#scarring vaggie is way waaaaay past that limit probably
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a-dauntless-daffodil · 6 months ago
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Charlie: "Are you SURE you still want to keep the spear, even AFTER Lute used it to stab you through the hand???"
Vaggie: (hugging spear) "Totally not the spear's fault, babe."
Charlie: "You're still cleaning your own blood off it!!"
Vaggie: "That's how you know it's a good spear. It did really good at the stabbing."
Charlie: "The stabbing of you, Vaggie. The one it stabbed? YOU!"
Vaggie: "And look, see- it left a nice neat hole, no tearing or ripping, hardly even any bruising. Know what that means, sweetie?"
Charlie: "Matching emotional and physical scarring?"
Vaggie: "It means I'm keeping it."
Charlie: "Fine! FINE!!!" (sigh) "Fine..."
Vaggie: "I'll stop checking how perfect the blade fits in my new hand hole though, if you want."
Charlie: "Thank you."
-later that night in bed-
Vaggie: (asleep)
Charlie: "...." (leans up to glare over vaggie at the spear propped up against vaggie's night stand) (whisper hissing)
Charlie: "You hurt her again and I BREAK you, okay!? I don't care WHAT you're made of- you'll be scrap metal by the time I'm finished. Slag, you got that? Ore goo! Unidentifiable metal mush! I love her and I've got the power of creation AND hellfire on my side. YOU are dispensable- to me anyway- SHE is NOT. Comprehende!?"
The Spear: (is a spear)
Charlie: "Good. Glad we had this chat."
Charlie: (snuggles back down with gf muttering about melting temperatures)
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