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I’m still trying to recover I am taken over I am screaming crying ripping out my hair over these rats

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If y’all want you can ask me questions about the movie and I will respond in a vague non-spoiler way

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THAT SHIT WAS FIRE

The end credit scenes! There are two! One after pretty credits one after wall of text!

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DEAR SHALINDA YOU ARE JUST TOO GOOD 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

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Y’all I just had a wacky dream bout the third movie.

Everyone was super?? First weird thing, but then Shadow lost his super and started falling. Thankfully they weren’t in space.

Sonic fumbled with chaos emeralds that lost their power, making him not super anymore. Still he rushes to catch Shadow, and manages to cushion his fall. He hugs this dude close, Shadow’s head comfortably nuzzled into Sonic’s chest. Comfy boy.

Then Shadow starts to shake. Sonic is concerned.

Shadow stands up.

Sonic looks on in horror and disturbed.

Without chaos, Shadow has become Ugly Shadow. Specifically the Ugly Shadow equivalent to Ugly Sonic from the Chip & Dale movie.

Sonic stutters out “dude.. I’m so sorry.”

In a voice that sounded like Nendo’s (the disastrous life of Saiki k) English va but spoken more from the gut, Shadow says “Nah, it’s fine. But.. why would you do that, man?”

And then I thankfully woke up. I can’t believe my brain lured me into a false Sonadow pillow then forced me to look at ugly shadow WHO WAS WEARING A BEAT UP LEATHER JACKET BY THE WAY

I need a moment. I need like 1666 hours to recover from this.

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it’s TIIIIIIIIME

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I miss my wife, Pomni.

I miss her a lot.

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SEGA how could you do this to me?

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WE ARE SO BACK

SHES PERFECT

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Shocked nobody else has used this sound

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“You’re a colourful bunch” says the skittle. Says the fruit. Says the whole produce section condensed into one being.

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Tails’ Biggest Hater Has Returned

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reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

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Sonic and his squid boyfriend. They might kiss

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I’ve reached the level of brainrot where I’m mashing together two medias into a hellish collab.

But honestly…

Deadpool would have a great time in the sonicverse. He and Sonic would be besties. This is now his beloved blue merc with a mouth in training. No, he does not get a say in that title. Sonic is his lil guy whether he likes it or not!

There’s less blood, gore, and death, but I think as long as he gets to fuck shit up, he’ll be happy! But he’s severely disappointed when Sonic tells him not to kill The Egg.

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YOUR HEART WILL GO OOONNN AND OOOOOOOONNNNNNN

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I’ve grown to find it funny how my reaction to seeing Shadow the Hedgehog is similar to whenever I saw my dog Shadow.

I see a picture of him and I’m like “🥹shabow 🥹🥹🥹 yabow”

He’s such a good boy. I love him so much.