#ryn says

[chloryn]

eddie munson is chronically insane. and i’m talking chronically insane enough to decide one day in his sophomore year, he was going to fuck steve harrington. no matter what it took.

and when eddie realizes he can’t just do that, he gets creative. he starts watching steve, following him home in his van, watching steve’s routine meticulously.

three years later, he would finally have enough information and a perfect opportunity. he would befriend mike first, pulling him in the direction of the dnd club, making this a win/win for eddie.

then sweet, sweet dustin. who loves steve. worships him.

and that’s it, that’s his in.

and after three years of fucking his hand sloppily, cumming with steve’s name on the tip of his tongue. he would finally be that close.

dustin would introduce them, and eddie would be dramatic. pulling out stop after stop, making sure to list all the heinous things steve did to him during his reign of crown prince.

he would spend time at the video store frequently. renting movies he knew steve would watch with him.

he’d bring steve snacks, telling him he knew how hard it must’ve been to work all day in such a small store.

he’d bribe steve with a joint, the catch being he’d have to smoke it at the trailer.

and through his perseverance, eddie would get his wish one night. after drunk kisses and sloppy confessions, a smug grin crossing his face.

eddie pulled out the sealed bottle of lube from his nightstand, drizzling it on his fingers. warming it up. he’d stretch steve so slowly, savoring every noise and movement he made.

he’d slide in so smoothly. and he’d last all of 60 seconds.

but he had done it. and he wouldn’t be able to stop. he’d keep doing it for months. and he’d would get so much better.

he’d keep steve there for hours in his bed, ungodly hours while he had the trailer to himself.

and once that settled, he would propose to have proper dates with steve. he’d bring him flowers, and sing him love songs.

because he had fucked him, but now he had to have him.

steve said yes every time of course, oblivious to the way eddie was eating him up.

tldr; stalker eddie and his oblivious boyfriend

[andromedaisfree]

“what a fucking idiot”

[dirtyassvoiceactors]

Absolutely had to rewatch e116 cause what a fucking battle,

And truly the Nein are unfuckingstoppable, especially level 20, they are a mechanical beast of a party, they are truly the polycule of this fight, as Caleb himself said “Set ‘em up und knock ‘em down” in technically less then 4 turns(if you don’t count the little beau turn before fjord could stop her and talk to them) therefore in less than 24 seconds or a little more than 18 seconds, fighting THE moon’s baddest poly hive mind IN THEIR OWN LAIR, against new types of attacks and spells and abilities they’ve never seen or know of, against lair actions and bunching them in AOE trigonometry bs, their big monk move of turning invisible didn’t help shit, with their wizard and cleric loosing 5+levels of spells each completely, their wizards mirror image not working once so taking all the damage, with one of their clerics not even having their armor equipped half of their fight, their rogue sluggish+exhausted+blinded etc, most of them exhausted, them literally betting against each other during the fight…

*sighs in mechanics nerd* they are THE D&D Party

[aropride]

started the new year off right

[cent-scratchnsniff]

Day 50

[xenturyn]

shizumafuweek2023 day 2! snow AND rabbits

[c-kiddo]

orym and cad pretending to be reiloras praying and imogen being like "mumble under your breath, caduceus" and veth replying "he always does 🙄" lol

[ryn-halo26]

Wen'Girehk

Guys look its my "actually present" parent and "came back with the milk" dad.

[donutcats]

listen I can understand kyutaro calling kazuki chronically unfunny but oil baron came out of NOWHERE and makes me laugh every time I think about it. like yeah miri your incredibly quiet, socially stunted, autistic father deals in the oil industry. kyutaro PLEASE explain your thought process I’m BEGGING

[skitterjitter]

Aventurine does not say he loves Ratio. instead, he smiles and says “a kiss for good luck, doctor?”

Veritas says he loves Kakavasha, but Dr Ratio kisses beneath each eye and whispers “tibi optimam felicitem volo”

[rynli]

a) I've hit a bit of a block on my fic due to writing myself into plot points I know nothing about, so I'm a bit ?? as to direction b) when i try to force harry to Just Do Something the skills just start blabbering instead c) ass pansy.

[staticrevelations]

i get that it's because remembering stuff in dnd is hard and the solstice was literal months ago and so much has happened but i am amused by the notion of bell's hells thinking of who to scry on and totally glossing over the unknown fate of their petrified friend planerider ryn and instead getting distracted thinking about the hot ab-having librarian and the handsome scruffy wizard man

[rynbutt]

what kind of spencer do we wanna see in the next chapter? 🤭

[danwhobrowses]

Okay sure just split the group again I'm sure nothing could go wrong this time dividing them into sub-groups to sting at high levelled and relatively unknown areas with high risk and high threat of boss level enemies in the vicinity and then go on another break to make us stew on that, it's fine IT'S FINE!

[nepotisim]

Can you tell the official sim team to not whitewash characters then? Since a few families were whitewashed.

But hey, anything goes there right? Maybe people just want to make pre existing characters to their preference, nothing racist there.

Stop being a tumblr warrior.

First of all, at least the other two were brave and bold enough to show their face. I will give them that.

And if I could, I would. I am aware of what they have done. I don't think any form of white washing is okay, but they did not take the color away from every sim and make 50 shades of porcelain.

Never did I ever say you cannot play your game how you wish to, but when you take every character (especially those that are melanated) and rinse them of their color, it's taking away their identity and individuality. I think it's weird that they took the time to do this to every sim, figure out how to make them default replacements, call it a "beautification", and then upload it to patreon for a fee.

I'm not being a "tumblr warrier." I am being a black woman.

[gladiatorcunt]

having a terrible day already this is so cool