topic. There's a freaky side to that woman, you're sure of it. 

'So?' 

'So, I'm dropping Kieran off so he can have some drinks but maybe we can have a girls' night,' she suggests. Considering Red Crow isn't posting anything today for once, your evening is completely open. Could be fun to have a quiet night in with Tara. 

'Sure, sounds fun. What are you thinking? Movie, face masks, board game?' 

'All of the above,' she squeals in excitement, 'I'll bring some snacks.' 

'Great, just let me know when you and Kieran are driving over.' 

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To be a good neighbor, you decided to get this Sylus guy a little something as a housewarming gift. Considering they'll be drinking; a bottle of whiskey can never go wrong. Lucky for you, you were gifted a bottle of whiskey a few weeks ago but you know that one is not quite your style. The Writer's Tears single pot still. It's a very nice whiskey and you've had different whiskeys from Writer's Tears before, but you're just not the biggest whiskey drinker. It's expensive too, so it might give a good impression. 

Tara just texted you she's on her way, which means you've got about fifteen minutes before she gets here. You considered waiting for her and Kieran to hand over the gift so it could be in the spirit of "oh, just dropping my friend's boyfriend off" but that’s just weird. Feels like you're a parent dropping your kid off at school and you're not about that. 

So now you're here, in front of the oh-so familiar door that you used to have a key to. Part of you is really curious how the place looks now, another part of you wants to keep the memory of how it used to be in a time capsule. Either way, you've got a present for your neighbor and this interaction could be done within a minute if you do it right. 

You press the doorbell and hear something fall followed by a string of curses. The door opens fast and the person on the other side, who you think is probably Sylus, towers over you. You look up at him with wide eyes and recognize him right away. That man right there is the reason for most of your pleasure and orgasms. Red Crow. 

'What,' he barks. Rude , and not at all what you would've expected. Still, it takes you a second to take all of him in. He’s even taller than you imagined, eyes even more piercing, face even sharper. It's like a fucking God leaning over you and staring down like you're no more than a puny peasant. 

And a switch flicks in your head. 

'Fix your tone,' you huff, 'I'm your neighbor. I thought I'd bring you a housewarming present.' His eyes widen ever so slightly. How you managed to muster up such a bratty tone in the face of who's talked you over the edge more times than you can count is a mystery to you, but it feels kind of nice to see him stunned like this. You hold out the box the whiskey is packaged in towards him. 

His shoulders relax and he does actually fix his face. His features soften a little and his eyes no longer stare at you like you're an intruder. Your heart starts racing, as if your body just now realizes who is in front of you. You beg to the Gods above that your cheeks don't get bright red. A cold shiver goes down your spine when he takes the box from you with a flicker of an amused smile, the box suddenly seeming much smaller in his hands. 'Thank you, that's nice.' 

'No worries. Tara told me you're having a party, so I thought that wouldn't hurt,' you say, trying to sound as casual as possible. He studies your face for a second, searching for the answers to a question he doesn't ask you. 

'You know Tara?' You nod. 

'She's my coworker.' Shit, your voice isn't as steady as it was at the start anymore. You've got this man on a fucking pedestal and he's here, in reach. It's a weird feeling. Your panties are soaked but you're highly put off by the way he greeted you. Still... there are very little appropriate thoughts going on in your head right now. If this was your last day on earth, you'd have this man bend you like a pretzel right here right now in the hallway. 

He nods, amused like a cat playing with its prey. 'Is that right?’ 

'Yes. Whelp, nice meeting you. I'm gonna go back to my place,' you ramble awkwardly and quickly turn to slip back into your own apartment, accidentally slamming the door. How the hell are you going to face Tara now? Your body is going into overdrive. You bet you could cum just hearing your vibrator turn on. However, you can't risk it. Tara has told you Kieran drives like a maniac and always drives if he's sober, which is now. She could be in front of your door any second. 

"Just breathe," you tell yourself, "it's just a man." Yeah, just a man, a man that could fuck you like there's no tomorrow. Shit, your thoughts aren't your friends right now. A cold shower ought to work. Hopefully. 

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The bottle of whiskey from his neighbor was put on display on his bar cart. He knows the kind and that type of whiskey isn't for parties. Not even small parties like this. He figures it might be a regift or something. No sane person would give a total stranger an expensive whiskey like this. Never mind a stranger who has been a disturbance from the start. 

Then again, they're not really strangers. He saw the look in her eyes. He's seen it before and hasn't been wrong about it yet. It's that "I've seen you naked" look. To be fair, Sylus would've preferred to stay anonymous in this building for a little longer but considering his neighbor is friends with Tara, she probably won't tell anyone what he does. That is, if she knows what her boyfriend Kieran does since he wears a mask in his content. 

But there was more in her eyes. More than just scandal or embarrassment. There was lust. A lot of it. So much so that Sylus feared he might've caused his pants to tent if she would've bit her lip. Best for both of them that she left when she did. 

He runs his hands through his hair in frustration. Normally, he's not one to obsess like this but there was just something about her. Something about how she looked at him, about the way she commanded him to fix his tone. It's been a long damn time since a woman showed that kind of dominance to him and, shit, it turns him on like crazy. 

Maybe, just maybe, he can rub one out real quick. He sits down on his bed and looks down at the bulge in his pants. He truly hopes he didn't look like that before. He hadn't seen her look at it. Besides, would that be so bad? It looked like she wanted him to take her right then and there, and he would have if she asked. Or demanded, he isn't picky. 

A devious thought pops up in his head. He promised his followers he'd record himself getting off if they begged and beg they did. Maybe he could tease her with this as well if she really does watch him. If it wasn't just a look of attraction and intimidation, but recognition. 

He whips out his phone, puts it on his dresser across from the bed pointed at his crotch and upper body with his thighs still visible. His face is just out of frame, not on purpose but he doesn't mind his followers not seeing how flustered one small interaction got him. Not that they'd ever know why, but she would. 

He sits down on the edge of the bed once more to check if everything's in frame when he hears it. The shower. Her shower. So, her bathroom and his are next to each other, which means their bedrooms are probably also next to each other.  

“Good to know,” he thinks to himself, and that's when he hears it. The softest, most muffled of moans coming through the air extractor fan followed by a string of whimpers. Those must be connected to each other. He feels his dick twitch against his pants like it's being chocked, his ears feel like they're burning while a wicked grin plays on his lips. 

And then he presses record. 

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[11queensupreme11]

Hey Queen, sorry if this is a lot of questions, but if Percy were to get pregnant, who would be the first person to realize it (out of the Yanderes and regular gods/demigods)?

Also, what would the Yanderes’ reactions be? Especially knowing that for some of them (looking at Anubis and Poseidon mostly), she’ll be carrying more than one child.

How would they act toward her while she’s pregnant?

What is the Yanderes’ families’ opinion on her being pregnant?

they're gods, so they're all gonna be able to tell right away (save for cú chulainn..... for now. maybe. hehe >:D)

(this is if she's already ascended btw)

poseidon: pleased af. he's not the expressive type, but he's practically radiated with smugness and glee. he doesn't know a thing about pregnancies, but he'll handle her with more care that his paranoid ass is already doing. he will, however, have to deal with rhea basically moving into his palace cuz she knows he's clueless af so she'll be there to help percy

hades: HAPPY! it'll be a huge celebration in helheim! probably the happiest helheim's ever looked lmao. he's heard of "baby showers" that humans sometimes do and he likes the idea of it (he just wants to celebrate the pregnancy awww 💖) so he'll suggest hosting one with percy, who agrees.

apollo: HE WILL BE THE BEST AT TAKING CARE OF HER 😍😍😍😍 not just because it's one of his domains, but because he's just super caring and attentive in nature. percy should expect to be smothered in love even more than she already is. he's gonna make a shit ton of poems, songs, and artworks related to motherhood and fatherhood. percy's gonna wake up one day to him sculpting a gigantic ass statue of her with her pregnant belly 😂

beelzebub: now we all know his first action would be to experiment on the baby while in utero solely so it would come out with percy's features rather than his own 💀 similarly to apollo, he will also be EXTREMELY attentive but while apollo is smothering her in life and adoration, beelzebub's just a paranoid mess behind a mask of calm 💀 he is lowkey terrified that this baby might end up killing percy (he's been watching too much twilight ig 💔). plus, it's PERCY, he knows damn well that she's a danger magnet too 😭😭😭😭 if he were a human, he'd be balding within the first WEEK of her pregnancy

loki: second best right behind apollo! he's very attentive and caring, but not as smothering like apollo. plus, he's been pregnant before (LOL) so he knows all the best ways to take care of her cuz he's literally been there and done that 😭😭

cú chulainn: this bitch. he'll be smug as fuck that he successfully knocked her up, but he doesn't have a fucking clue on what to do next so he's just like 🧍 percy's gonna have to guide him and he IS willing to help out, he's just shit at it 😭 he's so fucking clueless. mood swings? don't give him that sass, he's just gonna out mood-swing her back! making him get up cuz she's craving something? "brat, you are literally a goddess, just conjure it up" (he gets sent to the couch for that). he will sooooo make fun of her when she gets big and has to waddle around. expect a lot of "you walk like a fucking penguin" and "ur tits look nice" and "lol u got fat" 😭😭😭😭

anubis: he's like apollo but more hyperactive 😍 you'd think cuz he's already a dad that he'd know what to do, but NOPE. he and anput were never together, they just had a wild night and then later on, she gave him a kid cuz she can't take care of her thx to her job 😭 he's gonna try his best though!!!!! he might not always get it right, but he makes up for it with enthusiasm!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

the greeks: would be happy! with poseidon, they're more hoping that they'd inherit percy's sweet personality and not their daddy's 💀 with hades, they know the kids are in good hands lmao. with apollo, they're not too worried either. regardless, they'd be happy with all of them

the egyptians: ra has pretty much accepted the fact that his bloodline's fucked and that he's one of the few people with working brain cells 😭 anyway, he lowkey hopes that the kids are more like percy as he prefers her over anubis for obvious reasons 😭 isis and osiris are happy that anubis finally got the perfect mate and mother for kebi and that he and percy have such a sweet litter of pups! sekhmet, bastet, and hathor are also ecstatic, mostly because babies are cute lol

celtic pantheon: worried af LMAO 😭😭😭😭 cú chulainn's got some kids that he was never around to raise and one kid he even fucking killed, so you can see why they're very worried 😭😭 trust that they'll be keeping an eye on him while mouthing "you better not mess this up you crazy fuck 👁️👁️"

the norse: every single norse god is praying to who knows what that these kids turn up more like percy. they are literally BEGGING FOR IT. odin himself is in tears for this, like please PLEASE let these kids be normal 😭

beel's got no family aside from the experiments he created and abandoned, so i'll do them + the abrahamic and philistine pantheons: they're in a similar state as the norse LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭 but they know they're fucked cuz these kids' daddy is the literal DEVIL. being an evil menace is practically a required trait 😭😭

[heckinconfusedparade]

Woe! Sonic character headcanons be upon Ye!

Sonic:

- Learned how to cook while raising Tails and got really good at it

- Hedgehog Gordon Ramsay

- Can’t bake for shit tho

- Made up a lullaby that he sings to Tails to help him sleep. It’s been effective since the kit was 4

- In the warmer months, Sonic scouts out nice places for his annual picnic with Amy. He loves hanging out with her and enjoying sweets!

- Has a memorial for Chip with his necklace somewhere hidden

- Ran before he could walk

- Bothers Knuckles on Angel Island at least twice a week

- He and Shadow spar every week

- Bro has a bunch of Knick knacks and trinkets from his adventures

- Has a lazy day every once in a whilel

- He does vocal warm ups every morning as part of his little routine, even if he doesn’t plan on singing that day. It’s good to warm up before doing a lot of speaking!

Tails:

- He’s so sweet but so sassy

- Will sass a grown man to death

- Hugs people he really loves with his tails included

- He has a blacksmith place somewhere

- Had to have an intervention for his mint addiction (unsuccessful)

- His love language is gift giving! His gifts are one of a kind

- He made Shadow a gun for Christmas. It has bullets that explode on impact. It’s a tiny rocket launcher

- Used a chaos emerald to give a box Chaos Control so he can warp stuff back to his workshop

- the box defies logic, and he can fit literally anything in it

Amy

- If anyone insults or puts down her besties it’s ON SIGHT! EVEN IF ITS THE BESTIE SAYIN IT ABOUT THEMSELF (looking at you, TAILS)

- Refuses to let anyone go hungry. Angel to anemic and diabetic community!

- Spars with Knuckles to practice her hand to hand combat

- Meets up with Sonic in the coldest part of winter so they can hibernate together

- Loves her picnic dates with Sonic!

- Got Vanilla to homeschool Tails so at least the kid can have credentials to go into higher education in the future if he wants

- Loves thrift shopping! One man’s trash is this gals treasure!

- Crystal girl

- Shares Taylor Swift album theories with Shadow. They both go crazy for it

- She took Cream, Rouge, Blaze, and Sticks on a road trip. It was the most chaotic thing to hit the roads that summer.

Knuckles:

- is the reason a mountain has a giant crack in it

- vibe checks buildings for faulty wiring with his electro signal echidna stuff

- Bro moves the soil around his island to promote healthier plant life

- Bro is the single teen dad of many many many Chao

- Tries to leave the island whenever he can. He has a map of places that Sonic marked because they made him think of him!

- Taught Tails how to throw one hell of a punch and how to use his namesakes in combat

- Secretly looks forward to Rouge’s visits because he finds the sparring fun

Shadow:

- His room is usually only illuminated by a lamp because the sun shines directly in his window, and the ceiling light is too bright

- the lightbulb in the lamp changes colours. Rouge calls it his Mood Lamp

- If Sonic doesn’t show up to their weekly sparring, he gets concerned and indirectly searches for the dude. He’d rather die than admit he’s concerned tho

- Taylor Swift karaoke night with Amy

- Plays Project SEKAI

- Has a garden full of beautiful flowers dedicated to Maria. Amy and Sonic helped find flowers and seeds, and Knux provided the soil. They didn’t ask to get involved, nor were they asked, they just found out from Rouge and decided to help Shadow out

- He cannot fucking cook

- He cannot fucking bake

- There’s very few things he can actually make BUT HES LEARNING

- Learning to enjoy life as it happens. He’s stopping to smell the roses and appreciate what he has right now, and tries not to lament about the past or future

Rouge:

- Sometimes visits Angel Island just to bother Knuckles

- She has a pair of boots that has spikes on the toes

- Taught Tails how to steal

- She’s Cream’s favourite guest to bring to a tea party because of all the drama she brings with her.

- Is the reason Tails is a gossip

- She played Thief Simulator and had the greatest time ever

- Watched analysis videos of people trying to solve heists she committed

- Pretended not to listen when Amy infodumped to her about crystal energy, but she actually finds it very interesting

Omega:

- Trusts Tails with his life

- Because he can’t fit through doors or knock without breaking them, he stands outside the window waiting for someone to notice him outside

-or he just breaks the door anyway because why not

- Loves fireworks, wants to fire them on his own

- Absorbs every insult he hears Sonic make, as well as searches up on the internet to add to his database just so he can insult Eggman in a way that matters.

[eulaliasims]

Round 6: Midwife 4 / 6

Orla dropped by to meet her newest baby cousin.

Elmet: Here she is, all freshened up.

Orla: Oh, aren't you so sweet! She and Bel can grow up together and be friends! It's so exciting!

Orla: I've always loved babies. I keep saying to Maddan that we should have another, but he says one's enough. Completely untrue.

Elmet: Um. That's his right, I guess?

Eisu was unreasonably excited about the idea of Arturo stepping out in Veridian society and lent him an old tunic and trousers that they'd been keeping for when Drustan can fit into them. Wearing trousers is... unfamiliar.

Helenet: You look very pretty.

Arturo: Thank you, witch.

Helenet: Ooh, I want to try the log roll this year, the water looks so nice and cool. And I want a drink, and something to eat in a bit… and we should dance, of course.

Arturo: I don't think I will join you in falling into the water, but the rest sounds fine.

I then proceeded to somehow not take pictures of any of that. 😭 There weren't a lot of sims at the lot today, but I still got distracted...

...by almost finding another potential love interest for Drustan (actually likes him, has chemistry) but alas, it is not to be, since Dunk is going to immediately age up this round.

Helenet: So what do you think? Are you having a good time?

Arturo: This evening has been… interesting. It's loud.

Helenet: I suppose it is after you've lived in the woods for who knows how long.

Arturo: Are you you enjoying yourself, little witch?

Helenet: Yes, but you still owe me a dance!

where is everyone. why is the lot so empty.

Helenet: Is Gytha staying over again?

Angus: Yeah, she's already asleep.

Elmet: You're lucky your mother is so chill, kid. If my brother or I tried to have a girlfriend or boyfriend sleep over when we were your age, our parents would've had a fit. My ears are ringing just imagining it.

Angus: Oh, tell us more stories about your youth, old man.

Elmet: We had to walk ten leagues to get to the market way back then. Uphill, both ways! In the snow!

This family's love language is sassing each other.

Elmet: So did you have fun?

Arturo: It was interesting to observe the village more closely. I'm not sure that I enjoy being in crowds.

Elmet: That's okay, we're not gonna force you to go to all of them or anything if you don't want to. I'm happy you tried it, though.

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Ruby's Handlers Pt. 1

Ruby: (Shuffling cards) Okay, I'm transferring the energy.

Weiss: Okay? And when do you deal?

Ruby: After I finish shuffling eight times!

Jaune: (Rolls his eyes) She's really in on this whole thing.

Weiss: Where did this come from?

Jaune: She watched a shuffle master online.

Ruby: (Laughs)

Jaune: And you know how she gets into things.

Weiss: Yeah.

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Ruby: GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CAMERA!

Jaune: Please. Get out of the way of the camera, please. Please, what are you doing?

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Ruby: And Weiss was all worried, but then I showed her what we would be doing, and she was like, "Oh, that's not so bad."

Jaune: Right.

Ruby: We're gonna be hitting each other with marshmallows on our hands.

Jaune: Even so, I don't know if I could watch.

Ruby: Dude, I thought you were my bro...

Jaune: I am very much your bro. In fact, I would say the fact that you are my bro makes it so hard for me to watch because I don't want to see you get hurt.

Ruby: But... But I'm going to slay, queen!

Jaune: It's possible that you'll slay.

Ruby: It's LIKELY that I'll slay!

Jaune: Fine, it's likely that you'll slay! But there is a large woman named Elm who is also equally trying to slay and whose sole mission in life right now is trying to stop you from slaying!

Ruby: Oh, whatever, dude! I'm going to slay harder than she slays!

Jaune: Oh man, if this... If this episode comes out after the fight and you just get fucking demolished-

Ruby: It's not gonna happen, though, and you know it!

Jaune: I don't know it, and that's why I'm so scared! How could I possibly know that?!

Ruby: Because you always go, "Ruby really gives it her all! 100%!"

Jaune: And you do give your all! You absolutely give your all! There is no doubt in my mind that you will do the absolute best that you are capable of.

Ruby: Mhm...

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Ruby: Why are there zombies?

Weiss: Because it's the end of the world, and everybody loves zombies.

Ruby: THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER!

Ruby: ...I'm sorry that I yelled at you.

Weiss: Okay, you need to tone down the sass, missy!

Ruby: I'm sorry! I had Burger-Schnees earlier.

Weiss: What?! Who gave you Burger-Schnees?!

Ruby: I bought it myself because I'm a grown woman!

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Ruby: And there'll be that one scene in thirty years that's like the behind-the-scenes moment where they go, "Then Ruby Rose had a lot of Burger-Schnees and didn't tell anyone." You know, that kind of shit?

Jaune: ...What?!

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Weiss: Do you want some?

Ruby: No, I don't want, Weiss. Stop asking me if I want any food! Like a sweet, loving wife!

Jaune: She's so sweet.

Ruby: No, thank you, babe. I love you.

Weiss: I love you, too~!

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Jaune: (Holding jar of dust) Way to go, Ruby! You filled the whole thing like a good girl~!

Ruby: (Laughs)

Jaune: (Laughs)

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Jaune: It's full of fun activities! (Tosses canvas)

Ruby: (Canvas hits) Ow!

Jaune: Uh oh. Did I hit you in the head? (Laughs) I'm sorry!

Ruby: (Whines)

Jaune: Oh, no, no, no. Shh. Shh. (Holds her) Come on. Who's my special girl? (Pets her) You're my special girl.

Ruby: (Looks at camera, Wiggles brows)

Jaune: Who wants to paint? (Pulls away, Whining continues) Who wants to paint?

The current hosts of Lancaster are Ruby Rose (top) and Jaune Arc (bottom).

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Ruby: Ooooh! Look at that! It's so shiny and sparkly!

Jaune: Whoa~!

Ruby: That's because the chemical reaction causes the air around the dust to shift!

Weiss: That's right~! Aw, Ruby, you do listen!

Jaune: ...I thought it was magic.

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FACADE

Ruby: ...Fake-sade.

Jaune: Fuh-sahd, Ruby.

Ruby: (Laughs)

Jaune: Are you really fucking serious? Did that happen? Was that real? I think it was real, otherwise you wouldn't be laughing so hard.

Ruby: (Laughing)

Jaune: I'm worried about you.

[thescarletnargacuga]

KINGER DESERVES LOVE!! So I propose this prompt to you:

Kinger is dating again and isn’t sure what to do or how to prepare as well as also feeling slightly guilty for trying to date again…the circus comes together to encourage him and help him plan for his new date.

They all help him set up a venue, buy a gift, as well as reassuring him that it’s okay to find love again.

Once his date actually arrives, everyone is shocked to find out it’s Bubble…

As everyone leaves the two weirdos to their moment, Kinger and Bubble enjoy being weird and enjoying their time together like only insane people and AI can…

It also makes sense to Caine why Bubble was trying to quit smoking now….

A/N: KINGER DOES DESERVE LOVE!!

BUBBLING INTEREST

WARNING: none

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Kinger stood before the portal Caine snapped into existence. He nervously held a small bouquet of digital flowers, his posture hunched and unsure. "Are you sure they'll like this?"

"I have no doubt!" Caine reassured with a wave of his cane. "Now, beyond the portal is your requested venue! Made to your exact specifications! You have nothing to be nervous about! Well, except rejection, BUT LET'S NOT FOCUS ON THAT!" Caine laughed.

Kinger's eyes went beady with nerves and he started to shake. This was a terrible idea.

"Caine! You're not helping." Ragatha put her hands on her hips.

"I'd say I helped plenty." Caine sat in the air with his legs crossed hautily. "Who makes everything around here? I don't remember the answer being you." He sassed.

"The only thing you're making right now is Kinger feel worse!" Ragatha turned her attention to the quaking chess piece and held her hands out in a calming gesture. "Everything is going to be fine. You're a sweet guy. Whoever you asked out is very lucky."

"Do I detect jealousy?" Caine arched his top teeth teasingly.

Ragatha exhaled heavily, ignoring Caine, and gently put a hand on Kinger's back. "You'll do great."

Kinger relaxed some. "I just...haven't done this in a long time. I can't even keep a coherent thought for more than five minutes. I can only hope they give me a chance."

Ragatha smiled warmly. "You have nothing to be afraid of. If they agreed to this date, they must like you too. I'm sure they can look past the....uh, disassociating."

Kinger blinked. "Who can do what now?"

"Okay." Ragatha facepalmed. "Nevermind. Go get em, tiger. Who is them anyway?" She looked to the other circus members gathered to see Kinger off on his date.

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads. Kinger hadn't asked any of them out. Caine chuckled from his mid air perch. "As if any of you would be so lucky."

"Did he ask you?" Jax grinned.

"Oh goodness, no." Caine lounged back. "I'm unobtainable."

"If it's not any of us here, who did you ask, Kinger?" Pomni spoke up.

A light pink blush dusted Kinger's asymmetrical face. "I-...I asked-"

"SORRY I'M LATE!" Bubble rushed over. "It took me forever to get ready." They looked like they always did. A bubble with very large, sharp teeth.

Kinger jumped, throwing the bouquet. "GAH! Oh, hey Bubble."

"I'm ready for our date! What adventure do we have planned for today?"

Kinger shrugged. "We're going through a portal."

"Sounds like fun! Let's go!" Bubble flew through the portal and Kinger followed. The portal vanished a second after.

"I would pay good money to see that date." Jax sniggered.

Pomni was holding the bouquet Kinger threw. She didn't want it so held it out to Ragatha. "Uh, here."

Ragatha stammered with surprise. "Oh! Thank you, Pomni. That's so sweet of you." She held the flowers close to her face and sniffed. They didn't smell like anything but it was fun to pretend.

~

Kinger and Bubble were in a vast sunny field of tall green grass and flowers. Insects buzzed and fluttered in the gentle breeze. The world was quiet. Peaceful.

A small pink butterfly landed on Kinger's hand. "Lots of little bugs here."

Bubble immediately went after a dragonfly, zipping around in circles. They crunched down on the dragonfly and licked their teeth. "Delicious!"

Kinger tilted his head curiously and put the butterfly up to his face. His attempt to bite it failed and it stuck to his face, flexing its wings. "Hmm, you can taste them. Neat."

"You gonna eat that?" Bubble floated close to Kinger's face.

"Uh-" Before he could answer, Bubble licked his whole face with their massive tongue. They got the butterfly and left a trail of soapy saliva in their wake. "MMM-MM! That one was my favorite!"

Kinger blushed so hard, the wooden texture of his head turned cherry. "So forward. You kiss on a first date?"

"I do whatever I want! Wheeeeee!" Bubble rolled about in the wind.

"That must be freeing." Kinger rubbed his hands. "How do you do it?"

"Do whatever? I do whatever! Let's play a game! Bet you can't catch me!"

Kinger's eyes smiled and he ran after Bubble through the field of floral greenery. His disembodied hands were an advantage for his reach, and at one point he accidentally got Bubble a little too hard. They popped and Kinger stood mortified for all of three three seconds when Bubble reappeared.

"HA! You got me!"

Kinger nearly collapsed with relief. "I thought I hurt you."

"Nah, popping is fun! It tickles."

"Really?" Kinger poked at Bubble again, popping them.

Bubble reappeared, giggling. "Heeheehee! Why do you think I do whatever? I can't die." They said cheerfully, though with a hint of existential dread. "Now it's my turn!" They bare their teeth and rush Kinger.

Kinger dodged out of reflex. He's been in the game for a very long time and has had to dodge literal bullets. Bubble wasn't getting him that easily.

~

Kinger eventually returned, alone and covered in pointed teeth marks. Caine was waiting in the main circus area to welcome him back. "I see it went well." Caine chuckled.

"It did. We want to do this again tomorrow." Kinger sighed dreamily.

"Congrats on your second date. However, I feel the need to warn you." Caine zoomed in close to Kinger's face. "Bubble is my closest friend. Break their heart, and the cellar will be a mercy compared to what I am prepared to do."

Kinger lifted their hand in a thumbs up, eyes lovestruck. "Whatever you say."

Caine backed off and patted Kinger's head. "I'm glad we understand each other."

[fmajorenthusiast]

POST THE COLLAB, KATIE

AHAAHAHAHAH YESSSSSSSS!!! (THIS IS ALSO POSTED ON JEANI'S TUMBLR SO YALL GO CHECK IT OUT THERE TOOOO!!!)

WHAT THE ROCKY HORROR CHARACTERS WOULD DO ON TUMBLR!!!!!

Frank: Frank posts shitty poetry that he writes meant to be a tribute to the TRAGEDY OF THE TUMBLR TITTY BAN. He recites it while pole dancing and/or just general thirst traps. But his content somehow never gets flagged, and he is so fucking insulted by this, it’s a badge of honor that pictures of somebody’s lawn has recieved, but not yet him? What does he have to do? He’s constantly getting asked along the lines of “CURLY HAIR ROUTINE ASAP” or “makeup tut please <3<3 “ and he will reply with a single product or just like a zoomed out pic of his bathroom sink for them to decode.

Brad: Brad thinks this is a dating app and posts his “Best” picture! This post (along with his bio) becomes one of those legendary Tumblr posts, it has gotten so blurry from screenshots to other sites that he is unrecognizable. Janet eventually shows him the ropes, but he still spends at least 24 hours just to “Learn what a ‘blorbo’ is goddamn it”. He also uses ‘Babygirl’ in the wrong context. Anyway, when he finally shows up on Janet's Blog, they’re like “Alright, this checks out” and then FRANK comes in like a wrecking ball, destroying all logic and making Brad lose half his followers but gain twice as many more.

Janet: Cottagecare Aesthetic blog. I know this in my bones. She would also reblog sentimental blackout poetry and little wholesome quotes. Half of her blog is BRAD MAJORS! She writes little love letters to him and posts pics of them together, just being Brad and Janet, they have a ship name at this point and are treated like fictional characters because of how incredibly, mind bogglingly sweet they are! Until somebody notices Frank in the background of one of her posts, and then she slowly starts posting progress on attaching rhinestones to burlesque attire (But she’s still all sweet with Brad in addition to this because she is an ICON).

Riff Raff: Riff Raff is the guy that saves everybody’s life with those little templates. Like if somebody didn’t post a blank version of that meme, he’s got you covered!. No Picrew link? Riff can and will find it, and both comment and reblog the post with the link. He also calls out internet scams, and will do so in the most helpful-but-still-trolling-them way possible. If you follow him, you’ll kind of get used to the little bits of advice that trickle into your feed. He doesn’t actually follow many people, and carefully curated his feed to perfection.

Magenta: Oh Magenta is here to TROLL PORN BOTS. She is here to troll porn bots in a MASSIVE way. She trolls them into being banned, but has LOTS of fun with it!!! She's gotten to the point where she has to seek THEM out because she's feared in the porn bot community! They know that she'll torture and bring them down!!! They can't stop her!!! She's like the stealthy tumblr superhero!!! She also makes so many snarky responses to people! She has the sassiest tongue on the internet and it strongly resembles the tone of the trope of the old lady who's completely lost her filter except she doesn't need to wait for old age for that one! Do NOT dare challenge her!!! She'll fully respond to passive aggression by cussing somebody out in the most powerful way possible and it's absolutely HILARIOUS. She's living her best life on tumblr and she's ADORING it so much!! She is an icon of sass and taking down porn bots, and we couldn't ask for a better hero here on tumblr!!!

Columbia: Columbia is an artist!!! She draws with the most amazing and eye-blinding palette out there!!! She loves what she's doing so much and she's SO talented!!! Its very neon and in a Pixar-esque style!!! Disney would hire her as an artist in a heartbeat!!! (But you must NEVER WORK WITH DISNEY COLUMBIA THEY'RE SO CORRUPT PLZ WORK WITH A COMPANY THAT WON'T STEAL ALL YOUR CREATIONS!!!) Her art is so bubbly and bright and fun!!! She also loves to make lists like these!!!! She's big in the world of fandom!!!! She loves it so much!!! She's sweet and fun and amazing!!!

Rocky: oh this sweet baby boy this sweet baby boy this SWEET BABY BOYYYYYY!!! First of all... he is just a darling, but this sweetheart is probably too young to have a Discord even! Let alone a Tumblr!!! That said, he's COMPLETELY safe!!! For two reasons!!! Number one, there's another part of everyone else's blogs that says "Don't you fucking hurt Rocky" or something close to it!!! Secondly, he's literally so pure of heart that you wouldn't dare!!!! He doesn't even know what to post about and the result is the best thing EVER!!! He'll post things like "I saw duckies today!" Or "I really really REALLY love bubbles!" Or a personal favorite, "I believe in unicorns!!!" He's a DARLING and probably has the most famous blog of anyone on this list solely because of how truly lovable he is!!! He is a true darling of the internet and he is BELOVED on Tumblr!!!

Eddie: Eddie uses his main blog as his own personal dartboard. Where Rocky’s little slices of life are sweet are cute, Eddie is that one guy who posts things like “I SWEAR TO GOD IF I NEED TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THIS FUCKING MICROWAVE FRENCH TOAST I WILL FIND WHOEVER MADE THIS AND RIP THE STILLBEATING HEART FROM THEIR BODY”. These rants either get hundreds of thousands of notes or absolutely none at all, there is no in between! Eddie has a sideblog for his motorcycle, and it’s actually really sweet!!! He talks about how he “adopted” Bessie (the name he’s given it) and the process of repairing her as well as the places he’s taken her!. BUT DO NOT CALL IT CUTE. He hates when anyone calls his little “relationship” with Bessie cute, and almost ran Brad over by the time the first “That’s ador- had left his mouth. Eddie knows all the lore of his favorite bands, and classic rock tumblr is constantly falling for his “Hey, I’m newer fan of (group or artist) could anyone explain what the (code name for bad even) Incident is?” He then reads the explanations aloud, sometimes with Frank, posting reaction videos on youtube/instagram!

Dr. Scott: Similarly to Brad, Dr. Scott severely misunderstood the point of tumblr. He was like “Oh, a place to share ideas? MY corner of the internet? This looks like a fun time!”. And…it goes how you would expect it to go. He makes every mistake that Brad did but worse. He falls for nearly every scam on the planet and has to be saved by the rest of the crew multiple times, actually tries to reason with both trolls and bots, doesn’t know how to block tags....etc. It took him a solid few months to learn how to reblog, and even longer to actually tag his own posts. He does eventually learn though! During a lecture, he forgets to close the tab before a lecture and the entire class sees his dashboard on the projector screen, and from there the entire lesson becomes “Tumblr 101”!

The Criminologist: He, like Eddie, has a main blog and a side blog!!!!! First, he's on the conspiracy theory side of tumblr and he and Doctor Scott will very occasionally cross paths and it is ALWAYS ICONIC! It's literally like those scenes in shows where the two masterfully secretive and manipulative characters interact and it's the FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!! It's totally amazing!!! His side blog however, now that's when the chaos REALLY starts. See, he writes fanfic and is too embarrassed to ever admit it (even though it's Tumblr and that's one of the most important things that Tumblr is for!!!) What are these fanfics of you ask? Well they're Percibeth and Brad x Janet crossover fics of course! Also Eddie is Leo and Doctor Scott is Chiron because YES! However, this blog is discovered by Frank!!! Frank, who is ROYALLY pissed that he did NOT MAKE IT IN!?!?!? and that IT ISN'T SMUT!?!?!? What has the world come to?!?!? Of course, he outs this blog to everybody else!! It would be a disaster except for one thing!!!! This is TUMBLR!! And The Criminologist's identity is PROTECTED!!! Nobody knows!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhh

[dootznbootz]

Do you have any Penelope fic recommendations ?

I'd love to read some stories about Penelope interacting with Laertes, Ctimene, Euryclea or take care of poor Anticlea.

Or maybe about Penelope as a queen, her responsibilities and feelings (other than waiting for Odysseus ofc).

OR Penelope with Athena ! That'd be so awesome too !

Heck even Penelope and Telemachus deserve to be explored more.

Or maybe something about her parents, her naiad mother and her sister Iphtime.

Because OdyPen is awesome and all, best couple, but like you said in your post, the water queen needs to be explored more !

She so does need to be explored more!!! ;~;

Like it's literally my favorite thing. I have basically her whole life planned out (alongside Helen's as they are very close in mine (along with Menelaus, Pollux, and Castor. They were a weird ragtag group of kids.) and I love her to bits!!! Like, yeah, she "technically" has less moments than Odysseus in the Odyssey and with her stress, that changes things but there is SOO much there to play with!!! AND THAT'S JUST WITH THE ODYSSEY

The sneeze of death? All her prayers for the suitor's doom? Her sassing Telemachus when he doesn't spill the beans right away? "You bold and brazen bitch!" to Melantho? LIKEMINDED?! You know how fun it is while writing to always be thinking about how two characters constantly mirror one another? SO MUCH FUN!!! slkdfj

she's so silly and I love her so much lksdfj

so like, I'm working on fics right now (so many wips ;~; ) but I have two of mine out where I hopefully do a good job of characterizing her. It's my main goal honestly to make her the most fleshed out character out of everyone.

Scraps - Silly OdyPen oneshot but I do characterize her a lot in it. (some of this isn't "canon" to Dootzverse anymore as this was my first fic and when I was kind of planning things out)

Worth the Mess - OdyPen Sickfic mostly from Odysseus POV but rest assured, you will know a lot about my lil shit Water Wife. Like a lot about her. Probably too much lol (remember this silly lil moodboard I did for her? Yeah. It'll make sense. I really get silly with Penelope.)

Here's a few fics that like, give her some focus (but still very "odypen", I haven't really browsed fics in a while though (I won't lie, I'm pretty picky with characterization. ;~; even some of my fave fics make me raise my brow sometimes. like if they make it seem as though Penelope would kind of blame him for the goddesses or see it as cheating And if I see Diomedes in the tags, I'm out :P and I don't like excessive whump or angst really. ) I should probably look around again lol.)

Take Courage, My Heart - lil bit of Penelope's thoughts as they reunite. short and sweet.

The Long Way Home - A short and poetic kind of view into her feelings over the years.

I fear from the Path (that leads me to you) - Not really Penelope centered but it's sweet and cute :)

Mother Rages - Probably the most Penelope focused one and very fun. Talking about her anger about the Suitors.

Those are the ones I know of :') (though as I said, I have not browsed in a while, there's probably more! Hopefully!)

[ishouldbeworkingbutimnot]

POST THE COLLAB, JEANI!!!!

AHHHHHHHH YES THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO!

Basically, me and @fmajorenthusiast had the idea to collab on one of the ask posts she usually does! All of these are a collaborative effort, we basically just bounced ideas off of each other and then took turns formatting them! So, we humbly present to you,

RHPS Characters on Tumblr:

Frank: Frank posts shitty poetry that he writes meant to be a tribute to the TRAGEDY OF THE TUMBLR TITTY BAN. He recites it while pole dancing and/or just general thirst traps. But his content somehow never gets flagged, and he is so fucking insulted by this, it’s a badge of honor that pictures of somebody’s lawn has resived, but not yet him? What does he have to do? He’s constantly getting asked along the lines of “CURLY HAIR ROUTINE ASAP” or “makeup tut please <3<3 “ and he will reply with a single product or just like a zoomed out pic of his bathroom sink for them to decode.

Riff Raff: Riff is the guy that saves everybody’s life with those little templates. Like if somebody didn’t post a blank version of that meme, he’s got you covered!. No Picrew link? Riff can and will find it, and both comment and reblog the post with the link. He also calls out internet scams, and will do so in the most helpful-but-still-trolling-them way possible. If you follow him, you’ll kind of get used to the little bits of advice that trickle into your feed. He doesn’t actually follow many people, and carefully curated his feed to perfection.

Janet: Cottagecore Aesthetic blog. I know this in my bones. She would also reblog sentimental blackout poetry and little wholesome quotes. Half of her blog is BRAD MAJORS! She writes little love letters to him and posts pics of them together, just being Brad and Janet, they have a ship name at this point and are treated like fictional characters because of how incredibly, mind bogglingly sweet they are! Until somebody notices Frank in the background of one of her posts, and then she slowly starts posting progress on attaching rhinestones to burlesque attire (But she’s still all sweet with Brad in addition to this because she is an ICON).

Brad: Brad thinks this is a dating app and posts his “Best” picture! This post (along with his bio) becomes one of those legendary Tumblr posts, it has gotten so blurry from screenshots to other sites that he is unrecognizable. Janet eventually shows him the ropes, but he still spends at least 24 hours just to “Learn what a ‘blorbo’ is goddamn it”. He also uses ‘Babygirl’ in the wrong context. Anyway, when he finally shows up on Janet's Blog, they’re like “Alright, this checks out” and then FRANK comes in like a wrecking ball, destroying all logic and making Brad lose half his followers but gain twice as many!

Magenta: Oh Magenta is here to TROLL PORN BOTS. She is here to troll porn bots in a MASSIVE way. She trolls them into being banned, but has LOTS of fun with it!!! She's gotten to the point where she has to seek THEM out because she's feared in the porn bot community! They know that she'll torture and bring them down!!! They can't stop her!!! She's like the stealthy tumblr superhero!!! She also makes so many snarky responses to people! She has the sassiest tongue on the internet and it strongly resembles the tone of the trope of the old lady who's completely lost her filter except she doesn't need to wait for old age for that one! Do NOT dare challenge her!!! She'll fully respond to passive aggression by cussing somebody out in the most powerful way possible and it's absolutely HILARIOUS. She's living her best life on tumblr and she's ADORING it so much!! She is an icon of sass and taking down porn bots, and we couldn't ask for a better hero here on tumblr!!!

Columbia: Columbia is an artist!!! She draws with the most amazing and eye-blinding palette out there!!! She loves what she's doing so much and she's SO talented!!! Its very neon and in a Pixar-esque style!!! Disney would hire her as an artist in a heartbeat!!! (But you must NEVER WORK WITH DISNEY COLUMBIA THEY'RE SO CORRUPT PLZ WORK WITH A COMPANY THAT WON'T STEAL ALL YOUR CREATIONS!!!) Her art is so bubbly and bright and fun!!! She also loves to make lists like these!!!! She's big in the world of fandom!!!! She loves it so much!!! She's sweet and fun and amazing!!!

Eddie: Eddie uses his main blog as his own personal dartboard. Where Rocky’s little slices of life are sweet are cute, Eddie is that one guy who posts things like “I SWEAR TO GOD IF I NEED TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THIS FUCKING MICROWAVE FRENCH TOAST I WILL FIND WHOEVER MADE THIS AND RIP THE STILL BEATING HEART FROM THEIR BODY”. These rants either get hundreds of thousands of notes or absolutely none at all, there is no in between! Eddie has a sideblog for his motorcycle, and it’s actually really sweet!!! He talks about how he “adopted” Bessie (the name he’s given it) and the process of repairing her as well as the places he’s taken her!. BUT DO NOT CALL IT CUTE. He hates when anyone calls his little “relationship” with Bessie cute, and almost ran Brad over by the time the first “That’s ador- had left his mouth. Eddie knows all the lore of his favorite bands, and classic rock tumblr is constantly falling for his “Hey, I’m newer fan of (group or artist) could anyone explain what the (code name for bad even) Incident is?” He then reads the explanations aloud, sometimes with Frank, posting reaction videos on youtube/instagram!

Rocky: oh this sweet baby boy this sweet baby boy this SWEET BABY BOYYYYYY!!! First of all... he is just a darling, but this sweetheart is probably too young to have a Discord even! Let alone a Tumblr!!! That said, he's COMPLETELY safe!!! For two reasons!!! Number one, there's another part of everyone else's blogs that says "Don't you fucking hurt Rocky" or something close to it!!! Secondly, he's literally so pure of heart that you wouldn't dare!!!! He doesn't even know what to post about and the result is the best thing EVER!!! He'll post things like "I saw duckies today!" Or "I really really REALLY love bubbles!" Or a personal favorite, "I believe in unicorns!!!" He's a DARLING and probably has the most famous blog of anyone on this list solely because of how truly lovable he is!!! He is a true darling of the internet and he is BELOVED on Tumblr!!!

Dr. Scott: Similarly to Brad, Dr. Scott severely misunderstood the point of tumblr. He was like “Oh, a place to share ideas? MY corner of the internet? This looks like a fun time!”. And…it goes how you would expect it to go. He makes every mistake that Brad did but worse. He falls for nearly every scam on the planet and has to be saved by the rest of the crew multiple times, actually tries to reason with both trolls and bots, doesn’t know how to block tags....etc. It took him a solid few months to learn how to reblog, and even longer to actually tag his own posts. He does eventually learn though! During a lecture, he forgets to close the tab before a lecture and the entire class sees his dashboard on the projector screen, and from there the entire lesson becomes “Tumblr 101”!

The Criminologist: He, like Eddie, has a main blog and a side blog!!!!! First, he's on the conspiracy theory side of tumblr and he and Doctor Scott will very occasionally cross paths and it is ALWAYS ICONIC! It's literally like those scenes in shows where the two masterfully secretive and manipulative characters interact and it's the FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!! It's totally amazing!!! His side blog however, now that's when the chaos REALLY starts. See, he writes fanfic and is too embarrassed to ever admit it (even though it's Tumblr and that's one of the most important things that Tumblr is for!!!) What are these fanfics of you ask? Well they're Percibeth and Brad x Janet crossover fics of course! Also Eddie is Leo and Doctor Scott is Chiron because YES! However, this blog is discovered by Frank!!! Frank, who is ROYALLY pissed that he did NOT MAKE IT IN!?!?!? and that IT ISN'T SMUT!?!?!? What has the world come to?!?!? Of course, he outs this blog to everybody else!! It would be a disaster except for one thing!!!! This is TUMBLR!! And The Criminologist's identity is PROTECTED!!! Nobody knows!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhh

[terriluvss]

I really hate the fanon versions of characters, they always miss the mark completely tbh and just aren’t who the real character is at all. Especially when it comes to shipping and you have to force the characters in a box that wasn’t made for them.

Like for example, fanon Lucy mischaracterises her a LOT. I saw a nalu comic where Natsu steals a heating pad from her, and she just goes all shy uwu timid girl “h-huh what? N-natsu what’re you d-doing isn’t this inappropriate?” is how she acted when Natsu used his hands as a heating pad instead.

And it’s like, no. That’s just now how Lucy’s character is at ALL. Are you guys forgetting she has an attitude? Did Lucy lay down and act all timid and scared when phantom lord kidnapped her? No! She literally kicked them in the groind and jumped out a WINDOW! From the top flower of some crazy tall tower. Or that time she stood up to the literal celestial spirit king, the man who has the power to take away her job. But she does anyway.

I HATE this submissive timid uwu im just a ball of sunshine Lucy that fanon perpetuates and Mashima has bought into it too completely changing who she used to be. I saw this one Christmas Omake panel that I’m too lazy to find where Lucy smiles when she becomes the master for the game (basically fairytail truth or dare) and she tells her dare with a bright smile something like “number 1 and number 5 have to shake hands” and like…

Lucy is just so much more than a smiling girl. I hate how mashima dumbs down all his characters because this doesn’t just happen to Lucy it’s every character! I think the old Lucy would be a lot more cheeky with her dare, but still keep it sweet because she is sweet and snarky! Where is her smug attitude, her zest for fun and humour? In the later series she’s just completely mellowed out and it’s really sad to see.

Fanon really wants to portray Lucy as this shy timid girl, and honestly Mashima has leaned into it especially in the final chapter but I will never forget who Lucy is supposed to be. This bright and bold girl with cheeky side but also isn’t afraid to be kind and wear her heart on her sleeve. Not this shy doormat who needs rescuing all the time. Even the way she dresses shows you the kind of person she is, bold big boots and a mini skirt with a jacket to match in chapter 1. She obviously isn’t afraid to look good. She isn’t afraid to be herself, it’s something she literally becomes homeless to do rather than changing to be some rich posh classy girl her father wants her to be.

And when Fanon gets rid of her feisty side I can’t help but feel annoyed, because it’s just like you guys are being like Jude. Wanting her to be this perfect princess, which she isn’t and she said herself she just wants to be accepted the way she is.

Just like here she literally tells you all what she wants, yet you guys are ignoring her. Just changing her character to fit your narratives. I know there is nothing wrong with being creative and expressing your imagination but just as you are allowed to be creatively free I am allowed to have my opinion on it. And my opinion is, let Lucy be Lucy. If you want a sunshine character, look at Wendy. She is the embodiment of the pure innocent sunshine trope. Lucy is definitely sunshine too, but she’s sunshine with sass. And that in my opinion, makes her character something I want to enjoy.

The lucy with sass, I miss truly. Sure she still has that fighting spirit, but it’s just not the same as early fairytail.

Thanks for reading my silly rant guys, it’s a bit over the place but I just like to write my thoughts down. I’m gonna make an analysis of fanon Natsu next. Then I will do Juvia. Who in my opinion has suffered the worst from this character assassination trope. The woman who used to be very compelling turned into just a love interest. Such a shame. But yeah thanks for reading <3

[minijenn]

"True Leader" - Bill Cipher and White Diamond (non-paring)

White Diamond’s ship was empty, quiet, and cold like usual. That’s honestly, how she liked things. Nothing out of place, everything under her control… but, things were about to change.

“Come out, Bill. I know you are here” the white lady revealed with a sweet and delicate voice. If anyone with no context heard that, they would be sure she was kind and gentle… and they would be very wrong.

Finally, the yellow triangle became visible. Usually, when he did so, the area around him would lose color, and time would stop. However, White’s ship was already empty and filled with shades of gray and White.

“I came just like you asked, White? What do you want with me?” Bill asked, cleared not happy being there. That kind of behavior was unexpected coming from the guy that joked with all his potential clients. White was different…

“Is that any way to treat a partner?” she asked teasingly, with her same creepy smile of usual.

“Get to the point, White!” the triangle demanded, crossing his arms in anger. White didn’t seem completely satisfied, but didn’t lose composure.

“I just wanted to know how my dear Starlight is doing on earth?” the diamond asked dramatically, as if she was a caring mother.

“I though you and your… bleached mind powers allowed you to spy 24/7 into Quartzy and Rosebud’s lives” Bill stated, still unpolite. 

White approached him threateningly, making the triangle shiver in fear.

“Oh, but they do, Bill. But, well, it’s a bit hard keeping Blue, Yellow and Starlight in check at the same time, you know?” the diamond retorted. Although she seemed happy, she was clearly sending a message: ‘behave if you don’t want to face the consequences.

“Right…” he agreed, this time, being more polite. He already faced many beings on his life. Scientists, other Human Scientists, and all his henchmaniacs. But, none of them was compared to the gem matriarch. She had a lot more power than it seemed.

“Although, to be fair, I have to admit that the events on your… ‘Nightmare Realm’ were quite fascinating” she smiled, referring to the incident involving Stepper’s journal.

Bill felt a shiver down his spine. The deal involved Pink Diamond’s gem intact. And he almost shattered her in an attempt to stop Stepper.

“It was all…” Bill tried to defend himself, horrified at what could happen to him if White found out the truth. She, however, only made a sign for him to stay quiet.

“I knew it wouldn’t work. Your little ‘stealing the book’ act. You would have had to come up with something more creative. That’s why I didn’t call you immediately” she turned her back and walked a bit, going back to her usual spot at the ship.

“I hope that, next time, you will stay true to your word. Will you?” she questioned. Bill simply nodded, not wanting any more trouble with the gem.

“Good boy” White said, patting his head. Bill HATED being treated like that. But there wasn’t anything he could do. That gem was ruthless.  

“I need to go back to the Nightmare Real now! My pals need their ruler” the triangle said, trying to find an excuse to leave.

White diamond, however, gave a wicked laugh that shook her ship’s walls.

“A ‘ruler’? What makes yourself believe you are a ‘ruler’?” the gem snickered, making the triangle turn red.

“Well! I keep the Nightmare Realm in check! A beautifully chaotic check!” Bill shouted, finally losing his patience.

“‘In check’? You call that mess a place that is ‘in check’? Don’t make me laugh” White grinned.

“At least my peers have fun there! Unlike here! Which means, I am a better leader than you” the triangle tried to defend himself. The gem matriarch wasn’t affected by that… at all.

“A better leader? Well, I never burned my dimension and destroyed my own kind” White sassed, knowing where to hit.

“…what?” Bill puzzled, unable of guessing how the gem matriarch managed to find out about his past.

“Euclydia. Does it ring a bell to you?” the gem matriarch questioned. The triangle froze.

“Poor Bill. The first time you tried to take charge, you destroyed everyone that cared about you. It surely doesn’t make you seem like a good leader” White sassed, satisfied with the reaction she got.

“Shut up! I will be going now!” Bill yelled, tired of being reminded of his past.

“Oh, so soon? Came back again. I love your visits, dear” the gem matriarch teased, satisfied at all the nerves she hit.

“We are not FRIENDS!!” the triangle shouted, finally returning to his world. White started laughing again.

“Oh, Starlight, I wonder why you were so enchanted by such an inferior life form. I am excited to hear it ALL from you when you get back” she said, thinking about the youngest diamond, that was galaxies away…

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Author’s Note: Okay, I don’t know if you accept people submitting our own UF inspired stories, but you speaking about Bill and White’s relationship, Billrose and all the other things gave me inspiration to write this.

It’s my first time writing for either Bill or White, but I am kind of satisfied with the result.

Anyway, sorry if I got to excited. Hope you liked it. Bye!

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Oh man we’re back to UF fan submissions! This makes me so nostalgic! Great job with this btw loved how catty these two are to each other; very in line with how I imagined them interacting in UF2 lol

[thinkingofausername]

Pairing BG3 companions

I made every possible pairing and how I think they would look.

(this is just my opinion and i'm still fairly new to bg3 and i have yet to thoroughly meet the characters so there's probably inaccuracies but this is all in good fun)

Astarion:

+Shadowheart = banter, sassiness, sexiness, BIG issues with opening up, enemies to lovers trope

+Gale = canonically compete and have a hilarious grudge against each other, also canonically hilarious when irritated, beneath the comedic duo is a gorgeous romance (neither experienced genuine love, just use and abuse), canonically both are devoted lovers

+Karlach = beautiful gorgeous precious, she would adore and protect him and he could never hurt her, perhaps better as platonic but either way very nice

+Wyll = definitely Astarion teasing Wyll for being a "noble fairytale prince", perhaps stemming from Astarion's grudge about never being saved and then ironically being with a savior, Wyll would be very patient and kind and it would piss Astarion off before he had a breakdown about it

+Lae'zel = possibly the toughest combo, Astarion might like her spiciness but i'm honestly not sure what would get her to warm up to him, they're both survivors tough, under Astarion's prissiness is someone who's gone through many hardships and so has Lae'zel so trauma bonding might be possible, they could also bond about their regrets about hurting people in the past, i could see some mutual respect there some day

Shadowheart:

+Gale = don't know how to explain but this just makes sense, they would look like an obvious couple, definitely bonding about being devoted to people who never deserved their loyalty, they'd also hilariously sass at people

+Karlach = beautiful gorgeous yes, sexy girl power and all but jokes aside very precious, i mean we do remember Shadowheart's first comment towards Karlach right?, Shadowheart would definitely be receiving princess treatment

+Wyll = gorgeous couple, i can see Shadow snarking at people and Wyll sending apologetic looks but she would be very soft with him in private, he would definitely have her guard down and cherish her

+Lae'zel = no idea how to explain but Katara and Toph vibes??, the tough girl and the princess, they've got guts the both of them, they'd be badass, just two hot girlfriends judging everyone

Gale:

+Karlach = precioussssssss, they'd be so good to each other, they're both such good companions and lovers, they'd protect and cherish each other very much

+Wyll = Wyll's duty and fairness and Gale's devotion? their full devotion to their lovers? their hearts entirely in the romance? yeah i could see them being sickeningly sweet husbands

+Lae'zel = see this i think would be pretty iconic, the loving wizard and his warrior wife, he'd be so nice to her and she could heal and learn so much

Karlach:

+Wyll = oh we knowwwwww this is top tier, the prince of the group and the most precious woman on earth, obviously perfect for each other

+Lae'zel = Karlach would hug and tease the hell out of her and she would grumble so much, they'd be pretty cool and sweet at the same time

Wyll:

+ Lae'zel = yes, yes this could work, kind of similar to Gale and Lae'zel in the sense that Wyll would be very kind to her and she'd be baffled and caught off guard, i can see her changing a lot as the relationship goes on, she'd probably eventually be a bit softer and nicer, maybe a little less murdery, but obviously still cool

[lightwise]

TBB S3 E12 Reaction

Alright, this was the last episode that was truly represented in the trailer. I can’t wait to see Hunter kick some Juggernaut butt (why does that sound so bad lol)

- Hemlock wipe that damn smirk off your face

- Again with the shoulder shoves dude

- No why is CX-2 just walking away? We need to follow him and find out who he is!! *low-key screaming in frustration* lol

- I love how Hemlock is so arrogantly confident and uncaring that he comes across as almost respectful in how he takes the time to explain things to other people

- Come on Emerie, you’ve come so far! Don’t keep playing into Hemlock’s hand! You know Omega isn’t safe here and neither are you

- Lol he’s too busy to even wait for the test results. Bitch

- I do wish they had given us Crosshair telling Hunter and Wrecker about Omega. BUT I was very much correct that Hunter would not waste time being angry

- Every time Crosshair says something more about Tantiss it just keeps getting worse and worse 🥺🥺 don’t make that man go back there! Dee’s vocal inflections and the way he talks about Nala Se and Tipoca City is so regretful

- The trust and vulnerability he’s willing to show though with his hand shaking and admitting he doesn’t want to go back he’s so traumatized 😭💔

- No WAY they are bringing back Admiral Rampart! Kudos to those who called that one

- PHEEEE and AZZZZ

- Cross goes from pointing his rifle in Phee’s face to straight up telling her they’re taking her ship 🤣

- Okay, it finally happened. I finally teared up. Phee and Crosshair immediately sass each other, then she drops the fact that she and Tech were close and talked a lot and he TOLD HER ABOUT CROSSHAIR (and in a good light) and we got a BROWN EYES 👁️ 👄 👁️. I was in a puddle on the floor 🥹🥹🥹

- The way she treats all of them like family and helps them and puts her life on the line for them. It is just so satisfying to see her relationship with the Batch continue to develop like this. Truly family to all of them.

- More Andor vibes with this labor camp

- Of course Rampart is still a dramatic bitchy asshole. Prison hasn’t changed him AT ALL (except for the beard. Sorry guys but I’m just not seeing it 😆)

- Aw Wrecker giving Mel a little pat. He’s so sweet

- “Oh relax. I expect you to know a stealth approach when you see one” 🤩🤩 TECH you need to come back and marry this woman RIGHT FREAKING NOW

- Gosh they were so made for each other 😭

- That entire maneuver was insane and incredible

- Hunter’s helmet float 😄 at least one of them was having fun

- As others have pointed out I also really appreciate that they animated Phee with so much aging and tiredness and lines and wrinkles showing on her face. She’s a real woman who’s seen and done a lot of things and she’s incredibly gorgeous and badass and caring and intelligent and she doesn’t need perfect skin or a youthful glow to be completely amazing

- When are we getting the “day in the life of a storm trooper” workplace comedy? I need it Star Wars!

- It’s so good to see the boys working together like this

- The textures and lighting in this episode are just so real looking

- Wow Wrecker really just sucker punched that guy

- And he actually remembers plan 55 😁 so proud of him

- The music when they saunter in 😂 and we got a “how touching” too?!

- Rampart’s face is in the dictionary next to the word offended

- “Hunter, they’re sealing off the bridge!” Hunter: drives faster

- And he was giving Phee a hard time for her flying?? Boy is approaching Evel Knievel levels!!

- I need to see Hunter in a dirt bike rally now 😧

- Pretty sure Hunter is firmly in his Joel Miller Era. He does not care what he has to do or who he has to kill at this point

- “Not exactly a stealth exit boys” such a great line

- “We’re all in this together” sure Rampart sure let’s see how chipper you are about that next episode

- Emerie and Omega’s glances at each other 🥺

- “This is your new home” yeahhh I don’t think so

[mayathearcanefan]

(AU) Viktor's daughter OC head-canons:

.Name: Eliška (obviously it has to be Czech)

.Her mother died during childbirth, so she has no memory of her, nor will Viktor talk about her

.Grew up in Zaun 'till the age of 9, mostly sticking to herself but had a couple of friends she had to leave behind when she moved to Piltover

.During her time in Zaun, she spent a lot of time helping Viktor -due to his condition- which involved searching for food and supplies for herself and him

More of an introverted person-like Viktor-and a fast learner to adapt to the harsh life in the undercity.

.Very interested in science, and wants to become a scientist just like her father. She would spend a lot of time daydreaming about her own creations.

.She was 9 when she and Viktor got a better living opportunity in Piltover, where Viktor started working as an assistant scientist.

.Took her quite a while to get used to her new life; she got offered a place at a good school but after just one day, she realised she wouldn't fit in, and was bullied, so she became home-schooled instead

.A year later, Viktor met Jayce, and they moved over to the lab by the councilers' building. They were at the lab so often that they basically owned a couple rooms across it.

.She was wary of this change at first, but soon warmed up to Jayce, who also took a liking to her, buying her sweets behind Viktor's back and fist bumping her for every little achievement of hers

.Has her own little corner in their lab, where she can do her own research, ideas or even helping them with a few of the easier equations

.When Viktor and Jayce were really busy, she would hang with Mel, who taught her cursive writing, and helped her with her reading, as well as art and some music.

.Heimerdinger would tell her stories of his past, as well as the evolution of Piltover and Zaun. He helped to guide her with her own scientific ideas

.A number 1 JayVik shipper. She would sometimes hang out with them in the lab, and wiggle her eyebrows at Viktor whenever she caught him looking in Jayce's direction

.She was so happy to be a bridesmaid at their wedding (which happened when she was 14)

.Got tired of her hair one day when she was 13 and gave herself a wolfcut

.Unfortunately, Eliska also takes after her father's sass

.Viktor was more of the stricter dad, who cared about her safety, and Jayce was more of the fun dad who helped her break all of Viktor's rules, and loved to carry her on his shoulders since Viktor was too fragile.

.Eventually they became a very happy family

(I hope this cured your depression)

[pretty-trans-girl-23]

A bit late but here we go...

So after watching the new episode of the pjo la I have some thoughts. Honestly I really liked this episode! I really liked the chemistry that is starting to show with the trio and I liked that Annabeth had her fathers college ring. I also liked the dream Percy had of his mom and him at the pool. It did an amazing job of showing a stressed mother and her kid trying to learn how to swim but it didn't feel like sally Jackson. In my mind Sally Jackson was this kind woman who has never yelled or been super cross like it said in the books but in this she still is kind she's just also looking at others and being afraid of what they thought which I felt was weird. I did like that Percy tried to calm her down in the dream because that was a really sweet moment. I also liked the little sands of time thing they did with Chronos when he interrupts Percy's dream. One thing that surprised me but I found i really liked was that they introduced Echidna a bit earlier. I still don't like that Percy isn't really finding a lot out himself but he did realize it was a monster this time! He still has his sass and calls out the gods bs which is always fun and the little convo with Annabeth was super sweet. I kinda enjoyed hearing Echidna talk about her children a bit more (although Percy didn't make the echidna joke which is fine) and her seeming to be this kind person but actually being evil. Another thing I liked was how much Annabeth gushed over the arch since its her dream to be an architect and I liked that Grover was angry at humans for hunting the buffalo to near extinction. It was really cool seeing how much Annabeth respects her mother and it makes sense that Athena (like all gods) would be miffed after the medusa incident. But two things that really bothered me was Percy not liking water in the dream since he always loved water, him getting wet (but mabe he doesn't when he leaves the river), and that he doesn't have the idea to jump into the river himself and instead gets deus ex machinad (literally) (also deus ex machina basically means saved by god or coincidence) when his entire thing is figuring out things himself. I also didn't like that the chimera wasn't mythically accurate and instead is just "lion with horns and scorpion tail" but that's just me being a mythology girl. Overall this episode was a lot better and the pacing improved by leaps and bounds. I'm looking forwards to these next episodes and am really excited to see what happens. (also annabeth just going along with him calling it "poisonous" and not "venomous" was a bit strange"

what chimeras look like in myth:

while this one looked more like a wingless manticore with horns which was very upsetting (an example picture since i cant find a pic of the la one i just searched up wingless manticore. just imagine it with horns)