#sassy sounds

[genebelcher]

longish Felix Fischoeder headcanon post :) read em if you want

he's a trans man + bisexual

his favorite dessert is anything with bavarian cream, especially boston creme pie

he also loves gourmet potato chips

he's obsessed with electronic music, especially eurodance

he speaks latin decently bc it was compulsory at his boarding school + german decently because it was his elective language and he got to practice it a lot because...

he lived in various european countries throughout the 90s and 2000s, spent the most time in switzerland, germany, and belgium, but his favorite place he lived was bolzano even though he only spent 3 months there

that's how he spent his whole interitance, by the way. partying and making questionable business decisions in central europe.

he absolutely was his mother's favorite. she babied him a lot

while calvin went to a very expensive, very fancy boarding school in upstate new york, felix went to a cheaper, crappier one in new jersey.

he felt horribly stifled by the strict environment (and the skirt-and-blouse uniform) so summers were always his favorite time of year because he got to run around in cargo shorts and play in the woods or his treehouse.

he was bullied in school a lot for being "weird" and masculine, esp by the students at the boys' boarding school paired with felix's school. he did have a friend circle of fellow weirdos though, most of whom also grew up to be lgbt.

he would steal calvin's pulp novels and men's adventure magazines while visiting home and read them under the covers with a flashlight. they made him realize he was trans and that he liked women

[babyanimalgifs]

When you're extra fabulous (Sound on)

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[okmcintyre]

#THE100MEME | 3/3 Recurring Quotes - “Go float yourself!"

[skitskatdacat63]

Vettonso complaining about each other not respecting schrondinger's track limits on the radio compilation + Seb's commentary that made me a bit feral

Must include these sexy ass pics okay, it makes me feral how hard they race each other.

Also SO upset that we got this vid and there's also pictures(and presumably a vid out there somewhere) of Fernando, back then, ALSO debriefing this race. And yet we never got them together?????? Evil. Fucked up.

Imagine seeing them complaining about each other but also having to (begrudgingly if you're Fernando) compliment each other IN FRONT of each other. Maybe its a good thing it doesn't exist, bcs then I'd have a heart attack.

[ghostly-idiot]

side order was obviously psychological and physical pain for 8 (what else is new) but have you ever thought about how much fun they could've had in certain levels?

mostly with the fact the ∞-ball levels can be a nice session of exposure therapy considering 8 has been an unintentionally traumatized 8-ball murderer for however long they were in the metro (aka: the balls no longer fall!! they're saved!! its a late squidmas miracle!!!!), and also they can occasionally watch from afar as the battering lentos (big boi fishes) somehow solve things while playing with it.

there's also the fact two of the bosses sing BANGERS. absolute icons of their generation. where would we all be without the new idols that are my bois asynchronous rondo and pinging marciale???

also 8 gets to witness the true power of gay moms in the elevator of all places with a very done with life sanitized dj who might as well be their sassy aroace cousin who most definitely talks shit about everyone /j

tl;dr side order is peak comedy at times and fanon 8 should be shown to have at least a bit more fun than ive seen.

imma leave you with this tiktok i found that tempted me to make a character out of the one parallel bobot lookin guy cuz honestly why not

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

The rise of the gravity falls fandoms has been nothing short but great, AND WERE GETTING NEW FIDDLESTAN CONTENT, were literally In peak fandom guys enjoy It while It last because I sure am!

Thank you so much anon you're SO correct-

EXCEPT FOR ONE THING

this is going to last FOREVER because I said so

[thankstothe]

im...................

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

Why is there not enough fic for the tag "sassy Andrew Minyard" on ao3? There's like 13 against the 238 "sassy Neil Josten" fics. Neil in my opinion is not sassy, he possesses disarming honesty(and lies) and wields them as weapons, examples : "are you stupid?" "Yeah", "Maybe you're not as stupid as I thought you were" "Maybe I am", the whole you know I get it speech, "Dan, I said please. I tried to be nice", "a clear shot at Riko and no witnesses", "I called you a dead weight has been", "what future?" Etc, like the boy only knows clap backs and call outs

Whereas Andrew Minyard has given us goldies such as "we're flatteted by your high opinion of us, of course", "is your learning curve a horizontal line?", "Is your spine the spine of the righteous? Are you trying your best to step on my toes because you're feeling the tragic weight of the hollier than thou?", "it wasn't me, it was the one armed man!" COME ON NOW. Resident little bitch, can run circles around you with his mastery of comedic timing and poetic language. Same guy that gave us the impeccable scene where everyone turns to look at him and he turns to look behind himself as if he's looking for another goalie in the team. He is sassy, and he is the moment.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

ratchet / ironhide / optimus / starscream / bulkhead / shockwave filming wheeljack ..... ' dancing ' ... after an invention doesn't implode for once

[genebelcher]

this should be clear to everyone already but IDC if the writers strike postpones season 14. it's waaaaay more important to guarantee fair treatment for workers than it is for me to see new episodes of a TV show!!!

That said I wanna compile a post of neat behind the scenes stuff (like interviews and extras) for anyone who's craving a little more Bob's in their life (regardless of whether we get the new season in October or if it's pushed back by the stubborn studio execs who won't support workers rights)

[cvntroach5000]

alright im banishing caleb from the destiny cafe. not because hes a yandere, in fact, hes not yandere enough for me. but because sylus set a very high standard of quality for the voices im willing to tolerate while idling on the menu and calebs voice has been annoying me immensely.

[sassy-bitch-since-2007]

Ok, but you truly want me to believe Cody did not punch Duncan once he found out he's the reason why Noah's dead??? Nu-uh. He totally did.

[giggly-squiggily]

HIHIHI I saw the my hero is still up could I get a platonic “im yours” with aizawa and bakugo 🩷🥰🩷

{Candy Heart Prompts: OFFICIALLY CLOSED!}

OOO, Ler!Aizawa! My darling- I've gotcha covered, Chibi! :D Some good ol' student and teacher antics coming right up!

I'm Yours: "You like being tickled, don't you?"

“One more time!”

“Geez, kid- you really don’t give up, do you?” Aizawa rolled his neck, wincing some when it popped. “Hmm- the joys of getting older.”

“Why act so surprised? You always sound like that when you move.” It came out before Bakugou could stop it. His eyes widened when Aizawa turned a sharp glare in his direction, taking a step back. “Eh..sorry?”

“Always sound like that, eh? What- you think I’m a walking glow stick?” Something dangerous was in his teacher’s expression as he pulled at his capture scarf, prepping his weapon. Bakugou would be lying if he said he wasn’t the tiniest bit excited.

“Well- I was gonna say a bowl of pop rice…”

Aizawa puffed out a laugh before attacking, his scarf wrapping around Bakugou’s ankle before the blonde could escape. “Oh, you’re in for it now brat! Come here!”

“Wait- waahahhait, shiihiht nohohohohooh-ahheahhahhahahha!” The second he was in range, Aizawa had him pinned, kneading his sides and tickling like nobody’s business. “Mihihihihiihisthhhthir Aihihihihzahhahahhawaha!”

“Sorry- can’t hear very well. I’m too busy cracking like a bowl of rice cereal.” His teacher growled, snickering as Bakugou shrieked and cackled beneath him. “Still believe that?”

“Fihihihiihne, pohohohohohop rohoohohohohocks!”

“You must really like being tickled, don’t you? Why else would you persist?” Aizawa tsked with feign disappointment, unable to hide a laugh when Bakugou squawked like a bird. “I bet Jeanist loves having you as an intern; he’s older than me. Do you give him the same level of sass?”

“Hehehehehhe’s ohohohohoohlder? Shihihihiihihit!”

“Watch your mouth.” Aizawa scolded gently as he finally stopped, leaving Bakugou gasping for air on the ground. “And yeah- by a few years. Don’t tell him I told you that though- he’ll never forgive me.”

“Ehehe..hehehe..fihiihne, I wohoohn’t.” Bakugou gave a tired thumbs up, sprawling back on the matts for a much deserved rest. Aizawa turned to collect his scarf.

“Wait a minute!” Bakugou was on his feet literally five seconds later, fully revived. “We hadn’t finished our practice match!”

“And here I thought you forgot about it.” Aizawa rolled his eyes fondly before turning to his student, ready to fight for real. “Alright- come on kid.”

[bubsmiraculousau]

how many of your guys' aus have adrien still be voiced by bryce papenbrook in ur head

[bumpscosity]

(FLASHING WARNING)

Not That I'm Anywhere - Cities Aviv

Dialogue from Fantastic Mr. Fox

[fruchtfliege]

Nine books I want to read this year 🎉

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