#dentist turned janitor turned influencer

[in-my-loki-feels]

I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:

with this guy:

Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"

ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.

There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!

[baddiedaddy7]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔼𝕝𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖🛸💙

The Eleventh House is an interesting house. It indicates what type of friend you are, signs that you attract(that you’re probably better off friend zoning) or date a lot, cliques you may have been in/are in and even side jobs/interest/hobbies so let’s jump into it.

Aries/Mars💥

you’re the friend that stands up for friends, and probably ready on sight lmao. you will always be protective over your friends. might playfully insult your friends. may befriend boys more or ppl with masculine energy. may attract/date mars/aries placements a lot, but should probably just be friends. hobbies may be working out, watching sports, dancing etc. side jobs/interests may be a personal trainer,soldier,fire fighter, etc. Clique:Jocks/Athletes, Popular Kids, Troublemakers

Taurus/Venus🌸

friendships are stable. you’re a reliable friend. friends may be basic, or lazy. friends may have crackhead energy tho lol. may befriend girls more or ppl with feminine energy. you give good advice, and your friends know you’re always there. may attract/date taurus/venus placements a lot, but shouldn’t turn serious. hobbies may be netflix(my bsf has this placement, and they’re engaged😂),binge watching, cooking/baking, makeovers, relaxing(baths, candles, etc), singing, chilling w/pets and shopping. side jobs/interests may be architecture, MUA, real estate, singer, chief, etc Clique:Preppy/Basics,the Chill/Shy kids, or Normals

Gemini/Mercury 🌻

very social. friends can’t be boring/serious, gotta have the same humor. mood can be affected if your friends are in a bad mood. may gossip. most likely not good at keeping secrets lmao. may attract/date gemini/mercury placements a lot, better off as just friends. hobbies may consist of hanging out with friends, writing, watching yt, being on social media in general, going to parties, gossiping, and learning. Side jobs/interest may be journalism, teacher, designing, etc Cliques:Multiple/Floater,Intellectuals,Mean Girls

Cancer/Moon🧁

another placement that may befriend girls more or ppl with feminine energy. might have/be a family friend. has overprotective friends or they are overprotective of their friends. friends can be jealous tho, or even emotional messes. usually counts friends as family, and may value them as much. caring, and probably can be “maternal” towards their friends lmao. may attract/date cancer/moon placements a lot, but better off as friends. hobbies may be baking, babysitting, being surrounded by family, knitting, and watching emotional/drama movies/shows, maybe even history lol. side jobs/interests may be a babysitter, pediatrics, nurses/doctors, work from home, real estate, social worker, culinary arts, judge, etc Cliques:Emos, Preppy, Shy Kids, or Normal

Leo/Sun☀️

the friend that likes to party. may show off or be shown off by friends. usually gives off good vibes/most ppl just wanna hangout with you. loves to socialize, might be extroverted. likes to introduce friends to other friends. might be a rlly supportive friend. might be friends with guys more than girls or ppl with masculine energy. may attract/date leo/sun placements a lot, but probably better off as just friends. hobbies may be partying, gossiping, being on social media, watching kids, etc. side jobs/interests may be acting, hair stylists, dancer, model, entertainer, host, cardio surgeon, etc

Clique:Popular, Preppy, maybe Athletics, Mean Girls

Virgo/Mercury🌼

the friend that’s good at listening. can be unfriendly lol, or just reserved. wants the vest for their friends tho. the blunt friend 💯. does care abt their friends a lot. may also like to gossip lol. may attract/date virgo/mercury placements, but should just stay friends. hobbies may be reading, watching yt, learning, trying to improve health, gardening, chilling w/pets, cleaning/organizing, etc. side jobs/interests may be nursing, doctors, health in general, maid, janitor, vet, yoga instructor, etc. Cliques:Normals, Preppy/Basics, or Nerds

Libra/Venus🌺

friends may like to gossip a lot, esp abt their crushes lol. charming, but may be fake or have fake friends. doesn’t like quarrels between friends, and probably prefer to make up fast than hold grudges. if their friends argue, these ppl are unbiased. may attract/date libra/venus placements a lot, but better off as friends. hobbies may deal with beauty(doing makeup just for fun, hair, shopping, etc),taking a nice bath, etc. side jobs/interests may be MUA, hair stylist, model, judge, selling art, lawyer, etc

Cliques:Popular Kids, Preppy/Basics, or maybe even Floaters

Scorpio/Pluto🦉

knows atleast a few secrets abt their friends. trustworthy friend. friends may be backstabbing or jealous so watch out(this honestly goes for all water signs in this house). private friend. loyal to friends. friends may be a bad influence or you just might be yourself😭. chill tbh. may attract scorpio/pluto placements, but probably shouldn’t have anything serious with these folks. hobbies may be observing, masturbating & sex in general, watching true crime, astrology, tarot, thinking of conspiracy theories, etc. side jobs/interests may be investigator/detective, sex therapist, paramedic, psychologist, etc. Cliques:Shy Kids, Normals, Goths, or Emo

Sagittarius/Jupiter🍄

the friend with crackhead energy. funny friend, and probably doesn’t take too many things seriously. can be reckless lol. straight to the point/blunt. never boring. may take you on a vacation with them. may attract/date sagittarius/jupiter placements a lot, but probably better off as just friends. hobbies might be hanging out, learning, learning abt other cultures/countries, giving out advice, comedies, etc. side jobs/interest may be travel agent, flight attendant, teacher, philosopher, pilot, etc.

Cliques:Class Clowns, Jocks maybe, Stoners, or Hippies

Capricorn/Saturn🪐

might be the dad friend lol. might be serious/not outgoing. standoffish. very loyal tho, and honest. great listener. wise friend. laidback. can be funny. protective of friends. friendships may last for years/since from childhood. may attract/date capricorn/saturn placements a lot, but probably better off as just friends. hobbies may be reading, making plans, spending time w/family, etc. side jobs/interests may be Architect, Engineer, Land Dealing, Dentist(capricorn does tule teeth lol), Construction Worker, etc.

Cliques:Band Kids, Normals, Shy Kids, or Nerds

Aquarius/Uranus👾

the friend w/crackhead energy. always knows how to lighten up the mood lol. weird(but in a good way). unique, very fun to be around. observant. might be detached, atleast at first. open minded. understanding, esp when it comes to friends. friendly. might actually like to party lol. has friends from all walks of life, so some of there friends may no get along with one another. very chill. may attract/date aquarius/uranus placements a lot, but better off as friends. hobbies may be video games, being on the internet in general, socializing, activism, astrology, tarot, etc. sides jobs/interest may be acting, graphic designer, electrician, anything w/electronics, inventor, Astronomer, etc.

Cliques:Multiple/Floater, Nerds, Shy Kids, or Stoners.

Pisces/Neptune🦄

very sweet, esp to friends. values friendship as much as romance, maybe even more. sensitive. makes sure nobody feels left out. attracts toxic friends/bad influences. forgiving. friends come to them to lean on/great listeners. naive. really chill. can also have crackhead energy tho lol. may attract neptune/pisces placements a lot, but are probably better off as just friends. hobbies may be daydreaming, sleeping, binge-watching, crying, giving advice,hanging out, drawing/painting, listening to music, singing, etc. side jobs may be acting, psychiatrist, doctor/nurse, musician, photographer, marine, etc Cliques:Artsy Kids, Shy Kids, Normals, Hippies or Stoners.

don’t take this post too seriously, and i hope you like it. i rlly love you guys, and have a good day today bad bishes⚡️💗