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vahanians · 1 year ago

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guys i actually almost just passed out

#scary as fuck wtf #im ok sitting in the break room w a water #BUT I WASNT EVEN DOING ANYTHING I WAS SITTING AFTER WALKING FROM MY CAR INTO THE BUILDING #my vision was going brown grey and i was like STAY HERE SOLDIER STAY FOCUSED

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comeback-from-the-dead · 1 year ago

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there's nothing worse than seeing people headcanon your favorite character as a "sw*ftie"

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cappyc0rn · 1 month ago

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"Mom. Can I have Murder Drone?" "No. there's Murder Drones at home." Murder Drones at home:

#cappyrambles #murder drones #don't get me started on how they did doll dirty #she's so fucking scary here. wtf?#I'm Khan I'm a terrible dad part got me

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wingedqueenlynx · 1 month ago

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Fuuuuuuck- I woke up at 5:30am due to my feckin YouTube playing and not the gale force winds outside, and it was playing Land of a Million Drums for some reason???? (Banger tune tho) The fuck was I doing when I was smashed??? Now I can't go back to sleep again :/

#lynx's chatting corner #i don't even remember putting on youtube bro wtf???#definitely a lil hungover fuck #that wind tho- that shit sounds scary outside- im staying in bed for the rest of the day man

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raventrigonsdaughter · 4 months ago

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Hmmmm thinking about Agathario wenclair crossover fic happening after wednesday season 1 and canon divergence with the ending of aaa... i have many thoughs

#specially about rio passing as a botanical sciences teacher #and wednesday seeing through her bs because of course the addams would be “family” to death #billy studying on nevermore #agatha and rio being a old on crack and more scary version of wenclair who would still not be together #yoko being head over hils about the new “sucubbi” teacher because of course they would go with that #instead of explaining wtf kinda witch agatha is #agatha taking enid under her wing cause hello ostracized by her own mother for something beyond her control child #who is also conected to a blood moon and has certain questionable at best mood swings and actions now(imagine #under the guidance of someone even worse lmao)#agathario staying with the addams #they adopted billy kinda idc he's agatha's ward or something he's part of the package deal #rio annoying Wednesday about enid #agathario having way too much fun with all the murder mysteries while billy is crying in a corner #anyway wenclair being mirrored by two weird ass entities one of them bei g death herself #nevermore divided into amused beyond repair and terrified beyond compreension about wednesday and the new teacher being so alike #while having no fucking idea what the new teacher even is #like fuck it billy would be besties with enid too #maybe agatha would be for some miracle the new principal #or a history teacher being as old as she is lmao

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darkcomets · 5 months ago

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Kinda crazy how I got into MHA was because of fucking ‘Baby Deku sings 100 digits of pi’

How tf does something like that cause an entire 4 years of obsession. It’s like, its own section in my brain at this point

That’s so stupid

#I always want to cry every time I think about it #Izuku Afton too was a big doorway lmao #This is fucking scary #Wtf #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #still don’t how to tag lol #Every time I think about it I want to throw myself off a building #It’s so embarrassing but I don’t hate it 😭

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ultfreakme · 1 year ago

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Me when the fire in the firebending does fire things and burns people:

#natla #atla la #this is TERRIFYING WHAT THE FUCK #It is genuinely scary seeing Zuko just kicks fire at people and Iroh practically toasting a man alive wtf wtf wtf

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souplovingwerewolf · 2 years ago

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One of my favorite "isn't supposed to be funny but ends up being f*cking hilarious" things is whatever is going on with the Life Of Luxury video thumbnails.

Just... Look

Theres so much happening

#life of luxury #horror #scary #YouTube #horror series #they're just...so bad #the unneeded arrows explaining the most obvious details #the way the one monster is circled in red as if its not the most noticable thing in the entire photo #the way one monster just has a blank arrow pointing to it like oh youre not gonna tell us wtf that is? just want us to acknowledge it?#the long necked ass kid staring from the closet #the terrible editing with the same glowijg white eyes each time #the fucking “SCARED” “OLD” one #these used to scare me when i was a kid tho #and i still like watching them because its always hilarious to see Parker repeatedly make the dumbest decisions possible #luxury dark

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perfectlysunny02 · 10 months ago

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The way I just saw on Twitter "someone should shoot buck so we can get Buddie" followed by "shoot him twice to be sure". Are y'all okay? Genuinely?

#911 twitter #911 twitter is fucking scary bro wtf #evan buckley #buddie #911 #911 abc

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 1 year ago

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ghost!toji x reader ….. hmmmm hm hm hm

#THINKING MANY THOUGHTS #one thing abt me is i fucking LOVE ghosts easily the best supernatural creatures ill forever die on this hill #anyway my idea for it is cliche but im weak for it ok 😔😔#reader can see ghosts obviously. and ghosts need to settle their scores to move on properly #but toji is jaded and cynical and refuses to. he meets reader and is surprised they can see him but also doesnt really give a shit #but reader wants to help ghosts ichigo kurosaki style and ends up persuading toji to let them …#just. putting flowers on mamagumi’s grave… making sure gumi has a proper support system . checking up on shiu. etc etc #and obviously toji grows fond of reader because he hadnt realized how lonely he was #so maybe he asks for one final favor — for them to let him stay by their side for a bit longer ..#im also very much imagining this as a roomate au . toji crashes on your couch and you have to listen to his snoring from the bedroom <3333 #I JUST THINK GHOST!TOJI IS SO GOODDDDD HE’S SO SAD :(((( but also such a prick #also 100% the type to spook anyone who tries to flirt w reader and theyre like ??? wtf was that for. 🤨🤨 he ignores them .#scary dog priviliege except the scary dog is incorporeal <3333 protects you but like . transparently #need to write this someday #i have a lotttt of trouble imagining toji romantically though like that’s my whole father …#IM GONNA TRY THO !!#ari noises ✩

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sualne · 10 months ago

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YES YES AWKWARD SEX HUMOR AS EMOTIONAL INTIMACY MY BELOVED. ITS NOT ABOUT THE SEX WITH THE BODIES ITS ABOUT THE TENDER HUMOR AND UMDERSTAMDING OF THE EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCES. THE ACTUAL SEX IS LESS SEX THAN THE EMOTIONAL SEX OF EXPERIENCING THE MOST AWKWARD INTERCOURSE OF THEIR LIVES

🤣 thanks for the very enthusiastic ask that actually reassures me a lot!! i was worried if the sex wasn't sexy then they was no need to write in the first place.

#maudern ask #ive tried writing sex that is sexy and you can tell idk wtf thats supposed to be. so awkward and lame sex it is.#sometimes a bit scary also cause it's about law trying to fuck his way out of being ace while disabled and insane.#but what he's got going on with sanji is chill.

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insomniacfoxu · 2 months ago

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seems more like to me that y'all WANT Millie to have cheated on Moxxie