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imagine hating on me and i'm just in my room like

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no but she was so real for this

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what do you think aziracrow's reaction to 9/11 was

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angel with the flaming sword & the serpent

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if either crowley or aziraphale die i will kill everyone in 5,500 mile radius

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#instructions unclear

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I love that Aziraphale and Crowley are still completely helpless in season 2. They had the box and not once did either of them think to look at the bottom. They try to cast "half a miracle" and set off alarm bells in heaven. All attempts made to make Nina and Maggie fall in love fails pretty miserably. They really are entirely incompetent and I love them for that.

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they should invent gay people that can effectively communicate with each other

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they should invent gay people that can effectively communicate with each other

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I lost control somewhere in the middle

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I lost control somewhere in the middle

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i love how the mona lisa is objectively not that good in todays but it was before so now it's a symbol for art

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I find it really funny that people think that Crowley and Aziraphale have to personally stop Armageddon: Round Two in The Finale and have this really long and involved plot to do so. Armageddon: Round One was stopped in about eight minutes by a quartet of eleven year olds. Crowley and Aziraphale were also there, I suppose...

Crowley and Aziraphale's entire contribution was to roll in out of nowhere with four seconds to spare and be like "You, Antichrist Kid! Your bio-dad is literally The Devil and he's coming soon so think quick!" and then cheer Adam on. They both made it to Tadfield separately on a wing and a prayer at the last possible minute and their role was basically GO TEAM!!! while The Them actually saved the day. Newt did more to stop Armageddon: Round One than Crowley and Aziraphale did.

Yeah, that could be different in The Finale but I'd still wager that it's more likely that Crowley and Aziraphale are more the motivation that inspires the supporting characters to take more direct action than that they're the ones who take out Satan and The Metatron and save the world directly themselves. Their role is inspiring the other characters to see that a different world is possible and supporting them as they do. They've actually done a lot of that work already.

S2 seemed like it was setting up for this a bit. Uriel's refusal to kill Maggie and Nina and support of Gabriel in 2.06 indicates she's on our main characters' sides now. Jim + Team vs. Satan seems likely after the suggestion in S2 that Gabriel is the only one who Satan is afraid of, since they have equal power. And you know who I bet is going be the one who deals some extreme sanctions to The Metatron? Michael. I don't think she's going to take finding out that it's all been a sham very well. Plus? She is the duty officer. 😂

There's going to be plenty of time for Crowley and Aziraphale to reunite because the story really works out in spite of--and kind of because of-- the stuff they've fucked up, not because of the stuff they do particularly well. I think this will be true in The Finale, too:

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nah

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sup

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"rescuing me makes him so happy" theyre gonna kill me with hammers