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[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

I really hope Demeter didn’t just walk off scott free for causing such drama! I could see this easily escalating into another Trojan war.

Does she even have anything to gain from this, or is she just bitter about her own daughter?

Imagine someone (maybe one of the minor gods or someone else) claims that Perse Athenide is their wife in front of Apollo. And Apollo is just like:

Apollo : Your wife? 🤬👹

Apollo in TTG if, after hearing Demeter’s little little, went to confront Zephyrus 🤣

Apollo, punching Zephyrus on the face at the same time he speaks: NOT ON MY WATCH

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Why am I not surprised? 😅😏

Whenever I'm listening to 'Would you fall in love with me again', I'm thinking about WTHB Percy and Apollo 😩 </3

Me too 😭😭😭 I wish I could do animatics just to make a version of them 🥹

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

I’m rooting for you, if I can wake up at 6:00 am to write an exam on a Saturday, then you can win your fight. Have a virtual hug 🤗

Me and Apollo fighting while I try to finish his chapter:

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Aww! Percy as Odysseus and Apollo as Penelope!

But what would equate their tree bed that only they know about?🤔

Whenever I'm listening to 'Would you fall in love with me again', I'm thinking about WTHB Percy and Apollo 😩 </3

Me too 😭😭😭 I wish I could do animatics just to make a version of them 🥹

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Are you alright, sister?

Me and Apollo fighting while I try to finish his chapter:

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

For every post you make about WTHB lore, I’m getting more and more convinced Lord Apollon himself is actually writing it using you as a marionette doll

Don’t call me dumb, please, but just now, yes NOW (I’ve been writing and planning this fics for months) I realised that the people from the city of Perses would be called…… Persians.

Those ancient feuds really are coming back to bite New Rome’s ass.

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Percy finds one if the most awkward thing about dating gods is the fact that both of them (Apollo and Hermes) have statuary in New Rome and much like their predecessors, New Roman sculptors are big on naked statues.

Is it too much to ask for at least am arm or draped fabric to cover his boyfriends junk?

He's also not sure which is worse. The inaccurate portrays or the accurate ones...

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Not sure what you’re apologizing for, but I’ll forgive eventually 😉

I will never get over the fact that you basically decimated Cabin 7. You monster, how could you? Those poor babies 😭 😭 😭

I fear that plot must go on no matter what 😔

Also, I am pupil in Jorge Rivera-Herrans school of making your protagonists suffer.

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Yeah, I do recall you mentioning that in an earlier post. Explained a lot

I will never get over the fact that you basically decimated Cabin 7. You monster, how could you? Those poor babies 😭 😭 😭

I fear that plot must go on no matter what 😔

Also, I am pupil in Jorge Rivera-Herrans school of making your protagonists suffer.

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Is the Hunger Games series, per chance, part of the curriculum?

I will never get over the fact that you basically decimated Cabin 7. You monster, how could you? Those poor babies 😭 😭 😭

I fear that plot must go on no matter what 😔

Also, I am pupil in Jorge Rivera-Herrans school of making your protagonists suffer.

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

The dinner she had with Apollo to discuss strategy was wonderful

Ok so you theres something funny about how down bad Apollo is in the Athenide au

Percy/Perse covered in blood and surrounded by corpses:

Apollo: She's so beautiful!!! 😍😍😍

Percy after stabbing are:

Apollo twirling a lock of his hair: hehehe, you're so amazing🤩

Percy after torturing akhlys with her own poison:

Apollo: Stop I'm already in love!!!😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🥰🥰🥰

Artemis: Dude, I know you’re in love but chill, okay? Don’t make a scene.

Apollo, wearing a “Perse Rules” T-shirt with Perse’s photo in a big heart shape: what do you mean?

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Perse one day rolls up to Mars’ place, walks around taking note of everything and its estimated value, including the building itself, and just makes Mars very nervous.

Mars: Uh, what is this about?

Perse: Well, since we’re apparently married, I’m preparing my divorce. I’m taking half of all your assets and filing for alimony.

Mars: What?! I’m not paying you alimony!

Perse: We’ll see about that! I’ve already got Apollo to be my lawyer and seeing as you have a not so secret affair with Venus, among other things, he thinks we’ll have a very strong case.

Mars: Mother won’t allow a divorce.

Perse: Right, Juno. We’re already looking into suing her for the emotional distress she caused me by arranging this unholy union in the first place, which will probably be helped by the fact that neither of my parents ever agreed to it either.

Mars: Well-

Perse: I’ve kicked your ass plenty of times on the battleground, and I look forward to kick BOTH of your asses in court.💅😈

Ok so you theres something funny about how down bad Apollo is in the Athenide au

Percy/Perse covered in blood and surrounded by corpses:

Apollo: She's so beautiful!!! 😍😍😍

Percy after stabbing are:

Apollo twirling a lock of his hair: hehehe, you're so amazing🤩

Percy after torturing akhlys with her own poison:

Apollo: Stop I'm already in love!!!😍🤩😍🤩😍🤩😍🥰🥰🥰

Artemis: Dude, I know you’re in love but chill, okay? Don’t make a scene.

Apollo, wearing a “Perse Rules” T-shirt with Perse’s photo in a big heart shape: what do you mean?

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Hm… are you sure you’re not a daughter of Apollo then? Seeing as you’re kind of doing the same thing to all of us?

Fellow Athenide enjoyers, hear me out!!!

I have this headcanon (but also kind of canon if I’m not mistaken) in the riordanverse that the myths that we got to know as “more likely to be truth” not necessarily are the ones that are true, but the ones who got better PR. For example, in WTHB Rhode is known as daughter of Amphitrite even though she’s Aphrodite’s (because she had a huge fight with her mom over Helios and ever since she doesn’t wants to be remembered as her daughter). In canon (again, if I’m not mistaken) I’m 99% sure that Hephaestus says something about Hera making everyone believe that Zeus was the one to throw him down Olympus.

Btw, THIS ALL TO SAY

Yk how there are those shady, lesser known myths/mysteries/poems? WHAT IF, hear me out and walk with me, there is at least one of those who represent Apollo and Perse as a married couple??? In this version, Asclepius could even be their biological son.

Like, maybe Apollo wrote a few things in his manifestation diary and it got in the hands of a mortal who took it a little too seriously 😂😂😂

My boy didn’t know where to hide himself when Perse started to receive prayers that called her his wife, but he also didn’t do anything to stop it.

Ik that Athena and Poseidon did their best to destroy every evidence of it, but something must’ve survived.

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Well, there I learned something new! I know niche vampire facts, but I know little to nothing about The Wizard of Oz.

But sadly, actual folklore rarely even mentions sunlight when it comes to vampiric creatures.

In Greek folklore, there is the vrykolakas which share a great resemblance to the Romanian strigoi, which is generally the vampiric creature that most closely resembles our modern vampire. A notable difference, though, is that the vrykolakas generally ate the flesh, and particularly the liver, rather than drink blood. Still not burned by sunlight, though…

I learned about Greek vampires from writing a Perpollo Vampire AU😅

Not Perse sneaking off with her lovers in the middle of the nighy 💀 why does it make her sound as if she's having affair behind Apollo's back? This is actually so funny though??? You go girl, make him your Hera

lol

WELL it is no my girls fault that every lover of hers can't stand five minutes under the sun!!!!! she literally becomes the inspo for every girl x vampire story ever told

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

The Dracula in Bram Stoker’s novel wasn’t hurt by sunlight, though. That idea came later, with the film Nosferatu that came out in 1922. I think it’s more likely that Stoker was just a mortal and the idea that vampires burns to ashes was popularized later when some son of Apollo told Murnau (the director) that Stoker should have utilized Vlad’s extreme sensitivity for terrible sunburns somehow, and that it’s a missed opportunity due to the lackluster research Stoker did.

Not Perse sneaking off with her lovers in the middle of the nighy 💀 why does it make her sound as if she's having affair behind Apollo's back? This is actually so funny though??? You go girl, make him your Hera

lol

WELL it is no my girls fault that every lover of hers can't stand five minutes under the sun!!!!! she literally becomes the inspo for every girl x vampire story ever told

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Her giant could be about Backstabbing and/Treachery, or maybe that’s too obvious.

Apollo could probably help beat the shit out of this giant considering the twins’ giant didn’t do much during the gigantomany until he turned into a Nice Guy™️. And how poetic wouldn’t it be to see Loyalty and Truth prevail against Treachery…

wait do think Perse would get her own giant in the gigantomachy? like maybe the foil of loyalty would be, I don't know slavery? Imprisonment or something??? and maybe by defeating it she gets the epithet breaker of chains

Wait…… WAIT

W A I T

You cooked something here.

Percy having her own giant and the seven being like WHAAAAT.

Annabeth: why these things keep happening to you 👹👹👹

Percy: IVE BEEN ASKING THE SAME SINCE I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD

Which would help beat the shit out of this giant? Apollo? Perse’s parents? Dionysus??? Omg omg

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Maybe she falls into the original saltwater spring at the Acropolis on their way to fight the gigants?

That can be both funny and inconvenient timing

QUICK! funniest ways Perse can get back her memories GO

Falling into a magical pond