fruchtfliege
fruchtfliege
and god willing you can even loserficate yourself
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They/Them. Ace. never got over Hannibal or Teen Wolf, and I make quizzes and memes :) Go check my AO3
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fruchtfliege · 47 minutes ago
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Snippet Thursday Saturday!
Tagged by lovely people @spiderraeken and @fruchtfliege !!💕
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Stiles held his fist up, “Come on, you don't remember?” He complained and Theo shook his head, “Remember what now?”
“Our handshake! Y’know… the one we had when we were kids.” Theo’s eyes widened, “You remember that? The sleepovers?"
His gaze softened, "Yeah, I kept records after you… disappeared, basically.” He cleared his throat, “Just jog your memory, I don't got all day!” He smiled a bit.
Theo furrowed his eyebrows again and clenched his jaw, trying to remember what it was. Stiles saw the struggle and sighed, “Slap on the front, the back, then drag it across and pull it into a fist?” Theo followed his instructed moves.
“Then the thumb wrestling?” He asked, causing Stiles' eyes to shine. “Yes! Thumb wrestling!” They began and Theo managed to push Stiles’ thumb down, winning it, Stiles groaned and complained. Letting go of his hand.
“Not exactly a fist bump.”
“It's unique and you know it, now go put on your big boy pants on and talk to him. And remember… cupid didn't do this, I did!” He took credit.
“Technically a witch and her spell started all of this.” Theo corrected with a smirk.
Stiles clicked his tongue, “You know what I mean! He's staying with you tonight. Come on Scotty!” He exclaimed, getting Scott’s attention even by simply whispering.
I think everyone's done it so I won't be tagging anybody, but you may join if you'd like!☺️
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fruchtfliege · 50 minutes ago
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Hey, I have you for the gift exchange. Please tell me in the answer to this ask if you have any specific requests?
I can wing it but I want you to be climbing the walls with happiness and do it justice
Hii!!! Sooooo so sorry it took me a while to answer!
Well it's not that there's something specific I'd like to get and most of my preferred things are already listed but if it's thiam I'll like EVERYTHING (like literally). I'm a great enjoyer of different AUs (especially ones that are based on different books/films/series) so if you come up with something like that I'll be all yours🙏🏻 also also!!! wlw ships!! especially trayden! (I have an AU with pirate!Hayden and siren!Tracy so if you can write/draw something it would be wonderful🥺 I can even show you the moodboard I made! For the inspiration 🙌🏻)
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But, really, I'll enjoy EVERYTHING you'll do🙏🏻 But thank you for asking 🥺🥺🥺
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fruchtfliege · 52 minutes ago
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Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw
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fruchtfliege · 54 minutes ago
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chess getting a huge update i see
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fruchtfliege · 56 minutes ago
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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror
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fruchtfliege · 1 hour ago
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fruchtfliege · 1 hour ago
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thank god iwtv gave us the phrase "I could not prevent it" to say about things that you did on purpose and could prevent. honestly so essential
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fruchtfliege · 1 hour ago
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if you have OCD that moralistic post it not about you. keep scrolling. i love you
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fruchtfliege · 1 hour ago
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Something about Theo literally being the Came Back Wrong trope but like. Came back wrong as in came back incapable of being who he was before, and maybe that’s not a bad thing. Like, the boy who used emotions as a weapon, who treated everyone’s feelings and their emotional response to his faked feelings, coming back from Hell and being so utterly incapable of hiding his own anymore.
There wasn’t a single scene in S6 where he didn’t have some sort of feeling on his face, some sort of raw emotion about whatever situation they were in. His smiles at Liam are some of the most genuine emoting we see him do and it all seems to very different to that calculating, manipulative persona we had in 5A. Idk man.
Something about Tara ripping his her heart out over and over again until he learned how to feel with it.
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fruchtfliege · 1 hour ago
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Teen Wolf Ship of the Day, April 5th
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Alec x Nolan Holloway
Experts may say that Nolan fell first but Alec fell harder but true friends know that Alec fell first and Nolan fell harder. They are aggressively and majestically in love with each other.
Headcanons under the cut.
Alec is incredibly tactile but also incredibly timid with his touch, he doesn't want to hurt Nolan in any way so he'll be very careful with casual touches
Nolan loves high up places and will go to them when he's scared or nervous, after nightmares its easy to find Nolan, just look for the highest place to sit
Nolan loves romcoms and Alec adores a good soap opera or drama show
They both play lacrosse together but neither is ever really invested in winning, Alec can be competitive but not particularly with lacrosse
Alec can cook but its always a little bit emotional for him as most of the recipes he has memorized were his mothers, Nolan can't cook for shit and is more likely to order a pizza
They both love 80s music and Nolan's favourite artist is Tears for Fears and Alec's is Queen
Alec is the nig spoon but they more often just cuddle parentheses style
Both of them enjoy receiving and giving gifts but Alecs live language is physical touch and Nolans is words of affirmation
Alec loves giving Nolan flowers specifically, he loves the way that Alec looks at the flowers with such joy and amazement, it makes Nolans day just to see that
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fruchtfliege · 6 hours ago
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rewatched half of dirk gently's holistic detective agency with a friend last night it's literally soooo good it's such a shame no one's watched it. big fan of manic pixie dream guy psychic detectives who escaped from a secret government facility, elijah wood playing the most confused pathetic man alive, punk girls with disabilities and the energy vampires who help her with it, bodyguards with way too much anxiety 5 seconds away from a breakdown, kitten sharks, assassins who are practically immortal whose targets are dictated by the universe itself and their sopping wet cat of a boyfriend who's secretly a criminal mastermind, ex rockstars body swapping rich girls with dogs, and shapeshifters who almost exclusively shapeshift into inanimate objects
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fruchtfliege · 16 hours ago
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Fuck it Friday
Tagged by: @thiamsalpha
Stiles’s fingers ghosted over the images and documents he pinned to the cork board in his dad’s office. He yanked on the ball of red yarn that rested on the desk behind him. It rolled off the desk and began to pool on the floor. Something about the clues in front of him irked him. Some clues felt too mundane… just regular Beacon Hills things… while others… others felt like something more.
Scott knocked lightly on the door, catching Stiles’s attention. His eyes flicked over from the board in front of him to Scott, now sitting on the sofa.
“You good Stiles?” Scott asked, picking up the ball of yarn on the floor as it rolled near him.
“No. Something isn’t right with that circus. Call Liam,” Stiles responded.
new WIP: currently untitled & unedited 👀
npt : @fruchtfliege @chasing-chimeras @honestlydarkprincess and of course anyone who wants to join :)
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fruchtfliege · 17 hours ago
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if tumblr shuts down you can find me bleeding out in a ditch
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fruchtfliege · 17 hours ago
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Source ~ Jellycat
Fuddles Calf
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fruchtfliege · 17 hours ago
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fuck it friday
tagged by @mmoosen and @haven-of-dusk 💋💚
“You’re being weird,” Theo said with a wrinkle between his eyebrows. “I mean, more than your usual level of weirdness. I thought you would be mad at me today, you know, the drinking too much thing,” he kept with the rambling. “It looks like you have a stick on your ass. Are you playing without me?”
Liam rolled his eyes, annoyed, and shifted his weight from one leg to the other, trying to smooth his features and calm his heart. But damn, it was hard. He couldn’t believe Theo had forgotten everything. This was important—very. If he had forgotten they had sex that was one thing, but the rest of the night...it was disappointing.
“Just get the fucking money in my wallet,” Theo said when he got no response from his boyfriend, making his way back to the door. “I’ll have your ‘I told you so’s’ after shower, when I’ll be fully awake for that.” Then he left. And Liam was alone in the kitchen, feeling his heart breaking inside him. Theo really forgot.
npt @hemlocksandfoxgloves @ksbbb @wolfboy88 @maplesyrizzup @honestlydarkprincess @fruchtfliege @aristarr @mmoosen @so-long-soldier28 @thiamsalpha @genetic-hellhound @ashyjingles @dreadful-doctors @bigjarofthiam @johnsotherbastard @slimeyslimeyballsack @rhyslahey @awinnn23 @gaefandomlover @raywriteshere @foofsterwolf @okay-but-could-we-not @wolffellerblog @myrrhhymns @lycanthropyforlosers @sterekshipper-writer @barelybalthasar @mangos-passing-by @probably-hyperfixated @thiamblogger @bellatrixxmarierose @morganasmissus @fluffypotatey @fuji09 @slice-of-magenta @blue-hair-and-angels @theoraeeken @jesse-is-spiralling @ghostextremist @buckdefencesquad @kingofangst @kitjosten13 and whoever wants to hop in :)
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fruchtfliege · 17 hours ago
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Fuck it Friday
tagged by the lovely @thiamsxbitch
The beta’s heartbeat was slow and weak, barely hearable. Theo was sure even a doctor wouldn’t be able to pick up on the sound, his pulse was hard to find and faint. “I’ll call Deaton,” Corey said, sliding past Mason and Nolan. “Stay with Theo.”
Nolan’s eyes watered, not necessarily because of Liam but in general. He just watched his friend die, he watched Theo take his pain and now he was watching Liam die… he was apart of the reason, the cause of this chaos and death, he had been a part of it.
from my wip: holding onto a piece of you
no pressure tags: @abibliphobiac @bererjs @blue-hair-and-angels @dreadful-doctors @disasterpenguin @fruchtfliege @genetic-hellhound @gaefandomlover @johnsotherbastard @ksbbb @hemlocksandfoxgloves @mmoosen @neurodivergentflower @nightshade-emrys @okay-but-could-we-not @raywriteshere @spikeface @slimeyslimeyballsack @valkyrievoid-15 @wolffellerblog @wolfboy88
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fruchtfliege · 17 hours ago
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not my island, not my yoshis
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