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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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Source

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My apologies to people named Gareth.

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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

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being a classroom aide is basically like being a henchman if the primary duty of a henchman was tying the wettest shoelaces imaginable

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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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DAMMMBB i found this astarion piece from last year that i could doo 100 million times better if i just had the time i would love to finish / redo it

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You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

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so

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why do people with more than 4 lives get their lives hidden but skizz is allowed to have NEGATIVE 22 😭😭 "you guys don't need to know if people have more than 4 lives but you guys need to know how much this guy SUCKS"

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they should be entitled to financial compensation i think

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lol

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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quick reminder that i am being so serious when i say that if you are transphobic in any way, shape, or form—"radfem" or otherwise—you should be ashamed to feel like you can ever interact with me or anybody else. you are not welcome here. goodbye!