#asynchronous rondo

[valyaco]

thank you @splatoongamefiles for the image

i made a size comparision by stacking a bunch of parallel canons and i figured out their sizes! here it is shortest to tallest

canons are 5 feet/150cm, they're inkling sized.

marciale is 35 feet/10.5m

agitando is 50 feet/15m

overlorder is roughly 65 feet/19.5m. it passes the ankles a bit

rondo is 75 feet/22.5m

[dustyhyena]

obsessed with this fucking thang

[nirogryphon]

i noticed that a couple of the bosses have multi-phase tracks, so i edited ΘctΘpticΘn so that each phase has one loop each. enjoy funny panopticon boss

edit: thanks to @ardnin for ripping the OST from the game. they have a drive that has the whole game as FLACs here

[ika-archieves]

i could not resist

[forged-cold]

still been trying to learn how to paint. here is my favorite boss and some goofy fish from splatoon side order. i love the swarming languendo so much. i couldn't stop laughing at them when they would come out of the portals looking extremely tall

[miniiinebulaee]

BOSS floor!

[hewkii]

whatever

[ghostly-idiot]

side order was obviously psychological and physical pain for 8 (what else is new) but have you ever thought about how much fun they could've had in certain levels?

mostly with the fact the ∞-ball levels can be a nice session of exposure therapy considering 8 has been an unintentionally traumatized 8-ball murderer for however long they were in the metro (aka: the balls no longer fall!! they're saved!! its a late squidmas miracle!!!!), and also they can occasionally watch from afar as the battering lentos (big boi fishes) somehow solve things while playing with it.

there's also the fact two of the bosses sing BANGERS. absolute icons of their generation. where would we all be without the new idols that are my bois asynchronous rondo and pinging marciale???

also 8 gets to witness the true power of gay moms in the elevator of all places with a very done with life sanitized dj who might as well be their sassy aroace cousin who most definitely talks shit about everyone /j

tl;dr side order is peak comedy at times and fanon 8 should be shown to have at least a bit more fun than ive seen.

imma leave you with this tiktok i found that tempted me to make a character out of the one parallel bobot lookin guy cuz honestly why not

[shou-gana1]

personallyi think they could be the next splatoon idols actually. they have such beautiful singing we should get these fuckers on inkopolis news IMMEDIATELY,

[myxineye]

the side orderrrrrrrrrrrrr

(my piece for @monochrome-walker ^^ thanks for having me!!)

also some crops i like!

[ink-central]

[blinky-skyd]

promised id deliver (click for full images)

[splat-details]

The Layered Rotator Asynchronous Rondo

[ika-archieves]

springfest if it was actually good /j

[lspiritomb]

sushi shop panopticon

the layers are conveyor belts, the bomb launchers/spotlights ordering tablets, the main cannons plates and the faces salmon roe sushi!

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

Me fr