#running for president

[worldwide-blackfolk]

Every one of us knows someone who can’t vote or get a decent job because he/she has a criminal past. But this muthafucka 🍊 can run for president.

[evilhorse]

Captain America #250

[lady-bizarre]

i don't think people with a criminal record should be banned from becoming president, simply because you can do something stupid when you're pretty young and have a turnaround later in life. therefore, i think you should not be allowed to run for president if you've been convicted of a crime in the last 10 years.

[best-chaotic-neutral]

I’m running for president, ask me a question about my policies and positions on certain issues and I will answer them with complete honesty

Best-Chaotic-Neutral for president 2024: America Needs a Daddy

[thegoodmorningman]

The Good Morning Man '24: A Good Morning For One and All

[seekingtemporship]

Look.. My Dad Owes 34.75 Trillion Dollars And Some F.I.C.O. DERIVITIVES...

[batsnipp]

kristen applebees is MY president

[yourfatherjustinmcelroy]

Rewatching the first few episodes of fhjy because i guess i have nothing better to do and the way you can see how kibblespilly was supposed to be a counter to riz is so fucking funny. Its all there from the very beginning- the attitude, the tactics, the way she interacts with the party and everything- this is supposed to be riz's counterpart to run against him for student body president and have a terrible battle of wits and barbs

But in a twist that is perhaps THE most befitting to her ideal story of running against the boy she chose to be her antagonist, the intrepid heroes just straight up not taking the bait resulting in her instead having to go toe to toe against her idealized perfect rival's aggressive near-flunkie unsubtle chaotic friend is SO FUNNY.

Like I know some people are disappointed we dont get the riz vs kipperlily presidential whatever, I know it doesnt make tons of sense in that specific narrative way. But the fucking hilarious meta that even this didnt go her way is so funny. Because instead of rogue sneaking and behind the shadows plays and spy vs spy shit, we have just outward schoolyard taunts and shit like kristen exploding and jumping over the school and the exact kind of play that baits kipperlily into rage every single time and its so fucking funny. Kristen runs naked through the school and does party stunts and is STILL BEATING HER. She even clearly constructed her party to mirror the bad kids perfectly and craft each of them their own nemesis/counterpart and for the most part it like kind of worked EXCEPT FOR HER.

It must drive her fucking crazy that her cute little plot of rogue vs rogue didnt pan out at fucking all despite ALL the signs pointing to that making the most sense. This was something she just couldnt predict, couldnt mastermind. She got up onto that metaphorical stage for a debate and instead was met with a clowning act. Its so funny. I love fantasy high. Nothing you could have done would have changed this, fourdogs. You never had any power at all.

[holyshitisthatajojoreference]

where is johnny joestar when you need him

[tiredofthehumanlife]

The Republican counties get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

The Republican counties get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

The Republican counties get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

The Republican counties get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

The Republican counties get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

[beeclops]

the entire 2024 US Presidential Elections in a nutshell

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Watching the GOP trying to pivot and find targeting on Kamala that the Average Voter™ would agree with is hilarious. It's largely been clips of out of context moments where she laughs awkwardly about bad jokes she made. A few mentions that she never won a primary and are their best hits. They have nothing else outside of dog whistles, and those guys were always voting Trump. Like we hate her here for her being a cop, but the GOP can't fucking angle 'cops bad' to their base. As awful as 'tough on crime' rhetoric is, it's immensely popular with the exact kind of people who are swing voters. Even the attention from the attempted assassination was basically lost as all the focus shifted to Biden's decision. Theres suddenly a momentum around the DEM candidate we haven't seen since Obama. It feels like it went from an uphill fight to keep Trump out to a layup.

[caius-hhhhhh]

“this’ll just be a quick warmup before I work on a more serious drawing,” caius says, lying

[copperpipes]

Ghost boy for the win

[thistlehalo]

“what are you, like four different dogs? 🤨”

[in-my-loki-feels]

I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:

with this guy:

Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"

ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.

There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!