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𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴
𝘙𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘘𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴
#lord of the rings#my edits#lord of the rings memes#celeborn#marton csokas#galadriel#cate blanchett#elrond#hugo weaving#lindir#bret Mckenzie#thranduil#lee pace#aragorn#viggo mortensen#rude quotes
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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
#this was rudely pointed out to me#like nope im gay i refuse#nope#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#sirius black#remus lupin#starchaser#wolfstar#regulus arcturus black#trans regulus#james fleamont potter#regulus kinnie#marauders incorrect quotes#except they're correct and they happened
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Jason: I was just sparring with Tim. Is it just me or is he actually starting to bulk up finally?
Dick: awww baby bird is getting all grown up!
Jason: huh now that I think about it… its been since he started dating Bernard.
Dick: awwwww he’s taking such good care of our Tim!
Tim meanwhile: please help me. Bernard is a chef. He cooks so much food. He’s such a nerd about cooking and I have to eat it all because I love him. He packed me an entire cooler for lunch. What am I supposed to do with all of this??
#batfamily#jason todd#tim drake#dick grayson#bernard dowd#timber#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam shitpost#tw: food#tw: weight#yes it’s rude to talk about someone’s weight behind their back but brothers are NOSY#also they are used to throwing each around like frisbees#tim/bernard
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Phil: [In chat to Bad] Threaten anyone in particular?
Tubbo: What?
Phil: He threatened Missa, according to Missa.
Tubbo: Not the Philza Minecraft sidepiece!
Phil: [Cracking up] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Tubbo: Wait, is he your side-piece or main ho?
Phil: JESUS CHRIST—
#Philza#Phil#Tubbo#QSMP#Pissa#Death Family#April 17 2024#Very rude to Missa. Phil's reaction was funny#But I personally didn't like that comment that sucked :/#not a full transcript btw#but saw a VERY innacurate one floating around on Twitter that is being quoted here so it's better than that at least
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That's Turks teamwork. Pretty good, right?
#final fantasy vii#ffedit#ffgraphics#ffgifs#ff7#*ff7#my gifs#i am so normal about the turks#society if it was easier to get clips of them fighting together#hey square how about a before crisis remake#though i suppose i like the variety of ways they can work together#but also please look at elena and rude playing catch and think about how they're good at it because the turks play with darkstar thanks#it also feels weird using a quote from cc when there are no cc gifs but what can you do#rude#reno#elena#tseng#the turks#advent children
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Billy: How did you sleep, my sweet angel baby princess?
#harringrove#steve loves the nicknames and also to scold his bf a bit for being rude#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#incorrect harringrove quotes#billy hargrove x steve harrington#harringroveera#harringrove textpost#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#steve x billy#steve harrington x billy hargrove#incorrect steve harrington#steve harrington meme#billy hargrove meme#harringrove edit#harringrove meme
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During a missing person investigation
Victim’s wife: I don’t know where he got all that money, but he gave me a wad of cash so I went to the hairdresser. Haven’t seen him since.
Robin!Damian: Tt, you mean you paid money to look like that?
Batgirl!Steph: Robin, that’s an inside thought.
At a cookout
Steph, eyeing a plate of hotdogs: Call me a veterinarian the way I’m bout to put these dogs down.
Damian: Inside thought, Brown.
#this isn’t relevant to the joke but#Steph also thought that lady’s hair was whack#she just didn’t say anything because it’s rude and also her husband is literally missing#also#the only reason Damian was chill about the hotdog comment#is because he has unfortunately heard her say it before#batman#dc#stephanie brown#batfamily#batgirl#robin#batgirl stephanie brown#robin damian#damian wayne#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batkids#damian wayne robin#stephanie brown batgirl
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was talking to my brother the other day after i rewatched dark phoenix and he was like 'why is everyone so mean to charles in this movie?? were they always this mean to him ?? is it cause he's bald now- he lost his pretty privilege??' and i fear i havent recovered
#xmen#xmen movies#dark phoenix#charles xavier#professor x#snap chats#LIKE HE'S RIGHT 1000% I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO SAY IT VLERKVJAKLJ#ANOTHER banger of a quote from my brother chat i screamed when he said that#adopting that into my belief system i fear#like really thinking on it they really did only start being especially rude after apocalypse im crying#dont quote me on that i have to rewatch apocalypse but as far as im aware. yeah 😭😭#and its SUCH a travesty cause i love how mcavoy looked in DP SO much he looks so good bald#like please if we were going to wrap up this era of xmen films why did we have to rerun DP#can we try again. please. i need him bald one more time in a movie i dont have to argue with myself i like#see DP wasnt the worst thing ever. probably. like scott got to do things again ..... and kurt .......#and the paris proposal. never forget that.#ALSO THE FUCKIN. 'no one cares charles' BIT ???? 97 ref'd that directly i know they did and i cheered#listen if they can ref the 'black leather suits' from the xmen movies i can believe they called back to that too <- delusional#anyway when james said thats the meanest thing erik could say/do to charles .... he was cooking ....#'thats the type of thing your wife/husband says' he was so right .... we know james never misses with the cherik takes tho#ok bye i have obligations that i need to complete so i can draw my favorite cue ball
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They literally have so much potential in interactions and I refuse to be told otherwise. Like. You want. You wanna tell Demyx focus for five minutes. While. You have playing cards as a weapon and you MUST make your cards appear every conversation to have a thing to do with your hands or else you die.
Luxord is one of the funniest characters in KH and that's saying A LOT cause (gestures at the cast).
#kingdom hearts#luxord#demyx#i do ship them but this wasnt meant as shippy but hey you should also consider them romantically just saying#i still just love the whole demyx telling larxene he got benched in 3 and then luxord appearing#and like haha at least im not benched and then demyx just RUDE?????? :c#luxord and demyx just using their in quotes weapons end quotes bc they are bored is really funny too
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Courtesy is the best part of culture, a kind of enchantment, and it wins the goodwill of all, just as rudeness wins only scorn and universal annoyance.
Baltasar Gracián, The Art of Worldly Wisdom
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❂𐂷 ⱤꓴƊƸ ꝖꓴⰙƬƸⳜ 𐂷❂
❂𐂷ƬǶƸ ǶⰙƁƁƖƬ & ȴⰙƬⱤ 𐂷❂
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#chucky#Bride of Chucky (1998)#Bride of Chucky#90s#90'#1998#text#quotes#movies#antagonist#fictional character#Rude Fucking Doll
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#reno ff7#reno ffvii#reno of the turks#reno sinclair x reader#ff7#reno sinclair#funny#ff7 remake#rudereno#rude ff7#ff7 cloud#sephiroth#incorrect quotes#funny shit#funny memes#funny stuff#funny image#veld of the turks#tseng of the turks
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#philosophy#quotes#Arthur Schopenhauer#Counsels and Maxims#Schopenhauer#politeness#rudeness#manners#etiquette#civility#ethics#wisdom
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Thorin to Frodo: First impressions are very important Bilbo: Yet you married me anyway
#Bilbo thinks they had a horrible first meeting and looks back on it constantly#Cause like he was all grumpy and fainted at one point and was kinda rude to Thorin#Meanwhile Thorin had a real rom com love at first sight moment#incorrect quotes#incorrect lotr quotes#incorrect the hobbit quotes#lotr#lord of the rings#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#frodo baggins#bilbo baggins#thilbo#bagginshield
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