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Trans Republican makes about as much sense as a Frenchmen being best friends with an Englishmen
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ilya's f/o list
general disclaimer: i've had a running daydream in my head since i was like 12 w a sort-of s/i main character and a very confusing polycule has formed - basically, its can be in either the original universe, my brainplace (Mieldora) or some other AU
in general, i'm good w 'sharing' f/os ^^
my s/is tends to have the same name i'm lazy but maybe i'll change it later idk lmao
the format is: 'f/o name (polycule links)' then 'show || s/i || tag'
Romantic
Daniel Jackson (sometimes x Vala and/or Jonas)
Stargate SG1 || Ilyara Ieuan || love in heiroglyphs
Vala Mal Doran (sometime x Daniel and/or Daniel)
Stargate SG1 || Ilyara Ieuan || chaos incarnate
Jonas Quinn (sometimes x Daniel and/or Vala)
Stargate SG1 || Ilyara Ieuan || cross your fingers
Daisy Johnson (sometimes x Lincoln and/or Robbie)
Agents of Shield || Ilyara Ieuan || from ripples to waves
Lincoln Campbell (sometimes x Daisy and/or Robbie)
Agents of Shield || Ilyara Ieuan || sparks fly
Roberto 'Robbie Reyes (sometimes x Daisy and/or Lincoln)
Agents of Shield || Ilyara Ieuan || hellfire and leather
Leopold Fitz (sometimes x Simmons)
Agents of Shield || Ilyara Ieuan || time stands still
Jemma Simmons (sometimes x Fitz)
Agents of Shield || Ilyara Ieuan || out of this world
Christopher 'Chris' Pike
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds || S'harien Erikson Ilyara || to the moon and back
Matthew 'Matt' Murdock
Daredevil || Ilyara Ieuan || the devil made me do it
Raylan Givens
Justified || Ilyara Ieuan || save a horse
Augustin Jordan
SAS: Rogue Heroes || Ilyara Ieuan || screw the french
Pat Riley
SAS: Rogue Heroes || Ilyara Ieuan || good god hes american
Spencer Reid
Criminal Minds || Ilyara Ieuan || perfect memories
Juan Carlos 'Juice' Ortiz
Sons of Anarchy || Ilyara Ieuan || tech and tires
Roman Godfrey (sometimes x Peter)
Hemlock Grove || Ilyara Ieuan || bloodwitch
Peter Rumancek (sometimes x Roman)
Hemlock Grove || Ilyara Ieuan || witchwolf
Joaquin Torres
MCU || Ilyara Ieuan || winging it
Familial
Linkon - older brother
The 100 || Amara || tag tba
Adam Milligan - half brother
Supernatural || Jack Jones || tag tba
Platonic
tba
Children
Dominique Ieuan - daughter of Ilyara Ieuan (sometimes polywog)
Alya Fitz-Simmons - daughter of Fitz & Simmons (polywog)
Charles Riley Pike & Morgan Owain Pike - twin sons of Christopher Pike and S'harien Erikson Ilyara
Polycule Map
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#yea ik i like alliteration#this is very much still a wip#fo masterlist#love in heiroglyphs#chaos incarnate#cross your fingers#from ripples to waves#sparks fly#hellfire and leather#time stands still#out of this world#to the moon and back#the devil made me do it#save a horse#screw the french#(literally)#good god hes american#perfect memories#tech and tires#bloodwitch#witchwolf#winging it
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Regarding the last 2 posts, French fries were fried in Greece.
-yours truly, Captain
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Ngl I keep thinking about your Ride Kamens comic where the green haired guy is brought back to reality when MC reminds him it's a front and he's all sad after he did all that work. And the only thing coming to mind is how the special name should be "Trois for Moi" to keep in with the French name game and the rhyming. I don't even play this game but I've been thinking about this all week
I. did think of "Trois for Toi" after I posted it. :') but uhhhhh leave Leon alone HE'S DOING HIS BEST OKAY
#art#ride kamens#jokes...en français!#saigo: bien cuit s'il vous plaît#agent: ...excusez-moi#that said trois for moi does work better because it was a very stupid reference to chili's three for me anyway#and i get mixed up between tu and toi so i don't even know if trois for toi like...works#i mean the worse it is the funnier it is i guess but i want to be RIGHT#(though my french is also vache-esque so please forgive me if i screwed something up terribly)
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“Jam you can’t just make the Black family French because you want to” WHO’S going to stop me?? Hm?? Who’s going to stop me?? All those mfs are FRENCH, they were going to go to Beauxbaton even
You can pry French baguette eating ancient house of Black out of my cold dead hands
#French black family#french sirius black#french narcissa black#french all of them#french black brothers#andromeda tonks#andromeda black#bellatrix black#bellatrix lestrange#narcissa malfoy#narcissa black#druella black#walburga black#orion black#oui oui baguette#harry potter#marauders#screw jkr#the most noble and ancient house of black#marauders era#and not marauders era#nobleflower#quillkiller#jegulus#jegulily#wolfstar#tedromeda#moonwater#toujours pur#sirius black
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France is banning the abaya, which is a loose-fitting dress worn by Muslim women (among other groups of women), in public schools. They claim the dress is an affront to French secularism even though it's not even a religious garment – it's a cultural garment that resembles pretty much any loose-fitting modest dress.
I can't possibly spell out for you how discriminatory and backward this is for a "modern, democratic" nation like France. Muslim women deserve more humane treatment and respect than this – being forced to undress more than they're comfortable with.
Photos taken from muslim on Instagram.
#let women wear what they want to wear or not wear#bodily autonomy has left the chat it seems#screw the french government and this gross misappropriation of laïcité#france#islamophobia#muslim#islam#xenophobia#laïcité#french politics#signal boost#french news#emmanuel macron#populism#human rights#bodily autonomy#women's rights#intersectionality#intersectional feminism#muslimah#muslim women#hijab#discrimination#current events#women's issues#feminism#abaya ban#abaya#hijab ban#racism
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Justice on the cover of the new DJ Magazine France
#alright don't know if it's available in kiosks right away now but i lowkey need it#i'm just collecting all the magazines with them on the cover that i can at this point#screw the fact that i can't read them cuz french pffft but damn just look at those pretty 40 yo men#xavier de rosnay#gaspard auge#justice#justice band#hyperdrama
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One of the staff workers in raised spirits DEF thinks dippers at least fucking one of the ciphers ghosts
I'd go so far as to say more than one of the staff members has certain Suspicions, re: Dipper talking to thin air all the time.
#answers#Poltergeist Bill's been keeping it on the down-low#Inasmuch as he's able to#But c'mon. The eerie atmosphere of the place. The way things move around#You could have sworn you put the thing one place and then it turns up in another inconvenient one#The sudden gust of *cold* nearby only to vanish when you startle#Also your boss yelling 'GodDAMNIT Bill' every once in a while#And arguing with thin air with big gestures. Leaving pauses long enough for someone to actually say something back#The latter being *really* hard to fake#I'd say more than a couple people have a hunch the place is actually legit haunted#I don't know about them thinking he's doing Bill - the more salient thing is them knowing there's a ghost at ALL#But Gideon left SUCH a bad taste in everyone's mouth that they're going with Dipper's 'nope totally normal manor' thing#Everyone's on board with 'screw that guy'. Gideon's just that unpleasant#Also regarding Bill's not-quite interactions with the staff#There's theoretically a snippet somewhere of an employee blearily watching someone invisible struggle with the coffee machine#Watching the spluttering electronics for a half-awake moment before nervously scooting a french press over there instead#That person's in Bill's good books now
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I'm enlisting Tumblr for help expanding a playlist of mine on Spotify.
It's called "No English, Just Vibes" and the only rule is...right there in the title. But right now it's a little heavy on like, three artists in particular, and on just a couple languages.
Here's where you come in! Tell me your favorite songs that aren't in English. While I prefer rock, I'm polyjamorous and will take anything into consideration.
Playlist below for anyone who wants the existing vibes to see what we're working with.
(When I queued this, I didn't realize it would be Wrapped day, so honestly this is perfect, please tell me your songs)
#will tag a few of the artists for reach#dadi freyr#stromae#måneksin#hikaru utada#Mexican institute of sound#gogol bordello#eurovision#music#polyjamorous#screw it I'm tagging some of the languages too#italian#french#spanish#langblr#languages#japanese#korean#russian#Icelandic#according to my tag i had more but i don't know which#some were only like one song each#DejaBlonde#Spotify#spotify wrapped#yeah I'm shamelessly tagging it because i didn't realize when i queued this that it was wrapped day
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they need to invent a way for my immune system to give me status reports
#like. hey whats going on in there guys. are you attacking me again or do i have food poisoning#someone get me a line to osmosis jones#this is speaking as someone whose chronic illness (celiac) has Very Specific Known Triggers & only moderate symptoms (for me) but like#i do think the worst part of being sick is not knowing why#like did i screw up again? was i not careful enough? or is this a stomach bug? did i just eat too many french fries?#if i cant identify a possible gluten source how am i supposed to prevent it happening again#and preventing it happening again is important because i would like my intestines to continue functioning long-term please#thats a whole can of body horror worms tbh
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bonjour, comment ca va?
ca va bein, et toi?
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#french#authorities#france#elon musk#fuck jk rowling#anti jk rowling#anti elon musk#fuck elon musk#tw jk rowling#joanne rowling#rowling#jk rowling#anti jkr#fuck jkr#screw jkr#jkr#j.k. rowling#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#bigots#hypocrites#nazisploitation
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grateful i dont have to prod some guy absolutely living his best life selling mid-century gay books about how on earth he learned that twilight men was published first in french (wikipedia page for pre-stonewall gay novels my beloathed)
#ill have to go fix it or smth#idk where in earth the wiki person got that#hommes du crespuscolo 1931 by andre tellier does not exist im 99.9% certain#my mans couldn't even write 3 sentences in french w/o screwing it up#twilight bri
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LE RN IL S'EST FAIT NIQUER SA RACE!
YOUPIIII!
#to non-french people seeing this: RN=FN=nazis#basically the french parliament was dissolved by macron bc they had too much votes in the european elections so we had to reelect it#today was second turn and they only got 130 seats because people voted against them in the circonscriptions with triangulars#they got screwed!#la jeunesse emmerde le front national#Spotify
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thank you for delightfullyintroducing me to alt codes...how do you type ä ö ü ß ?
generally i don't lol. but if i were to need to type them, i would refer to this handy dandy cheat sheet which gives:
ä: alt+132
ö: alt+148
ü: alt+129
ß: alt+225
though i would probably hit on ä and ö pretty easily just by trying the numbers around related letters â and ô. ü is wild though...what is that u-ish letter doing at such an early number...and i wouldn't have a clue where to start looking for ß.
#it would probably be easier to memorize the four-digit alt codes since they seem to be organized in a more comprehensive way#but i learned the three-digit codes in high school and since most of the french ones are right next to each other for the most part it is#pretty convenient. if i were learning today it would probably be most efficient to switch keyboards#but since i already know all the alt codes i need (generally) that seems like wasted effort#except when i don't have access to a 10-key...then i'm screwed. because alt codes only work with the 10-key not the number row#this is a major reason i insist on having a 10-key on every keyboard#except the one for my old tablet. so if you ever see me dropping all the accents it's because i'm on that fucking thing#asks#not anon#typography#orthography#german
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If there’s one style of music that manages to go woefully underrepresented on my page, it’s any variation of hip-hop. Well, that and mainstream modern country, and I guaran-damn-tee you’ll NEVER see any of that shit on my page. So, for the next few weeks I would like to focus specifically on deejays, hip hop and trap music. Let’s begin with something of a solo act that hails from France of all places, Soudiere. This French deejay took me completely by surprise recently with his phonk; that being rap vocals on top of chopped and screwed classic hip hop with some light elements of jazz, funk and experimental pop to create a sound you’ll rarely hear outside of a Memphis, Tennessee dance club circa the 1980’s. Often dark in both lyrics and tone, this style of hip hop centers on double and triple time flows, digital snares and booming sub-bass that accentuates Southern-style east coast American hip hop. It’s curious that a fella from Saint-Dié-des-Vosges, who is as white as the driven snow, would or could formulate beats this intense. But you gotta follow your passions, and Soudiere had been listening to trap music since his late teens until he decided to try and create his own soundscapes in his twenties which are largely samples from resources all over the internet and vocalized by gifted lyricists he has met on Soundcloud over the years. I really couldn’t find much additional information on this talent, other than a scant interview here or there that shed light on him being from cities where the music scene is basically dead, he’s a huge cartoon fan, and he just wants to make you dance. So, do yourself a favor dear listener; crank the volume, smash play, and chill out to a tune you’ll likely come across once in a red moon. This is Trap Scholar from 2018’s Young Pirelli, Vol. 5. More exciting hip-hop next week... with a bit of a refreshing vaporwave twist!
They don’t come more talented and/or underground than this in modern music, folks. Image source: https://twitter.com/youngpirelli?lang=en
#soudiere#trap scholar#young pirelli vol. 5#phonk#southern hip hop#chopped and screwed#funk#rap#trap music#music#music on tumblr#audio video#audio on tumblr#audio#french artist#soloist#memphis hip hop#hip hop
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