#roy and partners

[foolsocracy]

put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop

[wondersinwaynemanor]

i love those hcs of Damian doing the shovel talks to his siblings' partners, but in this one, it's Damian testing their cooking skills because he knows his older siblings cannot cook to save their lives (except Jason ofc).

Damian, in his Robin suit, brings Wally, Roy and Kon to a secret location. they thought their boyfriends needed help, but it was actually Damian who sent the signal.

Damian, hands behind his back, coming out the darkness: Evening, Gentlemen. I know you have questions.

Wally and Roy look at each other.

Kon: Damian?

Wally: Where's Dick?

Roy: I was expecting to see Jason, not everyone else.

Damian: You must be confused, I understand that. But you're in here because I'm about to test whether your cooking skills are qualified enough.

Damian to Roy: I know Todd is skilled at it, I'm surprised myself too. We have Pennyworth to thank for that.

Roy opens his mouth to speak.

Damian: But that doesn't mean you're safe, Harper.

Damian to Kon: I know your Grandmother is an expert at it, but don't be too confident, Kent. You don't have the genes in you.

Damian to Wally: And West? From my knowledge, you're horrible at it.

Wally: What??? I'm good at it, little dude. I mostly do the cooking at home.

Damian: Then I feel sorry for Grayson. Also, don't call me little, it's disrespectful.

Damian to Kon: And don't you dare fly out from here, Kent!

Kon swears he sees something green from the little bat's pocket. he starts to get a little nervous, so he puts his feet back on the ground.

Damian, smirks: Don't you dare try to escape from here. This place is well equipped and yes, they will hurt you. Quite badly.

Roy, sighs: So, what are we going to have to do first?

meanwhile in Steph and Izzy's apartments, there are cookbooks with letters about knowing how to cook is mandatory to be Cass and Duke's partners.

Steph, looking at the letter in disbelief: Dami, are you serious???

Izzy, calling Duke: So, is it normal for your little brother to know where people's houses are?

[emptyjunior]

Question, if you were a simple customer looking at a Giant billboard that said "red arse" with a picture of redhood on it that just said 'rent a bat' what would You assume the service was

[iwan1979]

Dishonest and Unprofessional “Roy & Partners” law firm

In mid March 2022, I was involved in an accident where I was hit by a cab during cycling. Afterwards being recommended a solicitor/law firm called ROY & PARTNERS at Chinatown Point to assist in the settlement. I went through the review and there is a lot of 1 star feedback from Google Reviews. However, I decided to proceed since it's recommended by the surveyor of AXA.

The overall experience was pretty disappointing involving dishonesty and unprofessionalism.

I should have noticed that during the arrangement to meet up which has to be rescheduled with the excuse of aircon breakdown. Not to mention that I have to wait for the lawyer to arrive in his office for like 10 mins. Though lawyers are supposed to be punctual given tardiness is punishable in court. After hearing my story involving potential high cost damage, he changed his fee from $500 to $800 which is the excuse that more work needs to be done. I agreed to pay a premium in hope of getting premium service, which turned out I was wrong.

Throughout the engagement for the first month, it's pretty unpleasant where I have to keep chasing to confirm if they have received my email or review my explanation. Even messages from whatsapp or sms were not replied to on a few occasions. Till I get tired and let them contact me whenever needed. After around 6 months, I finally got the settlement offer from the other party, which is less than the 50% amount that we submitted for the claim. Both Roy Monoj Kumar and his team (Joshua Koh) called me thrice to convince me to take up the offer with the excuse that the initial claimed figure is a bloated amount. When I told them that I was considering proceeding to court, they used scare tactics such as I might not win the case and will have to pay all the fee as well as sending me some law rules in order to discourage me from pursuing it. After further consideration, I decided to accept the offer in order to close the case ASAP.

Then I am required to come down to their office to sign the settlement documents. When I went through the discharge voucher, I noticed the amount was a few thousands larger than the settlement amount told to me hence i questioned Joshua. He told me that it's a lawyer fee to be claimed from the other party. In order to convince me, he took out the printed email communication with the other parties. In the email I found out that the amount this firm told the other party is $500 more than the amount told to me. After I questioned him, he gave some unreasonable excuses and promised to include extra $500 for me. As I don't want to waste my time, I agreed and left the office after taking a pic of the printed email thread. On the way back home, I noticed in that email thread that Joshua requested a discharge voucher with an amount 2x of my settlement amount and similar to my initial claim amount. I decided to question them only after they transfer the claim amount to my bank. After I received the fund, I emailed them to ask for clarification of that 2x discharge amount which they requested from the other party. However, there is no reply at all till now. Hence I spent my time writing my experience to share with the rest for their consideration before engaging them. The link to their review: https://www.google.com/search?q=%22roys+and+partner%22+review&newwindow=1&sxsrf=ALiCzsZYtlCBu0Zv8RagHaLf80L_lT0QCw%3A1670259862319&ei=liSOY96OE53B3LUPsa2J0Aw&ved=0ahUKEwjesZru-uL7AhWdILcAHbFWAsoQ4dUDCA8&uact=5&oq=%22roys+and+partner%22+review&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQAzIFCCEQoAEyBQghEKABMggIIRAWEB4QHToKCAAQRxDWBBCwAzoGCLMBEIUEOg0IABCPARDqAhC0AhgBOhAILhCPARDUAhDqAhC0AhgBOg0ILhCPARDqAhC0AhgBOgQIABBDOgUIABCRAjoLCC4QgAQQsQMQgwE6CAguELEDEIMBOg4ILhCABBCxAxCDARDUAjoLCAAQsQMQgwEQkQI6CwguEK8BEMcBEJECOgoILhDHARDRAxBDOgUIABCABDoLCAAQgAQQsQMQgwE6CggAELEDEIMBEEM6BwgAELEDEEM6EAguELEDEIMBEMcBENEDEEM6EwguEIAEELEDEMcBENEDENQCEAo6BwguENQCEEM6EQguEIAEELEDEMcBENEDENQCOhEILhCDARDHARCxAxDRAxCABDoICAAQgAQQsQM6CwguEIMBELEDEIAEOgUILhCABDoNCC4QgAQQxwEQrwEQCjoTCC4QgwEQrwEQxwEQsQMQgAQQCjoICC4QgAQQ1AI6BwgAEIAEEAo6CwguEIAEEMcBEK8BOgYIABAWEB46CAgAEBYQHhAKOggIABAWEB4QDzoFCAAQhgM6CgghEBYQHhAPEB06BwghEKABEApKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQlc6EAVjbg4UBYMyFhQFoBnABeACAAVuIAewNkgECMjiYAQCgAQGwAQvIAQjAAQHaAQQIARgK&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#lrd=0x100401504e5645bf:0xbdd621dd986d5f62,1,,,

[tomwambsgans]

s1e3 lifeboats aka the episode about each of the main roy sibs' sexually coercive behaviors

[oh-surprise-its-me]

tw domestic abuse

13 year old Jamie flinching when his dad puts his hand on his shoulder because the force of it makes him bend.

17 year old Jamie having a black eye for two weeks after his dads been around again and insisting he got it during a match and the ref just didn’t see.

19 year old Jamie in a serious relationship for the first time and she drags her nails down his arm hard enough to break skin in a small argument. She smacks his face three days later.

20 year old Jamie who’s just had a wine glass tossed at his head from a girl who thought he was cheating, he wasn’t but that doesn’t seem to matter.

21 year old Jamie who had a secret boyfriend for three months until he gets shoved into a wall for not wanting to be the first out player because ‘Jamie think of both our careers, we would be icons’.

23 year old Jamie who’s had maybe the healthiest relationship of his life with Keeley being at a bar for the first time after they break up, he gets his face slapped by a girl who thinks he was flirting with her boyfriend.

27 year old Jamie in a relationship with Roy and the first time they really argue he throws his hands in front of himself and closes his eyes when Roy gestures.

Roy fully freezes and steps four feet back and asks Jamie to open his eyes. Jamie who honestly didn’t realize his eyes were closed looks shocked. He asks Roy why he’s so far away now.

Roy looks like he’s about to cry, Jamie lunges to him holding his face asking what happened. Roy has to stutter out a ‘you flinched’ and now it’s Jamie’s turn to freeze. No one has ever brought up the flinching before, taken advantage of it? Yeah. Ignored it? Definitely. Asked in a voice that’s about to cry? No, no that’s new.

He insists he’s fine, he knows Roy would never hit him. Roy looks at him like he’s lost his mind and refuses to brush this off. They talk for hours, Jamie tells Roy everything. All the ex’s, everything his father has ever done, ex teammates who slapped backs too hard to be friendly.

Everything.

By the end they are both crying and Jamie has agreed to talk to a therapist. When they go to bed that night Roy is terrified to grab onto Jamie and pull him on top like he normally does. Jamie has no such issues and rolls right on top of Roy, head tucked into Roy’s neck like every night.

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Next Uncle’s Day rolls around and Roy doesn’t mention it to Jamie, of course, because Roy’s not in charge of planning this party, is he, all he has to do is show up and act excited about whatever colourful gifts will be inflicted upon him this year. Only, once he’s sat in his sister’s kitchen Jamie isn’t there and he keeps on not being there and when Roy finally breaks and asks Phoebe when he’s showing up Phoebe looks a bit confused and says you didn’t seem that happy to have him here last year so I didn’t ask him this time and Roy has no fucking idea what to say to that because it’s really fucking stupid to be sad over someone who’s absolutely NOT your best friend failing to show for a made-up holiday, and this whole thing isn’t REALLY about Roy anyway, it’s about Phoebe, so um.

Roy gets it together and nods and mutters yeah, all right, but it’d be fine though, you know, if you wanted to invite him next year

and no sooner has he spoken than THE DOOR FROM THE OTHER ROOM SWINGS OPEN AND JAMIE STRUTS INSIDE, grinning in TRIUMPH, like ha! you lasted all of half an hour before you started asking about me, I fudging knew you wanted me here, you grumpy old man

and Roy stares and stares and turns to Phoebe in utter betrayal but she just shrugs serenely, Jamie said it’d be fun to surprise you and anyway it wasn’t very nice of you to say he wasn’t your best friend last year, Uncle Roy

He said I wasn’t his either! Roy CANNOT believe this is happening to him.

Calm down, Uncle Roy, or you’ll have a heart attack before you can open my gift, Jamie says, smiling broadly and sounding so very, very smug.

His eyes are soft, though. The gift is very thoughtful. Roy will not admit it, but it makes a good time even better, having him there.

Roy’s sister just watches the entire thing unfold, thinking that nothing in Roy’s life has ever vexed and delighted him quite as much as Jamie Tartt does, and it’s all sorts of deeply amusing and very sweet.

[lunar-years]

Can I also say that the worst thing to happen to the roykeeley (and to a smaller extent royjamiekeeley) ship was the episode where Keeley expresses a desire to have like, even TEN Roy-free minutes in her day, which too many people took to mean Keeley (extrovert, social butterfly, move-maker, lover) hates quality time in both concept and execution and only wants to see her significant other on the weekends, maybe, and would probably sleep in a separate room, whereas Roy is a permanently needy fucker who needs to be attached at the hip to his significant other 24/7 in order to survive, and that therefore they are ~Fundamentally Incompatible.~ Instead of what I think the episode was trying to convey, which is that Keeley desires a very extremely normal amount of time to herself especially while she is focusing on Getting Tasks Done/Literally Working Her Job and that Roy had spent the last several months being insanely clingy largely because he was bored and angry and aimless without football and using his girlfriend as his singular purpose for living (which is not sustainable or healthy behavior with ANY partner, even one as equally attached at the hip) only for him to then get a job at the same place Keeley works, so that she could literally never get any time away from him even At Her Job. Thus tipping the scale beyond “Roy’s love language is Quality Time and he can be a bit clingy, which can be reasonably accommodated by a willing partner” to “Roy is Driving Keeley Actually Motherfucking Batshit Crazy” a problem which then gets solved by Roy leaving Keeley alone for the length of one (1) singular self care bath.

[necrotic-nephilim]

https://www.tumblr.com/necrotic-nephilim/762551245228703744/ok-ok-but-jayroytim-this-feels-especially-funny?source=share

i'm sorry i'm just thinking on days that jason and roy are particularly annoyed (in general or at each other) they would have a dick measuring contest of who can make tim come more and tim ends up very sore the next day every time

(the jayroytim post) ooooh i love this. i love putting Tim in Situations where he's just the stress relief caught between two arguing doms, it's like. my fave concept ever-

i like when it's an unspoken kink dynamic too. like, Jason and Roy start arguing again and Tim is already closing his laptop and taking his clothes off bc it's the only reliable way to get them to shut up, when they pass him back and forth until he's overstimulated and crying. sometimes, they just do it because Tim is overworking himself and won't put down the case he swears he's *so close* to cracking.

but taking it to the next level, seeing who can make Tim come the most is a turn Tim does *not* expect. i think it's fun if they spring it on him, maybe Jason and Roy had the argument when Tim wasn't around and come to the completely reasonable conclusion that this is the only way they can solve it. (neither of them are sure what they were actually originally arguing about when asked.) they text Tim and tell him to clear his schedule for the rest of the day and make sure he doesn't have patrol that night. and Tim is caught between wondering if he's about to get a great date night, or if he's about to clean up an absolutely shitshow they've caused. he is *not* prepared whatsoever. meanwhile, Roy and Jason are. bc there are logistics to work out. hydration, comfort, rerouting emergency calls to all three of them if the world starts to end.

i think it's fun if Jason and Roy set rules, bc they're both known to be cheats and they want clear definitions of what "counts" and how to make sure they're not just wrestling over Tim. of course they both try to cheat anyway. but the general set up is they pass him back and forth each time Tim comes, with breaks and other sorts of rules. if they're doing this, they're doing it right because they're both competitive bastards who leave no room for grey area.

Tim is ruined within the first hour. he's crying and begging and barely feels like a person. i think Roy and Jason are both mean, cocky sort of doms who pour a lot of dirty talk into all of their touches. i think Roy is the sort who will ignore his own pleasure to focus on Tim. sure, he wants to get off, but he's not focusing on himself and is fine if he ends up basically edging himself for an hour bc he wants to see if he can work his entire fist inside of Tim while Tim cries. Jason on the other hand, is more needy with his pleasure, to the point Roy will mock him about being more of a bottom than Tim is. i think it's fun if Jason likes to ride Tim bc Jason rlly likes to lose himself in his pleasure when he's torturing Tim. it's a maddening dichotomy for Tim to be stuck in-between, knowing that they're both going to torture him in different ways.

in the end, i think Roy wins. just because Roy is a bit older and has more canonical experience sleeping around, he's very smug about proving the point he's always made about being more *experienced* where it counts. Jason is certainly good in bed, but i'm always particular to the headcanon that Jason is very inexperienced and possibly even a virgin the first time he sleeps with Tim. bc rlly when would he have had the *chance* to have sex. (yes, ik about Talia but i either ignore that it breeze over it in fanfic bc i think it was poorly handled which sucks bc JayTalia has so much potential-) and Roy is smug about it for weeks, while Tim is in absolute fear (/lh) bc he knows sooner or later Roy's bragging is going to make Jason demand a rematch and Tim is just waiting for the next time they forcibly clear his schedule.

[pickled-flowers]

Btw yesterday I met a person named Bean who worked at a sex toys packaging factory and we ate risotto and pie

[blackbatcass]

just started scream laughing realizing that my irl relationship structure is just dick + roy + donna. this explains a lot about me I think

[valkaryah]

ok but can we please appreciate the beautiful contrast between tabitha telling roman the roys can't acquire pierce because that's actual news that her family and friends follow and he kinda dismisses her versus willa telling connor he can't support mencken because all her family and friends hate him and connor ends up listening to her

and thats why connor roy is winning, the man may be delusional but he listens to his down to earth wife

[aspoonofhoney]

I’m so glad I finished this on time. I did have a much sadder piece lined up for his death but I got sidetracked by this redraw that I’ve been meaning to do for a while, so have some happy joyfire instead. Happy 35th death day anniversary to Jason Todd.

-click for better quality-

[fuck-fma-03]

Alright can we just talk about all of the fucking harmonica in 03 whenever someone's trauma is discussed, like what the fuck??

[cozza-frenzy]

Systober Day 14 - A Couple Throuple - (From Left To Right) Roy (He/It/Dark), Taffy (They/Xe/Star), Dagwood (He/It)

We're almost halfway done with Systober, and what better way to celebrate than with the system's most sickening adorable threesome? Dagwood and Roy come from the same PG-rated cartoon world source, but were a Hero and Villain duo. You'd think they'd be the first to get together, but no - Roy actually fell hard for Taffy, the two bonding over a shared love of science. Roy looked to Taff's gentle and pacifistic nature to help manage his anger, and Taffy admired Roy's passion and lack of shame in being himself, so they already made a great couple. As for Dagwood? He spent some time with Roy discussing what happened in their source to drive them apart, and they re-kindled the friendship they had before the lab accident that turned Roy into a villain. It already knew Taffy because the two are source-adjacent - but the three of them were basically best friends, Dagwood's outgoing nature helping to push Taff to socialize more and his positivity helping Roy out of low moods. It was a running joke for a while that Dag was "third-wheeling so hard he'd move in with them"... but the trio only grew closer, and soon it was living with both of them full-time! A lot of us are both polyamorous and demiromantic, so stories like this aren't uncommon - but we'll touch on some of those in future posts! - Terry

[thetarttfuldickhead]

thinking about your roy whisperer jamie post. the lads telling jamie to go find out what roy's problem is because they "have a rapport" and jamie goes into the manager's office and just straight up asking "hey, what's your problem?" and roys like excuse the fuck out of me? and jamie's like "yeah, we have a rapport. so tell me what your problem is." and the lads in the background like ah. we have made a tactical error.

Aaaah, yes, I can totally see this happening, because Jamie is… well… blunt more often than not. He might well barge in there and just ask, bold as brass, and there’s no way the team can imagine this going well.

Only. I think it would. I mean, yes, it would likely piss Roy off, particularly the assertion that they have a report because fuck off Tartt we do not, but Roy also have this occasional tendency to suddenly just spill, so yeah, maybe that happens. Jamie asks, Roy is pissed but actually answers and the lads are all like… oh, okay, did not think that would work. (There’s a reason Jamie’s the Roy whisperer, no matter how many times Roy denies them having a rapport.) (It’s unclear if Roy answers because it’s Jamie or if he would have answered anyone on the team who had the guts to ask point-blank, but only Jamie would.)

Or maybe Roy rudely and at length tells Jamie to fuck right off and the team sighs and and groans and shakes their heads because that was a fucking bust and Roy’s even angrier now… only Jamie does not look like he thinks the mission was a failure. “Give it time, lads,” he says, as unconcerned as he is confident.

Because Jamie knows – as few other do – that if you just give Roy a little nudge to get him to start thinking, if you let him stew for a bit, and let him feel maybe a bit bad about lashing out at someone he cares for, he’ll eventually come around. He’ll growl and scowl and be abso-fucking-lutely unhappy about it, but later that evening or the next morning, whenever he and Jamie get together for whatever weird shit they’ve got going on at the moment, Roy eventually and without looking at Jamie and sounding like he maybe wants to die grits out what’s got him so wound up and twisted this time around.

(That said, I’m also amused with the image of Jamie coming back out from the office, and off the others’ stare just shrugs blithely. “Yeah, I fucked it. Made it worse. Training’s going to be hell, sorry about that I guess.”)