#wanda ramblings

[cieric-of-chaos]

Wanda stuck in a gluetrap, I made this instead of studying for national test on Monday

deleting this if no one reacts

[masked-creator]

Been watching FOP: A new wish and I know that Peri’s wand is supposed to be based off his baby rattle. But I can’t help but feel like it’s also a way of showing that he’s repressing his magic.

Because in the original show it was shown that fairies stoped having kids all together because Cosmo was to destructive. And that the Cosma family is related to the Vonstrangles (the most powerful fairy family ever). And to top it all off Peri himself was MADE from a wish, which makes me think that he might have a greater magical capacity then other fairies do. All this put together could make him one of the most powerful fairies in existence.

So I find it kind of interesting that while all the other fairies have regular star wands, Peri’s wand has a more condensed star in a glass bubble.

And I think it’s kinda cool to think about what might happen if he were to lose control of his power. But that’s just my thoughts on it.

[huggingkoalas]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever.

miss girl could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and i’d still ride.

[cubbihue]

What would Peri’s power level be if he didn’t have his inhibitor/stabilizer wand and just went apeshit?

While Cosmo deals with too much magic in his body, Peri suffers from a slightly different issue. Cosmo has the greatest amount of magic in Fairy World. Peri is incapable of regulating his magic.

Peri cannot, not then as a child and not now in the present, control his magic. Without his inhibitor, he can easily destroy an entire realm- just as he nearly destroyed Earth as a baby. This fact has not changed, although it is less plausible today than back then.

Peri's taken extra measures in the present-day to ensure it cannot happen.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

Instability: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[cieric-of-chaos]

No because there are more male character who did worse than Wanda and also some have the same motive as her but y'all treat them like they were innocent Babies and 'misunderstood' "hErO" but when it's about Wanda y'all talk about her like she the worse but your male crybaby whiny genocidal guy did nothing wrong

the way people treat girl characters in fandom joker-ifies me

[nattysgirl]

Oh lord…

[moonxytcn]

Mommy Wanda who watches all day long how her sweet little girl always seems to be putting something in her mouth.

Whether it's the tip of your thumb, lightly nibbling on it, your pen while studying for tests, how it takes you longer than usual to take your silverware out of your mouth at mealtime, and how when you were snuggled up watching movies, you would grab her hand and give her little kisses all over her fingers and take your time with your lips on them, making Wanda lightly rub your lips with her thumb. Pulling you closer Wanda notices how you get more snuggled against her chest, lightly rubbing your head against it and playing with the hem of her shirt.

"aww my little baby wants mommy's tits in her mouth now? huh? It's been a long day, hasn't it, love? Why don't you come over here and finally put your pretty little mouth on my nipples and finally relax, baby girl?"

Wanda says watching the reddish blush take over your cheeks, taking off her shirt and pulling you sideways onto her lap, so that you rest your head on her arms, grabbing her breast and lightly rubbing her nipple over your lips, inducing you to take it. When you finally grab her nipple, nothing can stop the happy and relaxed sigh from both parties, you for finally being able to have your mommy's nipples in your mouth, and Wanda for finally feeling closer than ever to you.

"Here we go, such a good girl little love, that's it, you're doing great."

Feeling you sucking gently on her nipple, Wanda sees you playing with your hands, so she slowly grabs one of your hands and brings it to her free breast, making you play with it instead, feeling you squeeze and lightly pinch her nipple, sometimes kneading it like a kitten.

"So comfy baby, right? Yeah I know, I'm sure it is."

Wanda gently caresses your face, whispering soft promises of love, while you fall asleep, with the background noise of the TV lulling you into a deeper sleep.

[cieric-of-chaos]

i love Wanda Maximoff but not in the way wandastan love her "she's sooooo powerful she could beat ur fav actually 🤓☝️" and not in the way Kevin Feige wants you to know her "she is crazy and can't control her powers🥴🙄" but in a way I see her "she was a kind and soft person who hated conflict and violence but was born in a shitty country and she is (unwillingly) gifted a power bigger than her so she was exploited by everyone....and she wants to be love and accepted until she find someone who is an outcast (vision) like her and then he died and she's lonely again she try to move on but she can't until she had a breakdown and finally her loneliness and Years Mental turmoil finally take a toll on her and she finally breaks"

[cieric-of-chaos]

dressing my cat like this for Halloween

"You open a bag of food at midnight and become a hero. I do it and become the enemy. That doesn't seem fair"

[wndaswife]

bro thinks she’s intimidating when she’s literally this:

[misteria247]

Whenever you take away the fronts and learned behaviors that Timmy displays sometimes, do you ever notice that like Timmy attracts others fairly quickly?

Like when you take away his random bursts of snippiness and cold moments and you see him actually let loose and be himself he makes friends like it's nobody's business. Because Timmy isn't just kind, he's endearing as well.

Sure he's mischievous and sarcastic, but these traits add to him in a way that people can't help but still like him. Like Big Daddy, Wanda's dad. Dude's a mobster who only likes his daughters and doesn't really care for anything else. But he enjoys Timmy quite a bit. Or Mama Cosma who's a bit uppity and overbearing towards Cosmo, shows a soft spot to Timmy and showers him like he's her own grandson.

Or Jorgen who's incredibly serious, however when it comes to Timmy he's more lenient towards him. Even though he wants to tear his hair out half the time. Or the alien prince who immediately grew to adore Timmy and try to be his bestie. And then there's Jimmy from the crossover episodes, who's notorious for being iffy about making friends easily. Yet with Timmy, once their differences are aired out, Jimmy gets comfortable with him and even starts a friendship with him! And fucking Chip Skylark??????? He literally befriended a fucking celebrity??????

Like Timmy Turner is special in a way where he unknowingly befriends so many people without even trying and the ironic thing is because of his home life and the universe being hellbent against him, he has no real idea just how wonderful he really is. Just how many people actually adore and love him.

But Wanda and Cosmo see it. They've always have seen it and it's one of the many reasons they love him.

Timmy Turner is a good kid, and his heart is one of gold despite the world constantly trying to tarnish it with its bullshit. I think it's one of the reasons I love his kid myself.

[fightclubcat]

They're the Cosmo and Wanda colors

Just a random realization

[cieric-of-chaos]

Wanda maximoff deserve a better writing :(

Like give her to me if you don't know how to handle her???

Reblog and put in the tags a character who was ruined by bad writing.

[sketch-twentytwo]

I'm going to get some flack for this but—despite enjoying Fairly Odd Parents: A New Wish quite a lot, I find Timmy Turner was the more compelling protagonist.

Don't get me wrong, Hazel is a fantastic and lovable addition to the show, but I find a lot of her shenanigans aren't as fun or snappy as Timmy's.

I don't really see the reason why Hazel of all people needs fairies. Her brother is off at college but he visits and still clearly loves and cares about her. Her parents get busy from time to time but they're there when it matters and they also love her very much. Her mother is probably the busiest of the two, but she still makes time for her daughter.

The catalyst of the pilot is Hazel running away to see her brother because she wasn't handling the move right away, but very quickly after all this she is able to make friends and maintain an upbeat attitude.

I don't think Hazel needs to be soul crushingly miserable for the show to work, but maybe a spare line here or there about how Fairly World/Da Rules went through a MASSIVE overhaul after a certain, infamous, pink-hatted god-child shook things up could've been nice (Jorgen mentioning that the world has improved since Timmy was a kid, so the qualifications for misery have been loosened?).

It might be the childhood nostalgia talking, but I liked Timmy as a character. He was a ten year old boy who made wacky and wild decisions, whose character only got ruined from the show running too long. If Timmy had gotten the FOP:NW treatment, I think we could've had so much potential for character growth and continuity. (I've made the executive decision not to count seasons 9 and 10 as canon because everything up to that point felt OG!FOP to me).

I see posts saying that Timmy's problems were external while Hazel's are internal, but despite her supposed internal struggles, Hazel is very emotionally mature. Again, I don't think she needs to be MISERABLE and EXTREMELY insecure, but her life pre-fairies doesn't seem that different than her supposed life without. Even without Cosmo and Wanda, I'm sure she would've been able to befriend her classmates, eventually get through to Dev, and find happiness in her life.

I guess my fondness of Timmy is that his fairies were his family. Cosmo and Wanda were like his adopted parents. Poof/Peri was his brother. He had no one else. And I guess I wish I could've gotten a quality ending for him. I need closure! I wanna know how he's doing in FOP:NW. I want to see that he's happy and thriving (and maybe a reunion between him and his family).

Timmy, for all his childishness, selfishness, and pettiness, was a good kid at heart. He was ten years old for crying out loud! Ten year olds tend to be immature lil' kids. I excuse some of his wilder wishes. All he really wanted was acceptance and love and he cared for his Fairy God Parents so, so much. Cosmo and Wanda have a HALL OF TIMMY in their house, for crying out loud!

Hazel is a good protagonist and I'm glad she's in the show, but Timmy holds a special place in my heart. In my heart of hearts, the HALL OF TIMMY still exists somewhere in C+W's house/appartment and he will forever be their son.

[huggingkoalas]

im totally not staring at her exposed back im totally not staring at her exposed back im totally not staring at her exposed back...

don’t ask me the colour of anything in the picure but i swear i’m staring respectfully 🫠

[cieric-of-chaos]

Trying this...

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