#season three predictions

[ninjadeathblade]

[gloalnie]

My petition for season 4, includes Colin going down on Pen and…

I soooo need to see this man who is boob driven insanely obsessed with his wife’s attributes, sink his head in that fruit bowl of a cleavege that she has, release her nipples and suck, while she tugs at his thick strands of that beautiful chestnut hair moaning his Christian name like👇🏻

[jonathanarcher]

I believe in immortal scully in the sense that scully doesn’t die. However I also believe in immortal mulder in the sense that every time he dies (and it happens fairly often), he just resurrects. RIP to everyone else but he’s different. presumably because he doesn’t know how to leave scully alone for any extended period of time

[dee-morris]

When Aziraphale Comes Back

Why does everyone assume it's going to be to ask Crowley for help?

It's an ongoing assumption I keep seeing: that Aziraphale will come back to Earth to ask Crowley for help with the Second Coming, and we'll get a big dramatic Moment of will they or won't they? How will Crowley react?

But friends, we already saw that. Aziraphale asked Crowley to come with him in the Final Fifteen, and Crowley said no. And I'm not criticizing Crowley for this, I'm not criticizing either of them, it was just the shit situation they were in, but it's clear to Aziraphale as he's riding in the elevator that he's on his own with this one, and this time for real.

And here's why this bothers me and why I'm bringing it up: people offer this scenario in the context of Crowley punishing Aziraphale for leaving. Will he make Aziraphale beg, will he be cold and cruel to him, and it's not even in the context of bring funny and bitchy, people actually want Aziraphale to be hurt as though he isn't already in the worst pain of his existence.

I think I see where the assumption comes from: the FF feels like a reflection of the Bandstand Scene, and after that scene Aziraphale calls Crowley and Crowley rushes to the bookshop. But Aziraphale didn't call Crowley for help. He called to give him information bc he'd given up on getting anywhere with heaven. Aziraphale had no idea when he called Crowley that he was about to be discorporated and his bookshop set on fire. Crowley ran to him as soon as he was free of Hastur without even trying to call him back first. The calls were made while he was already driving.

So if Aziraphale deliberately seeks out Crowley in season three, I don't think it will be to ask for help. It will be either to give him valuable information or offer his help, possibly both. And Crowley will leap into action without being asked bc that's what Crowley does.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt 0 good omens i make predictions for season 3 after watching three episodes of S1

[WARNING THESE PROPHECIES ARE BY THE GOOD OMENS MASCOT AND KNOWN MESSENGER OF APOLLO AND SO CLEARLY 100% LEGIT STAY IF YOU DARE *OMINOUS TREMBLING*]

First, because I am a messenger of Apollo, I am compelled to write cryptic verse before I explain it to you, so take what the Voice of Delphi speaks to me:

When the anticipated arrives

An embrace is born, the love shall thrive

The angel will repay his demon's kiss

A bird will sing, a child will be missed

Heaven recedes like an evening tide

Led with pen by a wordsmith-guide

The home on earth more holy than above

Pain will strike, the panacea is love.

Now, because we are not in ancient Greece and I am not as cruel as you, I will explain as best as I can. You wanted to know if we will find salvation in season 3. Like Edgar Allan Poe, you asked me, is there, is there balm in Gilead (season 3)? Unlike the raven I will not say nevermore, but here:

We all know Crowley and Aziraphale will get together, but I'd advise you that the smell of angst is in the air. I say this as both prophet and writer, but for the story to end happily and still keep us suckers glued, it will drag Aziraphale and Crowley through the dirt to get there. You will get the happy ending, but at an emotional price that even season 2 did not prepare you for.

The fucking apocalypse plotline is going sneak in again, I smell it like ice on mountain air and fungus in a moist cave. Mostly the fungus metaphor.

Aziraphale will kiss Crowley first in this season. It is only fair.

There will be a hug. An Aziraphale-Crowley hug. Who hugs whom? Delphi has not spoken to me of that in detail, but a wee little nightingale told me it is a possibility they will both fall into the hug and we will know they needed it like they needed breathing and it wasn't planned but it was inevitable. The whole fandom can then sleep again.

I expect at least two more ineffable husbands breakups. But you guys survived season 2 (I haven't yet. If I die, can someone reblog this with 'he told us so!' when season 3 finally comes out?) so I have faith in you, war veterans.

Crowley will know, finally, that he is more than forgiven. He is loved. Aziraphale will know, finally, that the real heaven was the home he found with Crowley. Heaven and god will retreat. It's okay, guys, it'll take time but it will happen.

[ineffablyruined]

If we don't get Aziraphale in a soaking wet dress shirt and Crowley's jaw dropping open, then why even have a Pride & Prejudice theme?

[littlespoonevan]

i actually think it would be Very Interesting if chris is supposed to come back at the end of the first ep in s8 but whatever the opening disaster ends up being prevents eddie from getting to him and eps 2 and 3 are him trying desperately fighting to come home to chris, mirroring the earthquake in s2 and eddie begins 'i'm always gonna fight to come home to my family' and the tsunami wait for me to come home of it all

[charlie-vr]

crowley isn't gonna be dramatic. he's not gonna cry on the floor, no.

he'll shut off.

not shed a single tear, not show any emotion. after all, what happend the last time he did?

[squarecubetesseract]

I had this crazy good omens dream prediction of season 3

So Aziraphale gets stuck in an alternative reality machine and Crowley (and co) had to save him

And the only reason they knew why he left was because he left a little note saying got stuck sorry :(

And then the secret to getting him free was inscribed on a really mixed up box of matzah (think really thin easily breakable crackers) with the evil saving code inscribed on it. And you couldn't break the matzah with the code or he was stuck forever

Also Crowley was part of a pirate crew and they all looked really cool and piratey and they were drinking in a pub style historicalcore shi when they found out

And that was only episodes 1 and 2

[lucimiir]

Oh my god Robert’s reaction to the whole Thomas and Jimmy situation is “if I had screamed bloody murder everytime someone tried to kiss me at Eaton I would have gone hoarse” I FORGOT that and that is INSANE

[synnicall]

Wow! Young Silco is so handsome! Haha, I wonder why this design reminds me of something…

The elusive Highschool hyperfixation:

[galamerapple]

in season 3 crowley will be wearing the princess diana revenge dress the first time he and aziraphale see each other post divorce send post

[soy-koi]

I can totally see the start of s3 being Muriel patting her sad, drunk dad (crowley) whilst Maggie and nina try not to talk about their relationship.

[david-minus-michael]

did some more thinking of fallen aziraphale…

aziraphale would feel so out of place in hell. he’s quite a big name alright - in heaven and in hell. known for consorting with the enemy. but he’s still a good guy. he still believes in the goodness of people, the demons around him don’t. so he’ll feel out of place and the only place he’d be able to go is earth - specifically crowley - which he knows and feels right in.

also i reckon at first crowley will be pissed at aziraphale so he’ll try and distance himself

[dee-morris]

The Greatest of These Is Love

So apparently when Aziraphale and Crowley perform a miracle together it's the celestial equivalent of setting off a nuke when they were trying to build a bottle rocket. Crowley was likely a high level angel in heaven, but that doesn't explain why their power went off the charts completely out of their control and against their wishes. Archangels should have better control than that.

I hypothesize that their combined powers become exponentially greater when they're completely on the same page. It doesn't happen often; they love each other but they don't think the same way and rarely see things the same way. This has been a benefit for both of them; they've learned a lot from each other over the years. But it's only when they're truly connected on multiple levels: emotional, spiritual, etc that they become greater than the sum of their parts.

So in order to thwart the second coming and defeat the Metabitch they're going to have to f-- *gunshots*

[sailorflora]

Idk if I can mentally prepare for this @.@ at least I'm off the day the episodes air 😅 🙃