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"i asked chat gpt" "i asked grok" well i asked bunny corcoran and he told me to ask henry winter

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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

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does anyone want to do thisbwith me

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reblog if, when in love, you resemble one of the following:

Desperate animal caught in a bear trap

Sea creature trying to navigate land

Festering wound with a useless bandage on it

A court jester

A surveillance camera

A dog waiting for an owner who will never come back

A crow offering a trinket

A flamethrower trying to light a candle

Snowy ground trying to summon a flower

A shoe which causes blisters

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"it was nice while it lasted" has to be the most devastating thing in the world to me. what the hell do you mean i can only cling to the nice because it will never last again. i'm gonna vomit

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

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a girl just wanted to have a guy with pretty eyes and smile so she could kiss him and squish him and bite him but noooooooo. suffering instead

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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

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If you're reading this congrats it's your week

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(helping you hide the body) ya know when you asked me if I wanted to join your polycule this isn't really what I had in mind

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i must be a buster the way i got ghosted

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its the hand on the nape of the neck then the soft brush to his cheek for me

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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all politics about ai aside if you use it to create fanwork you're just a fucking dweeb