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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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just know, before you pick that cute little kitten, that one day it will be an old cat with no teeth who wants to sit in your lap and fart a bunch. just reaaaalllly fart. really awful meat farts. just be aware of this.

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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

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Home is wherever I’m with you~ x

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The ferryman will be busy today! The enemy have brought more mutuals to the fight.

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just saw a post in my city’s subreddit from a guy who just moved to alabama and wanted to know which football team he should get into and said “I asked chatgpt but I figured real people with real opinions would be better”. I don’t wanna risk gettin flamed in the comments but tbh if your first instinct is to ask a computer which team you should follow you may not have the temperament to be a college football fan 💀

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if tumblr shuts down you'll find me like this

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

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Erin Ambrose's goal, Canada v. Finland - Semi-final #2 - 2025 IIHF Women's World Championship

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why do kids cartoons always have the best most nuanced and layered plots and characters and adult cartoons are always just “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck”

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Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

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