#she is absolutely everything

[dynamitekansai]

wwe: We all know there’s only ONE WAY to say Chelsea Green’s name thanks to Samantha Irvin 🎤✨

[crowlixcx]

[strayconstellation]

"i need someone who can match my freak"

my freak:

[angelicstalker]

Aaaaaaa I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her

[flwrkid14]

Tim Drake Accidentally Takes Over the World (and Didn’t Think to Mention It)

So, Janet somehow spent decades climbing her way into every government worth a damn, ruling the entire world from behind the scenes. And then, because the universe is apparently wild, she left it all to Tim.

Cut to Tim Drake, the brand-new, completely reluctant secret ruler of the entire planet. And he just… never really thought it was worth mentioning?

The Batfam finds out when Bruce stumbles across an encrypted memo traced to a mysterious Gotham office with Tim’s name on it.

Bruce, holding up the memo: “Tim. Want to explain why this document about, oh, international finance reforms is signed with your encryption key?”

Tim, not even looking up from his laptop: “Oh, yeah. That. Janet left me her ‘global influence portfolio’ or whatever. Mostly paperwork.”

The Batfam stares in total shock.

Dick sputters nearly dropping his coffee: "Wait—you’ve been managing world policies?!”

Tim, shrugging, barely paying attention as he emails the president of Germany: “Well, yeah. I figured someone had to keep things running. It's not that big a deal. I mostly just redirect some policies. You know, keep things running smoothly.”

Jason, absolutely cackling: “Are you telling me that little Replacement here is the reason for half the ‘global cooperation’ headlines?”

Tim, scrolling through emails: “They send me reports; I send suggestions. And honestly, they make it way more dramatic than it is. It's not that hard."

Barbara stares at him, half horrified, half impressed. “How did we not notice this?”

Tim blinks. “I mean, it’s not like I was actively hiding it. I assumed you guys knew I was… kind of managing these things?”

Cue utter disbelief.

Stephanie, laughing too hard to breathe: “Tim, do you have world leaders on speed dial?”

Tim, completely unfazed: “Only the important ones. They text, mostly. Oh—by the way, I might’ve influenced a minor arms control thing last week. Don’t worry; it’s all sorted.”

Bruce, looking like he’s two seconds from fainting: “Sorted? Tim, we're talking about you having global authority here. People notice these things."

Tim shrugs again as his phone buzzes with notifications. “Sure, but it’s not like they’re going to do anything too crazy. I just suggest stuff, and they listen. Honestly, it’s like herding really powerful, really overdramatic cats.”

Damian, scandalized: “You mean to tell me, Drake, that you’re manipulating world politics like it’s a game of checkers?”

Tim, still casual: “Manipulating’s a strong word. Like I said, it’s more just nudging things along.” His phone buzzes again. “Oh, hang on. France is panicking about their energy policy again.”

The Batfam tries to process the fact that Tim—Tim, who routinely forgets what day it is—is now, somehow, running the world.

And then his phone buzzes with a message from the UN Security Council.

Tim sighs, glancing down. “Oh, great. Looks like they’re debating nuclear arms again. Be right back.”

Meanwhile, the Batfam is left absolutely speechless, processing the fact that their Tim—scrawny, coffee-fueled Tim—is apparently one of the most powerful people on the planet. And to him its just another tuesday.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

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[aenslem]

✨HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHELLE GOMEZ (23 November 1966)✨

[chilling adventures of sabrina, doctor who, bad education, doom patrol, the flight attendant, gotham, green wing, highlander: the raven, the collection, the bill, taggart, new world disorder, law & order: special victims unit, phsycobitches, oliver twist, chromophobia, rebus, the wedding video, the brink, manchild.]

[egophiliac]

like mother, like son, but less wholesome this time?

(I couldn't decide whether or not to put them together, so have them in all the different ways!)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4)

[the-crooked-library]

here's the thing. yes hannibal is gleeful and yes will is brooding, BUT:

hannibal is a meticulous planner, a polyglot, a genius, nigh unstoppable in a fight but always opting for prep time whenever possible, the wealthy owner of a gothic-style ancestral estate; he sees himself as a manifestation of justice, is represented visually by a leathery-black animal/human creature, had a childhood defined by a family loss, maintains a secret basement, and has a flouncy, cheerful, socialite public persona

will is a nobody from nowhere - "always the new boy at school," no family, no close friends, no past where he would be remembered; he is also a genius, but his most dangerous trait as a killer is that he is chaotic, disorganized, vicious, artistic but impulsive, ruining his own carefully-laid plans on a whim; he has successfully seduced an employee of a mental hospital into killing in his name, and he is a jealous little bitch, ruled by his emotions first and foremost

they're dancing to the same tune as batjokes, just in reverse

[saturnniidae]

[happyheidi]

𝖬𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖬𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖾 <𝟥

[almondcroissantsandink]

The Thomas Thorne Affair

[homkamiro]

What about more spy x scouts ma interactions? Maybe some cuddling, domestic love etc. :3

I like how you're thinking!!! Perhaps a date-gone-absolutely-wrong would please you too?

[captainkirkk]

Truman Show AU

In the Truman Show, everyone was pushing very hard for Truman to have a kid, but he was too busy trying to escape. But what if they HAD had a baby? Maybe Truman gave in, or something more sinister happened (there's already so many human rights violations in this movie, I wouldn't put be surprised if Hannah ""forgot"" to take birth control and whoops, now there's a baby!)

Truman watches the way people interact with his baby girl, and he realises that they're treating her just like they treated him. She's now a prisoner in this cage too.

It's a lot harder for Truman to break out of the dome with a baby (especially with even MORE cameras pointed at the both of them), but he vows to do it. For her.

[chiquilines]

Public garden study date!!