#she is chaos and I love her

[trashcanniballecter]

Moo Deng my beloved

[bastardofharrenhal]

every time someone makes a post about catelyn being the downfall of house stark george deletes another chapter of twow

[pinklotushere]

Ok so dpxdc al ghul twins au

So I've always seen the al ghul twins with danny coming back to gotham to live with his dad and family, but what if it's not danny that comes?

It's dani

So imagine danny being so busy with king duties that he can't honestly be bothered but the bats already know so he can't just continue to ignore it

Imagine dani saying she'll go instead

Imagine the batfam expecting a damian 2.0 and instead getting this girl who frankly looks like his clone (ha!)

Imagine dani gaslighting damian into thinking she's always been a girl

Imagine the batfam trying to bond with this chaotic little girl who can and has pulled some frankly deadly pranks

Imagine dani and steph, no more explanation needed

Imagine dani steph babs and cass having girls nights

Imagine Bruce trying to bond with dani, and dani suggesting more and more outrageous bonding ideas just to fuck with him

Imagine duke seeing the aura around her and going "not my circus, not my monkeys"

Imagine tim and dani and bullying damian (affectionately-most of the time-)

Imagine dick and dani and the uncontrollable urges to octopus hug

Imagine dani and jason and the joker

It would be glorious

[alienscribed]

*ೃ༄ poor unfortunate soul *ೃ༄

[1ml3gits4mmy]

jwct minor dialogue spoilers ig

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what's really fucked up to me is that when Sammy tries to tell Yaz that she isn't listening to her

"You're not even trying to see where im coming from!"

"Sammy, no. you're being ridiculous. Brooklynn needs our-"

"DONT YOU SEE? IT ALL ABOUT BROOKLYNN!"

this is the face of a girl who doesn't give two shits.

Yaz, i love you, but you were asking for that breakup.

maybe I'm wrong but how i see it yaz is constantly disregarding Sammy's feeling because of Brooklynn

her main argument is always "But Brooklynn is our family!!!! You don't get to be mad at her!!!" which i can't really get.

Yaz was right about Brooklynn, but she was lowkey a red flag this season.

From top 2 to top 8.

even smoothie is better than you.

[that1notetaker]

HEY SNAPE REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WHEN

A scene inspired by @wixenforever’s NottPott fic, The Burning of The Library. Its great, I love it, and I love the scenes Snape happens to be in and how he reacts to Harry and Theo’s friendship. Its like he forgot he had a best friend once huh? Hence this was born.

@jundsthoughts @wixenforever :))) I love Snape. He’s a right bastard and I would read all books from his Pov. Theo called Snape out once and it has not left him alone since. Let it simmer, he will get it…eventually. In his own, dark, miserable, Severus way.

[fromcommorragh]

Female Horus by @cnmbwjx3 on twitter

[idle-compy]

this probably interests no one but me but i love how tall she is

[clvudii-launch42]

Seriously, why haven't I seen ANYBODY say anything abt this moment when we heard Sammy speak Spanish for the first time ever?

I thought it was dope, I was like "YOO FINALLY!!" I've been wanting to hear her speak Spanish since camp cretaceous ngl.

[lakeofthesocknessmonster]

"I liked your brother better"

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Agatha hates her birthday. It's the day she was born. The day her life — so hated by her own mother — began. Where all her unhappiness had started.

Rio loves Agatha's birthday. After all, it was the day the love of her life came into the world. It was when she — without even realizing it — felt her heartbeat for the first time. It was the exact moment when the light and darkness of her entire existence came together in one body.

[raptorladylover6969]

I’m probably gonna be chased around with pitchforks and torches when I say this but like…..hear me out on Raptor Lady….

LEMME EXPLAIN LEMME EXPLAIN. Shes such a mysterious and interesting character. Like what is her deal? And why is she frolicking with atrociraptors anyways???? Speaking of her raptors, I LOVE how she actually cares abt them and doesnt force em to do stuff if they’re injured. Like you can tell she loves her raptors. That is totally my fav trope thingy abt villains; actually caring abt their henchmen/minions beiebwjenjejekejjc.

And strangely enough, I LOVEEEE her design. Her uncanniness had me discombobulated seeing her on screen for the first time. I was debating whether or not she was a robot, or a walking corpse, but NOPE. Shes a human. A creepy one to say the least. (She reminds me of Death from the second Puss in Boots movie, like they have the same uncanny vibe) Her bright blue eyes and her wack ass hair add to the creepiness BUT I LOVE ITTTT IT SUITS HER SO WELLLLL.

shes so bbg I love Raptor Lady dare I say she kinda fine

[littlebitofdnd]

Sandra-Lynn and Sklonda are having a "What Do We Do About Kristen" phone call as we speak

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[fulcrum-art-fox]

Cracks me up the way that when the Handler steps aside to let Brooklynn punch in the code she steps back into the shadows like she’s preparing for a jump scare in a horror movie

[yashley]

ashley in critical role one-shots* (part 2)