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sex should NEVER be used for procreation

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Jimmy, Slipping by haartstring

[portrait version here]

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Spacing out ominously

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Home decor store clerk: sadly the vintage style oval wicker and glass coffee table is display only and is currently not for sale.

Me: understandable. Well I think that’ll be all for me this evening. I have a very important meeting to get to thank you.

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Smoke Gray - Rachel Parker

American , b. ?

Watercolour on paper

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René Magritte - L’acte de foi (1960)

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I swear we used to be able to think critically about random GoFundMe asks

It used to be understood that if someone using a throwaway blog suddenly starts messaging a bunch of accounts to beg for money, they were most likely a scammer.

Now suddenly there are fucking swarms of throwaway bots relentlessly shilling GoFundMe campaigns to anyone who even so much as breathes in the direction of a trending tag or post, yet the mere suggestion that any of these could be a scam will immediately get you yelled at by self-righteous strangers.

What changed?

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thank you king for letting us know

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everybodé jealouse of my phenomenal breath

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. OOOOOOOOOOOO.

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I’m so happy that Grim got her own eraserhead baby

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After reading a post about waterproof notepads/bath crayons for capturing shower ideas i bought a pad on amazon

i expected this

but i did not anticipate…. This

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(via Zapp Brannigan - She’s built like a steakhouse scene)

she’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro

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Mario Testino - Autumn/Winter 1997-1998, from Sonia Rykiel by Patrick Mauriès (1997)