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MALAKAI & ROWAN | Heartbreak High 2024 · Teen · Drama · S2·EP4
#whether intentional or not the fact that another queer character imagines a BETTER/SEXIER one than their actual sex scene is sending me#heartbreak high#thomas weatherall#sam rechner#malakai mitchell#rowan callaghan#malakai x rowan#flirtation#kiss#lgbt#gay#queer#couple#intimacy#affection#queer media#beautiful men
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there is not enough digging happening into kim's inner cringe which he definitely has, so i drew a stupid gay disco dream that he had at some point in martinaise B) it's a wip but i wanted to share it cause i really like it
#my drawing#disco elysium#screen glare did a nice disco filter for me#i always like seeing kim out of his composure and even better on his knees before this disaster diety of sex appeal lmao idk
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how much of the strength divide between males n female is truly biological and how much is the result of epigenetic trauma from the worldwide comparative starvation of female children for thousands of years?
#idk much about epigentics could this be possible?#was thinking about how in almost every society historically boys were fed more and better than girls#Sparta being an alleged exception#feminism#mine#feminist#but could it be possible that that kind of sex selective starvation has over time worn down womens muscular capacity???#women in stem pls let me know
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Arcane ships ranked, for fun
The main ships and some rarepairs I've found, I like pretty much everything in the first 4 rows. I probably missed some but idk what they are and I'm too lazy to add more rn.
feel free to add your thoughts or ships but again its just for funsies :)
#you can probably tell which characters I like most by how many ships of them I know lmao#ignore the many tags im legit just rambling abt my thoughts on each ship#caitvi is in its own rank cause Im not playing with caitvi fans they are correct that is the best ship even if I like other some ships more#arcane#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#caitvi#jayvik#timebomb#lest arcane#whats the ship name for mel and lest?#lestel? idk im not calling them melest lol#mel x lest#catcouncil#oo is that it? it came up when typing. thats kinda cute but also vague#vilco#ik that one for sure#vanco#jaymelvik#mel x sevika#idk the ship name for that one either I actually just found out abt it but editing the pic for them convinced me to ship them#idk if anyone else ships ambessa and viktor there were only 4 fics on ao3 under it but i ship it cmon he's her type#she would eat him for protein#jaymel#melvik#i actually like both of these ships but they're infinitely better as poly imo#dont know how many people ship viktor and vander either but i saw a lot of potential in act 2 for it with all their astral plane connecting#sevika x ambessa#that would be hot but also hate sex probably#I love sky but i do not ship her and Viktor he just is clearly not interested and she kinda lets go of her crush on him before dissolving
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What if I told you that RoobrickMarine went and wrote an entire novella starring my 16th century dog couple? It's very canon-adjacent, well researched and thoughtfully put together, has inspired me a ton during these past months and it's now publicly available at AO3. I highly recommend it.
✦ Separation ✦
#content warnings for sex violence self harm and general angst#six chapters 41K words#people who have asked for longer stories of these two please give this one a look#I've watched this unfold since late may? early july? and it's been an exciting experience#I'm not a writer I think it's better than what I could've come up with#honestly though the way he managed to get inside Machete's and Vasco's heads was uncanny their mannerisms and thought processes are spot on#some of the events aren't canon but they might as well be#and most of the background details and backstory tidbits are accurate believe me he's very well versed on their lore#big history nerd so the worldbuilding is intense#you get to meet the dog pope#there's saint sebastian#roommate hijinks#it gets kind of bleak at times though so be mindful of that#it's not all fluff and good feelings#Separation#Heinaven#RoobrickMarine#own characters#own art#artists on tumblr#CanisAlbus#Vasco#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#if you end up reading the whole thing it would be really sweet if you left a little comment as a thanks for his hard work
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The Heart Killers Trailer | Kantbison + UNHINGED
CURRENT CAUSE OF DEATH.
I'm sorry - they did not prepare us for this. BDSM??? A 500-Days-of-Summer DANCE NUMBER?! THESE TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO INSANELY DERANGED AND CHAOTIC, I LOVE THAT FOR THEM.
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#THK#kantbison#firstkhao#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#so kinky#so frisky#such an insanely spicy combination of all things good#FK really said 'ohh you ain't seen NOTHING yet'#HO it up kings!#pretty sure i took the roof off with my garbled shrieking/squawking#me: b****slapped by a trailer#khao's sex face and noises 😳#sweet + fluffy when outdoors#steamy + wild behind closed doors#in the famous words of khao: SECURITY!#jojo knows what's UP#OKAY BUT IMAGINE THE FK GOOSEBUMPS THEY HAD#there better be extensive BTS of these two giggling and gooping#they really are gonna be half naked A LOT hey?#NO complaints#remember how shy they were during the eclipse and NOW LOOK#jojo be like: what haven't we seen FK do yet? oh i know!
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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#cangse sanren#wei changze#jiang fengmian#It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.
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Hoshi knows exactly what's she doing and she's milking T'Pol on this for all she's worth
#Oh my me why would i be dreaming of Trip Tucker. who do I know had bulkhead shattering sex with him last year??!#Trust me Hoshi's gotten better at ship's gossip. If she could find out abt Reed's favourite cake....#Star Trek Enterprise#Enterprise#Affliction#Affliction (episode)#T'Pol#Hoshi Sato#Secret Enterprise Rewatch
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is it a widely accepted interpretation that Vera Keyes’ [ghost/spirit/consciousness] is inhabiting the Sierra Madre’s [security system/the whole hotel/the whole hotel including the Villa] or am I just a crazy person
#oddly enough this does make me feel better about christine staying at the sierra madre. a woman so devoted to the woman who gave her a voic#and they have crazy lesbian sex chell/glados style#fallout new vegas#dead money#vera keyes
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Fuck the police
Eat the rich
#this joke would have hit so much better if i had actually posted it after the caitvi sex scene#like i *planned* to when i thought of it literally months ago shdjkf#whatever. i was so hype going back to that scene and confirming my memory was correct about him going down on mel. my joke logic stays soli#meljay#caitvi#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#jayce talis#mel medarda#if someone else has already made this joke nobody tell me. as ive said i thought it up before s2 was even out i need this#mae talks
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yknow what. I wanna say: CSA and COCSA survivors are all incredible, but I also wanna give a shout out to ppl who were exposed to sexual stuff or had any kind of sexual experience as a kid that they either aren't comfortable labelling as or don't consider abuse, but they know it still fucking sucked and shouldnt have happened. Even if that changes later in life and you identify as a victim/surivor, it can be messy to have to imagine those labels applying to the ppl in ur life and that can take time.
The most important thing is to prioritize your recovery + health, and to support other victims + survivors.
#COCSA ment#CSA ment#This is like. V personal and venting (maybe over sharing)#It's. I'm going to be honest recent discussion really brought this back into my brain aaughhh. Not in a bad way necessarily#Just. I know I've had experiences that I think others might label this way and I struggle to really understand that#Beyond the gut feeling of ''it doesnt count'' there's the understand that I might be denying it bc of shame or even just. The fact I have#An internal definition of it that excludes myself. And that I don't want to imagine the other ppl as 'abusive' and I don't think they had#The intent to hurt me. And the fact in one situation I know none of us understood boundaries or consent bc we didn't#Actually talk with adults about what like. Sex and sexuality meant so all out fucking context was porn. And just idk#I have specific experiences but those Memorable Incidents were just part of a larger pattern of me learning Abt sex young#And then failing to get proper sex ed for years. And the internet. And the Fucking Internet#(fanfic is like. Anti sex ed. 70% just the fucking worst shit to internalize 30% ''hey this is actually Okay'')#Sex Ed... Like in school... Needs a fucking HEAVY overhaul but it's still better than nothing usually
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just here to say to straight trans men that there are straight cis women out there who think you're twice the man cis men are. another day another time i ask sam collins please i am begging you fuck me like the whore i am
reading this ask was such a rollercoaster…the first sentence is a nice sentiment and then it just takes a hard left turn into wild fetishization.
in case anybody else didn’t know this, talking like that about real life trans men you don’t know (or about anyone you don’t know!) is super weird and generally not going to go over well at all! in fact, if you said this to him and not a random other trans man, it would be sexual harassment. so if you honestly think this is what affirming trans men’s gender sounds like, please take two seconds to actually talk to a trans man because i genuinely believe that the only way someone could possibly think is appropriate is if they’ve never interacted with a trans man in real life before and just see us as attractive faces on a screen.
please take some time to really think about the way you think about and talk to trans men. finding a person attractive doesn’t automatically mean you respect them, so you do actually still have to put some work into the respect part even if you think we’re hot.
#this is. beyond parasocial relationships it’s just Gross and Dehumanizing#part of me worries that this is an overreaction but i don’t think it is#honestly i probably just have that feeling bc we’re made to believe This is the best we have to hope for#that we should just take what we’re given and not complain bc it’s better than outright transphobia#and obviously i know that isn’t true but the instinct is still there#to just smile and nod and accept that being a sex object is the closest we get to being loved#examples of transandrophobia#transandrophobia#transandromisia#transmisandry#virilmisia#virilphobia#anti transmasculinity#transmascphobia
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honorable mentions:
Ronan being senselessly turned on by Adam on a motorcycle in Call Down The Hawk, eliminated for not technically being a car but still impressive
Jordan stealing Declan’s car and in doing so feeling closer to Hennessy while also closer to Declan.
Adam teaching Gansey about fixing cars.
The picture in Adam’s glove rendezvous has a the man (who looks like Greenmantle, which is to say like a combination of Ronan and Gansey, which is to say he looks like Declan but I digress) standing next to a German made car.
I could have sworn in addition to the Gansey comparing Adam to the Pig scene there was a scene where Ronan did as well but I looked up every time the word “Camaro” is mentioned in the Dream Thieves + The Raven King (only books with Ronan pov chapters) and did not find this so I wonder if I made it up, or saw someone else misremember and then adopted it in my memory. Someone enlighten me if not. There are certainly others but I either couldn’t remember them or couldn’t find text evidence to confirm they were real. Of course, you might say that some of these were likely more intentional from a doylist pov than others, however the text is the text and motifs are motifs. I am simply an academic presenting my findings to you all.
Also the Latin line is said twice once when the Camaro breaks down Ronan says it jokingly to Gansey in the scene where he also puts a leg over Adam’s, then Adam remembers it after a breakdown in TDT as applying to how he’s a “trainwreck” right before finding himself in Ronan’s dream. Feel the others are self explanatory enough but thought this one merited explanation if you haven’t reread recently.
#debated the semantics a bit but I think homoeroticism/sex encapsulates it better than just either word or gay sex. or queer feelings or#attraction which were all options I debated. It’s homoeroticism slash sex#s speaks#trc#the raven cycle#birdverse#trc polls#the dreamer trilogy#td3#ronan lynch#adam parrish#richard gansey#joseph kavinsky#blue sargent#jordan hennessy#hennessy cdth#ronsey#adansey#pynch#rodansey#rovinsky#bluesey#Jordan x Hennessy#jordanessy#now you can’t even accuse me of being biased here because if I truly gave into bias there would be more than two adansey scenes and you kno#it lol#should I tag people? I’ll leave it up a bit and then tag in the comments if I feel it’s warranted#the consistency of driving Gansey’s car = fucking Gansey is. remarkably consistent throughout the text
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i will never understand anyone who watches this scene and not think that caitlyn definitely wanted to fuck vi right then and there
#arcane#league of legends#caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#caitvi#piltovers finest#these bitches are freaky istg#they better have the nastiest freakiest kinkiest sex in the final act#or im yeeting myself off a cliff#its the way caitlyn wipes vis spit towards her mouth for me#losing my mind over this scene#lets fucking go lesbians
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More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk state I'd stopped myself from blurting the thing I'd never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying out loud to him in the street - which was, of course, I love you.
#this is the darkest fucking kiss in cinematic history i swear to god#this looks fucking insane on my phone but normal on my computer i really hope you guys have better phones than me#anyways. dont do drugs kids#actually dont do like anything from this book#except gay sex you can do that#my gifs#the goldfinch#donna tartt#boreo#theo decker#theodore decker#boris pavlikovsky#finn wolfhard#oakes fegley#usergay#lgbtsource#gay#lgbt#mlm#mlmsource#filmedit#dark academia#<- this shit is Not dark academia the whole book theyre skipping school lmao#but the book is always in those dark academia mood boards so im tagging it
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So, I live in a country where English isn't the first language, and there's this kid I'm tutoring and he asked me how he can best learn the language, and so I told him that it works best by reading books and watching TV in English, and he asked me whether that was what I did, and then I had to come up with an answer that didn't let on that I learned English solely by spending my entire summer doing nothing but read gay porn about Iron man
#stony#stuckony#ironstrange#iron man#iron dad#superfamily#supreme family#tony stark#mcu#winteriron#and with every ship it got better#me at 14 struggling to describe my school in english but very much being able to write an english scientific essay about werewolf sex
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