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wilson is so obviously gay that i don’t even consider it a headcanon.
he meets women and he genuinely tries to be their friends. they pursue him, and he lets it happen. he gives them everything they want, and he never asks them to do anything for him. he doesn’t want them to even try meet any of his needs, because they can’t. then, when he realises that he’s unfulfilled, he lets other women pursue him and lets those relationships happen too, but he’s still unfulfilled. his wives and girlfriends all leave him, and he lets it happen without much of a fight because he’s not really attached to them. he canonically has problems getting it up.
he’s a completely passive non-participant in his relationships. the only person he ever fights to stay with is house. the only person he takes the initiative to leave is house. the only person he opens up to and has fun with and actually does things with is house. he actively ignores and tries to get away from his partners in favour of spending time with house. his wives blame house for breaking up their marriages and think house is a home wrecker. house constantly tries to come out as bisexual and wilson is completely in denial and just ignores it every time. he gets weirdly defensive when people assume that he and house are together.
rsl i’m sorry but you really did play the gayest little fucker in the history of television.
#rsl would hate me for saying this. hugh laurie would love me for it.#hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr#rsl biggest hilson hater#james wilson#rsl#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#hugh laurie#gregory house#greg house#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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what is their problem like actually
#coming out as a stony shipper :P#also before anyone says it. hear me tf out on tonys shoes ok#i wanted to give him rdjs high heels but also i think he should have somethink with shoelaces. so basically high heel sneakers babey !!1#my art#marvel#mcu#tony stark#iron man#steve rogers#captain america#stony#stevetony#also i didnt use any references for this one so if it looks weird just LOOK AWAY (story of my life)#edit are we calling this stevetony now? is this a new thing? am i old???
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“what’s gayer the lesbian sex or jayvik” the lesbians. the canon lesbians. can we focus on women loving women relationships for once and not try to bring ur fucking fake yaoi into Everything oh my god y’all piss me tf OFF
#anyways i’m saying this as a jayvik lover those are my wives. but. shut the fuck up with that shit#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane act three#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#vi arcane#league of legends#yaoi shippers when wlw couples get anything; how can i bring men into this#genuinely arcane. a show that’s so women dominated. still has all their women’s focused beinh pushed aside for two guys i fear we will never#break free from this
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Do you guys think Solomon’s candle in thirteens cave is like those birthday candles you blow out and immediately comes back to life. Every now and then Thirteen will get extra fed up with him and blow it out or nub it and every time it actually goes out, she gets excited, then she realises what she just did and oh no she could get in trouble for this and she’s actually grown pretty fond of him over time- oh and he’s back. Nevermind.
Whenever this happen Solomon just gets weak and his vision goes black and it’s been very badly timed to when he stands up so he just thinks he has low iron or something
#obey me#obey me solmare#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#thirteen obey me#obey me thirteen#solomon obey me#obey me solomon#I’d just say 13 was excited but honestly she’s gotta like him a LITTLE bit by now#lowkey a Solomon and thirteen shipper but don’t tell the masses
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The last one is literally Snow following Sejanus to the back of the Hob. I said what I said.
#coriolanus snow#sejanus plinth#snowjanus#snowbaird#lucy gray baird#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#tbosas#thg#hunger games#president snow#lucy gray x coriolanus#sejanus plinth x coriolanus snow#Me interacting with ships again<3 bc I enjoy the vibes lol#plus shippers have the most fun idc what anyone says. even in this environment (Coriolanus Snow ruining everything)
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chat is this anything
#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#bakudeku#bkdk#dekubaku#dkbk#mha fanart#bkdk fanart#artists on tumblr#art#they match each other's freak to a frankly concerning degree. love wins!#im gonna lose my mind it looks like izuku's shirt says hrt LMAO 😭😭😭 for the record it says shirt but at a weird anglw#guys the mha voices are back again 😣😣#can u believe this is only the second time in my life that ive drawn bkdk even tho I've been a shipper since 2020#cryiling art
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Hair model who???
I swear Star Wars robbed us of giving quin some more interesting hairstyles. I’ve always found dreads to be some of the most beautiful and versatile hairstyles out there, so I hope I did them some justice here 💛
Quinlan I think would have def braided aaylas silka beads into his hair before he took her on as a Padawan, ya know just for safekeeping 🩵
Also just lemme know if you guys want more info on wth I mean by “married vos” and his tattoos cuz I have some THOUGHTS (inspired by fic Resilience on ao3, though the account is unfortunately orphaned)
#I will never stop drawing this man#and yes when I say married#i mean#quinobi#but this is also just my take on kiffar marriage culture as a whole#so if you don’t ship it you can apply it#to whoever you ship quin w#we are multi shippers in this household#quinfox#is also golden#padawan quinlan vos#quinlan vos#quinlan vos fanart#obiquin#starwars fanart#star wars headcanons
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“In another life maybe Percy would’ve ended up with—“ You guys don’t understand, in EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE, Percy and Annabeth will find each other.
#I say this as a joke#I’m just thinking of them finding each other in different life times#once again no hate to any other ship#except for the questionable ones#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth my beloved#and if death do us part#I promise to find you in every lifetime#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#percabeth#heroes of olympus#hoo#soulmates#they’re soulmates okay#percabeth soulmates#sorry not sorry Perachel shippers#I’m petty
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I don't think i posted this? lol
tbh after thinking about hancock a bit, i feel like she would become attached to anyone that treated her like how luffy treated her (as an equal and a friend, and not practically deifying her)
#one piece#zolu#fan comic#luzo#idk man. I used to not like her but now that Im thinking about it she's a really interesting character#I think i would like her more if she wasn't completely luffy obssessed or maybe it was played up more of a joke like with barto#but also i get a little annoyed with people who say luffy's end game is with a woman -#-and not just as a zolu shipper. but romance isn't the point of OP. realistically speaking luffy wouldn't end up w/anyone#ok im done ranting about dumb shit. time to go back to making silly comics
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"This is some gay shit" Good. Silly. Fair enough. Doesn't inherently invalidate other interpretations of the relationship. Honestly yeah, it is kind of gay regardless of their canonical relationship status
"There's literally no platonic explanation for th-" WRONG!! KILLING YOU WITH AMATANORMATIVITY KILLING LOBSTERS 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞��🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
#i like a good ship as much as the next guy. in fact im mostly a shipper but good lord this phrase pisses me off sometimes#especially when its a relationship that canonically is explicitly platonic to highlight the importance of platonic relationships. COUGH#malevolent#COUGH. <- i ship private eyes. i dont have an issue with it. i think its just when people phrase like that specifically that its a bit HHHH#uhm uhm uhhhh. slips.#jayvik#WOAH. how did that get there (obligatory: i literally ship them. again its just.. the phrasings kind of insanely dismissive of friendships)#amatanormativity#fandom critical#fandom discourse#txt#johnlock#<- AS IN LITERATURE. LIKE. LIKE NOT BBC SPECIFIC (BECAUSE THAT WAS A QUEERBAIT I'M AFRAID)#sashannarcy#<- theyre like. in a polycule to me but that doesnt mean their canonical friendship isnt worth celebrating#dare i say#bnha#mha#rwby#<- I SHIP BUMBLEBY THIS IS NOT ABOUT THEM#lord of the rings#<- again not the ships specifically thats the issue but its just the implication that a romantic reading is like inherently superior#to a platonic one#this isnt even a critique of shipping. i think shippings fine as long as youre willing to acknowledge its not inherently canon (and doesn't#have to be) and dont invalidate or devalue non romantic interpretations
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Just wanna say that I think Ekko and Mel slander makes sense when you understand that 85% of the Arcane fandom views both of them as characters less worthy of fandom attention.
In their eyes, they are afterthoughts to more interesting relationships, so when someone in the 15% dares to give them anything outside of dutiful lamentations ("Mel and Ekko deserved better!"), they can't help but feel those analysis would be better suited for a character they *actually* like and so they lash out.
Fans of both characters have to constantly argue that these characters have loved and have been loved. They want Mel "independent" because she doesn't "need love" and they want Ekko focused on The Tree and the unnamed Firelights because they want it to be easier to carve both of them out of the interpersonal narratives that attaches fandoms to characters in the first place.
They want Mel and Ekko to "save the day" because they don't want their roles in the story to interfere with other characters that they like. Better for them to beat the Bad Guys™ than to be given more material that would validate their personal connections with other characters in ways that the fandom would prefer to ignore.
And the fact that Ekko and Mel are completely different characters who have never once interacted with each other and yet somehow both of them are being treated the same way with how the fandom constantly diminishes their relationships with the rest of the main cast leads me to believe that it does have something to do with the One Trait they do share.
#arcane fans when people say Mel and Ekko are loved by other characters: >:(#arcane fans when they see Mel and Ekko's last scenes are them alone and sad: XD#''mel deserves more than romance'' and then you check and they're a jayvik shipper#like clearly romance entices you to these characters#so you not wanting that for Mel isn't the woke feminist aromantic take you think it is#and don't even get me started on the ekko discourse#super convenient that somehow he gets last place on the who loves jinx in arcane competition#even behind a character who isn't even in the show#and suuper interesting that if his 26 minutes in ep 7 were used differently (aka on another character)--#all the show's writing problems would be fixed#anywaayyyyyy#ekko#mel medarda#arcane#meljay#timebomb#these people want the show to be about caitvi and jayvik so bad#even when they remember to say ''this show is supposed to be about the sisters!''#you can tell they're heart's not in it#doesn't matter anymore bc like who is reading all this but *aromantic-supporting take*#fandom racism
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"[Saying goodbye to Sam and Dean] was the most difficult thing to do, but in the most beautiful way. Because we earned the right to have that moment, and it was special, but it was really difficult and emotional." — Jensen Ackles, spndallas 2023
#when jensen told a d/c shipper who hates the finale in m&g that he actually not just loves it BUT also came up with those heartfelt touches#the man that he is !! the fact that fan went crying about the dollars she spent to hear jensen saying this...*chief's kiss*#jensen ackles#dean winchester#jared padalecki#sam winchester#spn#supernatural#spnedit#supernaturaledit#samdean#j2#tvedit#cinemapix#tvarchive#spndaily#spncreatorsdaily#televisongifs#samdeanedit#by jen
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Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's
Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable
Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)
Credits below:
Written by: Ryan North
Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli
Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr
Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik
#marvel#x-men#squirrel girl#magneto#cherik#i'm not tagging everyone im too drunkf rothat#i dont have a tag for vids DAMIt> this gon be my only oen#snap chats#HERE IT ISS !!!!! FINALLY !!! LIKE FOUR MONTHS IN THE MAKING <- was just too lazy to do it#i thought id focus on work all day but OOPSIEE !!!!!!!!! i was too inspired#legally had to use nauck's art that's another goat of mine ... i love his style sm its so cute and expressive and bold...#theres small things in this that bother me but whatever ive literally done this all day#im posting it and moving on#im forcing you to reblog this. DO IT#i kept giggling while makign this cause mags is so funny ....#im still crying at him being like 'yeah i said i was never going back AND I MEANT IT'#also doreen a cherik shipper ...... queen behavior i always knew it#PLEASE ENJOY !!! IM BEGGING YOU !!!! im pinning this to my blog idc this took forever#also his call ins are genuinely so funny i love him so much. my silly peepaw.....#take a shot every time he says 'charles' tho i swear to god#i was actually going to do that tongiht but Legit the amount of whiskey i had was not enough HE SAYS CHARLES SO MUCH#im ending the tags here so i dont go on a rant about how in love mags is with charles. enoug..#NOT EVEN A PODCAST SERRIES IS SAFE FROM CHERIK IM CRYINGGGGGG#they will makethemselves a probelm to EVERYONE#'please dont be evil' he'll be worse. he'll be needy jLVKAJ ERIK IS SO NEEDY IM CRYING#ok i think thats all i have to sya . im a lil tipsy so i cant think right#WAIR I REMEMBER I WANTED TO CRY ABOUT ERIKS STPID 'SWEETOOTH' JOKE I HATE HIM !!!! <- deeply in love with him#'snap you said you were drinking like ten minutes ago are you fr' dont look at me. GOOD NIGHT !!!
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Dear fat self shippers
Your F/O loves your body. They don't think the only good things about your body are that its "squishy," "soft," or that you give "good hugs/cuddles." They would never patronize you like that. Your fat body is attractive to them. You are hot, sexy, desirable, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, and beautiful because that's what your body is. Your F/O doesn't love you despite your body, they love you because of it.
And it shouldn't have to be said, but your F/O would never fetishize you.
[proship dni]
#bug dad txt#Self ship#self shipping#self shipping community#self insert#self insert community#self ship positivity#self ship imagine#f/o imagines#fat self shipper#f/o positivity#can't believe I have to say this but being fetishized ISN'T a good thing. its not love and its not a compliment#someone who really loves you won't fetishize you
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Mel holding Viktor's cane while she promises to protect Hextech
I won't let them corrupt your dream
#arcane#melvik#mel medarda#mel arcane#viktor#viktor arcane#mel with viktor's cane in her hand and jayce's head in her lap while she promises to protect their dream#me and you OT3 shippers we are all holding hands in our shared insane asylum#spoilers#arcane spoilers#arcane s2#jayce in her lap like that is so sweet i was fully dying#but when she touched viktor's cane i screamed so loud i thought my neighbors were gonna call the cops#-I won't let them corrupt your dream- she says with BOTH OF THEM IN HER HANDS
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even in marine life jinx and lux are together 😭
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#i thought its just a lightcannon shipper saying jinx and lux as marine life when in fact these are orcas named lux and jinx 😭#lightcannon#lightcannon as orcas help 😭#jinx and lux#lux and jinx#jinx x lux#lux x jinx#lux#jinx#luxanna#luxanna crownguard#jinx and luxanna#jinx x luxanna#luxanna x jinx#luxanna and jinx#arcane#arcane s2#arcane jinx#SOMEONE SAID LIGHTCANNON LITERAL CRUMBS HELP
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