#desert duo Incorrect Quotes

[jeena-says-hi]

Scar: I’d fight anyone for you, Grian

Grian: Even me?

Scar: To the death

[thebadb0ys]

The entirety of double life seems to be

Grian: SCAR NO

Scar: SCAR YES

[silverdreamscape]

Scar: Thank you for inviting me to G's wedding today, Mumbo.

Mumbo: Yeah no problem, man

Scar: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Grian marrying?

Mumbo: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Grian!

Scar: Wait, what?

Pearl: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Bdubs: For a week!

Gem: Here’s some money, make it two!

Grian, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

[ladidatt]

The bamboozlers building their bed on the bamlands.

Jimmy: "Scar, don't you think that's big enough?"

Scar: "I think it needs to be a lot bigger than this."

Lizzie: "I didn't know you slept all spread out like that?"

Scar: "Oh no! Grian's wings just take up a lot of space."

Lizzie and Jimmy: "WHAT!?"

Scar: "what?"

[imgoingtorunyouover]

i am so sorry for the 3 consecutive pings @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11

[dragonflavoredcake]

Iskall: This is my best friend Stressmonster, she's annoying but still brings me joy and laughter every single day

Joe: This is my best friend Cleo, they're really smart and chill and I love streaming and doing crafts with her

Grian: This is my best friend Scar, who keeps trying to eat plastic

[motherofplatypus]

Grian, doing the idiot sandwich meme to Scar: "What are you?"

Scar: "Horny."

[whatidkwhatimsupposedtowriye]

[watarfallar]

Have Some Incorrect Quotes

Scar: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Grian: That's great, Scar. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Grian: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Scar: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Grian: I said within reason, Scar. How about I murder that guy? Scar: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Grian: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Grian: Did it hurt when you fell- Scar: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Grian: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Scar: ... Grian: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Grian: So you like cats? Scar: Yeah. Grian: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Grian: What are you in the mood for? Scar: World domination. Grian: That's a bit ambitious. Scar: You are my world. Grian: Aww... Scar: Grian: Scar: Grian: OH.

Grian: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Scar: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Grian: Holy moly-

Grian: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Scar: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Grian, already taking off their clothes: God, Scar, you’re so fucking stupid.

Grian: *seductively takes off glasses* Grian: Wow... Scar: *blushes* Haha... what? Grian: You're really fucking blurry.

Grian: I’m in love with you. Scar: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Grian: I know. Scar: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Grian: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Scar: I wrote you a poem. Grian, already crying:You did?

Scar: Relationships should be 50/50. Grian cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[imhereforthecomics]

Grian: I love you.

Scar, not paying attention: What was that?

Grian: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

[jeena-says-hi]

Scar: what other mob could I try to ride?

Grian: Hey guys

[lifeseriesincorrectquotes]

Tango: Why is Grian crying on the floor? 

Skizz: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. 

Tango: And? 

Skizz: He got Scar.

[silverdreamscape]

Grian: Are we still on for tomorrow?

Scar: You mean for our wedding?

Grian: I’m just making sure.

[violent-backed-starling]

Scar: *on the phone* Hey Grian, do you know my blood type? Grian: Of course, it's B-. Scar: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

[jadienjaystoriesandart]

Scar: Well hello there.

Grian: Oh you’re handsome.

Scar: Why thank you, care to buy something?

Grian: Ew you’re a capitalist.

[dragonflavoredcake]

Grian: Pearl, can I ask you a stupid question? Pearl, suspicious: Yes . . . Grian: How do bra measurements work? Pearl: Pearl, laughing: What on earth, Grian, what are you up to?! Grian: Scar's birthday is next Monday and I want to get him a bikini as a gag gift. Pearl: Pearl: That's amazing, count me in