#scar incorrect quotes

[thestarwarslesbian]

Scalpel : someone pass me a cigarette.

Thorn: we don’t smoke. Scalpel: One in every five people smoke. One *points at Thorn* Two *points at Thire* Three *points at stone* Four *points at Scar* Five *points at Fox.* When I open my eyes there better be a cigarette between my fingers. Fox: *Places Cigarette in hand.* Scalpel: Thank you. Light me. Everyone: *Holds lighter to cigarette*

[hotguy-official]

Hotguy: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god.

[clericxhood777]

Clark: *Out of curiosity* How did all four of you even become Robin

Dick: My parents died in the circus

Jason: I stole Bruce's tyres off of the batmobile

Tim: I stalked him

Damian: I'm his only biological son and there's no refund button

[percabethconvos]

Piper: How many scars do you have Annabeth?

Annabeth: I'm not sure, I've never really kept track

Percy: Thirty two

Piper:

Annabeth:

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Are you SURE you still want to keep the spear, even AFTER Lute used it to stab you through the hand???"

Vaggie: (hugging spear) "Totally not the spear's fault, babe."

Charlie: "You're still cleaning your own blood off it!!"

Vaggie: "That's how you know it's a good spear. It did really good at the stabbing."

Charlie: "The stabbing of you, Vaggie. The one it stabbed? YOU!"

Vaggie: "And look, see- it left a nice neat hole, no tearing or ripping, hardly even any bruising. Know what that means, sweetie?"

Charlie: "Matching emotional and physical scarring?"

Vaggie: "It means I'm keeping it."

Charlie: "Fine! FINE!!!" (sigh) "Fine..."

Vaggie: "I'll stop checking how perfect the blade fits in my new hand hole though, if you want."

Charlie: "Thank you."

-later that night in bed-

Vaggie: (asleep)

Charlie: "...." (leans up to glare over vaggie at the spear propped up against vaggie's night stand) (whisper hissing)

Charlie: "You hurt her again and I BREAK you, okay!? I don't care WHAT you're made of- you'll be scrap metal by the time I'm finished. Slag, you got that? Ore goo! Unidentifiable metal mush! I love her and I've got the power of creation AND hellfire on my side. YOU are dispensable- to me anyway- SHE is NOT. Comprehende!?"

The Spear: (is a spear)

Charlie: "Good. Glad we had this chat."

Charlie: (snuggles back down with gf muttering about melting temperatures)

[achromatophoric]

Wenclairtober 2024, Day 21 - Jealousy

Bianca: Hey Div, did you hear?

Divina: Hear what?

Bianca: Someone leaked Tyler’s medical records online.

Divina: Whoa. The stuff from after he got caught?

Bianca: Yup. Pics and everything.

Divina: Geeze. I hope Enid and Wednesday don’t see them. That could be triggering after everything that—

Enid: I SAID NO!!

Students stumble out of the way as Enid stomps in from around a corner, followed closely by a petulant Wednesday.

Wednesday: But why? Am I somehow unworthy?You already blessed that detestable cretin with them!

Enid: That’s only because I was trying to stop him from killing you!

Wednesday: Oh? So must I attempt to murder one of your friends first? Perhaps Yoko then?

Enid: No! That’s not what I—arrgh! Just DROP it!

Wednesday: I will not desist. Not until you make of my flesh a canvas for your sublime craft.

With a frustrated cry, Enid stops and spins to face her girlfriend. Wednesday freezes, eyeing Enid’s now-extended claws.

Enid: *thick sarcasm* Oh is that all? How about I take an eye, too? Just like—POP one with a claw?

Wednesday: *breathless* Would you?

Enid: OF COURSE NOT!

Wednesday: Oh.

Wednesday: *sulks* You are cruel to tease something so delightful.

Enid: 😧

Enid palms her face with both hands and SCREAMS. Without another word she spins back around and stomps away, tailed doggedly her envious girlfriend.

Wednesday: Enid, please! I would even be satisfied with a small masterpiece. Perhaps my lower back?

Wednesday: *growing distant* You could even miss the liver! Enid? Did you hear me? Enid?? Why are we running? How about—

Divina: 🫢

Divina: Huh. I guess they weren’t that traumatized.

Bianca: 😑

[wolfienation]

Nicky: can i have ice-cream?

Rio: what did your mom say?

Nicky: she said no

Rio: then why are you asking me?

Nicky: she's not the boss of you

Rio, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Apollo: Hey, the sea is very restless today. You think your dad is okay?

Percy: Hard to say… apparently he’s reliving some trauma…

Apollo: Kronos?

Percy: No, he listened to the Vengeance Saga

Apollo: Ah! Yeah, that would do it

Poseidon, in the distance: I DID’T MEAN FOR THINGS TO GO THAT FAR!!!

Percy:… maybe I should go to him

Apollo: Yeah, he could probably use some of your comforting presence

[dragonflavoredcake]

Gem: You gave a dyslexic man a word puzzle for his birthday?!

Grian, panicking: It was supposed to say "We're all going to Disneyland!" But now he's stuck and it just says—

Scar, crying: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

[thestarwarslesbian]

Post order 66 with Scar

time for some hurt my dear Ness (@starrrgazingbunny)! Inspired by @vodika-vibes Incorrect quote about dusk Post order 66!

background info: The guards chips have been decaying quickly over the years over how much Palpatine actives them that they don’t work for order 66 and are fearing the worst about the people they love.

—/—/—/—

Fox, meeting Cody when he gets back to coruscant: Where is Obi-wan? Cody: We killed the traitor. Scar, collapses into Fox’s arms: No! No. Please. How could you?! Please, don’t let it be true. Fox, hugging Scar as Cody left: *Glares* Fox, whispering of Scars ear: Come on. We have to get to aldrean. -In the palace of Aldrean- Breha: So your chips don’t work? Fox, sat on her lap: Yes ma’am. Scar: Exesue me? But is there a planet you could recomend me? It's just my boyfriend was killed during order 66 and I want to go live somewhere where I can grieve. Bail: Of course try Tattoine. *Hands him a piece of paper* Here are some cordenates. -The cordenates on Tattoine- Scar: Great a cave. Hello is anyone there? Obi-Wan: You must be the clone Bail - Obi-wan: Scar: Obi-wan: Scar Sacr, hugging obi-wan: Your alive.

[jeena-says-hi]

*playing twister*

Mumbo: Right hand red.

Grian: *ends up on top of Scar*

Grian: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Mumbo: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

Arthur: Can you pass the salt?

Morgana: Can you pass away?

Arthur: Too much salt.

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Mei: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down. Scar: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon? Mei: I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

[achromatophoric]

Enid: Babe, I love you to bits, but I am NOT interested.

Wednesday: Truly? Not even three small ones upon your left cheek?

Enid: *glares* You mean where Tyler clawed me.

Wednesday: Ah— is that where? I didn’t realize.

Enid: 🤨

Enid: Willa, does my werewolf healing disappoint you?

Wednesday: What? I am offended that you would even suggest such an absurd—

Enid: 😡

Wednesday: Ah, what I mean to say is— I may have postulated that perhaps scars would be absolutely breathtaking upon your peerless visage.

Enid: 😩

Enid: Lemme get this straight. You think scars are sexy.

Wednesday: Yes…?

Enid: 😑

Enid: Why stop at just three? Better yet, how about I spend like three hours making myself up like freaking Two-Face?

Wednesday: You would do that for me?

Enid: That was sarcasm!

Wednesday: Oh.

Wednesday: *pouts*

Wednesday: 🥺

Enid: Ugh. Fine! Maybe for Halloween, but NOT for kinky time.

Wednesday: 🥹

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Scrooge: I’m alive!

Goldie, punching Scrooge repeatedly on the arm: I am going to kill you!

[colliewolfdraws]

A text conversation that keeps appearing on my dash that just kinda has to be them (og messages under cut)