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[mistystarshine]

Control, War, Change

Some time ago, the War Devil tried to end the world for the fun of it. He died in the attempt.

Some time later, the Control Devil tried to rob humanity of its free will for the sake of making a perfect world. She died in the attempt.

Now, everyone in special division four is wants something. Lute seeks revenge, Vaggie wants to know who she is, and Charlie dreams of peace between devils and humanity. And Adam?

Adam is going to save the world.

Or; the fic with Chainsaw Man's setting and Hazbin's characters that follows the plot of neither and can be read without knowing either.

[eternvlsound]

Neon street lights to guide you home

ig: space.ram

[carbon-fiber-internal-organs]

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

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[supercassette]

1 900 Download The Future by warakami-vaporwave

[warakami-vaporwave]

Sakura Memories

[actressposts]

[where-is-the-angst]

how the fuck do the riordanverse characters remember the prophecies after hearing them once

[ne0nthc]

[k-wame]

BARRY KEOGHAN 📸 Nick Thompson | Wonderland Magazine | Winter 2023 Issue

[idkwhatimdoingherehonestlyy]

Heyyy!!! Can you do something where earth42 miles is playing video game and your sitting in his lap or something like that🙏🏾 love your work btw😻

VIDEO GAMES - MILES 42

A/N: Hey bestie! Ty for the compliments :) and ofc I can!!

WARNING: I dont speak spanish so I will be using google translate, lol. However, if anyone is a translator and can help me out please do!

BE PREPARED FOR: FLUFFFFF, KISSING, IT MIGHT GET A LIL HEATED, LANGUAGE (USE OF THE N WORD, BUT ONLY 1 TIME LOL) , LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED ANY

Currently, you were laying down on your boyfriend Miles's bed while he sat in his chair playing his stupid game. Call of booty or whatever it was.

"Gotcho ass bitch, you owe me $40 nigga" Miles yells while laughing.

You sigh rolling your eyes. He invited you over here just to scream over his headset the whole time like I might as well go home then.

He spins around in his chair staring at you and his eyebrows clench together as he sees you frowning. "What's wrong ma?"

You scoff "Oh nothing it's just my dumbass boyfriend invited me over here just to give me no attention but no biggie!" Sarcasm laced in your tone.

He starts laughing again while he takes his headset off and manhandles you until you're in his lap.

You feel those special butterflies flying around in your stomach.

He starts kissing down your neck and you giggle as it starts to tickle

"Sigues enojado bebé?" He hums, your shirt muffling his voice a bit.

"What if I'll teach you how to play to make it up to you and we can play together" He proposes as he makes his finger crawl up your thigh and his lips never leave your neck.

You a blushing mess at this point.

"Ok" you giggle obviously flustered and turned on.

He puts his headset on top of your head as he turns the game back on, when he logged into the game he yells into the mic real quick, "Yall watch how ya talk my girls on here."

He spends the rest of the time holding his hands over yours and helping you kill all the people, you and him know you're not really doing much work, but it's too much of an intimate moment to ruin.

[mistystarshine]

ALRIGHT FOLKS. HELP ME OUT.

These are the prompts for my server's winter event. Send me ideas for one-shots for them, or else I'm just going to find a way to shoehorn the one-shot ideas already bouncing around in my head in there. I W I L L keep these short, by which I mean that I will only let two (2) get up to 18k in length and only if it's one of the two already rotting in my head, one of which will probably only be shown to @winntersnow and be more of a collection of snippets than anything else anyway.

@deadgirlwalking91 can probably guess what the other one is because i brainrotted at her about it recently and this is me telling her right now that if i write it and it ends up being a single word over 18k she is commanded to take me behind a barn and shoot me

ANYWAY. Ideas can be for Hazbin Hotel, Chainsaw Man, Attack on Titan, or p o t e n t i a l l y Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'll write most ships, but see the tags for a more specific list and know that I also really love writing gen. G O.

1. **The Nutcracker and the Mouse King by E. T. A. Hoffmann**

Light Prompts: candy, ballet

Dark Prompts: jaw injury, rat king

2. **The Little Match Girl by Hans Christian Andersen**

Light Prompts: match and flower selling, delicious meals

Dark Prompts: snowstorm, hypothermia

3.** The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry**

Light Prompts: gift exchanges, watches, haircuts

Dark Prompts: poverty, selling precious commodities/items out of desperation

4. **The Polar Express by Chris Van Allsburg**

Light Prompts: trains, hot chocolate, self-discovery, North Pole

Dark Prompts: loss of innocence, hallucinations, puppets

5. **The Snow Queen by Hans Christian Andersen**

Light Prompts: forehead kisses, talking animals/plants, garden permanently in summer, reindeer

Dark Prompts: frozen heart, slivers of glass in hearts and eyes, brainwashing

6. **Myth of Hades and Persephone **

Light Prompts: pomegranates, palace

Dark Prompts: kidnapping, eternal darkness

7. **East of the Sun, West of the Moon as told by Andrew Lang**

Light Prompts: rescue, memory recovery, candles, golden apple

Dark Prompts: animal spouse with mysterious secrets

8.** The Cold Lady as told by Grace Jones**

Light Prompts: magical person made of snow, winter spirit, secret identity

Dark Prompts: spousal abandonment

9. **The Apple Tree Man as told by Ruth Tongue**

Light Prompt(s): cider, tree, apple wassailing, gold treasure

Dark Prompt(s): sketchy deals with tree spirits

10. ** A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens**

Light Prompt(s): family, redemption, visiting past memories

Dark Prompt(s): death, creepy spirits, bound to earth, chains

11. **The Elves and the Shoemaker by Brothers Grimm**

Light Prompt(s): elven helpers, shoes, treasure

Dark Prompt(s): changelings, kidnapping

12. **Myth of Saint Nicholas and the French Cannibal Le Père Fouettard**

Light Prompt(s): resurrection, pickles/pickling season

Dark Prompt(s): cannibalism

[eternvlsound]

PlayStation 2 Ocean Blue (2002)

[carbon-fiber-internal-organs]

CENSORED

[warm-glowing-warming-glow]

[starcurtain]

Hear me out. I know it's unlikely that Ratio would ever have been foolish enough to directly get taken in by a scam, but considering that we know:

One of the groups specifically tricked by Kakavasha before he joined the IPC was the Intelligentsia Guild

What he tricked them about was Tayzzyronth's Swarm remnants, the exact same thing we see Ratio investigating in his very first appearance in the game, and

The researchers were described as "extremely cautious"

I am surprised that "Ratio was at least somehow connected to the Intelligentsia Guild team fooled by Kakavasha before he was ever even a Stoneheart" isn't more popular with the Ratio and Aventurine fandom.

Like imagine being Dr. Ratio. You tell your colleagues, "This seems like a scam. Are you sure you should trust this 'local guide' you've made contact with? Tell me about him. A picture? Does this even look like an Egyhazan native to you? I won't save you fools from making idiotic decisions." (You end up having to clean up the aftermath of their idiotic decisions anyway. There is sand in places on your body you didn't even know existed before this. How mortifying for the Guild. For you, by association.)

Then, next thing you know, you get a mission briefing slid across your desk from your IPC connections. They want you to work with their new Stoneheart. You open the packet to see... that little bastard with the enthralling eyes who had your moronic colleagues scrambling in the dirt on a backwater planet for months. Apparently he's made a career out of fooling you your supposedly competent guildmates.

You run off to confront him. You never met him personally back then, but you deserve compensation for the idiocy you were subjected to nonetheless. He deserves to know how much of a pain in the ass he's been in your life already without ever having met your eyes--

He proceeds to shove a gun into your hands and tries to make you an accomplice to a suicide. Apparently, this is normal behavior for the man now called Aventurine. Somehow, it's supposed to prove to you that he is a sane and reliable individual.

Absolutely nothing in your life has been normal since Egyhazo.

You would like to have mundane problems, sometimes.

How do you keep ending up in this beautiful manic clever conman's orbit, and why, like binary stars, can you not escape the gravitational pull?