#avian otherkin

[kalvanreaped]

Also regular stretching doesn't cut it, I need to stretch my wings.

[4sqadia-8anthen]

“my limbs have been torn, I am nothing like I should be”

[puddin-dear]

I dunno when my alterhumanity went from being all mystical and magical, to casual and indifferent but its so funny to me.

Im probably phrasing this poorly but lemme give an example.

On the bus today, omw home from school. I randomly felt my ear-wings and back wings show up, which is an experience in the past I would’ve been overly excited about. But now, I found my first thought being “damn. how am I gotta fit my bag on now without with these in the way”.

Not exactly an exciting story, but I just find it funny that phantom shifts and critter behavior are just my norm now.

Not anything mystical. Just normal.

[mxmorbidmidnight]

[thatbasictherian]

Antis be like:

”Therians aren’t real because they’re all just cats or dogs!”

Meanwhile me:

(I’m a hyena, opossum, raccoon, and barn owl)

[theriancultureis]

avian therian culture is needing to preen your wings desperately only to realize you don’t have wings

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[opossumartss]

This is me if you care

[cosmos-slideout]

Tangible wings would solve so many of my problems

[polystarangel]

reblogged to wrong blog again so i screenshot this but:

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

[mystery-aberration]

I need wings. Now.

Give me bright and coloured feathers. Give me their warmth, and the comfort they can offer another in a hug. Give me flight whenever I desire. Give me wings.

[safaridays]

“why do you stretch your shoulderblades so much?” my wings boy. boy my wings

[sp1ritfox]

do not let them silence you. do not let them declaw your paws or clip your wings. its time to be the wild creatures we are, to stand up and fight.

bare those teath, bite back, swoop from above with your talons, drag them into the depths of your ocean, let them fall for your traps, keep them chasing their tails.

fight. back.

[petbrain]

vet school, reproductive physiology class.

new professor specializes in birds.

can't stop saying things like "us birds are superior to mammals", "avians, we're so much smarter", "we [talking about birds] do this because it's practical"

it was so amusing to hear. he kept getting lost on fun facts about birds and was so sweet.

i wonder how many alterhumans are out there and will never find out there's a word for it.

[randompolykin]

i bet having wings would majorly improve my depression.

[mxmorbidmidnight]

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I am here to offer thee an offer!!! One that thou shalt not decline!!! For the small price of three chicken legs I, the great and all powerful gooses will offer thee the following services.

• I will bake thee bread, I will knead it with my feathery wings and bake it for 20-25 minutes until it is golden brown

• I will stop eating the souls of thine shoes

• I will hold thy hand while thou makest phonecalls.

• I will call thee “dear” and pat thee on the head.

• I will fight people on the internet for thee and honk at them and call them a silly goose but in a bad way!!!

• I will disturb the peace and slightly reduce the livability of thine transphobic parents local area.

• I can type at a computer and use the Microsoft word.

• I do happen to be an exceptional wedding planner. I only do Florida and greenday themed weddings.

• I can carry axe body spray for thee at all times.

• I will remind thee that thou art loved. There there. Goose is here (honk honk)

[candieduranium]