#S: it’s always sunny in Philadelphia

[ap-kinda-lit]

Piccolo: How did you guys get kicked out of the tournament?

Vegeta: We were unfairly accused of poisoning the Ginyu Force.

Bulma: You were framed?

Raditz: No, we poisoned the shit out of them. But they didn’t have any proof.

[mytho-nerd]

Apollo: hey da- what are you doing

Zeus: waterboarding your sister because she escalated the plan to kill us

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Frank: Apollo, I aspire for your level of chill.

Lester: I may seem relaxed at all times, but I’m actually extremely tense.

Meg: It’s true.

Meg: I’m why he’s tense.

[t00thpasteface]

FIGHT LIKE A DOVE!

[alicia-vantas]

[incorrctbleach]

Chad, to the fullbringers: Who's in charge here? Yukio: Well usually that's whoever yells the loudest.

[incorrectr27quotes]

Lal: Where’s Tsunayoshi, Reborn?

Reborn: We just stepped out of the shower. He’ll be down in a minute.

Lal: Alright, listen, you guys can’t go- did you just say “we”?

Reborn: What?

Lal: Did you just say “we just stepped out of the shower”?

Reborn: I said “he”.

[godsofhumanity]

Hermes: Dude, we shouldn't do this. I'm backing out. Dionysus: No, you can't back out! We owe this to Hephaestus! This guy banged Hephaestus' wife! Hermes: So did you..? Dionysus: Dionysus: Yeah, but that's different.

[sillyfreaktime]

just learned that there are people out there who don’t like The Janitor Always Mops Twice ???

but ??

and

and let’s not forget about

what is there not to like ???

[allelitewrestlings]

its always sunny in phialdelphia - the gang solves the gas crisis (2008) // aew rampage - parking lot brawl (2023)

[ap-kinda-lit]

Yami Bakura: Do not call the cops. They'll find the bug I'm going to plant.

Ryou: That's a baby monitor.

Yami Bakura: Yeah, a lot of people are bugging their babies these days. I guess babies can't be trusted.

[chaoticmetalheroine]

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Jisung, wearing two pairs of headphones: I just realized I have two ears, so it's a waste of time to listen to only one thing. Changbin: Let me get this straight. You just realized you have two ears?

[incorrectlis2]

Finn: Wait, you followed me home?

Daniel: Yes.

Finn: All the way home?

Daniel: Yes.

Finn: Then you saw me eat the hot pocket I found in the garbage?

Daniel: Yes.

Finn: Any thoughts on that?

Daniel: No.

Finn: I like you already.

[harveybwabbit92]

Jugglus: What the hell is THAT?

[He points at little Akari sitting in Gai's lap wearing the drifter's hat and eating a doughnut.]

Gai: It's a little girl I found in the trash.

Jugglus: Well put it back, it doesn't belong to you.

Gai, glares in disgust: No, I'm not putting her back-

[idknotgonnapost]

when he says he wants a babe in the passenger seat but the only mf that’s ever in that chair is mac