#rwby white-knight

[alexadru]

White Knight - A day for relaxation (Alex-kellar on Deviantart)

[pilot-boi]

Thanks to @epic-arc I’ve been thinking about this all day, so here’s WALL-E White Knight I guess

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, Weiss, my team already has their hands full. Could Team RWBY take some of the extra work off our hands?

Weiss: Of course! I'll add it to my to-do list!

Jaune: Thanks! (Leaves)

Weiss: (Blushing)

Yang: "Sure, Jaune~! I'm not busy~! In fact, the only thing on my to-do list is you~!"

Ruby: (Wheezes)

[intooned]

YES! EXACTLY THIS!

Yeah, you don't just get away with treating someone like the gum beneath your boots then think you can have your way with them when they make something of themselves. Even after they literally brought you back to life, there wasn't a speck of gratitude you could spit at their feet? You don't get to be the loudest advocate for them being worthless, then hope to just cozy up 7 volumes later, with zero acknowledgement of your past treatment of them. The AU.DA.CI.TY! Pyrrha would never. And if Nora, after holding her bleeding team together, ever found out...

Full explanation here

[notmaplemable]

Artic Fox Weiss: You should choose me as your mate.

Wolf Ruby: No, pick me!

Jaune: I don't know.

Weiss: Have you considered this? *cute yip*

Jaune: Aww.

Ruby: But what about this! *puppy dog eyes*

Jaune: Awwww.

Weiss: So?

Ruby: Which one of us do you pick?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: ...I can't pick one.

[kiyomides]

The result of today's stream ~

They're so sweet qwq

[juanarc-thethird]

Nicholas: Mom, Dad, why don't you have photos of your wedding?

Weiss: We didn't had a proper wedding. We were still in the middle of the war. So in the middle of the base your aunt Blake's dad married us.

Jaune: *Sad face* He sentenced me to life, with no chance of parole.

Weiss: Shut up, you begged me to marry you.

Jaune: *Smiling* Its true, I did.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Weiss: After being your girlfriend for over a year, I realize you’re an idiot.

Jaune: It took you a year, and I’m the idiot?

Weiss: Wait… *Processing*

Weiss: *Angry* …Asshole.

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Winter: Weiss, is it me or has your friend Arc... changed since returning?

Weiss: Oh? Oh.. yes, you se-

Winter: He's so much more... mature...

Willow: And handsome...

Whitley: And sexy.

Schnee women: ......

Whitley: D-did I say that out loud?

[rwac96]

Hoodie Thief (WhiteKnight)

Jaune: *wearing an orange shirt* "Dammit, where's my hoodie?!" *shifts his head left to right*

Ruby: "I think I saw Weiss with it last."

Jaune: "WEISS! Have you seen my hoodie?!"

*Weiss wore Jaune's hoodie, not looking up from looking over her grandfather's journals*

Weiss: *reading* "I threw it out."

Ruby: "...You look rather comfy."

Weiss: *still reading* "Hush!"

Jaune: *annoyed* "You 'threw out' the last five ones!"

[spahhzy]

Whiteknight kid: and the teacher said I could go to my art class but only after I finished my snack and I told her 'that wasn't fair!' cause I reall-hey!

The child voice startled one Weiss Schnee who, with an empty wine glass in hand, raised her head up from nap she was in.

Weiss: Hmm?

Whiteknight child: You're not listening again...

Weiss: No, I'm listening...art class, right?

Whiteknight kid: I think you should let me walk to school by myself... you've changed since dad d-

Weiss: I'm fine...

Rising up from her chair, Weiss, with a slight wobble in her step, grabbed her coat.

Weiss: It's too dangerous to walk alone besides it's good we spend this time together.

Whiteknight kid: You didn't even wake me up this morning... I had to wake you up. I could have been late.

Weiss: You know I'm not at my best in the morning sweetie, cut me some slack, okay? Even adults make mistakes...

Weiss: I'm going to miss you today...aren't you going to miss me?

Whiteknight kid: Are you gonna remember to pick me up?...

Weiss: Of course I am!

Weiss: I love you!

Whiteknight kid: ...Please don't be late.

...

Weiss sat in front of two graves as rain fell heavy. The raindrops were mixed in with the unending tears, snot, and blood red eyes.

Weiss: I'm sorry I was too late.

[epic-arc]

Me: Oh rwby just posted something silly on twitter

me:

[pilot-boi]

He's watching her write the first draft of the law that will allow them to marry Pyrrha

Thank you to @cameron56357 for reminding me that this AU exists

[howlingday]

Meanwhile, in Jaune's bedroom...

Jaune: V-Velvet?! What- What are you doing?!

Velvet: You're about to go on a mission, right~? Leaving me all alone~.

Jaune: I- I can't help it! It's a team-building exercise. Mandatory.

Velvet: So I have to go two whole days without you~? All alone~? Then I guess I better refill my "Arc reserves"~.

Jaune: A-Arc reserves?

Velvet: I want to hold you, feel you, touch your manliness~. Please, help me feel like a woman~.

Jaune: Why is it when we're alone you only act like this? And we shouldn't, since I'm still a junior rank to you!

Velvet: Ranks have no place in the bedroom, Jaune~. Only you and me, a man and a woman~.

Jaune: M-Man... and... woman...

Pyrrha: What do you think you're doing, Velvet?

Velvet: Oh no~! It seems my Jaune and I have been caught by a scary-faced champion~.

Jaune: P-PYRRHA?!

Pyrrha: Even when I'm in the same room, you still act so bold.

Velvet: I'm always bold when I'm this close to Jaune~. SEE~? (Jumps into Jaune)

Jaune: AGH- Huh?

Weiss: (Behind Jaune, Stroking his hair) Don't hog him all to yourself, Velvet.

Jaune: W-Weiss?! When did you-

Weiss: Don't forget that this is a joint exercise, Jaune. That means you and I have plenty of time to tend to your needs~.

Jaune: What needs?!

Pyrrha: (Eye twitches) And now Weiss is acting like this?

Ruby: H-Hey! Don't leave me out of this~! (Tackles) Jaune and I have to share this bed, too~! Jaune is mine, too~!

Velvet: No, he's mine~!

Weiss: His needs must be treated first!

Jaune: (Smothered, Strangled) C-CAN'T... BREATHE...

Pyrrha: For the love of Salem... I'm his partner, remember?!

Velvet/Weiss/Ruby: BUT I'M HIS...!

Jaune: (Pants) Air!

Pyrrha: LIKE HELL YOU ARE! (Charges in) YOU'RE ALL WRONG! (Jumps) HE BELONGS TO (Dives into Jaune) MEEE~!

Jaune: WAITWAITWAITPYRRHANO

[weatherman667]

White Knight is once again being insulted, and it's fucking hilarious.

White Knight is the relationship with the most groundwork in the entire series. The second being Blacksun.

This is largely because the series spends very little time on relationships.

But wait, what about Bumblebee? Ah, yes, absolutely zero buildup, followed by a Tumblrina hookup. But wait, there's more! It turns out to be horrifying abusive. Which is what happens when you hookup a chronic abandoner with a girl with an abandonment complex. And then don't have them talk about it. And then have the chronic abandoner abandon the girl with the abandonment complex the first chance she gets. If only someone could have seen it coming.

But back to White Knight.

Is it misogynistic for a man to ask a woman out?

No. For fuck's sake, fucking psychopaths.

Is Jaune a misogynist? No. He literally gives Neptune a lecture on respecting women, and then avoids asking Weiss out for the big dance out of respect for her feelings.

Okay, how about this? Was Jaune's father being a misogynist when he told Jaune "All you need is confidence?" Also no. A father teaching his son how to attract a mate is not misogyny.

But, Jaune's first attempts at flirting with Weiss as so terrible? Yes. Because he was really bad at it, because he had no self-confidence.

We then see him with self-confidence, genuinely earned self-confidence, and Weiss falls for it.

And that's natural. It's normal. It's good. Because Jaune has genuinely grown to be the man she wants.

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: Okay, which one of you did it?

Ruby: Did what?

Jaune: Put a paper called "Jaune's to-do list" on the school notice board?

Yang: Wasn't any of us.

Blake: What exactly is the problem there?

Jaune: The problem is that most of the girls at this school wrote their name on the list.

Jaune: Including all of you!

Weiss: Then you better get to work if you plan on finishing any time soon.