The Hallmark Channel's first attempt at an off-holiday film concerns the start of soup season, in which an uptight Campbell's executive who HATES home cooking ends up falling for the owner of a local diner who makes everything from scratch.
“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!”
Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside.
He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude.
“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?”
Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere.
I made this and stuffed mushrooms tonight; those are currently in the oven so I'll reblog later with an update on their glory.
CAESAR DRESSING IF YOU WANT IT!
1 tbsp minced garlic (I used a garlic smasher and crushed 5 cloves, but we like garlic here and 1 tbsp isn't enough)
1 teaspoon anchovy paste (or slightly less than 1 tsp of fish sauce, or leave it out! I'm not a cop)
2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice, from one lemon (I legit just cut a lemon in half and squeezed out all of its juice)
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard (I like the brand Maille)
1 teaspoon Whatsonyershirt sauce (Worcestershire)
1 cup mayonnaise (Whatever you have will work)
½ cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano (I left this out so I can eat it, my roomies can add some to their own salads)
¼ teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
Add the first 5 ingredients to a bowl, whisk em together. Add the rest of the ingredients, do the same. Then you are done and have made your own Caesar dressing and you can put that shit on anything your tastebuds and heart direct you to.