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More than anything I was relieved that in my unfamiliar babbling-and-wanting-to-talk state I'd stopped myself from blurting the thing I'd never said, even though it was something we both knew well enough without me saying out loud to him in the street - which was, of course, I love you.
#this is the darkest fucking kiss in cinematic history i swear to god#this looks fucking insane on my phone but normal on my computer i really hope you guys have better phones than me#anyways. dont do drugs kids#actually dont do like anything from this book#except gay sex you can do that#my gifs#the goldfinch#donna tartt#boreo#theo decker#theodore decker#boris pavlikovsky#finn wolfhard#oakes fegley#usergay#lgbtsource#gay#lgbt#mlm#mlmsource#filmedit#dark academia#<- this shit is Not dark academia the whole book theyre skipping school lmao#but the book is always in those dark academia mood boards so im tagging it
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "đđŒđđŒâ" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) âwhy didn't he use đ«”đŒ?â didn't exist yet. âwhy didn't he use đ?â dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. đđŒ is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent đđŒđđŒ as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Had THE funniest dream last night
#i was roommates with this couple who for some reason decided they were going to bone directly outside the house#like on the front porch more or less#except they were really worried about being seen? so i was kind of keeping a lookout for them#pretty much as soon as they.. began; a legolas cosplayer appeared complete with a camera crew#OH THAT WAS THE THING! my roommates were filming themselves but it was just on a mounted tripod#so i just opened the window and said âuhhh do you guys have a camera crew?â and they looked around and screamed#had to run inside naked from the waist down. i was laughing and laughing#for some reason my next move was to post about this on tumblr but it got no notes and i was impatient so i posted about it on facebook#and TONS of people liked it immediately and then were sharing it and long story short it went viral#and there were random people in the comments saying like âoh this is so obviously fakeâ and âwhy does she sound so unconcerned?â#because why would i be concerned?? gay sex is legal.. having it where other people can see isnât exactly legal but they got inside quickly#and the legolas cosplayer and his camera crew didnât exactly seem traumatised. they just looked confused if anything#also iâd written it in kind of a sarcastic and funny tone to be entertaining because it was honestly an absurd situation#why i wouldâve posted this to FACEBOOK where most of my friends are my elderly relatives; ex-coworkers and high school people i donât know#anyway that was my dream. two guys i vaguely know had four-second sex on my front porch; saw a legolas cosplayer; screamed and ran inside#OH and the other part of my dream was one of my mutuals on here (who i have only spoken to via prev tags) for some reason had my mobile#number and kept trying to call me#i had them in my phone just as their tumblr url even though they have a name and i know it? and for some reason i kept panicking#and rejecting the call and then coming up with spurious reasons for doing so#even though this person was extremely chill about it and was like âoh we can just talk another time!â#it made NO sense. i would absolutely speak to this person on the phone if i got the chance#but also why would i give them my number? and why would they be calling me from the states??#anyway. if you need me iâm going to make breakfast and go to pilates#personal
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asking sincerely. do you see a romance between jayce and viktor? do you think they ended up being something romantic at the end?
With apologies I am going to only half talk about the thing you are asking me, since I have something else on my mind and you happened to hit the button that makes me vomit it into words.
Coming at this from an aromantic perspective, I obviously don't experience the state of absurd obsessive delusion that you bizarre romantic freaks fetishize so feverishly*, but I am often annoyed by the idea that friendship and romance are either opposites or mutually exclusive. From my perspective, the boundary between the two is at best thin, and more realistically not actually a boundary at all except by cultural construction.
*i am taking an excessively hostile, crass tone for my own amusement i do not mean this seriously please be normal at me, weird allo freaks
I won't get into my full feelings about the end of Arcane, but it seems perfectly plain to me that the script, the imagery and the animation presents Jayce and Viktor as two halves of a whole, not opposing forces but alike to yin and yang: opposites which each contain the other. And at the climax of the show, the greatest peril to life and peace in the narrative is resolved by these two men literally joining their bodies and souls together, and going into eternity holding one another for comfort and strength. They are quite literally soulmates, quite literally the most important people in one another's lives.
I don't think that that kind of intimate emotional connection between men must necessarily be either romantic or sexual - I am aromantic, and plenty of ace people exist, and there is nothing in our natures excluding us from intense connections of love with other people of any gender.
I also think it is willfully ignorant (and genuinely homophobic) to act as though these deep connections are mutually exclusive with sex and romance. As though if Viktor and Jayce fucked nasty and made out sloppy style, suddenly their intimacy is less pure or valid, or tainted somehow.
"If these two men who are emotionally close to one another also fuck or get romantically involved, then friendship is dead, murdered on the floor by a dick-shaped knife; vile sexuality corrupts and debases the true, pure and virtuous love of âšfriendshipâš" <- This shit is homophobic at a baseline, queerphobic in general, and frankly as an aromantic man I find it pretty fucking insulting as well.
What, are my friendships with other men just inherently more pure and divine, more meaningful and true than a gay man's can ever be, because I will never suffer the vile temptation of adding romance to my affection? Is that how I should think of myself? And is an aroace man more pure than me still, the only source of TRUE male friendship that a man can ever experience, free from the pustulant corruption of sexuality and romantic desire?
You get this pathetic defensiveness (especially from men, but other genders aren't immune) wherein sex and sexuality and romance between men is perceived as a threat to men's right and ability to experience deep connection to each other. But the emotional castration of men comes not from people imagining sex and romance as a component of our relationships - it comes from people who insist that our emotional lives must be ruled by strict binaries. Sex and romance, OR ELSE friendship. Deep romantic connection OR ELSE deep platonic connection. Pick one and do not dare to imagine both, nor act as though the boundary between them is something that we built by cultural fiat, and which can be dismantled just the same.
And yes, yes, yes, I know there are cultural forces literally illuminati-style conspiring to systemically erase the entire existence of explicitly romantic, sexual male love from media, and I know that homophobic puritanism is on the rise and there are material concerns and a real necessity for explicit representation in fiction, yes I know. Everything is more complicated than a tumblr post can cover, I am not trying to Solve Rainbow Capitalismâą over here, I am trying to express frustration as an aromantic man that this stupid fucking binary keeps getting culturally reinforced by both my enemies and my well-meaning allies, when I think the binary is what's fucking killing us in the first place.
So anyway. My position is that Viktor and Jayce can be entirely aromantic no-homo friends, and they can fuck nasty in the throes of mutual need and obsession, and I refuse to entertain the idea that there is an irresolvable contradiction between those things. Each of those can contain the other, or become the other given time and circumstance.
What the imagery, storytelling and script of Arcane makes clear is that Viktor and Jayce love each other more than life itself. To say that that love must be shoved into the box of either "platonic" or "romantic" is to miss out on almost everything that is beautiful about love. It can be both and neither! It can be a secret third, ninth or fifteenth thing that they haven't invented a tag for on Ao3 yet.
They are giving each other whatever the spiritual mind-ghost equivalent of sloppy backshots are on the ethereal plain forever, they are the most romantic lovers in the cosmos, and they are also the most chaste and platonic life-partner friends you have ever seen, effortlessly intimate and unashamedly tender. They are men who love one another, in every way that love matters.
You can pick whichever interpretation brings you joy, and resonates with what your heart needs, the text of the show is eminently and explicity open to it, and anyone who says otherwise either failed to pay attention, or refused to pay attention on purpose.
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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.
Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, itâs cloaked in shame.â
If you want to have a more expansive list, @destiel-is-real-idgaf added to this one quite nicely.
#i'm not even trying to prove a point#I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi#the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident#insane#dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#dean is bi#bi dean#bi dean winchester#they did my son so dirty#he grew so much over the seasons#without his dad around to force toxic masculinity#they let him be dorky#goofy#geeky#good at cooking#but didn't let him be bi#i will be adding more to the list#the title is a bit of a hyperbole#some of these do make sense with Dean being straight#but they're honestly pushing it
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REALISTIC EXPECTATIONS â S.JY
What should have never been an option became a routine over the years. This year is different though. Itâs time to face whatâs been done and put an end to it for goodâŠexcept your step-brother Jake isnât ready to face it, and your little boyfriend isnât going to stand in the way of getting what he wants either. or the one where you made a bad decision in fooling around with your step-brother during your early college days and he refuses to let you put an end to it.Â
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PAIRINGâ step-brother jake sim x afab reader (ft. boyfriend sunghoon)
WARNINGS â step cest, dub-con/non-con, blackmail, nonconsensual phone sexÂ
NOTEâ MIND. THE. WARNINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO, shoutout to anon for giving me this idea.reminder that this is not a representation of me or the idols as real life people. anyway, not proof read.
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smut tagsâ non con/dub con, normal size dick jake and mentions of bigger dick sunghoon, implications from jake that sunghoon is actually gay for him, camera use, fisting, degradation, manipulation, phone sex-ish, choking, suffocation, cum stuffing, cream pie, unprotected sex, forced blowjob, crying, break-up implications
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âYouâre being ridiculous.â Jake scoffs, leaning against your bedroom dresser with his arms crossed. âWe did it last summer, why is this year any different? We always do it.âÂ
You roll your eyes at him in an attempt to hide the guilt you feel, holding the blanket tightly to your chest in case he tries to pull them off of you again. Jake knows damn well why. Not only should it not have happened last year, or the year before that, or the year before that, but to actively and truly believe itâs something that can continue is something only a mad man would think.Â
Not to mention, you have a boyfriend now. A real boyfriend, one who matters in your life.
âSunghoon have anything to do with this?â He questions you now, reaching for the blanket and tugging. âCome on, playing around isnât gonna hurt anything. Itâs not like anyone is going to know anywayââÂ
You huff, yanking your blanket up a bit to pull it from his grasp again. You get why heâs asking and why heâs confused because, well, last summer you were all over the idea like usual. You knew he would expect the same this summer, but honestly, it has to stop. Things have changed. Things needed to change.Â
âJake, we canât be doing that stuff anymore.â You say as if itâs fine, a bite to your voice that hits him right in the gut.Â
In all honesty though, you really do feel guilty. Like youâve led him on all these years with his sweet, borderline boyfriendly words. You lived in the fantasy with him for a while, like it could work out despite the family ties. Thereâs a reality though, one that you found yourself living in upon meeting Sunghoon, and thereâs a fantasy that you need to pull Jake out of. You feel awful, especially knowing thereâs a part of you that would if you could. ButâŠyou canât, nor can he.
Never again.Â
Jake feels singled out at this moment. Like heâs the weird one for even asking when you were the one who came onto him when it happened the very first time. All those talks of âwe arenât blood related, itâs not that bad.â and âIf our parents divorce, maybe someday we can go on a date or somethingââ Do they mean nothing now? Youâre going to blame him for expecting it?
âWhy the fuck not?â He narrows his eyes at you. âGonna act like you werenât the one who tried to fuck me at Jayâs party last summer? Acting all high and mighty now, like suddenly itâs so wrong?âÂ
You look away from him, feeling worse because heâs right. Given, the guilt should have hit you after the first time, but it didnât. You had your fun pushing boundaries but now that graduation is coming up itâs like..it doesnât feel right. Did he really just expect the two of you to keep fucking well into adulthood? Did he expect you to get married to someone else and still get on your knees during family Christmas parties?Â
Did he expect to be the one marrying you?
âWe have to grow up.â You finally say, shifting your eyes back to him. âThis is starting to feel reallyâgross.âÂ
âHeyââ He looks at you now, almost pleading. âItâs not gross, we arenât gross.â He takes two steps towards the bed in a fit of desperation, leaning with his hands now palm-down on your mattress. ButâŠwhen he tries to follow up on his words, he knows youâre serious.
Realistically, despite having been your step-brother since the beginning of high-schoolâŠactively choosing to fuck each other as soon as college started was maybe not the best idea. Hormones were high, the freedom to fuck was blatant, and wellâŠitâs not his fault youâd walk around in all those slutty little pajama shorts and try to jump his bones every time you found yourself alone with him. If anything, youâre the one who pulled him into this. He really did think it was gross at first, but thinking with his dick outweighed that, and then his heart decided to play a part in all of it too.Â
He really does think there could be something here if the two of you worked for it. After all, youâre entirely his type, despite marriage ruining it. The breaking of morals eventually became the best part for him, having what his father wishes he could have solely because youâre just a younger, hotter, version of your own mother.
You even said it yourself all that time ago when it first happened. âItâs ok jakey, youâre a guy. guys have needs.âÂ
Well, what about his needs now?! He was so happy to be able to come home and see you again. He misses you  so much when youâre both away at your respective colleges, and he thinks about you all the time. He should have known that something was changing all those months ago when you stopped texting him back as much as you usually would. Now what? He just has to accept that youâre done?
âYouâre seriously not going to give it up?â He pushes his hands under the bottom of your blankets, quickly running his fingers up your legs just to try and encourage a giggle, or a smile from you.
Thatâs when he notes how you havenât even shaved your legs. Which, itâs not like he gives two fucks on whether you do or not but likeâŠyou always shave. Your skin was always so smooth, plump, soft, and moisturized when you knew youâd be wanting to play around with him. And clearly, you donât expect to be getting fucked this summer.
Ah, heâs starting to resent you.
âDoes that boyfriend of yours know about us?â He finally says, standing tall at the end of your bed and looming much darker than his usual, bright persona.Â
You stare at him, eyes widening.Â
âExcuse me?â You furrow your brows. âJake, what the fuck are you sayiââ
Before you can even finish or get a response from him, heâs leaving your bedroom and slamming the door behind him.Â
Already you know this is going to be a long fucking summer.Â
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Jake knew you were a smart girl. You always believe everything he says, but never once has he used that against you until now. That little mention of Sunghoon seems to have made you panic, and he canât help but find it endearing that you took his threat so easily. Each time he comes home now, from hanging out with your boyfriend, youâre always sitting on the couch like a cute little puppy greeting him with a wagging tail.
If at all, he knows youâre doing it to try and butter him up. To distract him from what youâre taking away from him. Dangling yourself like nothing has changed but denying him time and time again of it. Youâre nice, but never this nice. Offering to hang out, watch movies, go out. Youâre promising just about everything to him except for the one thing he needs from you.Â
Heâs thankful though, with all circumstances considered, that the good olâ parents donât notice a shift in how youâre acting solely because the two of you have always been close. Even before the sex stuff. You were his best friend. He protected you from highschool bullies, potential assholes trying to steal your first kiss, virginity, and even the first experience of sneaking out.Â
Back then, itâs not like Jake ever wanted to be your first kiss, the one to take said virginity, or sneak you out to parties you shouldnât be at. Truly, he just wanted to protect you. It wasnât until the two of you were away from each other for the first time as freshmans in college that he felt some type of way towards you. Which, again, was entirely your fault.
Ah, he still remembers that first summer back home walking into the house and being smacked in the face with a sensual, fruity scent radiating off of you. After not seeing you for three and a half months, he was entirely shocked at how much you had changed. You lookedâŠconfident in yourself. Like youâd been growing internally and learning what you want in life. He found it very attractive of you, believing that once you get a boyfriend, theyâd be very lucky to have you in their life.Â
Then of course, youâd bend over in those shorts and look back at him smirking. Like you only saw him as a man now, and not your protective step brother. Youâd whine to him about ruined hook-ups, about the frat parties, about all the guys trying to touch you and wishing he was there to keep them off of you. All whileâŠdoing that. All while waltzing around like youâd invite him to do the same.Â
And you did invite him. That first night has been burned into his memory. The fear, the guilt, the disgust, the love he felt for you. So quiet in his bedroom, giggling to each other with all the lights off in the silence of his room, trying to pretend it was only a one-time thing to satiate a specific need. There was nothing kinky, nothing weird outside of the dynamic of who you were supposed to be to each other.
It kept happening after that, and each time the guilt would wash away with the sweat that always dripped onto you from his temple. You could even say it was shy at first, both of you were very generous to each other. It only started getting dirty as the summers at home continued.Â
And nowâŠnothing? After all of that, nothing?!Â
If you think you can change so drastically over a single semester, so be it. Jake can change too, and he already has. Both of you now, entirely different compared to that first summer together. You, all jittery and freaked out, him, with all the power.Â
You though, truly youâre fucking panicking. If your boyfriend found out about all of this, heâd think youâre a freak. Or a slut. Or a piece of trash. Maybe all three of those things and then some. And you know, youâd think Jake is bluffingâŠreally. Except you got a text from Sunghoon the same night Jake tried to get in your pants. You remember reading those words, the pit in your stomach digging deep. âYour bro is gonna come hang out with me for a bit, youâre coming too right?â
Nevermind the fact that Sunghoon lives an hour away from your hometown, where the two of you get to meet in the middle during active semesters on campus. What about the fact that Jake barely fucking knows him?! Through mutual friends (Jay and Heeseung) all three of you were aware of each other, but youâre the one who got the closest to Sunghoon.Â
Youâre his girlfriend now. Which, apparently demoted Jake from popular-porn-trope to actual step-brother.Â
And that pisses him off.Â
So, is it weird for Sunghoon to get a sudden hang out text from a guy he assumed is just wanting to get to know him? No. After all, he knows Jake is your âbrother.â What he doesnât and hopefully will never know is that youâve fucked said step-brother.
 Is it weird that you donât go with Jake to see your own boyfriend? Yes. Unfortunately, Jake basically demanded you âstay in your fucking place. if you wanna get fucked so bad, Iâll be home after.âÂ
Even Sunghoon doesnât find it weird and texts you everyday as usual. It sucks actually, that heâs so willing to let you do as you please and trusts you to an extent that he doesnât even ask why you donât come with Jake. Instead, heâs too busy saying you should definitely join next time, that Jake is super cool and seems to like him a lot.Â
The good news: Sunghoon offers no mention of knowing, soâŠit seems you really do have to stay at home. Empty. Wanting to be next to Sunghoon so bad but forced to deal with any oncoming feelings alone.Â
Since when was Jake even capable of being so awful? Since when did he hate you so much?
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âJakeâplease.â You beg quietly, shaking his arm gently in the soft light of the morning. Everyone is sound asleep, which must be fucking nice.
Itâs been two weeks now of such loneliness, such lack of sleep, such intense need to just let yourself spiral and drown in anxiety. Jake is barely talking to you now, only giving you sarcastic and evil little smiles from time to time. As if to remind you of whatâs at risk. Sunghoon is normal, too normal. So normal, in fact, that he tried to jerk off on facetime last night for you and you ended up crying and apologizing because you couldnât even get turned on.Â
Even if Jake hasnât told him anything, your relationship is already starting to fall apart because of him. He fucking knows it too.Â
âPlease,â
âPlease, what?â Your step-brother's sleepy voice croaks out, turning himself on the bed towards you with a single half opened eye.Â
âIâm losing sleep, please stop doing this to me.â
âNo.â He says now, closing his eyes again and turning away from you, nuzzling against his pillow without a care in the world.Â
âPlease.âÂ
âFuck offââ He complains, throwing his arm behind himself to shove you away and surprised to find that youâve crawled up on the bed with him.
Just like that night so long ago, the first time the two of you broke past any boundaries.Â
âIâll do anything.â You nearly cry, so sleepy, so anxiety ridden, so out of your mind at this point that you genuinely would do anything to feel normal again.Â
âAnything?âÂ
You feel slight relief in his interest, nodding your head aggressively with a broken voice. âYes! I promise. I swear, anything you want. Please, justââ
âThen get the fuck out of my room.âÂ
You know better than to disobey at this point. All you can do is sulk back to your room and hope that sleep overtakes you this time. If anything, maybe he will consider your plea in the morning.
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Itâs surprising, honestly. Jake didnât even know he was into seeing you suffer like this, let alone having power over you. He spent so much time protecting you that he never realized how attractive it is to see you fear him. The joy that runs through him now, the orgasms he gets out of it, fuck. Who cares if itâs his own hand doing the work right now? With the thoughts of you doing âanythingâ like you said, being disgusting, begging, pleading, crying. He might be a little insane for you now, if he wasnât already.Â
And still even today, you look so desperate for any amount of relief. Jake finds joy in the fact that you canât even go to your boyfriend about it.Â
Heâs never felt so powerful, truly. Especially now, watching you try to seduce him as if you didnât deny him of it before. The slutty shorts are back. Youâre not wearing bras anymore. Youâll leave the bathroom stark fucking naked if it happens to just be you and him at home.
Ah, heaven on earth. Honestly, his days are so fun now. Save for when he has to hang out with that fucking idiot of a man Sunghoon. What a loser, honestly. Openly sharing all the stuff youâve done in bed with him like Jake isnât your step-brother? If anyone is weird, itâs Sunghoon. Hell, Jake isnât even sure now if the dude would care if he found out that youâve ridden some related-by-marriage cock before.Â
He hates hanging out with him. Always having to hold back the scoffs when Sunghoon is drunkenly slurring out more sex acts youâve performed on him followed by a love confession and a whine of how much he misses you. As if you didnât do all of that for Jake first. Ugh, he genuinely canât believe that youâre even with Sunghoon at all.Â
After a little while longer though, with the great days and the annoying hang outs, a nice month into summer vacationâ Jakeâs been ready to take what he needs. Youâve been begging for it, after all. He loves looking and seeing you so desperate for him to stop the mind games but goddamn itâs getting hard to think straight himself by now.
Thankfully, heâs thinking clearly enough whether itâs through his cock rather than his brain to come up with how heâll go about it. He waits a little more, cock throbbing in his pants due to not allowing himself to get off in the past two days in preparation for this.Â
Every night when everyone goes to bed, you call Sunghoon. And every night, Jake has listened. Tonight though? Sunghoon will be the one listening.
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Like clockwork, the parents have gone to bed and Jake hears the hushed muttering just a room over. Heâs already standing to his feet, shooting a hand directly to his bulge to adjust it with a silent groan in his throat. Before he can even leave his room heâs rolling his eyes back with another grope of his sensitive cock, almost unable to stop touching himself after denying himself of it. Heâs practically drooling at the image of having you all to himself again. The anticipation he feels inside right now is insane. He feels his skin prickle and his eyes are barely able to focus on his own bedroom door out of sheer arousal of what heâs about to do to you.
He composes himself shortly after, as best he can anyway, tiptoeing to your room and chuckling at the way your eyes light up when you see him. Heâs ignored you for too long. Not a single response to anything youâve said to him, hell, he even stopped letting you see him look at you.Â
Of course your eyes light up, it means heâs going to stop. It means heâs going to tell you what he wants.Â
And youâre happy, even with Sunghoon on the line sweet talking to you about his day like usual.Â
âHoonie, can I call you back?â You ask quickly into the phone, only to see Jake take a seat next to you on your bed and shake his head at you.Â
You tilt your head in question, feeling your heart thump in your ears to the point you barely even hear Sunghoon at all.Â
âKeep talking to him.â He whispers to you now, nearly just mouthing it.Â
You never knew you were so good at reading lips, but you listen to him. Furrowing your brows in question and adjusting your phone against your ear.
âNevermind, weâre good.â You say in a voice too calm for Jakeâs liking.Â
And itâs like that for a few minutes as Jake lets you get into the groove of conversing with your boyfriend again before he makes a move. The move he makes? Leaning against you, pressing you back against your pillows, and licking your neck.
He smiles against your skin when he feels it prickle and lets out a whispered chuckle at how much heâs missed the taste of your skin. So warm, so soft. The fact that youâre letting him tells him all he needs to know, despite the way your shoulders stiffen, he knows youâre going to give him anything.
âGonna let me fuck it again, yeah?â Jake whispers as he moves up against your ear, pinning your arms to your chest, forcing your phone closer to his mouth compared to yours. âGonna let him hear it too.â
Ah, there she is. You, in all your glory, are already tearing up at the very idea of it.Â
âJake, no.â You say, holding your hand over the speaker and body language trying to twist away from him.Â
âYou said anything.â Jake corrects you quietly, slapping your hand off of the speaker and quickly thrusting his own hand between your legs.
He chooses not to be gentle with you this time. Heâs not going to be what youâre used to, not after that shit you tried to pull with him. His finger pushes in dry, and he smiles at the way you hold your breath and try to squeeze your legs shut to stop him. Sunghoon on the other end is muffled, but still heard by both of you.Â
You stay silent throughout his ministrations, pissing him off further, only making him move his hand faster, forcing a reaction, daring you to stop him.Â
âPhone.â Jake instructs, loosening his other grip on your hands as a means to let you raise the phone back up to your ear. âTalk.â
You stare at him, feeling the burning between your legs of where your body has yet to do anything more than tighten around his fingers. Still, they drag painfully due to your body feeling no pleasure in this. In fact, youâre afraid.Â
Youâre afraid Sunghoon will find out, afraid of Jake, afraid of showing that you like what heâs doing, afraid of realizing youâll always like this, afraid of losing either of them solely because you can only love, fuck, and be with one of them.
And itâs obvious who the one has to be becauseâŠthe other isnât possible. Itâs just not.Â
So, you try. You try to talk, try to relax, try to do everything Jake asks of you solely to prolong the situation enough to where you can find a way to put a proper, healthy end to it.Â
âIâm sorry, what was that?â You finally croak into the phone, having not heard a single word from Sunghoon this entire time and trying not to focus on that same drag Jake only pushes harder into you with that terrifying smirk.Â
âI asked if that was Jake I just heardââ Sunghoon responded as brightly as always, bless him.Â
âSpeaker.â Jake mouths to you, and of course you listen. Reluctantly, but you still do it, shaking fingers hitting the speaker-phone button so Jake can hear whatâs being said.
âWhat are you guys doing? Let me hear what?â Sunghoon continues.Â
Jake flashes a full grin at you and wiggles his eyebrows before heâs pulling his fingers out, sucking them into his mouth, then moving back down with three before shoving them back in with even more force.Â
âYeahâ Tell him.â Jake says as casually as ever. âGo on, let him in on the secret weâve been keeping from him.âÂ
Sunghoon hears Jake all too well, but doesnât question that itâs anything weird. If at all, he wonders if maybe you two have been planning something behind his back considering you never come over when Jake does. Which is actually weird, but he tried not to question it. He and you are practically attached at the hip during the semesters, so, this would make sense.Â
Of course there is a secret surprise for him!Â
âIââ You yelp both out of pain and unintentional pleasure, cutting yourself off in a gasp.Â
You can feel the pit in your stomach dig deeper and deeper, arousing you when itâs the last thing you could ever want at this moment. You know Jake feels it though, with the slide of his fingers becoming easier, and that permanent smile on his face.Â
Sunghoon feels so far away right nowâŠLike, who are you kidding? He canât get you out of this and you doubt heâd even want to if you were to ever even consider explaining it to him.Â
âIâI miss you a lot.â You try to come up with words, missing him being all that you can muster up right now.Â
Unfortunately, Jakeâs scary smile is less terrifying compared to his face now, where he narrows his eyes and glares straight through you for saying such a thing in front of him. Heâs trying to crowd four fingers into you now, making you squirm and squeeze your legs together again. He is quick to disallow you though, forcing one of your legs open with his shoulder and spitting directly on your stretched and pulsing hole.Â
âI miss you too babyââ Sunghoon says in a slightly confused voice. âWhat else?â
You pause, taking a moment to feel Jake between your legs and how much itâŠgod, it feels so good. Butâ youâre unsure of how to balance speaking with Sunghoon and dealing with Jake right now. If you have to deal with them both at the same timeâŠthis isnât what youâd prefer.Â
âI wish you were here right now.âÂ
Sunghoon smiles on his end, assuming Jake has now left your room due to the silence and lack of hearing him now.Â
âIs Jake still around?â He mutters to you through the speaker, because based on your tone of voice, he knows what mood youâre in.
Jake shakes his head at you, encouraging that you lie before focusing back on watching the hole heâs missed so much. The one Sunghoonâs probably played with before, that fucking loser.Â
âNopeâJâJust me!â You find yourself forcing a smile as you say it, just to hope your voice comes out in a way that sounds brighter than it feels.Â
âYou wish I was there?â Sunghoon says now, his own voice growing deeper. âWhyâs that?â He spreads his legs out wide against his bed, assuming itâs about to be a regular session of facetime fucking.Â
âMhm,â You accidentally moan, a bit too obvious. âJust feel safe with you when Iâm feeling like this.â
Jake rolls his eyes, slowly forcing his thumb in beside the rest of his fingers, growing more angry, more aroused, and more insatiable towards you.Â
âHow are you feeling right now baby?âÂ
âEmpty.âÂ
âWish you were full of something?â Sunghoon smiles, a cheeky voice calling out to you. âOf me?â
You groan at that moment, all of Jakeâs fingers stretch you open until you feel knuckles trying to force past the boundary. Your hands shake at the feeling as your eyes cross momentarily, tears prickle from the pain but it feels soâŠgood. And only a moment goes by before you, quite literally, kick Jake away.Â
The sudden emptiness you get from that feels so much better, but Jake is too quick to get back up. Fire in his dark eyes as he grabs you by the ankles and pulls you roughly down the bed. There is a small sound that escapes your lips at the action, almost a giggle. Youâre quick to tighten your lips though, trying to will your body to stop liking the way Jake is being with you right now. You donât want this, you donât like it. You never should have in the first place, and to be honest, youâre trying to force yourself to believe youâre making the right choice in continuing to deny him of this.
Itâs only natural that your body wants it, just like it was natural to kick him off of you from the pain, right? And then, Jake reminds you of just how much you regret denying him the first night back home, because he's leaning over you so fast, hugging your waist and forcing all five fingers back into you.Â
You kick, squirm, whine, and ultimately shout out a âNo, no, no!â despite your hips chasing up to let him, almost to invite him. Andâoh, fuck. You forgot Sunghoon can hear all of this.Â
âBaby?â Sunghoonâs voice rings back in your ears. âAre you okay? Youâre already touching yourself? Why do you sound soââÂ
Jakeâs own ears are ringing watching your body fight your brain. You still want him. He can tell by the way you look at him with those tear-filled eyes, with the way your pussy is dripping for this, the way your hips beg him to keep abusing you. Who is he to deny you? He has never denied you pleasure. So, he tries to force more, more, more into you. Thereâs a boundary here, your pussy clenched so tight around his fingers already, but you want him to keep pushing until he breaks the boundary. You want to feel the pain of it andâŠfinally, he does get it in. His entire hand being gripped so tightly that even he seethes out a pained moan for you.
âFuckââ He holds his fist in place, removing himself from your waist to look at you. âYou really took it all.â
Thereâs tears in your eyes by this point and you canât tell if itâs from realizing how much you need Jake, or the fact that Sunghoon definitely knows something is up. No words are coming out though, youâre more afraid to speak what you feel than you are of Jake right now.
âJake?â Sunghoon questions, confused.Â
âYeah, whatâs up?â Jake responds with a smile instantly, staring right at you as he begins to fuck a size far too big into you, watching you bite your tongue to keep from showing him how much you love it.Â
âWaitââ Sunghoon continues with a pause. âWhatâs going on?âÂ
âI couldnât help myself.â Jake smiles at you, wiggling his eyebrows again. âAfter all those things you told me about her, I guess I needed to see for myself.âÂ
And then, you moan. That searing pain inside of you somehow subsides, shaking legs and hands are gripping onto Jake in his entirety now, youâre practically drooling for it.
âI guess you were right.â Jake continues. âShe really can take a lot, huh? Bet your dick didnât feel this good for her though.â
Youâre truly unable to comprehend most of whatâs happening right now, even the phone vibrating in your hand as Sunghoon goes silent and instead, hangs up before instantly facetiming you. Youâre so hyper-fixated on the feeling of knuckles dragging against your tightly clenched walls, choking back every sound or word you want to scream out.Â
Jake watches as you cry a bit harder now, probably a bit too overwhelmed with the situation. Like the good step-brother he is though, Heâll take care of it for you, of course he will.Â
âWhatâs the hold up?â Jake laughs, halting his hand as he reaches for the phone and instantly answers it. He stares down as you continue to fuck yourself on it, smiling at your brief whine before he speaks into the receiver with a confident voice. âCatâs outta the bag.â
Sunghoon is there on the screen, witnessing the way Jake angles the phone more at himself and your hole than your face. His entire fist has disappeared inside of you, glistening with a sticky mess that spills out of you.Â
Nothing else is said as Sunghoon stares at it. Jake being a cocky bastard and sticking his tongue out like some idiot frat boy, and then? He hears you.
âJake, stop!â You cry out.Â
He doesnât stop, in fact, he fucks his fist into you quickly making damn sure Sunghoon can not only see how your wet spurts out around his wrist, but hear it too.Â
âStop what? Showing your boyfriend what you really want?âÂ
âHang up the phone!â You cry out again, showing Sunghoon that perhapsâŠyou donât miss him at all.
Jake isnât doing anything you donât want. You just donât want your boyfriend to witness you be so honest with yourself.Â
âAwh,â Jake pouts now, angling the phone back at himself and feeling proud of the way Sunghoon appears to be entirely shocked, mouth hung open, eyebrows furrowed. âBut he needed to know, baby, didnât he?â He adds now, lying the phone down briefly to pull his cock out.Â
âCome on now, donât be shy.â Jake continues with his confidence, picking the phone back up and angling it towards you.Â
He intentionally drags his fist in and out of you a few more times before gently pulling it out, moaning at the way it sounds, obsessing over it really. Sunghoon watches in horror at the way you squeeze your eyes shut, sadly wondering what Jake must be doing off screen for you to look so fucking guilty. The horror only grows when he has to watch Jakeâs cock come on screen, pussy soaked hand jerking himself off before shoving the head right against your lips.
God, you know Sunghoon hates you now.Â
Jake knows it too, and doesnât care as he uses that same soaked hand and pries your lips apart before pushing it into your mouth. He thrusts forward too quick for you to take a breath, and you feel the leaking tip hit the back of your throat in a way that makes you choke and gag around him.Â
Your eyes shoot open, looking up at him and barely able to comprehend the camera just inches from your face.Â
Sunghoon has seen you look up at him like this too. Why arenât you fighting Jake though? Why are you willingly gagging, choking, and drooling all over yourself with such a forceful fuck to your face? You always pull off of him when he tries to thrust even a little bitâŠbut youâre..
âIââ Sunghoon goes to say, still staring at you and the way youâre shamefully getting your mouth fucked open. âThat is fucking disgusting.â He finally lets out, but he canât look away. He doesnât want to see this butâŠhe canât bring himself to hang up.Â
âYeah, thatâs what she thinks too.â Jake chuckles with a heaved breath, enjoying himself, now angling the phone at his face. âI think she likes it thoughâ wouldnât you agree?â
There goes the camera again, pointing right at your choking mouth. Jake pushes all the way in too, letting your nose rest against his pelvis and moaning loudly for Sunghoon to hear.
âShit, see? Sheâs not even fighting it.â
Sunghoon canât tell only because Jake doesnât let him. Youâre gripping Jakeâs hips and trying to push him out of your mouth, but he stays in place, enjoying the way your choking and suffocating throat jerks him off better than his own hand ever could.Â
The best part? He knows youâre only pushing him away to breathe because you werenât fighting at all at first. In fact, he felt you silently hum against him like you want his cock so bad. So, heâs not actually lying. He just thinks itâs polite to not let Sunghoon know how youâre suffocating right now.Â
Oh well.Â
Only after your eyes start to fog over and roll back does Jake pull out, relishing in that wet gasp you lend. He looks down at the phone now, wanting to make sure Sunghoon witnessed all of that before realizing he fucking hung up.
Who the fuck hangs up on imagery like that? Fucking idiot, is what Sunghoon is.Â
To be fair though, Sunghoon hung up shortly before Jake pulled out. He had to force himself to do it, because he didnât quite enjoy the way his cock jumped at the image of his girlfriend letting her step-brother fuck her mouth like that. Heâs entirely blindsided. Like, not only are you cheating on him, but he had to see it like that?! In 4k?! God, his stomach would be in knots to catch you like this with anyone, but the fact that itâs withâŠJake. Of all people.
Youâre fucking your own brother.Â
None of that matters to Jake though, nor does it matter to you at this moment as the tears continue to pour from your eyes knowing that Jake did this on purpose and for a reason. Itâs insane how kind he is to you now that Sunghoon isnât watching, actually. Lending you a deep, meaningful kiss before sinking back down the bed and resuming his previous position.Â
âYou liked this.â He comments, seeing if his hand will still fit, and moaning when it does. âYouâre so fucking wet itâs insane.â
God, you know heâs punishing you yet you canât bring yourself to be mad about it because already you can feel the bubbles in your stomach threaten an orgasm. Proving to both Jake and yourself thatâŠyou do like it. Never have you even imagined wanting a whole goddamn fist in you before now butâyou more than like it. You love it.Â
In fact, feeling his hand dragging in and out of you now makes you forget about the way you nearly just died with a cock in your throat. Youâre already moaning again, actually.Â
And fuck, you promised youâd do anything to keep this a secret, and while doing that anything for him, no matter how willing, he still fucking told. He fucking showed the dirty acts to the last person on earth youâd ever want to see, hear, or know. The crying is a given, from both the anxiety, the fear, and the pleasure because you canât stop the oncoming orgasm or the love you have for the man giving it to you either.Â
The way he holds you through it should disgust you, with his fist buried so deep your orgasm comes in long, drawn out and painful waves. He grips onto you though, whispering more to himself against your thigh than to you, âIâve got you. Iâll always have you, itâs okay.âÂ
You donât want to melt for him, but you do. Even through your ringing ears itâs like your body instinctively hears his whispers when you shouldnât. The words bring comfort, reminding you that heâll still protect you even from Sunghoon and what he feels about this situation. Even from your parents, from outsiders, from everything.Â
The orgasm feels like it bruises your brain, a throbbing headache coming shortly after when Jake takes on a more gentle persona and pulls his hand from you. He inspects your open cunt for a moment, seeing how wet it is inside for him before it pulses closed and he averts his gaze to his hand.Â
Glistening, so wet. You needed that, he thinks. The reminder that heâs the only one who can love you in more ways than you truly need.Â
âYou did so well.â He compliments, crawling up and over you to wipe those tears with the same hand.Â
You donât move away, if anything you need this comfort now more than anything because you simply donât know what to feel, or think, or admit right now. You think Jake already knows, he wouldnât need you to say it simply because heâs always read you like a book.Â
âNo more pretending you donât want this.â He says now, in a darker voice. âEven with Sunghoon listening, you moaned my name. I donât think you remember doing that, do you?â
You cry more, closing your eyes tightly and pretending like Jakeâs hand is Sunghoonâs. You really liked Sunghoon, genuinely thought you could have a future with him. Even so, pretending that Jake is him doesnât bring safety because you almost would prefer it be Jake. A hand youâre so familiar with.Â
He had been so awful to you recently, and only now do you realize thatâŠmaybe it really was for your own good.
âYou donât need him.â Jake says now, adjusting himself between your legs.âNot when you have me. You know Iâll take care of you.â He continues, slipping his cock deep into your already loosened hole.Â
Heâs shocked that you still manage to be tight after all of that, but he guesses thatâs just how pussies work. Or how yours works, anyway. He knows it more than he knows his own cock at this point, which is insane.Â
Feeling him inside of you, so familiar, slightly smaller than Sunghoonâ itâsâŠcomforting. The tears that spill from you now are more for missing him than anything. You canât help it when you wrap your legs around him or throw your arms around his shoulders, shivering and clinging to him like heâs your last line of sanity despite everything about this being entirely insane.Â
âJakeââ You moan at how he fucks you, so much softer than with his hand butâŠnormal. Like the first time you ever did this with him. âI really want you but,â
Jake pauses, feeling that same pit in his stomach at how you say those words.
âWhat you just did to me could ruin my life.â You finally say, still clinging, not at all asking him to stop. âWhat youâre doing right now, will ruin my life.â
âDonât be silly. Your life will be ruined without me, baby, you know that, right?â He says, reminding you of who has the power by quickening his hips and pointing his cock directly at your already sensitive g-spot. âYou canât say no to me, you tried and still you want me.â
You nod your head in agreement despite wishing he was wrong.Â
âWe canât.â You say to him in a half-groaned whisper. âIâm begging you to stop.âÂ
If at all, youâre just begging him to stop being what you want. To stop being able to have a hold over you like this. To stop being everything that Sunghoon isnât and still being the most desirable man in your life. To stop being your step-brother. To stop being a taboo in your life, if only to become someone youâre allowed to need like this.Â
âNo.â Jake says, unknowing of what youâre actually asking of him. âIâll never stop.â
With those words, you moan. Heâs promising something that neither of you should feel or need, but you accept it. Shocked at the way you feel him inside of you like always, no pain, or lack of feeling from the previous size fucked into you. Itâs justâŠJake. Intentionally fucking you harder to punish you for words that are actually fighting more for him than against him.Â
âOkay.â You whimper, falling silent with your broken voice fading into nothing but cries of the inevitable.Â
For all Jake knows, youâre asking him to stop this. What heâs doing to you right now, not for anything else that you meant it for. For your own sake, because you know that after this, you truly may not be able to pull yourself from this fantasy with him. Technically, heâs showing you that heâs willing to hurt you to keep you. To take it from you if thatâs what it takes to get what he wants. And that hurts a lot to know, a pain deep within you making you spiral a little more than you ever thought you could.
Heâd really go as far as to keep going when youâre crying for him to stop? If just to show you that heâŠloves you? No, maybe just that he wants this, he wants you.Â
You want this, but itâs the fact that he just knows. Even if you say no, even if you beg or plead for him to stop, heâll just keep going because he knows better than you that youâll always want him in return. Even if youâre lying to yourself, even if you were able to truly convince yourself that this isnât at all what you want. Even if it feels like Jake is committing atrocities right now, he knows heâs not. Heâs not, even if you say he is.Â
And at the end of the day, right now. He truly isnât.Â
You can feel your heart rotting at all thatâs lost now. A life with someone normal. A life where youâre normal and can be seen hand in hand with the love of your life as you grocery shop, or get ice cream, or even just take the future dog on a walk. Your dreams are dying, and you canât stop them.Â
You feel a burning pain throughout your body at the force of him now, seemingly trying to fuck your concern away from you. Only now do you open your eyes to look at him, heâs just shapes now. Your tears are messing up the normal clear view youâd have, but you can tell heâs smiling lovingly.Â
He doesnât care that he just ruined your relationship, he doesnât care that youâre his step-sister, he doesnât care nor think of how the future could work if he were to keep trying to follow this path, and continue to make you realize youâll willingly walk down it with himâŠ.not when heâs getting this from you.Â
Not when he knows that, now at least, heâll always get what he wants.
You cling harder to him now, sucking your bottom lip into your mouth as you lift to his shoulder and tuck your face there, replacing your lip with his warm and pulsing skin. Jake is pleasantly surprised by this, after all that he did to you, he really thought heâd have to work harder to get these lips to willingly suck on his skin again without him puppeteering you.Â
âYeah?â He turns his face against your forehead as you suck, still crying and tasting the salt from your tears mixed with the saliva youâre drooling onto him. âSunghoon canât make you feel this good?â He continues to talk himself up.Â
You remain silent as you try to drown out your thoughts with the pleasure he gives instead, feeling the way his normally gentle hands are rough holding you up, feeling the way your body shifts with each thrust up, hearing the way he breathes for you, speaks for you, and moans for you.Â
You hate to say you love it right now. Hate that you let your dream of a normal life die so easily. Hate you love him enough to let him do this to you, really.Â
âJakeââ You hiccup, exhausted. âI canât believe youâd go this far.âÂ
Only in those words do you realize how taboo andâŠerotic it is. To have a man willing to not only claim you as his own through forcing jealousy on your boyfriend and pain on you, but you guess the borderline sexual assault is another thing.Â
Itâs not that youâre into it. In fact, youâre terrified of that. But itâs justâŠthe way he knows you is attractive. The way he will protect you from any situation he causedâŠturns you on, even if heâs the one you need protecting from. God, the way heâll fuck you through all the lies you tell yourself.Â
Shit.
âIâd go further.â He chuckles, out of breath as he chases the expanse of your clenched walls. âWouldâve brought you to his house and fucked you right there at his front door. Let everyone know.â
You shake your head out of fear of that situation at first, and then suddenly find yourself smiling and losing your mind a bit. God, that would be hot if it were like, you know, not something that would get you disowned by not only family, but literally everyone aside from Jake.Â
âShouldâve seen his face, babyââ Jake moans just thinking about it, loving that he has what no one else can have. âSaid he was disgusted butâŠI think he was turned on. Really, couldnât look away from you sucking my dick like thatâ God,â He cuts himself off by grabbing at you, shoving you back down and into your pillows, both hands running up your shirt and pushing it up to your collarbone. He gropes and pinches at your tits, half of his plush bottom lip caught between his teeth as sweat drips into his eyelashes.Â
âCouldnât tell if he wished he was meââ A sarcastic laugh. âor maybe even you.â His moans continue to mesh with his laughter, now moving one hand to your neck and leaning down to lick against your lips with another pointed thrust. âIâd never fuck anyone better than Iâll fuck you though.â
âGotta say, if he wanted it bad enough, heâd look pretty choking on it too. Never as pretty as you.â He continues talking, and talking, and talking.Â
You donât really process his words though, or recognize if heâs being truthful or just making shit up, nor do you care. To be fair, there isnât anything in this world left to care about aside from him now. Not yourself, not Sunghoon, your parents, or anyone out wandering the world right now.Â
âStopââ You moan at the way he rubs his pelvis against your clit with his now, deeper thrusts. âStop fucking talking about him.â
He smiles wide against your lips in victory, feeling his muscle tense up at you asking to forget about Sunghoon. And so, he listens to you for the first time since youâve been home, he fucking listens.Â
Jake says nothing now, instead he focuses his hips and notes how now, your pussy feels too used. Or maybe his cock is just numb and oversensitive, heâs not sure. Itâs not hard really, to reach down and shove three fingers into you alongside his cock, offering extra sensation to both his balls and the underside of his length as he continues to fuck into you with what he can only assume to be a painful stretch.Â
His body shivers with an embarrassing moan at that, rolling his eyes back.Â
âYou hate him?â Jake says, but it sounds more like a plea for you to agree as he chases an orgasm far too fucking close.Â
You donât respond because at this point his words are just there as fluff in your head. Youâre more focused on the insecure feeling inside of you at how heâs had to use his hand to help him get off. It...feels so bad knowing that you canât give him what he wants after all this. After you promised. And, so, you build up the courage to lift quickly, catching him off guard, and hug him around his neck.Â
There, his fingers skew slightly, to the point itâs painful for him to keep them in place and heâs forced to pull them back and instead, hold you up in his own hug as he spirals. God, he missed you so much. Look at you now, after trying to deny him, deny yourself of wanting this. Youâre bouncing on him like you always have, frantically moving your hips with no rhyme or reason, solely to get him off.Â
He lets out a loud moan, not caring if your parents wake up to it. Not caring about anything but the pussy choking his cock out now. The change in position offered a new form of tightness, and he doesnât need an extra boost of pleasure anymore. Not with you breathing against his mouth like this, still crying, except now itâs like youâre crying because he hasnât gotten off yet.Â
âYeah, thatâs it.â He nods his head, lips playing with yours with each nod of his head as he squeezes his eyes shut. âFuck, you always know what I like.â
Just like that, all of your insecurity is washed away. You feel him twitch inside of you, and the way his hands nearly bruise you in this hug feelsâŠright. Itâs what you need, what you want.Â
âHe ever cum in you?â Jake pants out, noting the way you aggressively shake your head in an answer.Â
And normally, heâd pull out. Normally, thereâs a condom involved in this. Not today though, even as you note the familiar sound choking from his throat, and that even more familiar twitch of his cock. You try to pry yourself away from him, palms pressing on his chest as you argue.Â
âJake! Pull out, Let me up!âÂ
He doesnât let you though. Instead, he grabs both of your wrists and presses you right back down on the bed, overpowering you through his orgasm and fucking all of that cum right into you. Intentionally, with purpose.Â
âNo,â He croaks out in a breath, still lost in his orgasm. âI wonât.âÂ
You try to wiggle away from him still, despite knowing heâs already started cumming. Whatâs the point now if not just to still have some type of control over your own body? He, again, doesnât let you, pressing your wrists painfully into your own stomach, forcing you to feel each pulse and spurt of him for the first time through the pressure of his hold.
Heâs never done this to you before, then again, This isnât the same Jake youâre used to no matter how much you try to relate the feelings and love to the Jake you were with last summer. AndâŠyou need to lie to yourself right now at how good it feels to have him fuck his cum into you well past his orgasm, because admitting it would be the last thing you could do tonight to really throw you off the deep end.Â
He makes you admit it though, still fucking his cock into you regardless of how itâs growing softer and softer by the second. Doing it solely because he knows more cum will drip out as he shrinks back down. He wants to feel each second of your walls clenching, trying to push him out and knowing it never can.Â
He holds you down harder now, wincing at his own sensitivity as he plays with himself inside of you, lending pained chuckles and eye rolls with each sound of disgust you make towards him for it. And only after he slips out and canât manage to fold it back into you does he really look at you.Â
Tilting his head with an innocent smile on his face, he releases your hands and shoots his own up to your face, cupping both cheeks before leaning down and kissing you as hard as he can with what little breath he has left.Â
âI deserved that.â He says between kisses. âYou deserved it.â He sounds slightly irritated saying that part, but his kiss stays gentle and sweet. âYou owed me this.â
Youâre not sure if he meant any of that, but you find yourself agreeing.Â
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Steve was lying on the floor of Robin's room, his back against the wall as he let Robin paint his toenails while he flipped through one of her magazines. The radio played softly in the background.
"I am totally new to having a girlfriend, and by girlfriend, I mean platonic girlfriend," Robin said.
"Well, that's one thing we got in common, I don't think I've ever had a girl who's just a friend," Steve said.
"What about Perkins?" Robin asked.
"She doesn't count, I hated her. She's the reason Tommy became such an asshole," Steve said.
"Hm, yeah," Robin said and paused. "So, how close were you and Tommy?"
"Well, we were friends since we were eight. We pretty much bonded over the fact that we both had assholes for fathers. We shared everything and told each other everything. He told me about his first crush, and I told him about my first crush. We practiced kissing, practiced having sex, and when I got first kiss, I told him immediately," Steve said.
"Woah, woah, woah! Back it up!" Robin exclaimed, and she closed the nail polish. "What the fuck do you mean you practiced kissing and having sex with Tommy Hagan?"
"Exactly what it means," Steve said, rolling his eyes. "We hadn't gotten girlfriends yet, and we wanted to get good before we did. It doesn't mean anything. We like women, so it didn't count."
"It still counts!" Robin shrieked. "Did you or did you not put your lips on Tommy's?"
"Yeah, and I also let Tommy put his dick in my ass. I was basically his pillow," Steve said as he continued to casually flip through the magazine. "It doesn't count if you're not gay, Robin."
"It doesn't work like that! Steve Harrington, the first time you had sex was with Tommy Hagan!" Robin exclaimed.
"It was not!" Steve exclaimed, throwing down the magazine.
"Was too!" She yelled.
"Was not!" Steve yelled.
"Okay! So, let's say if I kissed you right now. . .," Robin said.
"Wouldn't count as your first kiss, you're a lesbian and I'm straight," Steve said.
Robin grinned, a manic look in her eye. She pulled her hand back and slapped Steve across the face. He screamed.
"Didn't count! I'm a lesbian and you're straight!" Robin yelled.
"Okay, okay, I see your point. Jesus, did you have to hit me so hard?" Steve asked, rubbing his red cheek.
"Yeah, dingus, I did," Robin said.
"Okay, so my first kiss was with Tommy, and I lost my virginity. We're not gay, though," Steve said.
"No, just desperate and very horny teenagers, apparently," Robin rolled her eyes. "I can't believe you had gay sex before me, and you're not even gay. I bet you pictured some blond with big boobies."
"Well, no, actually," Steve shrugged.
"Hm, what do you mean?" Robin asked.
"I didn't have to picture a woman. I liked it," Steve shrugged.
"You liked it?!" Robin asked.
"Well, I am a man, Robin," Steve said.
"Uh, except not every man likes it when another man rams it up his asshole," Robin said. "Okay, I kind of wish I had been more delicate about this, but I didn't know this was you being in denial kind of situation."
"I'm straight, Robin, I like women," Steve said.
"Yeah, and did you know that you can like men and women?" Robin asked.
"What?" Steve asked.
Robin smiled and got up to pull out a box from underneath her bed. She pulled out a magazine and tossed it at Steve.
"Read it, study it, learn from it," Robin said.
Steve looked at it quizzically for a moment before opening it. He stared at it for the longest time before finally closing it.
"I am an idiot," Steve said.
"No, you're not. You just didn't know," she said softly.
"Bisexual," Steve whispered, and then he pinched the bridge of his nose. "Oh my god, this whole time, I thought I lost my virginity to Chrissy Cunningham."
"Chrissy Cunningham?" Robin asked.
"Uh, we used to hang out all the time before she started dating Jason Carver," Steve said. "Our parents ran in the same circles."
"Well, you know, I guess you could say you lost your guy virginity to Tommy Hagan and your girl virginity to Chrissy Cunningham," Robin said.
"Yeah, that's true," Steve grinned. "Thanks, Robin, and especially thank you for giving me that slap. I definitely needed it."
"Anytime that you want me to hit you, I'm your woman," Robin replied.
They moved towards Robin's window sill and sat on it, opening a window to get some fresh air.
"You know this means that I'm not straight," Steve said.
"Something else we have in common," she said.
"You ever wonder how many out there who are like me and who just don't know?" he asked as he looked up at the moon. "Here in Hawkins, I mean."
"Probably a lot more than we think," Robin said. "And they're out there, sitting in their closets wondering if they're ever going escape themselves or be rescued."
"Isn't crazy how we found ourselves?" Steve said.
"Maybe queer people just end up finding each other," Robin said.
"Well, maybe they'll find their way out themselves," Steve said and then he looked her, hazel eyes twinkling in the moonlight. "Seriously, Robin, thank you."
"You did that yourself, you know, you just needed a nudge. I mean, you could have told me to go fuck myself and continued to live in denial," Robin said. "You're a lot smarter than you give yourself credit for."
Steve smiled bashfully and glanced back at the moon. He looked at her, with tears in his eyes.
"Is it possible to be platonically in love with someone?" he asked.
"I think anything is possible," she said. "I think it's a definite because I know that I'm absolutely, platonically in love with you."
They dangled their feet out the window and leaned against each other, Steve resting his head on top of Robin's.
"I wish I'd known you sooner," he whispered.
"I wish I'd known you sooner, too," she whispered back.
They were here now, though, and absolutely nothing could get in between them.
Part Two
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john doe game headcanons . . . â·
A/N; i'm actually really sensitive about john doe JHSAJHSAJAS
Pairing; "John Doe" x GN!Reader
CW; Just doe being the weirdo we love / PISSPISSPISS / implied cannibalism? not so much tho / ew stinky gay / sex with a hairball
john doe as a partner.
His love for you is pure, but the lack of understanding in humans makes it complicated, he doesn't know how to express it in a "correct" way.
He has little interest in humans but all his interest in You, do you want to learn to play an instrument? Doe too, he would learn to use a phone to call you although it would be useless since in the end he would follow you to work, he can't stand having you away for even a second!
He tried to eat you (unfortunately not in a sexual way), he wanted to bite, pull your teeth, and tear them out of your cheeks to eat them, you had to use a lot of patience to explain to him that this was painful and you could die
He likes your fluids, your sweat smells so good, it tastes great, your tears, he knows that tears mean something is wrong but he can't help but want to lick them, at least he's like a puppy in that way and that will make you laugh, Doe wants to help! your urine, he will drink it all without a problem, if you are both having a loving session in bed and you want to go to the bathroom, forget it, he will open your legs and help empty your bladder, he loved being your personal toilet, your blood is the sweetest of his paradise, be careful with accidental cuts or his mouth will stick like a leech to your wound
Ideas for romantic activities will probably come from television, be careful what he watches
At this point, Doe lives by and for you, he will adapt to your lifestyle and tastes, although he cannot understand most of them, the idea of "breaking up" does not exist in his head, you can walk away, even stop talking to him and he will continue behind you
But he has feelings, why don't you talk to him anymore? Did he do something wrong? He no longer leaves rats in the kitchen, he no longer tries to make You dinners with raw meat, is that the way he looks? Tell him your standards! Doe will change everything for you, even reality
He can definitely purr, he's more like an old, ugly, stray cat that will rest on your lap, but he's YOUR, old, ugly, stray cat.
He doesn't know how to give compliments, it's more like observations or comments about how you make him feel "You're wearing a big hat!" "A red dress!", "I'm so happy to see you!" but it's adorable that he reminds you that you are his whole lifeâŠsomehow
It's like having a child at home, in the strangest way possible, he will try to make horrible crafts for you and help with housework without much success.
If you demand sex, Doe would probably do his best to make a nice cock, just for you, or a pussy depending on what you like, he will be submissive but if you ask him to take control he will try
And that will probably be the messiest and hardest sex you've ever had in your life, Doe always adores you like it's your last day on earth so in a sexual sphere it would be ten times worse
If you put on a movie at night, he will fall asleep halfway through, no exceptions, the sound of the television and your smell will be enough
Doe would definitely kill for you, he doesn't understand jokes so please don't say "Ugh I hate that guy, I hope he's dead" because yes, the guy will be dead.
In case You doesn't like the smelly boy, Doe will try to take showers regularly, at least to not smell like something out of the sewer, the pain doesn't matter if it's about you
Loves physical contact and quality time
Surprisingly, Doe has a driver's license, he would be your personal chauffeur, you may think it's an adorable gesture but he just wants to be sure where you are at every hour of the day⊠and help, of course.
Aside from adoring you, Doe actually has his own tastes and hobbies, he HAS feelings! He has tried knitting since the technology is very confusing, he really is like an old man
He tries to have a good relationship with your friends and family, if you have a big family he will probably feel overwhelmed but that doesn't mean he will stop trying to show that he loves you and wants to be with you.
Your younger nephews love it, they think of Doe as a weird-looking uncle who lets them play with his hair
Doe shirt always has hearts when he looks at You.
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The most common argument I see being used in defending or standardizing trans-identifying males experiencing erections in direct connection to wearing women's underwear is "cis men get boners from the wind blowing" and "this happens because you like the way you look".
It is interesting to me that so many of you "just happen" to start pitching tents when specifically wearing women's underwear. It is nearly a universal experience for very specifically trans-identifying males. Why are there so many of you feeling the need to reassure god and country and each other that you're just really liking the way you look if it's simply another boring, regular body response?
If you can rationalize that boners sometimes happen from the wind blowing in a different direction, then surely you can piece together how erections occur from sexual thought processes, and that a pattered sexual response from a specific repeated action is a fetish. You name it "gender euphoria" because it is a sexual high. You actually gave this phenomena a name. And "euphoria" is a word straight from drug culture. There is a subset of you who are trans-identifying because you have a paraphilia and a sexual addiction.
Gay men and lesbians, who have a long history of cross dressing and feeling more comfortable wearing the clothes typical to the other sex, who experience high rates of gender nonconformity, do not share this experience with you. We don't fall in love with our own reflections like Narcissus and the pond, we don't get sexual gratification or arousal directly because of wearing clothing of the other sex. By definition I am a female cross dresser. With the exception of bras, I often wear only men's clothing. I never get sexual arousal from wearing men's clothes including boxers.
This is not a collective women's experience, this is not a collective LGB experience, this is not a collective gender nonconforming experience. This is not a typical experience to wearing clothes sold to the other sex.
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are we just crazy or are lgbt spaces getting legit deranged?????
every unusual experience of sexuality/gender is a valid part of the bootiful qweer biodiversity of the world by default, but you can't be gay/bi/trans and not want to be called the q slur or see cishets say the q slur. and you can't say that you're afab4afab or amab4amab, that's just a creepy bigoted fetish you freak. unless you're transmasc4transmasc or transfem4transfem ofc, you get a free pass. but also kinkshaming is evil and deeply harms the most marginalized. but also make sure you don't have a fetish about genitalia... if you do, it's a "preference" not an inborn trait and you really can therapize yourself into liking it, just try hard enough. if you fail to you're a bigot, so just keep trying!! make sure to feel guilty abt it at least, you dirty homo. but getting beat up can be a cool sexual thing and bestiality or noncon is fine. but actual genitalia "preferences" are bigoted. if you don't call the genderqueer person pansexual instead of bi they'll chew their own arm off and hit you with it and call the cops but don't say you're a female trans man or that you're a trans guy lesbian or link it to being a female homosexual in any way ever okay?! you can't be at peace with acknowledging your sex/agab as a trans person!!!! or feel a connection to lesbian spaces as a trans man or gay male spaces as a trans woman!!! that's BIGOTRY and that's just feeding terf cunts you dumb theyfab. you can't link your cis womanhood to being afab AT ALL either bc that's transmisogynistic and dangerous rhetoric but every other group of gender marginalized folks can define their own identities and have a billion microlabels. you can't say you're not into girldick because not all trans women have dicks dumbass, surgical vaginas are defo the exact same as bio vaginas anyway so if you only like afab pussy & afab bodies you're a gross pervert mocking bottom surgery. and someone's upbringing as a male/amab or female/afab person definitely isn't a huge part of why homosexual ppl are into the same-sex/agab so you shouldn't give a single shit if a transbian flirting with you hasn't grown up facing misogyny or going thru afab/female body struggles or any of that, that has NOTHING to do with lesbianism between female ppl and has no bearing whatsoever on attraction you absolute psychopath. sexes/agabs is just a mix of detached body parts and you can play mr potatohead with it all and if you glued it good enough homosexuals wouldn't be able to tell at all that he used to be a mrs potatohead!! so they'd still hit that, right? homosexuals will go for anything anyway right?? homosexual love obvs can't be any deeper than genitals and fetishes. amab4afab ppl can be homosexual too anyway if they pass as gay irl too so homosexual isn't even a real tangible thing anyways it doesn't involve sex/agab at all and those ppl don't get to be their own specific oppressed class and do their own activism and have agency over their own identity bc they're super privileged worldwide and the enby living as a gender conforming woman in society dating a neckbeard looking for a third is more oppressed than a visibly gnc crossdressing bio guy holding hands with his normie bf. they might be gay but they're not qweer... except to the rightwing ofc!! oh and if you're trans and recently started passing as straight you're more privileged than an afab4amab couple who has lived as hetero til they transitioned! so shut the fuck up and listen to the New Gays. don't call yourself homosexual anymore or you're a cis bootlicker and if you're transmasc you're oppressing every transfem, including ones who have never faced misogyny irl a day in their fucking life!!! just be valid the RIGHT WAY!!!!!! be more queer you dirty normie homo!!!!!!
HAHAH i love it here
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doctor who but i've never watched it
and so it begins again. the people asked for it. the people got it. i will ensure the people regret it.
i have never watched this show, or seen an edit, but i am a thorough researcher and i feel that i've got the essence of it.
this is what i have gathered. academicians worldwide take note.
Firstly, so I don't anger anyone, I accept and acknowledge that the tardis is blue and not yellow. My misinformation was from a Drarry fanfiction, and I had hitherto regarded Drarry fanfiction as the absolute truth.
There are doctors, and there are at least fifteen of them. At least two of them are David Tennant, which I can respect.
I'm not sure why the doctors are doctors, because I can find no trace of any medical procedure except for one doctor who licks things, which he learned from the previous doctor. If this is sufficient reason, I apologise for doubting their credentials.
On the other hand, if they are doctors thanks to a postdoctoral degree, this is also fine, though I have never seen anyone study anything. There is however a doctor, and there were people upset about her, but the fandom pointed out she set the tardis on fire, which is apparently a very doctor thing to do. Setting things on fire is absolutely something any research scholar would love, so again, apologies for doubting their credentials.
At least one doctor is gay. It is probably one of the David doctors, which checks out. He says someone, I think a dentist, is hot. I envy the maybe-dentist.
A t least one doctor is trans. I was unable to find them. But they exist. Oh yes, the fandom assures me they exist.
David Tennant as well as Ncuti Gatwa were fanboys, first of the show, and second of David Tennant, and thus they got into acting. Just a fun tidbit from me, since I am now the authority on this fandom.
There are time machines with which the doctors have sex by piloting them, which is questionable because the time machines are only partially sentient. I am not sure if the time machines are the tardis. But the tardis is blue, and not yellow, of that I am certain.
There was a stage play. Or maybe that was a metaphor for the production budget of the early seasons. I am not sure, but toddler David Tennant watched it. I assume no one took a 3 year old to a stage play, so through scientific deduction, it must have been a metaphor.
At some point, Death is an agony aunt and they have to spill secrets to it, or drown in a lake of human skulls. Who is this they? It's so obvious that the fandom sees no need to explain it, and neither do I. I do know it though. Of that you may remain certain.
A David doctor has a niece and she likes being his niece.
A David doctor has a best friend named Donna. He kisses her head. She supports his fruitiness. It is wholesome. It killed him when he lost her.
Slight tangent, but younger David doctor looks like Andrew Garfield. Current David in photos does give Ben Barnes energy. Any Wolfstar shippers, I believe you've found the Wolfstar kid. It is David Tennant.
A lot of people are David Tennant. A reliable Pinterest post on Doctor Who, clearly well researched, gave me the statistic that 15% of Doctor Who is David Tennant. From the amount of David Tennant that I ran across in my research, I don't understand it but I don't doubt it, either.
Speaking of Andrew Garfield, he in involved in this somehow. I am not sure how, but you cannot escape Andrew Garfield. He is even a part of fandoms he never acted in.
There is an individual named Catherine, I think she is the actress, but she could be a character. She seems to have much less knowledge about Doctor Who lore than I do. David Tennant finds it funny. Maybe he would find me funny, too.
The doctors installed some things in the tardis, from a wheelchair ramp to a jukebox. I don't know why a jukebox was needed. If I'm honest I don't know what a jukebox is. I don't know what the tardis is. But it is blue, and not yellow.
There is a French catchphrase.
Something happens in Wales. I don't know what it is, but something always seems to be happening in Wales in these fandoms, so I don't doubt it.
There is an old Doctor Who in a wheelchair, and he is happy to see a David doctor.
They go around in space, and do things. Who is this they? You and I both know the answer, so we needn't talk about it.
The show intro is "doo wee doo".
There is an alien who is not a mouse, the alien is The Meep, and uses the definite article as pronouns. David doctor is supportive of this, which is very good.
I found baby Yoda in the show, but apparently they call it a 'goblin' there, and someone doesn't like it.
There is a lot to do with time. There is a time hole, and things happen, and people die and are resurrected. There is danger, but it is fun.
They have CGI, and it is not good, which is the best thing about it. Who is they? Please stop asking me. It is rather obvious and something I definitely know.
Someone's boyfriend dies and the boyfriend is then resurrected but then gets lost with his boyfriend but then is reincarnated as a girl who would still call herself the someone's boyfriend but then she is replaced by the boyfriend but he's different now. I apologise for any errors that have crept it, but the tardis is blue and not yellow.
Someone named Martha is a doctor, and someone is very proud of her for it.
The eleventh and twelfth doctors like bow ties.
David Tennant wants to be ginger. David Tennant always gets what he wants. Who can refuse David Tennant? David Tennant is then ginger.
A David doctor gets a happy ending.
Someone yelled at Neil Gaiman about this. It was a mistake. He said that since it had already been done, he wouldn't want to give David's character a happy ending in S3, that would be a trifle unoriginal.
A lesson to be learned, Good Omens fandom, just a bit of advice from your son, do not yell at Neil Gaiman, it does not go well. Rumour has it he murdered the people who complained about him always wearing black. Of course, there is the fact that he doesn't exist, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him.
The doctors manifest in the previous doctor's clothes, which is apparently so last season. The tardis also manifests. I don't know where, or how. But it is blue, and not yellow.
I know, there was a lot of lore, so many of you thought I wouldn't be able to gather it all. But look how much research I did! I've got it better than maybe-actress-maybe-character Catherine, I'm sure :"]
Anyway, all the major plot points are covered above, so anyone who hasn't watched Doctor Who, feel free to refer to this and impress your Whovian friends with your knowledge! [not to be judgemental, but what a dreadfully Dr Seuss name, I rather like it]
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expanding on this post except it's where dick, roy, jason, and wally fall in the frat ranking and why (this is just for fun, don't take it too seriously)
DICK
is ranked number one every year until he graduates (duh) because he's a borderline nympho and can't go a single night without getting his dick wet
pledges aspire to be him but he's seriously contemplated attending a sex addicts anonymous meeting because he skipped half his classes last semester to fuck girls on greek row and his grades suffered
has a collection of underwear he steals from girls to keep as trophies and had to change the spot where he keeps them because one of his frat brothers found them and went around the house telling everyone that dick wore women's panties
fucked that guys ex to spite him and got away with it because he's super hot and also the frat president (defintely a legacy pledge too)
has told girls "i love you" and "you're the only one for me" to get in their pants and has either ghosted or messaged them "it's not you, it's me" immediately after leaving their dorm
there are multiple hate posts about him in the gotham university subreddit and all of the upvotes are from girls heâs fucked
ROY
ranked in the lower half of the top 10 but is on a mission to break top 5
gets a lot of play just from being hot but also keeps a list of girls dick rejects so he can be the first to console them and subsequently get in their pants, has "i can make you feel better"ed his way into many hook ups
has a thing for girls with dark hair who play hard to get and has unironically sent to the frat group chat "i need a goth bitch in my life"
scared away multiple girls by wanting to fuck them in the ass and always follows it up with "aw come on??? it was a joke!" even though it's not a joke
came too fast once as a freshman and got nicknamed speedy
is still bitter about it and sometimes sends to the gc "lasted 2 hours, who's speedy now?" and everyone's like "still you."
JASON
isn't ranked at all and not because he doesn't get any play, just because he doesn't kiss and tell
fully thinks the ranking is corny but also takes pride in knowing that if his bodycount was made public he wouldn't be at the absolute bottom
hasn't slept with that many girls but has had so many blowjobs that he's sometimes wondered if his dick will start pruning like wet fingers
felt dumb wondering that so he doubled up on his bio classes the next semester and then hooked up with his ta because she was hot and smart
is like the only guy in the frat that cares about safe sex and has had to let his brothers know on multiple occasions that their junk isn't supposed to be red or itchy, and has had the pleasure of accompanying more than a few of them on trips to the std clinic
never tells anyone that he's dick's adoptive brother, so every time they go home together over break and he decides to text a girl, she always responds with, "you're not gay?"
WALLY
would be ranked low because he's a loser and has zero game/cannot function normally around hot girls and will make a fool of himself 97% of the time but his oral skills cancel it out so he's somewhere in the middle
is one of the first places girls go after breaking up with their shitty bf's because he's sweet and will go down on them for hours without expecting anything in return
once had a conversation with jason where he reffered to his girls as clients and jason said he "made it sound like prostitution"
once had a conversation with jason where he said his jaw was getting tired and he was thinking about charging for his âserviceâ and jason said, "that would be actual prostitution"
has cum too quick on multiple occasions but didn't get a nickname because nobody was surprised
once hooked up with another ginger, and roy had to sit him down to tell him that it was fundamentally wrong and that he was never allowed to do it again or else he'd be kicked out of the frat
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lunch | h.c
summary: you never questioned your sexuality until your bestfriend brittany begs you to come with her to a party where you run into a blue-eyed, shaggy haired girl. you werenât so sure if being into men was even an option anymore. hazel only had one thing on her mind: you looked good enough to eat.
pairing: hazel callahan x fem!reader
contains: mature content & language, friends w/ benefits trope, smut â lots of cunnilingus (r!receiving), public sex, hazel lowkey is falling in love (as are you), readerâs sexuality & body type is never really described so is open to all! :)
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a/n: thank you a MILLION to the anon who requested this. iâve actually never written something so fast đđœ obviously it is inspired by lunch by billie eilish. thank you billie for dropping this gay ass song! <33
âPlease, please, come with me.â
Brittany tugged on your oversized pajama tee as you continuously scribbled across the lined page of your notebook. You were trying to cram in for your English exam this coming up Monday and Brittany was begging for you to come with her to a big house party. You had nearly failed the last one so you were determined to make at least a high C on this next one.
She was standing behind you, letting out exasperated sighs and groans as you continued to stand your ground on staying at your dorm.
âBritt, I seriously canât.â
âBut itâs masquerade themed. Do you know how hot that would be to get with a stranger at a masquerade party?â Brittany groaned as she rested her forehead on yours. âYou need this.â
You sighed when she added that last part. Ever since a jock from the football team led you on and got you trapped in a situationship for four months, Brittany has been persistent on the fact that you needed a fling: someone to help you move on and get ready for the next serious person in your life.
âIs anyone I know going to be there?â You hum as you continue to highlight a few more sections that you would be tested on.
Brittany rested her head on yours and can practically feel her grinning ear to ear.
âPJ, Josie, Stella, Isabel, and Hazel,â Brittany stated.
âHypothetically,â you began and Brittany was squealing already, removing her body from yours to rummage through your closet. âIf I go, will I be too hungover tomorrow to finish my notes for Monday?â
âNope. I promise. I will keep an eye on you the entire time.â Brittany called over her shoulder as she pulled out a corset top that you had rarely worn since moving in. âYouâll be nearly sober.â
It was a deep green satin that made your boobs look amazing. You swore youâve only worn it to a concert and a birthday dinner.
âPut this on with your matching skirt and get on your small heels with the straps, please. I will get ready too.â
Hesitantly setting your notebook and pens aside, you get up from your cushioned seat to get dressed. It took merely a few minutes to put on your matching outfit, putting on your mask that Brittany had purchased for you.
When you were looking at yourself in the mirror, you nodded in content. Brittany was right. It was time to just have some fun, let go.
Maybe youâll meet someone.
You snort and shake your head to yourself.
Yeah, right. Frats were somehow worse than football players. No way were you meeting a guy there.
Within the first few seconds of walking through the door, you had greeted pretty much all of the girls except Stella and Hazel. PJ was the one to tell you that they were probably sticking their tongues down people's throats.
âYou look stunning. This green on you. I canât get enough.â Isabel was the first to gasp over you, spotting her bright eyes and beautiful hair a mile way.
You thanked her repeatedly over the loud music. Brittany stood next to you as she scanned the surrounding area for drinks. You stood next to Josie and Isabel who apologized about your situation with your ex-situationship.
Fuck, you hated that word. You were dating but the situationship made your skin crawl.
âItâs whatever guys, honestly,â you tell them, waving them off.
âMen are pieces of shit, man.â Josie patted your back weirdly before shuffling into her girlfriend's side.
You look between the two of them with a small smile, admiring how adorable they were. Isabel and Josie fit weirdly enough considering how different the two of them were. A tap to your shoulder threw you off guard in the midst of you daydreaming about when you were going to find someone like that.
You turn to face the person, stepping back a little when you donât recognize the masked figure. They were kind of cute. They smiled at you about the open their mouths that is until you heard Josie greet them.
âHi Hazel. Whereâs that girl you were talking to? She was cute.â Isabel calls over your shoulder.
Oh shit. This was Hazel? Scientist bomb-maker Hazel? The more and more you peered into the eye cutout of the mask, you recognized those deep blue eyes of hers.
Has she always been this attractive? Her white button up shirt had the first two buttons left open, exposing the silver chains resting on her neckline. Her chest rising and falling from the drink she just downed.
She looked⊠good.
âShe is in a very committed relationship with her two boyfriends.â Hazel told them, nodding curtly.
âSounds like overkill but good for her, I guess,â PJ commented, eyes widening from behind her own lace mask.
The three of them gave soft âsorryâsâ, smacking their lips before sipping on their drinks. Brittany had come back with her drink and yours, silently sliding it into your own and mouths to you: âSprite and Vodkaâ.
Simple but a favorite.
âWait, why are we saying âsorryâ?â Brittany shouted, shifting her eyes from person to person in the huddle theyâve formed.
Everyone began to explain but you were just staring at Hazel. You had no idea what was going on in your brain but your eyes couldnât pull away from her.
âIâm sorry about that girl,â you finally speak, hoping she hadnât noticed you staring at her like a maniac.
âNo, itâs fine. It was whatever.â Hazel shrugs and she seems legitimately fine.
That wouldâve sent you into a spiral about how good your flirting skills were if it was a guy. You suppose someone who looks like her can easily move on to the next girl.
âYou look⊠great. Really great. I like your, uh, mask.â You compliment her, pointing at the plain black mask on her face.
Why are you being so awkward? Youâve definitely talked to Hazel before. Whatâs so different about this time?
Her smile lines deepened as her eyes followed down from your feet to the lace on your mask. You suddenly felt hot around your neck under her gaze, the sound of the people blurring into the background of the music so that you could only focus on her.
âThank you. You look beautiful. Iâve never seen this before.â Hazel eyed your corset top, taking a sip from her silver solo cup.
You take a long sip from your drink, feeling your mouth running dry.
âUh, yeah. I donât wear it often. I donât go out much.â
âWhat?â Hazel leaned in closer so that her ear was closer to your mouth.
The songs had increased in volume to the point where you could feel it in your chest. You shake your head and lean into her to shout: âDo you want to go somewhere quieter? I donât want to keep shouting all night.â
This Hazel did hear and she nodded, placing one hand on your lower back as she led you through the crowd. You sucked in a deep breath as you looked behind you to see Brittany staring you down with narrowed eyes but she didnât seem upset, more⊠confused.
You wave your hand to show that you were fine before letting Hazel continue to lead your body down a hallway. You did have an oral speech that Monday you had to practice for so going somewhere quieter would just be more beneficial.
Once the two of you had been able to seclude yourselves in one of the fraternity brothers rooms, you let out a sigh of relief.
âIâm kind of starting to regret coming here,â you admit softly as you glance around at the very plain room.
âReally? Why?â Hazel questioned as she lingered near the door, watching you snoop through the strangers' knick-knacks he had on his desk.
âI have shit to study for but Britt begged me to come with her. Parties really arenât that fun when Iâm not drinking as much to distract myself,â you sigh, picking up a trophy of a gold baseball man.
Hazel pressed off of the door to find her place standing next to you. The muffled music rumbled the walls but she couldn't focus on that as much as she was admiring how amazing you looked tonight.
âDistract you from what?â Hazel hums, leaning into your side to peer at the knick-knacks with you.
You try not to tense under the feeling of her warm body pressing up against the side of your back. Why were you suddenly so nervous?
âUh, guy that was a dick and didnât know how to properly express his feelings and said he had to âfocus on himselfâ. Men make me genuinely sick.â You express with a soft huff, plopping down onto the deep blue bed.
âShit, Iâm sorry.â Hazel slowly sat down right next to you.
You shrug your shoulders, turning your head to be face to face with her. Her blue eyes were illuminating from the singular lamp that was turned on in the corner of the room. Your stomach turned at her intense eye contact.
âItâs fine. Not your fault, Hazel.â
âWell, if it makes you feel any better, I donât think you deserve to be treated like that. Someone as beautiful and sweet as you doesnât deserve to be led on by some douchebag guy.â Hazel muttered, leaning in closer to you.
You could feel her warm breath that had a lingering scent of a mix of liquors. Every single fiber in your body craved the taste of her lips. You werenât even sure if you were completely into women but you knew that right here and right now, you wanted Hazel to kiss you.
âThen what do I deserve?â You whisper, eyes flickering down to her pink lips.
âIf you want me to show you, all you can do is ask, pretty girl,â Hazel glances down at your lips as well, her ego shooting through the roof at how very obviously eager you were.
You lick your lips before whispering with a hint of whining: âShow me.â
Hazel pressed her lips onto yours, cupping both sides of your face. You gasped slightly but almost immediately fell into a comfortable rhythm chasing her lips. Your hands ghosted over her neckline, not knowing where to put your hands. You were overthinking it just because Hazel was a girl.
It was so much different compared to kissing a man. Hazelâs hands were so gentle on your face, caressing you in a sensual yet comforting manner. Fuck, you couldnât believe how wet you were just from her kissing you. You crossed your thighs together to try and relieve that feeling but it only grew.
Her tongue swiped over your bottom lip, teasing to get into your mouth. You allowed her tongue in as her thumb caressed the underside of your jaw. The whimper that left your mouth was borderline pornographic.
âLay back for me, pretty girl, okay? Let me make you feel good,â Hazel smirked at the sound of your moans, kissing your jaw and neck a few times.
âYouâre gonnaâŠ?â You pant softly, furrowing your brows.
âWhatever youâll let me do to you. You can say stop whenever, okay?â Hazel hummed as she nosed at your jaw before jerking to the bed.
You nod enthusiastically before scooching up on the bed, kicking off your shoes. Hazel carefully watched you as she lifted her mask to rest on the top of her head. She would need her entire face for what she was planning on doing to you.
You stare at her exposed face, lifting up your own to rest on the top of your head. Hazel smiled at this, admiring how beautiful you are. You always caught her eye but she only really knew you as Brittanyâs roommate.
Now, she was really getting to know you.
She kneeled on the bed, placing her hands on your plush thighs. You watch her carefully push your skirt up your waist, biting your lip anxiously. Hazel leaned down to place a soft kiss onto your inner thighs. They were feather-like, sending shivers down your spine. Her ringed hands grip onto the outer parts of your thighs as she whispers praises unto your skin.
You shut your eyes and tilt your head back as she inched to the crotch area of your underwear. You couldâve worn a pair of a lot sexier ones but you landed on seamless hip-huggers. Her fingers thumbed over the waistband, looking up at you with needy eyes.
âCan I take these off?â
âPlease, Hazel,â you buck your hips involuntarily.
Hazel leaned down to kiss over your pubic bone, looking up at you. You push your flyways out of your face as you watch Hazel tug your underwear down your legs and toss them on the bedside table. You open your legs slowly to expose yourself to her.
âCan you tell me what feels good, pretty girl? Yeah? Can you do that for me?â Hazel hummed as you placed a few more trailing kisses and licks across your thighs.
You merely whine at her words, growing more and more needy as she continues her way up your thighs. She didnât give you any time to process it until her warm tongue swiped over your folds. You sucked in a deep breath, a shuddering moan leaving your lips.
âFuck,â you whisper, admiring the head of shaggy hair in between your legs.
God, her tongue made your squirm like no man ever had. You swore they just licked your thighs and your hip and asked if you came. They could never compare to how amazing Hazel was making you feel. She backed up for a moment to kiss at your clit softly, enjoying the way you were practically dancing on her tongue.
Sweat beads formed at the base of your neck and the crevice of your hips as you rocked against her face. Hazel moaned softly against your wet folds, her tongue fucking into you.
That was only the beginning of it.
After that night, you and Hazel began to just have fun. You didnât dare tell Brittany that you were sleeping with Hazel, one of her dear friends from high school. It wasnât your fault that she gave you mind-blowing, legs pulsating, eyes rolling into the back of your head orgasms.
You assumed Brittany knew that you were seeing someone because well, she found your inner thigh hickies when you went home with her to visit her family's pool. When you came back to campus later that evening, you and Brittany arrived to see a small box sitting in front of your door.
âOh my god is this from your little lover?â Brittany gasped as she kneeled down to pick up the little blue box with a white ribbon bow.
Your eyes widened at the box, furrowed brows at the little tag that read: âFrom, Claireâ. You surprised a cheeky smile as you and Hazel had agreed she would be named âClaireâ when she got you these surprise gifts of your favorite candies, lingerie and dresses she would have you wear to fuck you in.
âClaire? Do I know a âClaireâ?â Brittany hummed to herself as she unlocked the dorm room.
âNope.â
When you both got into the room, you flipped open the note to see: âTomorrow at 6:30. Meet me at my dorm room and Iâll take you somewhere nice, pretty girl.â
You bit your lip as you opened your box when Brittany told you sheâd hop in the shower real quick from being so sun-tanned. You unraveled the ribbon and lifted the lid of the blue box to see a black lingerie set but the panties were crotchless.
That little freak.
But my god, you loved it.
Tomorrow couldnât come faster. Brittany even tried to see who you were texting the night before you went to Hazelâs dorm.
âSo am I ever going to meet your fling or are you just always going to disappear out of nowhere and coming back all smiley and giddy?â Brittany hummed as she typed furiously on her laptop, glancing up at you as she adjusted her blue light glasses.
âHmm, I havenât decided yet. Iâll let you know after this time,â you remarked with a cheeky grin.
âHeâs not like an arms dealer or something right?â Brittany narrowed her eyes.
You snorted and shook your head. Some part of you was also just scared to say out loud that you had fooling around with a woman; let alone a friend of hers.
âNo. I promise at some point, I will tell you, Britt. Iâll be back at around midnight, I hope.â You beamed, leaning over her bed to give her a kiss on the head.
Brittany chuckled at your actions, telling you how much she loved you and to be safe and not get pregnant. You knew that would never happen.
As much as you would pretend to daydream about it.
When you knocked on Hazelâs dorm room door, it swung open almost immediately to reveal Hazel in a deep green button up with a white wife pleaser underneath and a pair of baggy jeans. Her carabiner with her keys as clasped to one of the loops of her jeans.
She shut the door behind her, eyeing you up and down with a smirk. That was the thing about this little friends with benefits situation you had with Hazel; she actually made you feel sexy. She made you feel like the hottest person in the room.
Like she could eat you alive.
âArenât you just the prettiest girl Iâve ever seen, hmm?â One of her hands snaked around the waist of your sundress.
âHaze,â you sheepishly whine, covering your face with one hand.
âYouâre cute. Take the compliment and letâs go, baby.â
Hazel smoothly grabbed your hand that was covering your face into hers, interlocking her fingers with yours. You follow her to her car, getting glances from a few girls that were coming up the stairs that looked like they were studying in the library. Something you should be doing but you were going on a late afternoon date/hookup.
You almost felt guilty. That is until you felt her place a kiss on your forehead when you approached the passengers side of her car. She tugged the door open for you, placing a hand on your lower back.
âWhere are you taking me?â You hum, glancing up at her once you sit down on the passenger's seat.
âItâs a surprise, pretty girl. Itâs only going to take twenty minutes to get there and itâs going to be worth it.â
She bent down to capture your lips into a soft kiss, smiling when you chased her lips when she pulled away. Her thumb traced over your bottom lip for a moment before she shut the door.
You sat in the seat releasing a shaky breath. She was able to get you riled up without fail.
The drive was in fact a lot shorter than you were expecting. Hazelâs palm never left your thigh, giving it squeezes every now and then. It made you more and more aware of the fact that you were wearing crotch less panties.
Hazel pulled into a rather dark field, the only light source being the setting sun. If you squint, you could see a variety of flowers decorating the green of the field.
âWhere are we?â You chuckled, turning to face Hazel.
âIf Iâm going to be honest before my mom decided to go through her mid-life crisis and start sleeping with barely legal men in high school,â Hazel began, which made your eyes widen for a moment, muttering a soft âwhatâ but Hazel continued on. âShe used to take me here to pick flowers to put in the little bay window in our living room. Iâve never forgotten how beautiful it was here. I think you deserve something just like this.â
Your heart soared, leaning into her face. No, you were just having sex while she showered you with gifts and treated you better than any man youâve ever fooled around with. No feelings.
None. Absolutely none.
âYou might want to tone the romance a bit, Hazel. It might ruin your reputation,â you tease, scrunching up your nose.
Hazel tilted her head as her eyes drifted to your lips and back to your eyes.
âI only care about what you think, pretty girl.â Hazel admitted with a gentle kiss to your lips.
No feelings. You kept repeating to yourself internally as you felt the apples of your cheeks heating up.
âWell, I think youâre really sweet. I kind of feel bad that you donât really get much from me.â You frown, reaching for her chain that was resting at the base of her neck. âOr sorry, you wonât let me as much as I try.â
âI already told you. I like doing this for you. Making you feel good and seeing that pretty smile.â
âMmm, okay, so, what are you planning on doing while weâre here?â You raise your eyebrows at her, faux innocence coaxed in your voice.
Hazel seemed to be thrown off guard but when she looked at your smile, she knew you were only messing with her.
âI have a blanket in the back seat.â
âGood because Iâm wearing the present you got me,â you leaned to ghost your lips over hers.
Hazel let out a soft groan as you chuckled to yourself and tugged open the door of your passenger's seat. You look out at the gorgeous sunset then look at Hazel who looks like sheâs trying to calm herself down. She eventually got out, the blanket hooked underneath her arm as she, too, looked out at the sunset.
She grabbed your hand as you marched through the flower field, the petals and grass tickling your legs. Hazel stopped a few feet away from her car to lay down the towel on a flatter patch on the ground. She laid down, looking up at you as she caressed your calf and tugging your leg forward.
You knew what she was asking of you.
âWait, really?â You kneeled down, brushing your flyaways out of your place and looking around.
There were miles of trees and fields and there was probably no chance anyone would catch you guys. Yet there was still a slight fear in your chest that someone was going to catch you sitting on Hazelâs face.
âThereâs no one around for miles, pretty girl,â she sat up right on her forearms, looking at you with nothing but hunger in her eyes.
âOkay, okay, I guess Iâll let you eat me out,â you sigh dramatically before straddling over her face.
Hazel laid back down so that she could push the skirt to your sundress up your plush thighs. She held back her smirk when she saw the lace covering your cunt and the crotchless portion that you promised you were wearing. Hazel didnât hesitate to dive into your folds, teasing your clit slowly. You gasped and felt your knees give out so that you were full sitting on her face.
Your thighs entrapped her cheeks as your hands found her messy head of hair. Your moans freely left your mouth as she hungrily moved her jaw until the muscles ached. Her movements increased in speed as you whined and begged for her to keep going.
âPlease, baby. So good, youâre so good.â You babble as you grinded your wet folds over her lips to her chin, coating her skin with your slick.
Hazelâs hands harshly gripped at your outer thighs as she followed your hip movements, letting her own moans flow out. Her rings made indents into your skin but it stung wonderfully, addictively. Your orgasm came quickly, your back shuddering as your hands were tangled in Hazelâs hair roughly.
You sat up with all your might, panting harshly as you looked down at Hazelâs flushed and wet face.
âYou taste so good. Come here,â Hazel pushed up so she was sitting right up on her bottom, her hand snaking up to cup the back of your neck.
You giggle as you connect your lips, softly moaning into each other's mouths. The taste of your own juices lingered in your mouth as she messily made out with you.
âI could eat you everyday and never get sick of it,â she muttered against your lips, nibbling on your bottom lip.
And you wouldnât hate it if she did.
special thank you to @breezy-sapphic for reading this over <3
#hazel callahan#bottoms movie#hazel callahan x reader#bottoms 2023#sapphic#hazel callahan x you#wlw#hazel callahan smut#hazel callahan x fem reader
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Well! I love nothing more than when a show immediately validates my read of the themes and character dynamics. Thank you, Love Sea!
This show is excellent, and I am really impressed by how seriously it's taking the class and queer politics of this relationship. That shower scene really laid out the power dynamic here: Rak thinks of Mut as an object he can buy, use, and discard as he likes (though that is already starting to shift by the end of this episode). He can't stop throwing money at Mut and assuming that's all it will take to control him: witness him sending money to stake his claim when he got jealous, and asking if Mut is amazed to finally see money. He's a rich prick!
But he's a rich prick who is clearly hurting and needs to heal from something, and Mut can see that. And because he's a good person, he cares. I am dying for more context to understand those trauma flashbacks we saw in this episode, and I continue to be impressed with Mut as a competent professional. My favorite scene in this episode was their discussion over lunch at the dock, where they directly discussed their class disparity and the differences in their perspectives about work. When Mut started talking about how hard it is to stay afloat starting a small business and his neighborhood auntie jumped in to underline that poor people have to be exceptional to have a chance, I wanted to kiss this show on the mouth. Mut has been hustling hard to make a life for himself. Rak, by contrast, pursued a career he thought was fun and that gave him an outlet for his sexuality, as his financial privilege allowed him to do.
Speaking of which, another fantastic scene this episode was when Rak checked in with Mut about whether they could be out in his hometown. He framed it as protecting Mut's reputation, but he was also asking about his own safety as an out gay man on this island. It was a small moment, but those are the touches that make this story feel genuinely queer, and I'm glad to see MAME continuing to level up on this in each successive show.
And speaking of leveling up, can we get a round of applause for Fort and Peat, who have somehow already managed to surpass the heat level of their Love in the Air sex scenes. I hardly knew it was possible to do more, but they have proven me wrong and had my jaw dropping a few times in this episode. I really like that they became sexually involved before any real affection has developed between them and that the sex isn't necessarily the thing building their bond; it's the moments when they connect outside of sex that are engaging their emotions. But in the meantime, they clearly have off the charts chemistry and they are both happy to indulge. Power to them!
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would you like to tell us about your research on virginity?
but also...wdym STIs aren't as scary as we think??? I was told most of them are incurable? I know you can make aids untrasmittable and that they've even succeded in curing it a couple times but that's about it. I would love to be educated about this
yeah, the basic idea with the virginity project was that the whole concept of virginity is pretty bullshit in the context in which it was initially significant, namely cisgender women being penetrated by cisgender men, so as soon as you take it outside of that context by introducing gay and trans sexuality it totally falls apart. I mean, hell, it stops working if you even look at two cishet people doing literally anything OTHER than penis-in-vagina sex. I tripped up so many people initially when I started asking questions like "okay, so you don't think a woman loses her virginity from a man going down on her. so what if it's two women? what's the difference?" and just really getting people to face down their very penis-centered view of the sex, to the result of several people telling me that it kind of made them reevaluate what they actually think of as the first time they had sex. it's also fascinating to either read other people's accounts or discuss firsthand how queer people have either tried to make themselves fit into the binary of virginity - queer man disagreeing over whether or not you have to have penetrative anal sex to lose your virginity or oral sex is sufficient, a fascinating case of a lesbian who felt that have sex with other cis women didn't "count" and asked a cis male friend to have sex with her just so she could feel satisfied that she'd lost her virginity - or abandon it entirely. Hanne Blank's book Virgin was a formative starting point, and it really exploded for me from there.
as for the STIs - hey, bad news! you fell victim to the scare tactics used to make people afraid of sex! almost all sexually transmitted infections are very easy to treat and cure with the right medicine, which is why it's important to get tested regularly and check in with your healthcare provider at the first sign of something amiss. pubic lice, scabies, trichomoniasis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphilis - all of those are pretty easy to get rid of with some help from your doctor and a run to the pharmacy!
the major exceptions are the 4 H's: herpes, HIV, HPV, and hepatitis B.
herpes is with you forever but is an incredibly mild companion to share your body with, considering most people never experience any notable symptoms and those who do can curb the severity with medicine.
it's also worth noting that herpes is so common as to be virtually ubiquitous; the World Health Organization consistently estimates that somewhere around 80% of the world's adult population is carrying herpes simplex virus 1 or herpes simplex virus 2. a great deal of those people don't even get it from having sex, but rather by catching HSV-1 from a parent or other people they come is close contact with as a child.
you're actually thinking of HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) when you mention AIDS becoming untransmittable, but that's still a very good thing! the care available for people with HIV has come incredibly far since AIDS first became known and claimed so many lives, and today it's more than possible for people infected with HIV to live long, healthy lives by taking the proper medication to manage their viral load.
with management, people with HIV will not develop AIDS (which happens when the immune system is sufficiently depleted by HIV) and by consistently taking their medication people with HIV can become undetectable (the viral load in their body is too small to be detected or measured in tests), at which point they are unable to transmit the virus to other people.
HPV (human paillomavirus) comes in many different strains, most of which are absolutely harmless and go away on their own after a couple of months or years of freeloading in your body. I cannot emphasize this enough: HPV is so common that virtually everyone who has sex has, will have, or has had it in their lives, and the vast, VAST majority of those people will never be troubled by it literally at all.
the trouble comes from a few strains of HPV that can cause genital warts, and a few others that can cause cancers in the throat, anus, cervix, vulva, vagina, and penis. while HPV can't be treated, you can reduce your risk of developing cancer by getting the HPV vaccine if you haven't already and, if you have a cervix, getting regular Pap smears to catch early warning signs of cancerous developments.
hepatitis B is a viral infection that targets the liver. in rare cases it can cause chronic health problems that can be very dangerous, but I have to emphasize that's not common. in most adults who get hep B, there will be no symptoms and it will resolve itself in a matter of weeks. the infection is riskiest in children, but at least in America most people have received vaccines against hepatitis B as babies since the 90s.
in conclusion: get your shots, take your medicine, use protection, get tested, and talk to your doctor, but know that if there's one thing humans are good at it's figuring out how to manage STIs. we've been doing it for a long time - most sexually transmitted infections and parasites have been with us since before we we became modern humans - so we're really good at it!
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This Week in BL - Why so much on right now?
Organized, in each category, with ones I'm enjoying most at the top.
NOV 2024 Week 4
Ongoing Series - Thai
Your Sky (Sun iQIYI) ep 1 of 12 - Classic old school Thai BL. Of course I love it. NaĂŻve sunshine freshman vs strict older protective boy (who already likes him but refuses to show it). Is he grumpy or just gay and tired of all of these women? We donât know. We donât care. We just want to see them fake a relationship. And thatâs what weâre getting. I love it. I also love the friendship group, and that the younger brother is in it and he has some of the same magic BL-hottie superpowers as his older brother. Itâs great.
Love Sick 2024 (Sun iQIYI) ep 10 of 15 - Phun actually turns into dangerous babygirl when he is flirting, who knew? (Dangerous Babygirl is a new archetype I have just invented by the way. Yes, I am pleased with myself.) Noh, who is a nice boy, doesnât stand a chance. Neither does Jeed, since this new babygirl superpower gives Phun a damn near perfect âback off bitchâ face.
The arm drape public claiming, it gets me every time. Has done since SOTUS. Nong Mick is hero-level in this version, hands-down my favorite character this time around (and a non-entity last time). I love him so much I canât stand it. I havenât updated my 1:1 comparison yet this week, didnât have time to rewatch 2014, but I will later tonight.  I'm chronicling my experience with 2024 as compared to 2014 here.Â
Kidnap (Fri Gaga) ep 12 end - What an absolutely excellent final episode. Smiley kisses!Â
ConclusionÂ
A cute if patently absurd little show about a stuntman who is somehow convinced to kidnap a rich kid except they fall in love. It takes itself a little more seriously than it deserves for such a silly plot and some crappy stunts and contradictory content, but it was a pleasantly romantic experience all around, and I enjoyed myself. Extra credit for Q in that perfect blue color throughout. No complaints, a solid BL. 8/10Â
The Heart Killers (Weds Gaga) ep 1 of 12 - Jojo directs FirstKhao & JoongDunk in an action romcom about assassin brothers (Khao & Joong) who meet a tattoo artist (First) and a cocky mechanic (Dunk). I'm highly amused that Joong plays the older brother to Khao and that we have a take on the Taming of the ShrewBL. This has all GMMTV's best chemistry in one BL and some fresh concepts that I've only seen tackled in m/m romance novels (check out Amy Lane's Racing for the Sun, thank me later). My only quibble is Jojo, I like his style but his characters can get unreliably messy soâŠ... this gonna be interesting.
Buckle up buttercups I got thoughts:
Frankly, I havenât decided if this is good or so bad and so camp that itâs good? The latter I suspect. Either way, Iâm enjoying it very much, but I had very little doubt that I would. This falls into so many of my wheelhouses. Not just the premise but the casting and the approach and the script. They pretty much knocked it out of the park with the first episode: one night stand + safe sex + linguistic negotiation = Iâm in! During the opening sequence I spent the entire time worried about how many fingerprints Bison was leaving everywhere. And then I realized this show is going to require DEMAND we turn our brains entirely off.
We are in KinnPorshce / The Sign territory people. Take emergency precautions! Do not engage brain meats!
Kiss Me Kate only gay and hitmen? Frankly, it sells itself. The music is extremely stupid though. (Brain, stop it!) I gotta say that FirstKhao are good becauseâŠâŠ FirstKhao. But JoongDunk are absolutely perfectly cast. Like: couldnât be a better pair in these roles. Dunk, in particular, is slaying. I did not have Dunk as Petruchio down on my âbest casting choice of all timeâ BL bingo card, but apparently there he is. Awesome.Â
Fourever You (Thurs YT) ep 8 of 16 - Iâm warming up to the second couple a little bit. I actually donât mind a bully romance the way some do. But this isnât quite hitting the notes that I want from one. Still, I found this week more engaging than last week.Â
Secret Love (? YT?) 1-12 of 81 eps - They dropped 12 eps at once randomly on YT totaling about 20 min. So of course, I watched it. Because I have no self-control and STEPBROTHERS! Adopted into a rich family, boy falls in love with heir. But when he is made the heir instead, everything goes wrong. Now enemies the two boys reunite and sparks! I hate this format but dammit I love this utter dross. Itâs very early Chinese BL feeling but from Thailand. I donât care. Itâs so stupidly great. This is my kind of BL.
Caged Again (Fri Gaga) ep 3 of 10 - There is something sweetly innocent and earnest about this show. It reminds me of Takara and Amagi or even Light On Me but less stiff - this one is quintessentially quirky and casually Thai about it. Itâs interesting that this has an 18+ rating, which means itâs either gonna go very violent or sexy or both. Right now I canât imagine that, it doesnât suit. But Iâm looking forward to seeing where this goes. Junior with his Mean Girl crop top moment is the goddess of the week though. Fierce queen penguin.
Perfect 10 Liners (Sun YT?) ep 4 of 24 - I love the side couple so damn much. How are they so adorable? Still not wild about the mains, and not likely to get there anytime soon. That said, I did like seeing the âsleeping in your boyfriendâs class while he gives you his jacketâ trope drop. We havenât had that one for a really long time. My Engineer maybe?
Every You Every Me (Mon Gaga) ep 7 of 8 - I did find this installment kind of boring. I just donât like actors as main characters. Much as Iâm enjoying this show and I think the actors are doing a good job, I really do wish it was more like what we had been sold on: Connected reborn characters fated to be together over and over again. Not this weird little mishmash of whatever. Iâm now annoyed by a format I was initially charmed by.Â
Jack & Joker (Mon IQIYI) ep 10-11 of 12 - still on hold until it ends or I can cope with the pain. Â I just canât go into darkness right now.
Ongoing Series - Not Thai
Our Youth AKA Miseinen: Mijukuna Oretachi wa Bukiyo ni Shinkochu (Japan Tues Gaga) ep 3 of 11 - SNIFF TEST! But done by Japan so itâs that much better and more kinky. The way H looks at M pretty much defines naked lust. âI got extra beat up so youâd take pity on me and then I admitted it to youâ is so damn warped I canât even with this boy. This feral kid is gonna drive me feral. The power and the control and the execution of this show is just spectacular. I keep thinking about it after its done and telling people IRL about it. (I rarely talk BL IRL.) Itâs classy. I do love it when Japan does classy BL for us.Â
See Your Love (Taiwan Weds Gaga) ep 6 of 13 - so completely and utterly adorable. The learning sign language thing! I loved it so much.
Love is Like a Poison AKA Doku Koi: Doku mo Sugireba Koi to Naru (Japan Tues Netflix?) 10 of 12 eps - Possibly one of the best confessions of the year I have to say. Also a wonderful character growth arc for our lawyer. Exactly as one might hope. The plot twist was slightly predictable but still adds a delicious note of tension to our final episodes.
Blue Canvas of Youthful Days (China Sun iQIYI) eps 7-8 of 12 - You donât want me but you wonât let anybody else have me either. The song of the repressed seme. I did like the irrational jealousy moment and a few other bits, of course the crying kiss. You know I love a crying kiss. Even if itâs a somewhat censored one. But this is also leaning a little bit darker than I want at the moment. This being China, I anticipate the darkness and doom getting worse not better.
Teenager Judge (Vietnam Sat YT) ep 9 of ? - The incredible migrating lip injury continues. Could we please get on with the BL aspect of this show? Iâm getting frustrated as well as slightly bored at this juncture. Pacing darlings. Pacing.
Love in the Air: Koi no Yokan (Japan Sat Gaga) ep 4 of 10 - Still not sure. I think I like this better than the original, but Iâm confused. I did make disgusted scoff noises and say âoh dearâ a couple of times. Which makes me sound like a World War II grandpa (only the housemate's cat noticed), but is also classic me when profoundly disappointed by a piece of media. Thatâs said, the sex scene was pretty good. In the end, I wasnât as frustrated by this version of these characters, but they didnât have as many highs or lows as the original. So first half probably works out about the same in my all-purpose rating system. The true proof in the pudding is going to be couple number 2 tho......
It's airing but......
Winter Is Not The Death of Summer (Weds YT) ?? eps - Criminals who meet in prison fall in love. I did find it on YouTube, but I did not find any English subs for it. The first episode seems to be only six minutes long. It is very pulp. But it is intriguing. So I hope it gets some sort of international or something at some point. for now Iâll put it to the wayside.
Bad Guy My Boss (Thai Sun Gaga) 10 eps - I DNF'd at ep 7, I couldn't make it. I am weak. Life is hard enough right now, this show is making it harder. Itâs not what I want from my entertainment.
Bad to Bed (Taiwan Sat YT) 10 eps - This is a little too low production value even for me + just very very odd. DNF
In Case You Missed it
Love for Loves Sake got some kind of special on 11/9. Not sure what, why, or where. Only the rumor that it...... is. I'll believe it when I see it...... literally. Let me know if you found it.
The Bangkok Podcast covered Marriage Equality in Thailand: More Complex Than it Seems. They missed some of the point and all of the queer perspective. But it's a local lawyer talking about it and how it was implemented, which is quite interesting.
Dominant Yakuza and Wimpy Corporate Slave AKA Ore-sama Yakuza to Hetare Shachiku: Kuni wo Koeta Jingi Naki Dekiai, Japan YT. A 30 min slice of ridiculousness. This mini walked out the back of one of my 1999 yaoi (you know those little shorts they always had along with the main story?) and randomly got cut together by some helpful malcontent, tumbled into my YT feed like a Taiwanese prat fall, and I couldn't be happier.
This is the Cliff's notes of a story that could have been amazing, but I adored it anyway. Basically what it says on the tin: office cutie from Taiwan working in Japan runs across hot AF mafia hit man beating up lesser thugs. Falls instantly in love, turns out so does the yakuza. They end up together for...... reasons? (one is cute and the other is cool?) That's it. It's dumb and I loved it. 7/10 because it really isn't good, but it lives on in a very warped corner of my shriveled old heart.
Next Week Looks Like This:
Still to come:
11/28 Spare Me Your Mercy (Thai Thurs iQIYI) 8 eps on OneD (no word on inter) - Increased rates of deaths in terminal patients has a police captain investigating the palliative care doctor with whom he's fallen in love. Their relationship deepens but the mystery persists, driven by mistrust. Adapted from the novel "Euthanasia" by Sammon (Triage, Manner of Death) stars some old guard BL actors: Tor Thanapob from Hormones as the doctor and (fuck me YES) Jaylerr from Great Men Academy and goddamn Grean Fictions as the captain!
Upcoming BLs for 2024 are listed here. This list is not kept updated, so please leave a comment if you know something new or RP with additions.
THIS WEEKâS BEST MOMENTS
We stan a smitten seme who's too reserved for his own good. Sunshine is gonna have this boy wrapped around his little finger in no time. (Well in 12 eps, but we know what we like!) Your Sky
King behavior.
Dangerous Babygirl behavior.
Both Love Sick 2024.
(last week)
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