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Apollo: I’m starting a charity, would you like to donate to the cause?

Percy: What’s the cause?

Apollo: To make an accurate godly paternity test so we can hold deadbeat gods who misses the thirteen year age limit of claiming their demigod kids accountable once and for all

Percy: You got me hooked. Here’s all my life savings. Now tell me every other way I can help

Apollo: Well, it would be a great help if you could get your dad onboard. We could discuss details over dinner

Percy: Great! Guess we have a date then

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Lucía: Daddy? Μπαμπάς is reading and won’t come out of his room

Percy: Just tell him I said something factually incorrect

*a few seconds later*

Apollo, kicking down the door: DID YOU JUST SAY MEDICAL TIBIAL STRESS SYNDROME WAS CAUSED BY THE MISFIRING OF NEURONS IN THE SUPERIOR COLLICULUS?!

Percy:

Percy, weakly: I don’t even know what that MEANS

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Percy: So, now once I’ve voted I guess there’s not much I can do other than sit back and watch what happens… ‘Pollo, you wanna watch the election vigil with me?

Apollo: I’m already watching the Swedes’ election vigil on SVT

Percy: Why are you watching a foreign country’s vigil of the US election?

Apollo: I need Fouad Youcefi and his Screen to explain to me what the fuck is going on in this country

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Fouad Youcefi is back with his Screen, that gives me some sense of security at least…

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Percy: We’re dog sitting a neighbor’s Samoyed dog this week and-

Apollo, in the living room with the dog: You have a smooth brain💕

No ridges or lumps

Or valleys or bumps

All ideas slide right off

Like a water slide🥰

✨Smooooth brain✨

Percy: We might just end up adopting a Samoyed dog of our own😅

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Apollo: Hey, the sea is very restless today. You think your dad is okay?

Percy: Hard to say… apparently he’s reliving some trauma…

Apollo: Kronos?

Percy: No, he listened to the Vengeance Saga

Apollo: Ah! Yeah, that would do it

Poseidon, in the distance: I DID’T MEAN FOR THINGS TO GO THAT FAR!!!

Percy:… maybe I should go to him

Apollo: Yeah, he could probably use some of your comforting presence

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Apollo: Reasons why Halloween is the best holiday?

Artemis: You’re not obligated to visit your relatives

Hermes: You’re not obligated to get gifts for anyone

Lucy: People will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than Halloween!

Percy: It’s the only day where it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a shark

Apollo, revealing all the matching shark onesies he got for them: CORRECT!!!!! 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈

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Percy: ‘Pollo! We have an emergency!

Apollo: I know, this candy bowl doesn’t have nearly enough candy for Halloween… our house is gonna get egged

Percy: … Well, that’s a problem too, but that’s not what I was talking about, the booping function on Tumblr is back!

Apollo: What?! Why wasn’t I told about this?! I gotta boop you!

Percy: I gotta boop you!

Lucy, in the shadows: It’s boop time😳

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Percy: Well, everything is edible at least once!

Apollo: Whatever it is that you’re about to put in your mouth, STOP IT, right now!

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I especially love how his pointy little ears move!🥰🤩😍

I finally finished this thing😭😭 After two months, an artistic block and restarting the project like three times I finally finished it✨️

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Apollo: But you’re really funny, I like your humor!

Percy: It’s mostly accidental, though. I usually am just sharing genuine observations about stuff and the people around me perceives it as me being funny.

Apollo: *pff*😆

Percy: Yeah, exactly like that

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“Channeling your inner Galatea”

Aphrodite is sick and tired of the pining, Apollo is constantly kissing statues, so she’ll make her favorite couple a reality

Percy has no idea how he ended up inside a stone, he just recently went to sleep, but oh well, demigod dreams are weird like that.

Wait…he sees light…and feels something warm on his lips….

Part two of this bad boy

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I think it’d actually be funny if he was still level. 1 because Athena knows how to play him like a fiddle.

TTGEpic!Apollo: You all know of my love for fairest Perse! And after one too many slights, I could care less if Ody now stays gone!

TTGEpic!Athena: But despite his many wrongs, fact remains he has his kids! Don’t Arimneste deserve to have her father back after 20 lonely years?

TTGEpic!Apollo: S’pose that’s true, release him👺

In TTG, God Games from Epic is gonna have a different Apollo verse

OgEpic!Apollo: Ody's in the wrong cuz he killed sirens and now there are less sirens to sing

OgEpic!Athena: yeah but bc of that they're gonna be more careful so the sirens will live longer

OgEpic!Apollo: ok release him

TTGEpic!Apollo: *takes a deep breath* ODYSSEUS-

How is TTGEpic!Athena gonna convince him?

I fear Apollo wouldn’t be level one in TTGEPIC 😬 AT LEAST he’d be level 4. But I guess Athena would be forced to drop Arimneste (Perse’s daughter, whose name I just picked) fatherless card 🤷🏻‍♀️

Athena: WILL YOU REALLY MAKE HER LIVE THE REST OF HER LIFE WITHOUT HER FATHER??? DO YOU HATE ARIMNESTE, APOLLO???

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Apollo is a patron of children! He loves kids! He’s head over heels for Percy, and seeing her mothering all the kids flocking around her would be the moment he goes from a crush to full blown irreversible infatuation!

Percy and Apollo's foreplay is him being a good father. Helping his kids with their archery? Panties dropped, picking up their sons from school? She's panting, remembering about their ever changing toddlers' preferences? She wants more kids

The same can be said about him! The first time he saw Percy mothering someone (doesn't even need to be his kids, but points if it is) something inside him shifted.

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Satyrs being creeps towards Apollo gets flayed by Apollo… But no one dares ask him what he does to satyrs being creeps towards Perse… ☠️

Knowing Apollo's history with Satyrs i'll just add that he probably flayed one because he wrongfully bragged abt bedding Perse (since she's a goddess known for being incredibly beautiful who doesn't smite people all that much)

Apollo about to make Marsyas story sound like a fairytale

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Maybe it’s just me, but for a ship where one half is literally the god of healing, Perpollo doesn’t have nearly enough sick fics on ao3.

We should really work to fix that. What are some good prompts for Perpollo sick fics?

❤️‍🩹

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Percy, messing around:

🎶If I were a fish

And you caught me

And you said

Look at that fish!

Weeeeeeeee!🎶

Apollo, messing around with him:

You see this mola mola?

Very demure

Very cutesy 🥰

When we protect our ocean,

We protect animals like this mola

Very mindful

Very demure