#says the shipper

[tearosepedall]

EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)

[starlightseraph]

wilson is so obviously gay that i don’t even consider it a headcanon.

he meets women and he genuinely tries to be their friends. they pursue him, and he lets it happen. he gives them everything they want, and he never asks them to do anything for him. he doesn’t want them to even try meet any of his needs, because they can’t. then, when he realises that he’s unfulfilled, he lets other women pursue him and lets those relationships happen too, but he’s still unfulfilled. his wives and girlfriends all leave him, and he lets it happen without much of a fight because he’s not really attached to them. he canonically has problems getting it up.

he’s a completely passive non-participant in his relationships. the only person he ever fights to stay with is house. the only person he takes the initiative to leave is house. the only person he opens up to and has fun with and actually does things with is house. he actively ignores and tries to get away from his partners in favour of spending time with house. his wives blame house for breaking up their marriages and think house is a home wrecker. house constantly tries to come out as bisexual and wilson is completely in denial and just ignores it every time. he gets weirdly defensive when people assume that he and house are together.

rsl i’m sorry but you really did play the gayest little fucker in the history of television.

[cassandracain52]

And people say Jason doesn’t think of Tim as his brother smh

[mammomlette]

Do you guys think Solomon’s candle in thirteens cave is like those birthday candles you blow out and immediately comes back to life. Every now and then Thirteen will get extra fed up with him and blow it out or nub it and every time it actually goes out, she gets excited, then she realises what she just did and oh no she could get in trouble for this and she’s actually grown pretty fond of him over time- oh and he’s back. Nevermind.

Whenever this happen Solomon just gets weak and his vision goes black and it’s been very badly timed to when he stands up so he just thinks he has low iron or something

[katnissandpeetamellark]

The last one is literally Snow following Sejanus to the back of the Hob. I said what I said.

[cryiling]

chat is this anything

[chyarui]

Hair model who???

I swear Star Wars robbed us of giving quin some more interesting hairstyles. I’ve always found dreads to be some of the most beautiful and versatile hairstyles out there, so I hope I did them some justice here 💛

Quinlan I think would have def braided aaylas silka beads into his hair before he took her on as a Padawan, ya know just for safekeeping 🩵

Also just lemme know if you guys want more info on wth I mean by “married vos” and his tattoos cuz I have some THOUGHTS (inspired by fic Resilience on ao3, though the account is unfortunately orphaned)

[vanillashusband]

Dear fat self shippers

Your F/O loves your body. They don't think the only good things about your body are that its "squishy," "soft," or that you give "good hugs/cuddles." They would never patronize you like that. Your fat body is attractive to them. You are hot, sexy, desirable, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, and beautiful because that's what your body is. Your F/O doesn't love you despite your body, they love you because of it.

And it shouldn't have to be said, but your F/O would never fetishize you.

[proship dni]

[simonlynch]

actually its cool to change your f/o from canon. even a little. it makes everything more personal. it's a good creative exercise too. being able to add things, change things, take things away even if it's as small as changing their eye color or giving them a middle name or whatever, making your f/o uniquely yours while maintaining their character's core as a whole is good and fun and it's okay to say fuck it to the canon things you don't like within reason, like them dying or a canon spouse or whatever. as long as it's not hateful, who give a shit. yeah my f/o's favorite color is sea green in YOUR canon. but me personally i know it's the color of my eyes. and also? they're left handed. because i say so.

pr*ship/c*mship/etc. dni

[sage-nebula]

I understand that Phoenix can't show up (beyond background cameos) in the AAI games because that would detract from them being the Edgeworth games, and that the writers were so dead serious about this that even saying his NAME was off limits, but I'm sorry, the most unrealistic thing so far is the fact that Phoenix didn't kick down the detention center door the second Edgeworth got arrested again. Perhaps Edgeworth resigning wouldn't have made the news, but him getting arrested again would, and you KNOW Phoenix would be at the detention center IMMEDIATELY like, "Tell me everything, I have my badge and the magatama and I'm not afraid to use them!" Maya and perhaps even Pearl at his side. Like look me in the eye and tell me I'm wrong. You can't because I'm right.

[jadeluz-official]

He always loved her, didn't he?

[kittehbiscuits]

cartoon/TTG alts below

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[macbcth]

what your favourite dunmeshi ship says about you

farcille: you're classic, you make sense, you like to see the lesbians winning and also you're a bit of a monster fucker: you may or may not specifically have a wing kink

chilshi: you like your men hairy and fat, also you are not immune to panty-shot propaganda, your love language is acts of service

chilaios: you have a size kink

labru: you prefer mlm ships over any other pairing, you think character foils should fuck, you may be a sucker for blue eyes

laimar: your favourite trope is friends to lovers, also you like to see the bisexuals winning, you're also.. what the poets might call.... weird

marchil: your favourite trope is enemies to lovers, your love language is banter, and you're the kind of person who says 'i can fix him' far too often

kabumisu: your ship could burn down the world and violate the geneva convention and you would still call both of them babygirl, also you like angst

laios x monsters: you like tentacle porn

[theerurishipper]

Tim Drake, for no reason at all:

Dick Grayson, Tim's big brother in every conceivable way for the past several years:

[starlitvick]

Alternate universe in which Odysseus is THE polyamorous rizzler and has a wife, boyfriend(positive), and boyfriend(derogatory)

And they all get different nicknames

Penelope - My love

Polites - My light

Diomedes - Parasite.

[infinitelystrangemachinex]

Mel holding Viktor's cane while she promises to protect Hextech

I won't let them corrupt your dream