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rascal-shark · 26 minutes
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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.
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rascal-shark · 27 minutes
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Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*
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rascal-shark · 29 minutes
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Really happy to see this at my local library
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rascal-shark · 13 hours
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@magic-ace CAS is every 7 minutes but it be like:
bus that comes “every fifteen minutes” is 40 minutes late
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rascal-shark · 13 hours
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the fact that this show didn’t get renewed is a crime literally a crime
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rascal-shark · 13 hours
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They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head
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rascal-shark · 15 hours
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briefly forgot that porn was a thing and googled "doctor sex" looking for the tf2 meme. big mistake
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rascal-shark · 17 hours
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I think I forgot to show tumblr this but it's been over a year since Phoenix Wright appeared on my crashed laptop screen
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rascal-shark · 18 hours
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Clark Kent faces about a hundred ethical dilemmas a day, but the one he'll never get used to is accidentally finding out that someone-- sometimes random strangers, sometimes his close friends-- has a serious health condition with x-ray vision, smell, or his hearing and having to figure if he should tell them, and how.
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rascal-shark · 18 hours
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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rascal-shark · 18 hours
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people outside my window are going to clubs meanwhile i lie here waiting until my legs dont hurt as much so i can sit down and draw yuri...
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rascal-shark · 18 hours
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never understood the appeal of superman but the way some artists and comics draw him looks like my boyfriend so some chemicals in my brain are getting crossed
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rascal-shark · 21 hours
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Happy bi week to those who celebrate! These are some books which contain bi main characters (including some bi aros / bi aces) that I’ve read and enjoyed. Every book on this list is one I would recommend to someone (depending on the person).
(My apologies if some of them contain pan main characters instead, it’s been a while since I’ve read a lot of them and I don’t completely remember. I tried to check but I can’t be 100% sure)
Also, bonus: An Arcane Inheritance by Kamilah Cole is a bi4bi dark academia thriller coming out in 2025!
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rascal-shark · 21 hours
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*daydreams about being loved by people who genuinely want me and put effort in*
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rascal-shark · 22 hours
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The rest of the thread is here.
tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids.  You won’t like what happens next.
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rascal-shark · 23 hours
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the thing about working in childcare these days is that I'm blown away by how open minded and genuinely curious these kids are. there are multiple openly queer kids, who are aware of the intricacy of the queer community and the multi-faceted nature of queer identity.
none of that was around 10 or 20 years ago. queerness wasn't even necessarily taboo during my childhood experiences, it just,,, wasn't taught or talked about, even from one child to another. I just didn't know it was a thing. but these little kids know about intersectionality!!!
and then when I was in high school, kids used 'gay' as an insult, but these kids at my job don't even blink differently when I told them the little queer flag pin on my messenger bag was the aroace flag. some of them ask what it means, because perhaps they've only heard of gay lesbian and trans. (and they've heard of gay lesbian and trans!!!!) I explain my flag and what it means, and it makes sense to them. that would have been alien for me as a ten year old.
some of these little lesbian girls and aroace and bisexual boys, the pan, poly, demigirl and nonbinary little ten year olds are the best friends that little me needed.
it's refreshing and heartwarming to see that the young ones of today are the kind of people this world needs.
PROTECT QUEER KIDS!!!! EMPOWER QUEER KIDS!!!!
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rascal-shark · 23 hours
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my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone
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