Real things overheard from the Jackson-Papadopoulos household. Ao3: EqHpMickiz15
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Percy: So, now once I’ve voted I guess there’s not much I can do other than sit back and watch what happens… ‘Pollo, you wanna watch the election vigil with me?
Apollo: I’m already watching the Swedes’ election vigil on SVT
Percy: Why are you watching a foreign country’s vigil of the US election?
Apollo: I need Fouad Youcefi and his Screen to explain to me what the fuck is going on in this country
#percy jackson#perpollo#pjo hoo toa#pjo apollo#incorrect quotes#Fouad Youcefi#Fouad Youcefi and his Screen
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Fouad Youcefi is back with his Screen, that gives me some sense of security at least…
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Percy: We’re dog sitting a neighbor’s Samoyed dog this week and-
Apollo, in the living room with the dog: You have a smooth brain💕
No ridges or lumps
Or valleys or bumps
All ideas slide right off
Like a water slide🥰
✨Smooooth brain✨
Percy: We might just end up adopting a Samoyed dog of our own😅
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Apollo: Hey, the sea is very restless today. You think your dad is okay?
Percy: Hard to say… apparently he’s reliving some trauma…
Apollo: Kronos?
Percy: No, he listened to the Vengeance Saga
Apollo: Ah! Yeah, that would do it
Poseidon, in the distance: I DID’T MEAN FOR THINGS TO GO THAT FAR!!!
Percy:… maybe I should go to him
Apollo: Yeah, he could probably use some of your comforting presence
#getting stabbed repeatedly by your own weapon by a monster of your own creation leaves some scars#percy jackson#perpollo#pjo hoo toa#pjo apollo#pjo poseidon#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#incorrect quotes
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Apollo: Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday?
Artemis: You’re not obligated to visit your relatives
Hermes: You’re not obligated to get gifts for anyone
Lucy: People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween!
Percy: It’s the only day where it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a shark
Apollo, revealing all the matching shark onesies he got for them: CORRECT!!!!! 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈
#percy jackson#perpollo#pjo apollo#pjo artemis#pjo hermes#pjo hoo toa#perpollo child#incorrect quotes#shark onesie
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Percy: ‘Pollo! We have an emergency!
Apollo: I know, this candy bowl doesn’t have nearly enough candy for Halloween… our house is gonna get egged
Percy: … Well, that’s a problem too, but that’s not what I was talking about, the booping function on Tumblr is back!
Apollo: What?! Why wasn’t I told about this?! I gotta boop you!
Percy: I gotta boop you!
Lucy, in the shadows: It’s boop time😳
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Percy: Well, everything is edible at least once!
Apollo: Whatever it is that you’re about to put in your mouth, STOP IT, right now!
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I especially love how his pointy little ears move!🥰🤩😍
I finally finished this thing😭😭 After two months, an artistic block and restarting the project like three times I finally finished it✨️
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Apollo: But you’re really funny, I like your humor!
Percy: It’s mostly accidental, though. I usually am just sharing genuine observations about stuff and the people around me perceives it as me being funny.
Apollo: *pff*😆
Percy: Yeah, exactly like that
#percy jackson#perpollo#pjo apollo#adhd things#this is literally the story of my life#pjo hoo toa#incorrect quotes
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“Channeling your inner Galatea”
Aphrodite is sick and tired of the pining, Apollo is constantly kissing statues, so she’ll make her favorite couple a reality
Percy has no idea how he ended up inside a stone, he just recently went to sleep, but oh well, demigod dreams are weird like that.
Wait…he sees light…and feels something warm on his lips….
Part two of this bad boy
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I think it’d actually be funny if he was still level. 1 because Athena knows how to play him like a fiddle.
TTGEpic!Apollo: You all know of my love for fairest Perse! And after one too many slights, I could care less if Ody now stays gone!
TTGEpic!Athena: But despite his many wrongs, fact remains he has his kids! Don’t Arimneste deserve to have her father back after 20 lonely years?
TTGEpic!Apollo: S’pose that’s true, release him👺
In TTG, God Games from Epic is gonna have a different Apollo verse
OgEpic!Apollo: Ody's in the wrong cuz he killed sirens and now there are less sirens to sing
OgEpic!Athena: yeah but bc of that they're gonna be more careful so the sirens will live longer
OgEpic!Apollo: ok release him
TTGEpic!Apollo: *takes a deep breath* ODYSSEUS-
How is TTGEpic!Athena gonna convince him?
I fear Apollo wouldn’t be level one in TTGEPIC 😬 AT LEAST he’d be level 4. But I guess Athena would be forced to drop Arimneste (Perse’s daughter, whose name I just picked) fatherless card 🤷🏻♀️
Athena: WILL YOU REALLY MAKE HER LIVE THE REST OF HER LIFE WITHOUT HER FATHER??? DO YOU HATE ARIMNESTE, APOLLO???
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Apollo is a patron of children! He loves kids! He’s head over heels for Percy, and seeing her mothering all the kids flocking around her would be the moment he goes from a crush to full blown irreversible infatuation!
Percy and Apollo's foreplay is him being a good father. Helping his kids with their archery? Panties dropped, picking up their sons from school? She's panting, remembering about their ever changing toddlers' preferences? She wants more kids
The same can be said about him! The first time he saw Percy mothering someone (doesn't even need to be his kids, but points if it is) something inside him shifted.
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Satyrs being creeps towards Apollo gets flayed by Apollo… But no one dares ask him what he does to satyrs being creeps towards Perse… ☠️
Knowing Apollo's history with Satyrs i'll just add that he probably flayed one because he wrongfully bragged abt bedding Perse (since she's a goddess known for being incredibly beautiful who doesn't smite people all that much)
Apollo about to make Marsyas story sound like a fairytale
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Maybe it’s just me, but for a ship where one half is literally the god of healing, Perpollo doesn’t have nearly enough sick fics on ao3.
We should really work to fix that. What are some good prompts for Perpollo sick fics?
❤️🩹
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Percy, messing around:
🎶If I were a fish
And you caught me
And you said
Look at that fish!
Weeeeeeeee!🎶
Apollo, messing around with him:
You see this mola mola?
Very demure
Very cutesy 🥰
When we protect our ocean,
We protect animals like this mola
Very mindful
Very demure
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Artemis: I don’t have a soft spot for Percy, brother. Whatever gave you that idea?
Apollo: When we started dating, you gave ME the shovel talk😑
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Actually, Hector seems like a clear cut Gryffindor to me. Slytherins are cunning and resourceful. Hector seems to be more of a ‘fight me!’ kind of boy, even if he’s in over his head, and that’s a very Gryffindor attitude.
Luke seems to be a good fit for Hufflepuff, those shouldn’t be underestimated even though they often are.
Milo isn’t as obvious. I think he could to well in both Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, but hear me out; Ravenclaw.
I honestly don’t see any of the triplets being a Slytherin from what we’ve seen of them so far, but a future younger sibling could perhaps go there to get the full set😅🤭
Hi!! I'm the game master of the Harry Potter related ask!! I didn't saw your answer till now! For the houses, I didn't really choose, we have to roll a dice to know which house "choose" the characters! But Hector is in Slytherin, while Milo & Luke are in Gryffindor! What'd have choose for them?
Ok ok, I'm taking note, in third year, Hector will choose Divination as an option... 👀
I think these could work! I can totally see Hector either in Slytherin or Gryffindor, though I think Milo might’ve asked for Gryffindor to stay with his brother. He’s very hufflepuff to me, thinking about it now.
Hector about to become the divination’s teacher favourite student or worse nightmare 🤣
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