#Patch!!!

[mxmorbidmidnight]

INTRODUCTION POST :333 (WoOf woOOF bark bArk cAW caW)

HONK HONK and good tidings my dear!!!! I am Morbid Midnight! the shapeshifter and shakespearean goose! tis a pleasure to meet thee!

I am a shapeshifter by nature. I shift between genders, species and names. (gEnDerFlUiD OOoOoOoooo00o). here are some names that thou may refer to be by!!I! (choose thine favourite, whatever calls to thee the most!)

Morbid Midnight

Shapeshifter or The Shapeshifter

Lapis or Lapis Lazuli

Lovecat

Sir, Madam, Mr, or Mrs Goose

Creaturething

thou may call me a stupid bitch if thou doth find thineself called to this path! haur haur. whatever makes thine heart sing dear.

thou may call me he/she/it or any Neos as long as they are interesting and shiny!!!! (in a metaphorical sense). I prefer that thou may alternate between pronouns, I dislike the confinement of always being referred to by the same pronouns. Also I am a corrupt feral bird that enjoys the power of possessing multiple pronouns.

some of my forms include a terrible goose, species of vermin, canines of all sorts, a hyena, dragon, elf, a draught horse as well as many others as well as numerous hybrid creatures. I can be anything. woOoOoOwooOowoOOo sPooOooookY

If you care for a taste of my poetry:

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756621290225401856/the-shapeshifter-an-original-poem?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756595577505071104/fight-dog-an-original-poem?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756621391948873728/the-end-an-original-poem?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756621597286268928/the-verdict-an-original-poem?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756621827395272704/troublesome-dog?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/756794662470254592/steady-now-an-original-poem-about-chronic-pain?source=share

and to do with my novel!!! ;3

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/754884498344263680/the-creature-rimni?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mxmorbidmidnight/758598622968446976/exert-from-my-novel-trigger-warning-gore?source=share

On this account thou shalt encounter:

poetry!!! and the arts!!! huzzah!!

disability advocacy and content (touettjjes go brrrrrrr). I am a mobility aids user, I have tourettes, I experience physical disability storms and I am divergent in my neuro.

be warned there will be many stretched out pictures of birds and miscellaneous animal sounds as well as monologues in old English.

goth music things

shitposting and memes.

nonhuman content

witch craft and pagan things!

I encourage thee, feel free to interact, I do enjoy making friends. I love receiving asks! if you want to know anything about me, my disability or what it is like to be a sigma bird, send an ask my way dear!!.

Please note I am a minor, interact accordingly or you will be blocked. adults may interact with my blog however I will not privately message with adults.

TAGS

Tags I will use:

#the shapeshifter's riddles: original poems

#Patch!!!: my dog Patch!!!

#CLAWS!!!: my fursona claws.

#shapeshiftercraft: when I talk about witchcraft

#shapeshifter ponderings: talking about my nonhuman identity.

#shapeshiftershitposting: my general shitposting, there will be a lot of this, fair warning.

#Morbid's tourettes awareness: whenever I speak about my life as a person with Tourettes, or partake in Tourettes advocacy.

#morbid's art: my original artwork

Morbidmoodboards: whenever I make a moodboard (I take requests).

may be updated :3333

DNI

If thou art against a person's identity when it does no harm to others (eg, homophobic, transphobic, anti-nonhuman), if thou is a specimen that believes in fake claiming people with disabilities (disabilities present themselves differently and can be completely invisible to outsiders!!!), if you are a proshipper or if you generally wish to cause harm.

I very much hope you have a whimsical time!!!!

Face reveal:

[shurinpat]

boops you

[adaarsvitaar]

reminder to myself and whoever else needs it to stop feeding the machine. I'm aware I'm yelling into the void but look at the past couple years of games. They're pushing $70, $80, $100!!! for games that are completely unfinished, unpolished, and sometimes completely unplayable. Yes the game showcases were cool. The doom game looks sick and I don't even go there, but they're shaking the shiny keys to distract you and get you swept up in the hype. They're going to push so much fomo marketing to get you to jump for it full price.

Wait for sales. Wait and buy a used copy. Hell, wait a couple days (even hours!!!) after launch and reviews and breakdowns will start coming out. Our game backlogs are already packed, and mr big AAA studio can deal with some of us waiting to see if they actually delivered what was promised.

[androdragynous]

can we please be more productive with our online time

[baldurs-backdoor]

[bumblebeebats]

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

[o0kawaii0o]

I'll tell you a secret... my name 'Sam' is short for 'Samson'.

[solar-sunnyside-up]

[brooklynbridgebirds]

American Woodcock demonstrates "distal rhynchokinesis," the ability to flex the end of its bill. This allows it to grab earthworms it encounters when probing in soil. Other shorebirds, including Dunlins & Sanderlings, can bend their bills in this way. 😃

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[werewolf-cuddles]

Here, have a mirror of the final Nightly build of Citra (March 3rd 2024), and the most recent build of Yuzu I could find via the Wayback Machine. (February 28th 2024)

EDIT: On April 27th 2024, Uncle Wario was assassinated by the Nintendo Ninjas. The Yuzu and Citra mirrors will be reuploaded elsewhere soon.

[mxmorbidmidnight]

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

[evercelle]

eye for an eye, heart to heart to heart

[androdragynous]

internat habits that are good to learn

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #14: All Pride is Kink to Bigots