#sata headcanons

[smellslikegeraniums]

Aliyah Khan is fond of her son's school friend Tereesz. She feels so sorry for him - "the boy with no mom".

Every time little Tereesz came to see her son, she'd give him a pat on the cheek and a motherly kiss on the forehead, and Inayat would roll his eyes and groan at the sight.

She still does it when Tereesz Machejek comes to visit them in Saalem, and her son still rolls his eyes at her.

Mrs. Khan isn't tall, and Tereesz has to lean down to get his kiss.

He acts somewhat embarrassed and reluctant

but secretly cherishes these moments.

[nia1sworld]

Headcanon voice for Ewe AND I REGRET THIS!

Elizabeth Maxwell does a very voice for Nikki from camp camp and Albedo from Overlord, so I wanted to have this fit. It's a 10 for me

Also @oddlyvoid Hi, I know you did a great Ewe voice, but I'm using Ewe for a headcanon voice

[dreamtigress]

Intrigue Thursday!

Now published in full, with 10 chapters of glimpses into the lives of some of the Dregs and Inej's crew, plus a visit from a crooked Merchant Council member.

Schurken Gemaskerd: This spin off story from Kanej Wensen ties together a slew of little plot lines and character arcs. We get ten different character POV’s surrounding the Rogues Gallery expansion opening gala. Zurye has a surprise meeting. Ryo gets a surprise assignment. Jesper is in a tizzy with all of his planning duties. Rook is in a tizzy because Jeter’s all dressed up. Kaz leads his Dregs in a Barrel parade to the Rogues Gallery. Mesa has a chat with Tajed while she’s trying to work. Inej finds out some intel from Rosa Ortega, leader of the Liddies. Wylan has a run-in with another member of the Merchant Council. Jeter is Kaz’s assistant for the night, and brings the news of an incident. Oxana gets to witness a private debriefing of the Crows.

See also: OC POVs, Blasts from the past, Soundproofing for all the rooms in the Slat?, Knowing where the levers are, ADHD Jesper Fahey, Life’s hard when you have a crush, The Dregs know how to throw a PARTY, Masquerade time, Inej gets protective, Serves you right, He said WHAT?, Oh no he didn’t go there, You can blow up his mansion later, What goes around comes around.

[ghostinthegallery]

👀👖 💭

👀 Do you have any WIPs that you would never let see the light of day? If yes, what are they about?

Answered this one with my Orikan/Trazyn final days before biotransference. Too heavy. Unless I decide to bring extra suffering into the world XD

👖 Are you a planner, plantser, or pantser? Is it consistent?

Very much a pantser. Always have been. I do have milestones/scenes that I write towards, but I never really know how I am going to get there until I write it down. Does this make writing an insanely long space opera with a shit ton of characters challenging? Yes. Yes it does.

💭 What is a headcanon you have about your own work?

In TSATS Sepa and Sata did not explode, they escaped and are now running around the wilds of Gidrim living their best little skolopendra lives.

[juana-the-iguana]

Avatar Headcanons: Apology Edition!

After the war, Zuko makes a concerted effort to apologize to everyone he's wrong. He starts off with Toph. Even though she was his first friend in the group, he snapped at her and belittled her struggles during the Day of Black Sun. She was a little girl looking for a bright spot in a dark time. This was far from the worst thing that Zuko had done, but it was where he felt he had to start. They did have their life changing journey.

Sokka apologized to Katara for comparing her to Jet. Logically, Sokka knew that their mother's death impacted the two of them differently. She frequently spoke about how frustrated she was with doing so many chores, but he thought that was just bickering. It wasn't until the fight they had before she went to seek out Yon Rha that he realized how hurt she was. In hindsight, it was so obvious. Still, he didn't talk about it. Then the war ended. The warriors of the Water Tribe should have been happy. They were happy, but they carried a great sadness in their eyes. His father was always burdened, but tried his best not to show it. Sokka didn't want Katara to look that way in 20 years, he didn't want her to up her grief for the rest of her life.

Aang apologized to Katara for loving her in a selfish way. It took him years to realize what he did was wrong and another year after that to work up the courage and mention it. Aang began rebuilding the Air Nomad culture after things had settled down. A lot of people were eager to join the nation, especially a lot of women. Aang was so happy at first, but as time went on the scores of young women went away. He didn't know why until one of his acolytes confessed her love to him. She was one of the younger followers and Aang interacted with her often, but as a teacher. He told her this kindly and she left the next day. He suddenly understood selfish love after being on the receiving end of it.

Suki tried to apologize to the Kyoshi Warriors for leaving, but they didn't let her. "You saved the world," said Sata, the woman who became a leader after Suki left and happily stepped aside when she returned. "You were fulfilling the will of Kyoshi."

[storysofmyown]

Could I request a headcannon with the seven bros + Solomon where the mc has a pet suffering and needs to be put down ASAP. Mc ask them to be with them during the procedure.

This totally wont make me cry while I think about my pets TwT Trigger Warning, obviously, so reader discretion is advised.

Lucifer The moment he saw your teary eyes and broken expression he knew something was wrong. The demon got up as fast as he could to cradle you in his arms as you explained what the situation was. It pained him to see you in such pain, specially over the animal that you loved so much. For him you needn't even ask. The next day he is right there with you, as you say your final goodbyes to your beloved pet, hugging and kissing your face, reassuring you that although the pet was no longer with you, the time you both shared made it the happiest ever.

Mammon This demon would have a slightly hard time figuring out how to comfort you. Specially since he had had a pet he cared for as deeply as you cared for yours. But even so, the demon tried his best to be there, he was a little shocked when you asked him to be there in the pets final moments, he tried to play it off as him being the obvious choice but in reality the demon was really happy you would ask him to be in such a sentimental moment. Rubbing your back as you cried over the pet, staying silent as he watched over you. On the days that fallowed, he'd try his best to cheer you up, in his own Mammon way. He'd buy you multiple shiny and expensive things at random in hope to cheer you up, but when none have the result he hoped he ends up doing something a little more lowkey. He buys you a stuffed animal that is almost identical to your beloved pet, giving it to you and saying that even now they could accompany you.

Leviathan                                                                                                 The boy knows exactly what it is like loosing or fearing the lost of a beloved pet. He and Henry are best friends., so he more than anyone understood the relationship you had with your pet. It was difficult for him to be there, specially since he was with you the moment the veterinary said there wasnt much he could do. He heard you try and figure out a way to save the poor animal, but there really wasnt a viable option. He awkwardly held you, giving you a small encouraging smile as you had to sit there and watch as your friend was put down. He cried a little with you, holding you closer, any game or anime in his schedule forgotten as the demon sat with you, and heard all your feelings in that moment, holding your hand, and trying his best to distract you whenever you asked him to.

Satan                                                                                                        This demon, in his infinite book collection and knowledge he had a hard time trying to comfort you. And an even harder time watching as you had to witness the poor animal being put down for its own good. He didnt like any of it, from the sadness in your eyes to the fact he couldn't stop thinking about, he was an animal lover, after all, specially for cats. For him it was a mixture of emotions as he had to hold you close in the middle of the night, shushing as you cried and claimed how much you missed your little friend, and anger on how he couldnt help you in any way, or help your beloved pet. It hurt to see that although he loved you so much, there wasnt anything he could do to help you in those moments other than being there for you. So that's what he did, along with his knowledge of your lickings and some books on the grieving process he made sure to be as helpful to you as possible, kissing the tears away and even making an album with all the pictures you had taken with your beloved animal. Hoping that whenever you missed it, looking at it would ease the pain for you. And even if it didnt, he would be right there.

Asmodeus                                                                                             Asmo was a midpoint between the brothers that got it and the ones that didnt. But just like all others he made sure to be there for you as much as you needed him to. he was quite honored you would ask him to company you in such a moment, it moved him to know he was someone so close to you that you would ask him for comfort when it came to the loss of a loved one. And he did his best to do so, he didnt talk about himself the while time, instead, he talked about you, how you were feeling, and he tried to help you remember the happy memories with the animal rather than focus on what was about to happen. Afterwards he would make sure that you are taking care of yourself even, keeping a water bottle right next to you while always giving you as much affection as you needed or wanted in that moment. Reminding you that you had a good heart and that your animal would be really happy he had you as an owner while kissing you.

Beel                                                                                                         Beel really, really, really didnt like to see you crying. Specially about losing someone you held close to your heart. It hurt him deeply when you told him your pet had to be put down since they couldn't be saved. His first instinct was to wrap you up in his arms and shield you from all that pain that would be coming soon, but the moment you started crying in his embrace he realized that this was something he couldnt protect you from. The demon would feel a wave of sadness as he stands next to you, watching you say goodbye to your small friend, and knowing there wasnt much he could do to help you, so, once you were ready to leave, he made sure to be there for you whenever you needed him. He would make sure you didnt skip meals over the sadness, reminding you that your friend wouldnt like seeing you all that sad. He just wanted to help you be happy again, and even if he couldnt bring your pet back he would try as much as possible to let you know that you had made the small animal as happy as it has made you.

Belphegor                                                                                       Belphegor would have the hardest time to understand why you were so sad over an animal. There were many like the one you had, you could easily just pick another one and give it the same name, but although he had those thought, he never went ahead and voiced them. he kept them silenced, knowing that you were in pain, and that even if he couldnt understand the source of that pain, he understood the pain of loosing someone important. So, when you asked him to be there, he stayed right by your side, if his presence alone could give you some sort of comfort then he wasnt about to deny you from it. On the next few days to weeks he would stay glued to your side, making sure to wipe the tears away whenever he saw them emerge, reminding you that everything would be alright, holding you close and letting you sleep in his arms. As clueless as he was as to why you cared about the animal so much, he wasnt about to mock you or make any ill comment about it, instead he kissed your forehead, wrapped you in a blanket, got you your favorite drink and reassured you that you were the best owner that the animal could have had.

Solomon                                                                                              Solomon would understand you better than most of the demons. Even more so than Leviathan. Giving that he was human like you, he understood the loving of something that wouldnt last for all your life. And those feelings only got deeper after the potion granted him immortality. He understood perfectly what it meant, and the pain which you were going trough at the moment. So, without even asking, he was right there, watching as you said goodbye to someone so special to you, and he knew he needed to do something to ease that pain. He used all kinds of spells until he found the right one, a spell to project ones memories. He knew it wouldn't be the same, and that it probably would only hurt more for a little while. But he wanted to let you be able to see and interact with the pet like you had in all those memories. and whenever you asked him to put the spell down, he’d be right there, with tissues to wipe your tears, and a warm hug.

[lysol1201]

😊Obey Me Brothers as Luke Hemmings songs and Why I'm Right😊

This is all including shit from Luke Hemming's album "When Facing The Things We Turn Away From" which you should listen to because it's beautiful and amazin, thank you xx

will say this does include some like deeper thinking, unsure if there is anything that I should mark as triggering here, lemme know if there is anything i should leave warnings for.

slight spoilers in Belphie's for the anime season 1 as well as lesson 16, but I will mark it when it gets there <33

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🔥Lucifer🔥

Starting Line by Luke Hemmings

"I wake up every morning with the years ticking by I'm missing all these memories, maybe they were never mine I feel the walls are closing I'm running out of the time I think I missed the gun at the starting line"

I want you to look me straight in the eyes and tell me this man isn't damaged from having to be the "parent" of his brothers, I'll wait. Kidding, you can't. I cannot stress this enough: He had to take place as the father figure after they were all disowned by their own. This bitch wakes up every morning knowing he can't really just be a fucken dude anymore this man a single father over 5 fallen angels and some demon that never asked for this shit. He walked into this with 0 warning and it all happened so fast he doesn't even know how he got there. This bitch went out to buy clothes and found himself at the soup store, fr.

💵Mammon💵

Place In Me by Luke Hemmings

"Call me in the morning Yeah, I'm sorry that I let you down I'm so apathetic, it's pathetic But I need you now."

Bestie doesn't know how to use his emotions probably, so he be a bitch instead ❤ Typical tsundere vibes but also same, can relate. Unfortunately, I am writing this in a stance of this is how I usually am and Mammon is basically the same, awks. Anyway, basically this dude kinda meanie or acts like he has no emotions to mask the fact that they're actually pretty strong. So instead he finds himself doing stupid or dumb things that can probably be seen as rude and as pushing someone away. In reality, he just kinda wants them in his arms to make him feel better. He feels bad every time he hurts them or lets them down so he just wants to say sorry because he needs them most to not only keep him together emotionally but keep his shit together physically before he gets the shit beat outta him for being a stupid ass bitch again.

👾Leviathan👾

Motion by Luke Hemmings

"With every sundown, I feel alone These hands are strangers, they ain’t my own My eyes are lying, my eyes are lying to me With every comedown, nowhere to go This simple silence is all I know You know I'm trying, you know I'm trying to leave"

This song is literally about not trusting your own thoughts and not believing the voices in your head, if that isn't self explanatory of Leviathan then idk what is. N e wayz, to explain, bestie has no faith or bellief in himself of being a decent person who can deserve love and who can be a first choice. Even if his brain were to go "yeah, I deserve MC" he would auto shut it down to "haha SIKE" and run away. He's trying, but it doesn't stop him from feeling alone. Bestie, you need help my beloved ❣

🐱Satan🐱

Mum by Luke Hemmings

"I'm so heavy Jump into my ocean Can’t you see me sinking? Love the fear of falling Don't you know I'm too young? Can't you hear me calling you? Nothing hurts me now"

First off: Mans don't got a mom, his mom is Lucifer but that's an awkward topic that makes as much sense as the Once Upon A Time family tree. N e wayz, song is basically like getting thrown into something big at a young age and kind of losing yourself. Mans got thrown into this world as a straight up grown ass fucken adult and told "you're a demon, these are your brothers, you only exist cuz this dude got mad" and had to just kinda live with it. Like yep, this is my life now and I just have to accept that. Despite being popped out as an adult, he still had to be "raised" but due to the complication he kinda got thrown into shit his baby ass newborn ass wasn't ready for which didn't help the fact that he is the literal embodiment of wrath. Over time though he learns how to cope with it and understand it, even if he didn't do the greatest of things to get there. "Nothing hurts me now" cuz he kinda went through it all already. In conclusion: angy man baby.

💋Asmodeus💋

Diamonds by Luke Hemmings

"Cut like diamonds and sink like stones Starve myself 'til I'm skin and bones I'm so much older than I ever thought I would be Hold the silence and don't let go I hurt the people I love the most I'm so much colder than I ever wanted to be"

He might be lustful and romantic but that doesn't make him the most "ideal" significant other. He kinda comes and goes with relationships, I'm p sure in one of the early chapters you meet like an ex of his in a painting and he kinda ruined her life but he was too into himself to care so like oops besties loooooooooool and he probably never wanted to be that cold, especially with being born as an angel. He strives for this perfection and beauty where the narcissism of it all clouds over how it affects others. That doesn't mean he isn't beautiful in his own way though. I mean diamonds are formed out of pressure, and he definitely was.

🍔Beelzebub🍔

Bloodline by Luke Hemmings

"Oh, there ain't no warning the first time Ain't no one to tell you "Run, boy, run Like I should've done" And oh, when I can't fight the bloodline Living in the seams back home Oh, no"

Ayo, no warning for the Celestial War, no one to tell him to run (even though he obvs wouldn't have brother of the year award goes to this super trooper) and lmao fighting the bloodline like legit, fuck daddy dearest. This song is about fighting addiction and thinking maybe it's just genetics, but in this case I'm taking it as his addiction being his family and he was going to fight the bloodline/"genetics" to fix it. And almost like it isn't genetics that make them brothers but he's still down bad (in la familia sense) for his brothers (and sister) he boutta fight a bitch. He went through a lot of fighting and scars and stuff for moments that probably weren't as significant to him until it was gone (like losing his sister). But y'know what this bitch would do if he had the option to go back in time? He'd do that shit again, you fucking GO bestie.

Bonus Lyrics: "If I knew from the start, would it change a thing?"

Answer: no it wouldn't this bitch would still be addicted to his family and fight for them bitches best brother of thE YEAR AWARD

💤Belphegor💤

Saigon by Luke Hemmings

"When facing the things we turn away from We're chasing the way we were in Saigon Oh, it's picked apart until there's nothing left of us to carry on Now we're facing the things we turn away from"

WARNING this does has some discussion with episode 10 and 11 in the Anime and somewhat lesson 16, I'm unsure if I should spoiler that or not but just in case here's that!

HA you thought I was gonna choose Beautiful Dream? You're WRONG.

Oi, okay, so mans wants to bring up the elephant in the room just like how it was in the anime. This bitch killed his brothers human so like lmao AWKS and then obviously after coming back after being gone for so long and learning that he was actually just locked in the attic the whole time, things were just, as previously stated, awks. Everyone wanted to turn away from the whole ordeal and how they were treating him differently becuase of it. This man wanted to face the things they turned away from, being him, and chase the way they were at the Hot Springs, as one big ass happy family mother fuckers. He didn't want them to turn away from him anymore, to be picked apart until there was nothing left of them anymore. So, he confronted them and faced the things they were turning away from to retrieve back that happy family bonding feeling like the way they felt the first time they were at the Hot Springs. 

[cozymoko]

Dating Kyouya Sata

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Anime: Wolf Girl Black Prince {Ookami ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Shoujo to Kuro Ouji}

👑 Kyouya is such a tease! He doesn’t mean any harm by it...most of the time. He just finds it entirely too cute when you get mad at him. The way you puff out your cheeks, fold your arms as you impatiently tap your foot Kyouya cant keep a smirk off his face.

👑 But it's only funny when he pokes fun at you if anyone else does it Kyouya will get genuinely pissed. Although he acts like he doesn't care he’s very overprotective. Anytime you’re in a crowded space Kyouya’s arm is around you or he's clasping your hand, just so you don't get lost.

👑 Not super into PDA unless you initiate it first, but if you want to touch him he's okay with it. Do you want to hold his hand? Go for it, he’ll drag you around like a child. Do you want to kiss him? Sure thing, but this tease will make you work for it first.

👑 Even though Kyouya doesn't hug you a ton in public his sweet actions make up for it. He’ll flick your forehead when you say something cute or dumb, gaze at you fondly, or give you small praises while petting your hair. If he's feeling playful he might just pepper your face with kisses, and perhaps other areas too...

👑 A bonus for you if you can get him to give you a piggyback ride. It's such a battle. It's not that he can't carry you, he doesn't mind at all. But you have a pair of working legs so why should he? If you convince him Kyouya will pretend he's going to drop you the whole time.

👑 In private it's a different story, the amount of love and attention you get is unbelievable. The usual lifeless face covered with a soft smile, I would have to see it to believe it. However depending on how long you’re dating it can vary from casual talks to sweet kisses and warm hugs. Or more, it's your choice!

👑 Kyouya is a great listener. A lot of times it seems like he's ignoring you and when you start to get mad he’ll provide his input. He always listens to you, he cares about what you think and all your beliefs. Over time you'll catch on and your anger with subside.

👑 I wouldn't say he's jealous, more so territorial than anything. Sata will pull you close when a group of men passes you. Or if you’re getting side-eyed he’ll step behind you, following your footsteps. He's good at hiding his enviousness unless somebody touches you, he might lash out a bit.

[dearestpartnerofgreatness]

Reminder that this oneshot series by @weathersbywebseriesreviews exists and is INCREDIBLE and is compiled from answered asks and features stories like:

Nao growing as a person after her breakup with Uehara

Nao being romantically attracted to women 

The fallout of Nao and Uehara getting engaged too soon

Nao and Issei falling in love

If I could recommend this a million times I would!! She adds chapters based on requests/asks so if you have one send it on over!!!

[smellslikegeraniums]

A visual headcanon where Jesper is the only one out of the three whose clothes fit right. Khan's clothes mostly fit too tight because he's had some of them since high school and he's been gaining weight. Tereezs's clothes mostly fit too loose because he's got most of them a couple years ago (before ZA/UM, that is) when he wasn't that skinny.

[curewhimsy]

I made 12 Stardew Valley character profiles and im going to romance a different character in each one. I made Koe and Joy too since they’re favorite characters, but im going to age them up considerably since they’re kids 😥

I’m going to write fanfiction and stuff if this AU lol

So here is what I’m planning (note that everyone in this AU is aged as an adult and similar in age and this is very important)

(Note: Hibiki is Defosuke and Kanade is Defota, but I gave them “human” names.)

Amelia and Maru Ship name: Amaru. I feel they’ll be a sweet and relaxing relationship, even though Ame might be a bit silly for Maru, Maru may eventually find it endearing.

Haku and Penny Ship name: Hanny. They are both angsty women who suffer from abusive alcoholic parents (Penny’s mom and Haku’s dad.)

Taya and Shane Ship name: Shaya. Angst. Lots of angst.

Uta and Sam Ship name: Sata. Uta is sarcastic and moody and Sam is genuine and cheerful.

Koe and Sebastian Ship name: Kobastian. Koe will annoy the heck out of Sebastian.

Hibiki and Elliot Ship name: Hibiot. Idk man. Elliot just seems like he’s passionate and Hibiki is kinda awkward or something and… idk.

Kanade and Harvey Ship name: Kanavey. Bears. And uh… mature and sensible guys. Fluffy.

Joy and Leah Ship name: Joah. The artistic and cheerful seeming ones. Fluffy.

Teto and Haley Ship name: Teley. The dork gets with the snob.

Ritsu and Alex Ship name: Rilex. They both seem like gremlins but they have hidden depth.

Rhona and Abigail Ship name: Rhogail. Abigail would so admire Rhona for being an accomplished adventurer and be smitten by her.

Luka and Emily Ship name: Lumily. They both have their shit the most together out of all of them.

Personalities referenced from this article.

I took my headcanon sexualities into account. I took into consideration that Joy, Teto, and Luka are lesbians, Haku prefers women, and that Kanade prefers men.

[goblins-writing]

Request: Could you write some fluffy relationship HCs for Satan, or maybe a drabble? I just need something cute right now thank you!

A/N: Decided to go with the drabble idea, I hope you don’t mind. I plan to make relationship headcanons for the brothers and undatables sometime (hopefully soon). Thanks for the request, enjoy! 

Romance Novels 

Pairing: Satan x MC 

Warnings: None, I don’t think so 

It was cliche, really. All of it was. From the first meeting, to the last goodbye. Your year with Satan was like a page torn out of a romance novel. The ones he always claimed to hate but read in the secrecy of his own room. The ones he took advice from when he didn’t know how to plan the perfect date or when he needed to refine a love letter. The ones he’d eventually end up reading to you. Y’know, the ones you loved too.  

When your year in the Devildom ended, so did your seemingly unconditional love for romance novels. They just weren’t the same without Satan’s voice reading them to you. They weren’t the same knowing that there would be no date based off of a scene you both liked. Now, they lacked the magic they previously contained. It just wasn’t the same without him.

Still, you pushed to read them. In class, on the train, in the safety of your room. You needed the reminder of yours and Satan’s love; especially when the human world now felt so cold and lonely compared to the Devildom. You ended up finding some keepers; ones worth telling Satan about the next time you’d talk to him. Over the phone. No contact. Just a cold screen and a filtered borderline-unfamiliar voice. 

God, you missed him. So when Solomon approached you offering you a free ride to the Devildom (with the promise that you could go back to your place and get some of your stuff); of course you accepted. Why wouldn’t you? 

When you arrived, Satan wasn’t the first you saw but it gave you time to set up your room and choose the books you wanted to show him. Having a hard time picking, you decided to make a pile and bring them up to his room. Standing up carefully with the pile of books, you begin your way towards his library-like room. Little did you know, Satan was heading towards your room with his own pile of books. 

Excitedly, you make your way up the stairs and speed up your pace for the final small trek. And you run right into him, books scattering everywhere and the two of you falling onto the ground with them. 

“Ouch!” You cry out, knees banging painfully onto the wooden floor. 

“Oof!” Satan grunts at the same time. 

You both lay on the floor, looking around at the mess of books before your eyes meet. 

“Sata-!”

 “MC!” Satan interrupts; lunging forwards and pulling you into a bone-crushing hug. 

You fall back laughing with him, rolling on the floor and the two of you reunite. 

Finally, pulling away, you both take note of the books lying about again. 

“I got it-” You started.

“No, I can get it.” Satan finished, already grabbing as many books as he could. 

Huffing, you start to help him; hands brushing every now and then, making your cheeks tingle pink. 

Once the books were cleaned up, you both stood; pausing to look at each other before Satan smirks and walks away towards his room with a; “You’re cute.”

You spend the rest of the night telling each other about the books you brought and laughing and kissing. You missed this. He missed this. To have each other again was magic. 

It made every word of every book worth it. The books, brim to brim; full of magic. 

[nameless-kills]

and to ramp it up another notch: stop pretending that satanism isnt accepting of or celebrating all types of people. you dont need a special ticket to be a satanist.

you just need to have fucking morals.

stop pretending satanism is catholicism but with the devil

cuz its fucking not

[carothepoet]

Ineffable Family

Headcanon in which Crowley and Aziraphale, after moving to their cottage in the South Downs, decide to have a biological child:

--Crowley is the one who carries the pregnancy. Aziraphale takes the best care of him, miracle-ing up the most delectable dishes to satisfy his every craving; rubbing his back and his feet; holding his hand during labor.

--It’s weeks before the baby is named because they can’t agree and are both extremely petty about it. Finally they figure out a way to name her after each other: Antonia Zira Crowley (nicknamed Zee).

--Zee is so beautiful and such a perfect combination of both of them that they are in absolute awe of her. Small and round, with the barest hint of angular cheekbones under the baby chub of her face. Silvery-gray swan wings, softer than starlight; sparkling emerald eyes with cat-like pupils; golden-red curls all over her head. 

--Aunt Anathema, Uncle Newt, Uncle Adam and Them all bring her so many presents that they have to miracle a whole new room onto the cottage just to hold them all.

--Some nights they stand by her crib and watch her sleep, their fingers laced together and Aziraphale’s head rested against Crowley’s shoulder. (”Isn’t she beautiful, my dear?” “She is. She looks like you.”)

--Crowley is the disciplinarian, insisting that children need boundaries and structure. Aziraphale maintains that all they need is hugs and cake, and that Zee is not one of Crowley’s house plants. Needless to say, Zee has Aziraphale firmly wrapped around her little finger.  

--Zee gets older, and before bed she curls up on the sofa next to Aziraphale while he reads her Shakespeare and Dickens and many other classics from his vast collection. He wraps a wing around her like a blanket, and sometimes she falls asleep.

--When Crowley puts her to bed, he tells her stories of the capers he and Aziraphale used to get up to, many years before. Her favorite story of all is the one where they helped Uncle Adam save the world, and she doubles over laughing at Crowley’s description of how he blew a wave of hellfire at Gabriel and frightened him so badly he nearly pissed himself.

--Aziraphale teaches her his magic tricks and she spends the next month pulling coins out of Crowley’s ears and annoying the hell out of him (but deep down he’s quite proud that she is so clever).

--Zee becomes a teenager, and since she is both, deep down, a little bit of a good person and just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing, she gives her dads a run for their money. She knows exactly what buttons to push. For instance, there is the Halloween night that she comes down dressed in white clothes, a black wig, and violet-colored contacts in her eyes. “Who…are you supposed to be?” asks Aziraphale nervously.

“I’m the Archangel-Fucking-Gabriel,” she replies, and Crowley nearly discorporates with laughter. Aziraphale isn’t amused.

--Of course, the following Halloween she dresses in such an accurate representation of Hastur that Crowley fully snakes out in panic, and Aziraphale tells him it serves him right (while passing Zee a piece of cake).

--Crowley teaches Zee to drive. In the Bentley. She takes to it like a duck to water and he immediately regrets all of his life choices up until this point. (“I swear to Go- Sata- somebody, Antonia, if the Bentley comes back with so much as a scratch on it—" “Oh my God, Dad, you’re so dramatic! And don’t call me Antonia!!”)

TL;DR: Crowley and Aziraphale are the best dads ever, pass it on

[mxrtifero]

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[miyabinopenguin]

Heya! I always had the headcanon that Miyabino and Sata are best friends since they were small and I just wanted to hear your opinion about it! (1. Because I just need someone to talk about it and 2. Because I'm bored) ~C

Hii!! How are you C? 🐧💜 Oh!!! 👀 Well, I had see fanart of them together as best friend or brothers and honestly? both look really cute and the whole idea is really sweet...but....I don't really stan the idea. 🤷