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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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Hitch!!!

(he/him) 🐁🏳️‍⚧️🧀

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so sometimes you're just puppy fucked, and you've run out of puppy luck

you must still do your puppy best, get puppy snack and puppy rest

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i need to show you guys something that a brewpub near me is currently selling for genuine real world money and youre not going to believe it. youre going to look at the image and construct a string of words in your head and your instinctive response will be "No. Absolutely Not." you will think "these words cannot describe something that actually exists." but i swear to god: this is real. you need to look at it. i cant bear the burden alone.

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please tell the transfems in your life that you love them. even if you’re just friends. they deserve it.

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when I say the strategy works

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women love it when you straight up tell them you're nervous

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"lezzing out" so to speak with the angel girl who gave herself a concussion flying into my window. I've been teaching her how to play skyward sword on the switch

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Ghost Yuri (p1/p2/p3/p4) by Chechona

[damndroid]

icant talk about how annoyjng it is to have even medium sized breasts while boymoding because all the washboard tgirls come and hit me and yell at me and jab me with spears and its no good

[damndroid]

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

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