#senator the ram

[wryterofworlds]

SOMEONE please write the Neverafter modern au fanfic where Gerard impulsively becomes a foster parent for Pinocchio and Ylfa after he and Elody “take a break” (it’s not a divorce, he insists, it’s temporary) and because of course he let Elody keep the mansion, he’s not going to make her move out he’s not a monster, he now lives in a little suburban house next to the overly indulgent Timothy Goose, his husband, his son Jack, and his incorrigible cat Pib. Soon after his cousin Rosamund turns up on his doorstep not offering any explanation, but her parents don’t seem to be looking for her and Gerard knows a little too much about parents who don’t look for their children, so she lives there too now and is helping out with Gerard’s strange little foster kids. Ft. Gerard sleeping on the couch every night because of course he gave the master bedroom to Rosamund and Ylfa and Pinocchio share a room with a bunk bed; Timothy helping out where he can, most often in the form of giving way too many cookies; Pinocchio dragging Pib everywhere and trying to use the cat as a scapegoat for half the mischief he gets up to (the other half is things Pib actually did but no one believes a cat would be capable of); the weirdly intense social worker Mr. Wolf; Timothy’s coworkers at the local school Scheherazade and Aesop; and Pinocchio’s ever growing collection of stuffed animals including Senator, cricket, Pinocchicrow and Spinocchio

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

whoever put senator the ram in the major npcs section i love you

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Sometimes I think about Senator the ram and I cry a little and I don't know if that's ever not gonna be the case.

[sideblogdotjpeg]

doodles from episode 8 & 9!

[pansyman]

I will never forget Senator the Ram. My favorite ram.

[zer0thoughtsart]

Finally started watching d20 neverafter and was struck with the idea of Pinocchio getting a senator plushie (then got carried away)

[jew-flexive]

if gerard and elody don't get parent trapped back into a relationship by ylfa, pinocchio, and senator the ram what was neverafter even for

[feelingtheaster99]

Honestly Lou is just as attached to Senator as Pinocchio and that is simultaneously adorable and painful

[let-me-sleep-or-die]

Pinnochio and his patron

Ok so I've had this thought for a while and after episode 7 I really think it could happen. So we all thought Pinnochio might sever ties with his mother at some point and gain a new class or patron, right? ok great, I’ve always wanted this and the second the golden goose entered the picture I wanted it to be her.

I think the golden goose could become Pinnochio’s new patron, the sword becoming his new staff and and and…

senator the ram is his new familiar. I think that it would be very very cool to have Pinnochio have a whole new path of his magic based in truth and the people (and pets) he chose knowing the sword would see how these people truly care for him where his mother did not. these are my thoughts and I really just want this poor child to be happy.

[seacastermanor]

Senator the ram WILL be reunited with Pinocchio during the Neverafter finale ✨🐏💛🙏🕯️

[intrepid-fearos]

Never not thinking about Senator the ram

[figscigfigs]

i miss little miss muffet and senator the ram SO MUCH… why is no one fighting to get them back

[tarzan737]

HE GOT CRICKET I DONT THINK HE EVEN THOUGHT OF SENATOR I AM IN TEARS

[pieces-of-annedrew]

conversation I had Out Loud to my mom & grandparents yesterday:

• I love this goat sticker

• it's Senator!

• wait, Senator is a ram, not a goat

•

• wait, a ram is a male goat

Just googled it, rams are sheep actually.

[shamelesscandycupcake]

The art by @sideblogdotjpeg of Pinocchio seeing the incorporeal Senator just resonates with me on a fundamental level

feel like pure shit just want him back x (senator the ram)

[definitely-not-a-wasp]

Dimension 20 features a sliding scale of pet owners, with Zayn Darkshadow on one end (was actively dying and spent time freeing his rat) and Pinocchio on the other (“die for me, Pinocchi-crow!”)