#wanda Maximoff

[wandaverse]

mommy knows best…

mommy!wanda when you’ve been a brat all day and even right before bed you keep disobeying her so she’s planning out her punishment for you in her head starting with 20 spanks of your ass then tying your limbs to the bedposts so you’re spread eagle and can’t touch her which she knows you hate then edging and denying you over and over again the entire night until you’re drowning in tears and begging no pleading for her forgiveness then finally she’ll give you a release so numbing you can’t walk the next day WOAH WHO SAID THAT

[mommyslittlebird]

I was watching videos of dogs getting very worried and concerned about their owners in the tub, and I was thinking about hybrid!puppy!reader getting so worked up while Wanda is trying to take a relaxing bath.

You sit on the bathmat and rest your head on the lip of the tub, whining. You hate baths, so you simply can’t wrap your head around why she would be taking one to relax. “Mama? Are you okay in there?”

“Yes, baby. I’m just fine.” She runs her wet hand through your hair and scratches behind your ears.

Her soothing words hold you over for a minute, but, before she knows it, your paws are on the lip of the tub and you’re anxiously nosing at the water. “Mama? Are you gonna drown in there?”

“No, sweet pea. The water is nice and shallow, and I’m sitting up nice and straight. See?” She kisses your head.

“Are you gonna be extra super careful in there, mama?” You ask, carefully monitoring her vitals from the side of the tub.

“I am, baby,” she reassured. “Look at you, sweet puppy. Being your mama’s very own personal lifeguard for bath time.”

You leave the bathroom for just a second to get a plastic toy ball from your crate. You bring it back and drop it into the water in an attempt to make her more comfortable in what you can only imagine must be a difficult time for her.

She chuckles. “Oh, thank you so much, honey. I feel so much better now that I’ve got a little toy to play with. You’re such a smart and helpful puppy.”

When she finally gets out of the tub though, you quickly realize the absolute joy of licking the excess water off of her skin. She giggles and gently shoos you away.

But bathtub skin water quickly makes its way to the top of your list for your favorite flavors of water.

[fandomnerd9602]

Actress!Wanda and Y/N FaceTime with each other…

Wanda: hey detka

Y/N: hey baby

Wanda: did you land safely?

Y/N: yeah I’m pretty sure I did.

Wanda’s eyes go wide…

Wanda: is that our porch?!

Y/N walks in and Wanda runs to them, giggling and jumping into their arms…

Wanda: you’re here!!! I love you!! So much!!!

Y/N kisses her tenderly…

[chaotichouseofmaximoff]

This was them flirting. I just can’t prove it yet.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016) dir. The Russo Brothers

[yelenasdiary]

Little reader au! Reader is 11 and is being bullied at school because she has two moms. One of the kids calls her mom's a slur and she punches them. The school tries to suspend her and mama bears Nat and Wanda come to the rescue defending reader. Maybe ends with an ice cream reward??

Message Sent

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Daughter! Reader, Wanda Maximoff x Daughter! Reader

Summary: You got in trouble at school for standing up for yourself, 

Angst, Comfort

Warnings: Homophobic slur (Fag), Mentions of homophobia, Mentions of Blood | 1.1K

AC: Thank you for sending this, I hope you enjoy! x

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The playground was buzzing with chatter, laughter and the occasional shout of excitement as you ran around playing ‘tag your it’ with your friends. You raced around the playground just like your late uncle, Pietro, would’ve, you were always the hardest one for your friends to tag. But the laughter and big smile soon turned to fear as you saw the schoolyard bullies approaching. 

“Look!” One shouted, pointing at you. “it’s the girl with two moms!” Snickered Bailey, a boy from your class. He was only a few inches taller than you but somehow it always felt like he towered over you. His friends, Drew and Blake, laughed as they stood behind him, pointing at you. Your cheeks flushed with humiliation; the entire playground was now looking at you. 

Feeling confident within himself, Bailey took a few steps closer to you with a teasing grin on his smug face. “Are you going to grow up and be a fag like them?” He teased once more. The feeling of humiliation quickly turned to a surge of anger that you couldn’t contain and in a moment of raw emotion, you stepped forward closer to Bailey and, with a quick motion, your hand in a strong fist, you punched the boy right in the face. 

The playground fell silent as Bailey tumbled back, landing on his backside. Laughter was replaced with gasps of shock, Bailey began to wail when he noticed the blood streaming from his nose. Your heart was pounding as you towered over the school yard bully, the playground around you turned to a blur as you death stared the boy.

“Y/n Romanoff!” A stern voice called, snapping you back to reality. You turned to see your teacher, Miss Smith, with her arms crossed over her chest. “Principal’s office, now!” She added. You sighed heavily knowing just how much trouble you were in as you began to make your way to the large building. “Bailey, come with me, we’ll get you cleaned up and you can tell me what happened” you heard your teacher’s voice behind you.

Lunch time was over, and you were still sitting outside the principal’s office. Miss Smith had not long taken Bailey in to discuss what had happened. Your heart felt heavy as you thought about how much trouble you were in, what would your moms think? 

Before your mind could begin to go deeper into thought, Mr Thompson opened his door. Miss Smith and Bailey walked out without saying a word, Bailey holding a tissue to his nose as he walked by you, sending you a glare. “Y/n, come in” Mr Tompson said in a rather disappointed tone. You pushed yourself up off the chair and walked into his office. Mr Thompson closed the door behind him before taking a seat behind his desk. 

“Y/n, Miss Smith and Bailey told me what happened today during lunch time” he started in a serious tone. “You know that we do not tolerate bullying in this school” he added.

“But…he was bullying me!” You corrected, trying to defend yourself. “He came up to me and made fun of me for having two moms and called them a slur!” You added. Before Mr Thompson could reply, his door swung open and in walked your moms.

“Honey, are you okay?” Nat said in a worry, giving your face a check over, “Mr Thompson said you got into a fight” she added. 

“I’m fine mom, I promise” you said, looking up at her. 

Your mother frowned in confusion, “what happened?” She asked. 

Wanda, gently placing a hand on your shoulder for comfort.

“It was Bailey again” you sighed, “I was just playing with my friends and he came up to me and made fun of me for having two moms and then he asked me if I was going to grow up and be a –“ you paused, not wanting to say the slur that was wrong at you so you looked up at Wanda, letting her read your mind. Wanda turned to Natasha and quietly whispered the slur so you wouldn’t have to say it. 

“So I punched him” you added. 

Your mother, Natasha, turned to Mr Thompson, crossing her arms across her chest, “let’s be clear here. Y/n isn’t the problem. She stood up for herself while this kid has been continuously bullying her!” She said sternly. 

Mr Thompson adjusted his glasses, “I understand your concerns Miss Romanoff, but we do not condone violence in this school. I’m sorry but I have no choice but to suspend Y/n” 

“But you condone homophobia?” Wanda looked at him. 

“Of course, not” he replied, looking up at your mother who stood protectively behind you. “Bullying of any kind is not tolerated here” he added. 

“So, let me get this straight” Natasha cleared her throat, “you’re going to suspend our daughter because she stood up for herself when she was the target of a homophobic slur? But because she hit somebody, this kid gets what? Nothing? A few moments of attention because he got some sense knocked into him?” 

Mr Thompson, taken back by Natasha’s words, “I was not aware of the nature of the situation until Y/n came in here. I was simply told that she had been given Bailey a hard time recently and today when Bailey asked her kindly to stop, she hit him” 

“That’s a lie!” You inserted yourself, “he is always making fun of me! He is always making others laugh at me, it’s not fair!” You snapped, holding bad your tears of frustration.

“If you’re going to suspend her for this, I will make sure everybody knows this school likes to give a pass for homophobic behaviour. Do I make myself clear?” Natasha said in a serious tone. Defeated, Mr Thompson finally relented. “Alright, I won’t suspend her, but I will speak to Bailey and his family. I do apologise for all of this. Y/n, you may go back to class” 

“Actually, we’re going to take her home” Wanda replied, sending a proud glance to Natasha. Your moms always taught you to stand up for yourself, others and what you believed in and today proves that you were taught well. 

As you and your mothers left school, Nat took your hand, “you did the right thing today sweetheart, I’m so proud of you” she smiled softly. 

“But you always said violence was bad” you replied. 

“It is, but, in this case, you used it to send a message and it was big one” your mother explained. 

Wanda smiled softly at you, “how about we go get some ice cream? I think you deserve it” 

Your eyes lit up, “yes please!” You beamed, “can I please get two scoops?” You asked, making your mothers chuckle. 

“I’m sure two scoops is perfect for our brave girl!” Wanda replied. 

“You may have as may scoops as you like, my love” Nat said, taking your backpack from you as you all reached the car. 

“You guys are the best!” You beamed, jumping into the car.

Your mothers smiled at one another, “we love you, darling” Wanda said, before helping you buckle your seatbelt. 

“I love you too!” You replied, sweetly.

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[wandamaximoffsbadgirl]

Mess Maker

Owner!Wanda Maximoff x hybrid!puppy!reader

Summary: Wanda left you alone for ten minutes but she can't stay mad at you.

Word count: 345

Warnings: Hybrid-pet dynamics, fluffy, light discipline, R calls W 'Mama', W calls R Puppy

Authors notes: As I already told @mommyslittlebird I 500% blame them for this!

Wanda had never planned on having a hybrid pet. It wasn’t that she didn’t like them—far from it. She had just never imagined herself as the type to care for one, let alone one with boundless energy like you. But the moment she saw you at the shelter, all bright eyes and a wagging tail, pressing your paw-like hands against the glass with an eager whine, she knew she was taking you home.

And now, months later, she was coming to terms with the fact that her once-quiet home had turned into an endless flurry of excitement, affection, and chaos.

“Puppy,” Wanda sighed, standing in the middle of her living room, hands on her hips as she surveyed the mess you’d made. Pillows knocked off the couch, one of her sweaters in your mouth, and the unmistakable sound of your tail thumping against the floor as you sat there, panting up at her with a guilty-but-not-really expression.

“I just left for ten minutes.”

You whined, dropping the sweater and crawling toward her on all fours, ears perked up in apology. Your tail wagged wildly behind you, and Wanda fought the urge to smile.

“Puppy,” she warned, but her voice had softened. You nudged your head against her thigh, rubbing affectionately against her like a needy little thing.

“Sorry, Mama,” you mumbled, nuzzling her, and Wanda let out a long-suffering sigh.

“How am I supposed to be mad when you do that?” she muttered, finally giving in and running her fingers through your hair, scratching behind your ears. You immediately melted, a pleased whimper leaving your lips as you leaned into her touch.

“Mmm, feels nice,” you hummed, practically pressing your entire body against her.

“You’re impossible,” Wanda murmured, but her hands never stopped petting you. Your golden retriever energy was relentless, but she wouldn’t trade you for the world.

“Love you, Mama,” you sighed happily, tail still wagging.

Wanda shook her head fondly, finally guiding you toward the couch and pulling you into her lap. “Yeah, yeah. You’re lucky I love my little puppy too.”

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

What if I said Wanda Maximoff gaslighting you and then cooing at you while you’re confused and questioning your sanity that you’re just her dumb little slut, what then?

“Baby I told you to wear the black dress tonight”

You furrow your brow, “No, you didn’t?”

Wanda’s eyes narrow and she leans forward to grip your thigh. “Yes I did, are you questioning me?”

“No of course not, but we haven’t seen each other all day until right now and you never told me- look I’ll even pull up our texts-“

“No need for that,” Wanda grabs your phone, placing it face down on the table. “Haven’t you learned anything? I gave you instructions, and you refused to follow them. So what happens now, baby?”

You blink, your head fuzzy from Wanda’s condescending tone, her words somehow sharp and sultry at the same time. “But, you never-“

“Stop talking back and answer the question.” Wanda’s fingers dig into your skin, creeping up your thigh slightly. It makes your head spin.

“I’m sorry,” you mumble, glancing at your phone before locking your eyes on hers.

“Answer my question, sweetheart. Unless you’re too dumb and fuzzy to do that, too?”

You feel your face flush, “Now I’m going to get punished because I didn’t follow your instructions”

“That’s right,” Wanda sits back with a smirk. “You’re just my dumb little slut, aren’t you? But that’s okay. That’s why I’m here to take care of you and teach you.”

—-

I NEED THIS, where is my condescending older woman who loves to confuse me and get me all fuzzy so I’m easier to manipulate 💳💥

[tobeawriter98]

Jealous Wanda 🥰 Hmmm I have so many plans for her in my The Boss' Sugar Baby fanfic! Check it out on my Wattpad at ToBeAWriter98

I low-key love jealous!Wanda

[hurtspideyparker]

Marvel characters as cat memes:

[buckysmischief]

no strings attached - 8.5

Bucky Barnes x f!reader ????

AN: this is a Yelena pov chapter, I hope y'all enjoy it 💕

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[mommyslittlebird]

the puppy one is so cuuuuute please do more of it if you would!!! my mind is filled with wanda coming home to pup!reader who gets all excited about mama coming home, who gets jealous just smelling the hint of another pup on wanda 😭😭

(I love this! Let me know if you have any more puppy prompts!)

Part 2 of this

“Mama! Mama!” You run to the front door jumping up and down in front of her. “Mama you’re home!”

“Carefully, little puppy,” she laughs. “You’re gonna hurt yourself if you keep noodling around like that.” She picks you up and kisses your head several times until you wiggle out of her arms in favor of running in circles around her.

“Mama I misseded you so much today!” You say excitedly.

“You did?” She asks, squatting in an attempt to calm you down. “Were you a good puppy while mama was gone?”

You nod excitedly. “I-I ated breakfast. And then I playeded in the yard. And there was so many bunnies and I didn’t kill any of them! Just like you taughted me mama!”

Wanda chuckles, glad to see you were making use of your new puppy door and not leaving her any dead rabbits. She picks you up, pulling you into a tight hug and gently scratching behind your ears. She carries you to the couch, sitting down with you in her lap. You melt into her arms… until you catch a whiff of something on her clothes. It was faint but unmistakable. Another dog.

You frantically pull away and sniff down the rest of her clothes. You sit back on your haunches, your bottom lip quivering as you confirmed the source of the smell.

“Aww, baby what’s wrong? Talk to mama,” she soothes, cupping your chin and giving it a little scratch.

“You played with another puppy today?” you squeak, nearing tears.

She makes a face of realization. “I was over at Tasha’s today with Bowie. You’ve met Bowie, remember baby?”

You do remember Bowie, Natasha’s German Shepherd hybrid. They were a retired army dog. Very big. Very strong. Very well behaved. You nod, curling up sadly in her lap. “Do you love them more than me, mama?”

“No, sweet pea,” she soothes, holding your face in her hands. “You’re my favorite puppy in the whole world, remember? Mama doesn’t love any other puppies as much as she loves you.”

“Are you sure?” You ask, rubbing your head against her chest.

“I’m positive, baby. You’re mama’s favorite puppy,” she reassures.

She laughs as you start to walk back and forth over her lap, pressing your entire body into hers. You rub your face and ears everywhere, on her shirt, in her lap, on her neck, on her arms. You flop awkwardly as you attempt to crawl over her lap with your head dragging against her thighs. “What are you doing baby?”

“Making sure all the other puppies know that you already have a puppy at home so they don’t try and come home with you,” you reply.

Wanda sighes in acquisition. If you needed to mark her to feel better, she would let you. “Okay, honey. Just no tinkling on mama.”

“Not even a tiny bit?”

“Absolutely not.”

[xia0ming56]

"I'm opening a portal"

"YOUR POWAS R MINE"

"BY THE EYE OF AGAMOTTO"

"PYOOOOOOOR CHAOOOOOS"

Enemy team:😱😱😱😱💀💀💀💀

[selfcestmovies]

feels like a wandanat type of day

[wandaslittleweirdo]

lizzie in this movie is giving me the most obnoxious erection and I don’t even have a dick

[wandasgirl69]

LORD HELP ME IM ABOUT TO BUSTTTT