#shapeshiftershitposting

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ALAS!!!!! how can I be expected to focus when this room has a lovely patch of sun for me to lie in??

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Next time you try to BE MEAN TO ME remember this is what thou art BEING MEAN TO!!!

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I embody of one of those fucked up toys that’s eyes pop out when you squeeze them. I might also make a silly sound *squeaker squeaks menacingly* no insides. no soul. lots of fur and terrible eyeballs *squeak squeak*

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INTRODUCTION POST :333 (WoOf woOOF bark bArk cAW caW)

HONK HONK and good tidings my dear!!!! I am Morbid Midnight! the shapeshifter and shakespearean goose! tis a pleasure to meet thee!

I am a shapeshifter by nature. I shift between genders, species and names. (gEnDerFlUiD OOoOoOoooo00o). here are some names that thou may refer to be by!!I! (choose thine favourite, whatever calls to thee the most!)

Morbid Midnight

Shapeshifter or The Shapeshifter

Lapis or Lapis Lazuli

Lovecat

Sir, Madam, Mr, or Mrs Goose

Creaturething

thou may call me a stupid bitch if thou doth find thineself called to this path! haur haur. whatever makes thine heart sing dear.

thou may call me he/she/it or any Neos as long as they are interesting and shiny!!!! (in a metaphorical sense). I prefer that thou may alternate between pronouns, I dislike the confinement of always being referred to by the same pronouns. Also I am a corrupt feral bird that enjoys the power of possessing multiple pronouns.

some of my forms include a terrible goose, species of vermin, canines of all sorts, a hyena, dragon, elf, a draught horse as well as many others as well as numerous hybrid creatures. I can be anything. woOoOoOwooOowoOOo sPooOooookY

If you care for a taste of my poetry:

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756621290225401856/the-shapeshifter-an-original-poem?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756595577505071104/fight-dog-an-original-poem?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756621391948873728/the-end-an-original-poem?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756621597286268928/the-verdict-an-original-poem?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756621827395272704/troublesome-dog?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756794662470254592/steady-now-an-original-poem-about-chronic-pain?source=share

and to do with my novel!!! ;3

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/754884498344263680/the-creature-rimni?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/758598622968446976/exert-from-my-novel-trigger-warning-gore?source=share

On this account thou shalt encounter:

poetry!!! and the arts!!! huzzah!!

disability advocacy and content (touettjjes go brrrrrrr). I am a mobility aids user, I have tourettes, I experience physical disability storms and I am divergent in my neuro.

be warned there will be many stretched out pictures of birds and miscellaneous animal sounds as well as monologues in old English.

goth music things

shitposting and memes.

nonhuman content

witch craft and pagan things!

I encourage thee, feel free to interact, I do enjoy making friends. I love receiving asks! if you want to know anything about me, my disability or what it is like to be a sigma bird, send an ask my way dear!!.

Please note I am a minor, interact accordingly or you will be blocked. adults may interact with my blog however I will not privately message with adults.

TAGS

Tags I will use:

#the shapeshifter's riddles: original poems

#Patch!!!: my dog Patch!!!

#CLAWS!!!: my fursona claws.

#shapeshiftercraft: when I talk about witchcraft

#shapeshifter ponderings: talking about my nonhuman identity.

#shapeshiftershitposting: my general shitposting, there will be a lot of this, fair warning.

#Morbid's tourettes awareness: whenever I speak about my life as a person with Tourettes, or partake in Tourettes advocacy.

#morbid's art: my original artwork

Morbidmoodboards: whenever I make a moodboard (I take requests).

may be updated :3333

DNI

If thou art against a person's identity when it does no harm to others (eg, homophobic, transphobic, anti-nonhuman), if thou is a specimen that believes in fake claiming people with disabilities (disabilities present themselves differently and can be completely invisible to outsiders!!!), if you are a proshipper or if you generally wish to cause harm.

I very much hope you have a whimsical time!!!!

Face reveal:

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Here are my hobbies

• barking

• Hiding in small spaces

• taking the tiny soaps from hotels

• scuttling around on all fours and making disturbed sounds

• the arts but in an incredibly insufferable way

• I sometimes eat a salad.

• being a trans gender

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Hurt my throat making seagull sounds. Tis only pain in this life. *sad gay bird sounds intensify*

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I just did a lot of updating to my intro post woah. brbrbrbrbrbbrCSW CAW CAW HONK HONK HONK. if you want to send me an ask 👉👈 I'll be here.... waiting. 👁️👁️ also remember to drink water and take the cows out of the milk. check your shoes for spiders. honk. love you babe mwah mwah

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I’ll be so quiet though shalt not even notice I’m here.

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Places I would get top surgery

1. The fish section at the local pet store

2. A musical theatre workshop

8. A screening of the 1992 hit Wayne’s World

4. A furry convention.

7. Freddy Fazbear’s place of residence

6. A hatsune miku concert (I’m not even fan but she seems trustworthy)

7. A porta potty outside of a construction site

8. A wet bucket in a shed

4. On a pool floaty shaped like a chicken wing

10. A little mouse’s house :3

12. The hospital in 50 shades of grays anatomy

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I had a dream that was for some reason a marauders angst fic x my little pony apocalypse au x Greek mythology x Narnia x minecraft. For whatever reason in this dream there was analysis of capitalism and its impacts on all parties involved, existential dread, generational trauma and also crabs and that fucking lion from Madagascar. This medication I’m on for tourettes make my dreams prophetic visions of marauders angsty oneshots and existential dread via pony. Honestly I don’t mind it, keep doing your thing freaky dude. You might suck at reducing my tics but at least you have a future in the arts.

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Weird tics I have developed part 1

Watch out if you have tics and you are prone to developing tics. In this context you can find my tics funny, I typically say I don’t like being laughed for my tics however when it is I choosing to make a joke thou art more than welcome to laugh if thou chooses. Moving on! Feast thy eyeballs on the ingenuity of ✨tourettes syndrome✨

I have this tic that makes me say “Edward Cullen’s boobs”. Tis a fan favourite. A lot of my tics revolve around memes and stuff. I’ve had a dabbing tic, a tic that makes me say “gg gamers” and of course the infamous “skibidi toilet rizz”

I have this current one that makes me say really loudly “gay people, in your house! In your bed!l which is vaguely threatening.

let me know if thou wishes to here more because there are so many.

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Felt cute, might delete later💕💋💖🌸🧸✨✨✨

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Just saw Bible Baggins 10/10.

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I told my brother his pride would be his downfall, he replied “I’m proud of that”.