Piccolo: How did you guys get kicked out of the tournament?
Vegeta: We were unfairly accused of poisoning the Ginyu Force.
Bulma: You were framed?
Raditz: No, we poisoned the shit out of them. But they didn’t have any proof.
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Apollo: hey da- what are you doing
Zeus: waterboarding your sister because she escalated the plan to kill us
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Frank: Apollo, I aspire for your level of chill.
Lester: I may seem relaxed at all times, but I’m actually extremely tense.
Meg: It’s true.
Meg: I’m why he’s tense.
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FIGHT LIKE A DOVE!
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Lal: Where’s Tsunayoshi, Reborn?
Reborn: We just stepped out of the shower. He’ll be down in a minute.
Lal: Alright, listen, you guys can’t go- did you just say “we”?
Reborn: What?
Lal: Did you just say “we just stepped out of the shower”?
Reborn: I said “he”.
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Hermes: Dude, we shouldn't do this. I'm backing out.
Dionysus: No, you can't back out! We owe this to Hephaestus! This guy banged Hephaestus' wife!
Hermes: So did you..?
Dionysus:
Dionysus: Yeah, but that's different.
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just learned that there are people out there who don’t like The Janitor Always Mops Twice ???
but ??
and
and let’s not forget about
what is there not to like ???
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Yami Bakura: Do not call the cops. They'll find the bug I'm going to plant.
Ryou: That's a baby monitor.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, a lot of people are bugging their babies these days. I guess babies can't be trusted.
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Jisung, wearing two pairs of headphones: I just realized I have two ears, so it's a waste of time to listen to only one thing.
Changbin: Let me get this straight. You just realized you have two ears?
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Finn: Wait, you followed me home?
Daniel: Yes.
Finn: All the way home?
Daniel: Yes.
Finn: Then you saw me eat the hot pocket I found in the garbage?
Daniel: Yes.
Finn: Any thoughts on that?
Daniel: No.
Finn: I like you already.
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when he says he wants a babe in the passenger seat but the only mf that’s ever in that chair is mac
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I have to say. Easily one of my favourite things in the entire AP Bio series is that canonically the entire town has a public holiday celebrating that one actor, Katie Holmes, from Dawkins creek specifically because she was from Toledo.
But what’s even better than that is the fact that there is only one family in the entirety of the town who does not celebrate this. And instead they Celebrate Jamie Farr, from MASH. AND THEY DO THIS BY CROSSDRESSING IN HIS MOST ICONIC DRESSES.
Anyway thus begins my essay as to why anyone who watches Always Sunny or AP Bio should also watch MASH…
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hi sunny fans is anyone able to list all the episodes where child sexual abuse is mentioned? I'd like to watch the show with someone who can get severely triggered by this topic and would prefer to avoid these episodes altogether. if you're not sure if it's all of them please still let me know all the ones you remember!
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