#rude quotes
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thranduilofsmirkwood · 4 months ago
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𝘓𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘔𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴
𝘙𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘘𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴
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personal-70 · 3 months ago
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adharastarlight · 1 year ago
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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
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lioneliness-etc · 2 years ago
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Jason: I was just sparring with Tim. Is it just me or is he actually starting to bulk up finally?
Dick: awww baby bird is getting all grown up!
Jason: huh now that I think about it… its been since he started dating Bernard.
Dick: awwwww he’s taking such good care of our Tim!
Tim meanwhile: please help me. Bernard is a chef. He cooks so much food. He’s such a nerd about cooking and I have to eat it all because I love him. He packed me an entire cooler for lunch. What am I supposed to do with all of this??
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royalarchivist · 8 months ago
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Phil: [In chat to Bad] Threaten anyone in particular?
Tubbo: What?
Phil: He threatened Missa, according to Missa.
Tubbo: Not the Philza Minecraft sidepiece!
Phil: [Cracking up] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Tubbo: Wait, is he your side-piece or main ho?
Phil: JESUS CHRIST—
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johnbly · 3 months ago
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That's Turks teamwork. Pretty good, right?
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harringroveera · 2 months ago
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Billy: How did you sleep, my sweet angel baby princess?
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kiwiweewee · 24 days ago
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During a missing person investigation
Victim’s wife: I don’t know where he got all that money, but he gave me a wad of cash so I went to the hairdresser. Haven’t seen him since.
Robin!Damian: Tt, you mean you paid money to look like that?
Batgirl!Steph: Robin, that’s an inside thought.
At a cookout
Steph, eyeing a plate of hotdogs: Call me a veterinarian the way I’m bout to put these dogs down.
Damian: Inside thought, Brown.
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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago
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was talking to my brother the other day after i rewatched dark phoenix and he was like 'why is everyone so mean to charles in this movie?? were they always this mean to him ?? is it cause he's bald now- he lost his pretty privilege??' and i fear i havent recovered
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moeblob · 10 months ago
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They literally have so much potential in interactions and I refuse to be told otherwise. Like. You want. You wanna tell Demyx focus for five minutes. While. You have playing cards as a weapon and you MUST make your cards appear every conversation to have a thing to do with your hands or else you die.
Luxord is one of the funniest characters in KH and that's saying A LOT cause (gestures at the cast).
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philosophybits · 1 day ago
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Courtesy is the best part of culture, a kind of enchantment, and it wins the goodwill of all, just as rudeness wins only scorn and universal annoyance.
Baltasar Gracián, The Art of Worldly Wisdom
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thranduilofsmirkwood · 4 months ago
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❂𐂷 ⱤꓴƊƸ ꝖꓴⰙƬƸⳜ 𐂷❂
❂𐂷ƬǶƸ ǶⰙƁƁƖƬ & ȴⰙƬⱤ 𐂷❂
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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 2 years ago
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beriidesu · 7 months ago
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philosophybitmaps · 6 months ago
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meteors-lotr · 1 year ago
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Thorin to Frodo: First impressions are very important Bilbo: Yet you married me anyway
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