#severus snape memes

[headmasterseverussnape]

Very Demure. Very Mindful.

See how I put my newspaper down to speak to others? Very mindful. Very Demure. I don’t do too much while off work. See how I act? Very presentable. A lot of you witches stare at your books, reading while speaking to others, not demure.

[digitkame]

“Dumbledore announcing that, unfortunately, Professor Lockhart would be unable to return next year, owing to the fact that he needed to go away and get his memory back. Quite a few teachers joined in the cheering that greeted this news.”

Yea so this is how I decided it happens🌝

[ebysse]

the headmasters impart wisdom

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Pansy: Professor Snape won't trace this back to us, right?

Y/n: Are you kidding? He traces everything back to us. Professor Snape traces things we haven't even done yet back to us.

[hbpseverus]

i am sooooo normal about him !!!!!

[hpseeker99]

McGonagall: Ok so you hate Potter, now you hate Weasley. How many enemies do you have exactly? Snape, without hesitation: 37 Snape: It was 36, but then my bitch neighbor had a baby

[killlavendr]

Snap if he was the Hogwarts Quidditch commentary

[hogwartsraccoon]

[overlord-of-fantasy]

This is canon

Severus Snape: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

[skelekerrry]

Meme redraw!!

Saw this cat meme and was instantly like "omg it's soooo Sev"

[headmasterseverussnape]

I need some comfort right now-

[aezran]

I just need

[sctumsempra]

androgynous summer snape but make them sleepy!!!

[banana-ge-ge]

Frustrating single mum Remy is back with his two troubled kids and a useless uncle.

It's meme redraw!!! Anon requested de-aged Snack fighting in shorts. YES. You know me so well.

[ravenshavenn]

Snape: I hate everyone, I'd rather spend eternity alone than 10 muinets with any of you

Y/n: Hi

Snape: *deep breath*

Snape: I would die for you

[iamnmbr3]

Bellatrix: Now that the Ministry has fallen, we can set about accomplishing our central goal of-

Voldemort: Finding a way for me to defeat Harry Potter personally in a duel.

Bellatrix: --purifying wizarding bloodlines by--

Draco: Did someone mention Harry Potter?!

Snape: Potter! Everything comes back to him. My whole life would have been different if only-

Bellatrix: Ok is there anyone here NOT obsessed with Harry Potter?

Fenrir Greyback: I'm just here to bite people lol.

Bellatrix: *facepalms* I'm starting to miss Azkaban.