#rosekiller kid

[nikholascrow]

I love when people hc Luna and Harry as like honorary cousins when Regulus is Harry’s dad, but hear me out. Luna’s an absolute sweetheart, Harry’s a mischievous little ray of sunshine but still pretty well behaved, But theres a third cousin the rosekiller kid, Rosalynn Rosier, the most feral child to ever live, most chaotic germlin to ever attend Hogwarts. frequently losing house points for Ravenclaw (i think Luna and them would be dormmates) and thinks it’s hilarious. they will make anyone who bullies Luna regret the day they were born. they’re Barty’s girl but they’ve got Evan’s brain and they never get caught even tho everyone knows they did it. not only were they raised by Evan and Barty but they grew up with uncle Moony uncle Padfoot and uncle Prongs. they drive Harry insane but in a loving way. Minnie thought she was gonna have to worry about Harry or the wolfstar kid but she was not prepared for the rosekiller kid.

[morsmortish]

barty crouch jr is “DARLINGGG GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAILL!”

evan rosier is “DARLINGGG GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED THE PSYCH WARD!!!”

[marsabillions]

“what if rosekiller raised—” god i fucking hope not. i hope they never come in contact with a child under 13 and if they do god has left us.

[marauders-bs]

rosekiller- august 7 propmt: heart @rosekillermicrofic word count: 154

also, for alex: thanks for the idea sib!!

"Uncle Evan?"

Evan looked at Luna, who was seven and very confused-looking. "What's up, Lun?"

"A boy in my class drew me a heart," she said, the green and gold eyes she'd inherited from Pandora drawn together. "I didn't know boys could like girls."

Barty doubles over laughing behind Evan and Evan has to fight to keep the grin off of his face. It's so hilariously backwards and makes perfect sense for Luna, who was raised around the Potters and the Meadowes-McKinnons and Barty and Evan and her own moms and god knows how many others.

"Boys can like girls, Luna," Evan says, throwing a scolding look at Barty, who dips to kiss him on the cheek on his way to the kitchen. "And girls can like boys."

Luna considers this, then shrugs. "That's no stranger than Aunt Emmeline and Aunt Mary and Aunt Emma, I guess."

Evan can no longer contain his laughter.

[03junkie]

barty crouch jr says ‘gyatt’ every time evan bends down to pick something up send tweet

[saturnsconstellation]

I headcanon Barty as Italian, so he can’t pronounce the “th” sound because in Italy that just doesn’t exist.

Barty *visibly mad*: Evan! Where is te…

Evan *struggling not to laugh*: te?

Barty: yes! te towel! Where is it?

Evan *wheezing*: te?! Don’t you mean ‘the’?

Barty: ahhhh che cazzo! Yes! Te! Now where is-!?

Evan: *fully cackling on the floor*

[hellojuiceboxbaby]

Is it safe to say the ice cream van wouldn’t come an inch of a mile near the crouch manor. I just feel like Barty would be so much of a menace he’d terrorize the ice cream man. He’d traumatize clowns at kids birthday parties. The dentist is scared of him. I don’t know, something just tells me no amount of fear of his father could stop him from scaring the ever living shit out of everday adults. Like he creeps the fuck out of his primary school teachers. And if he was homeschooled he’s just gone through so many tutors because they all quit eventually. And the same goes for Evan, he was just an eerie unsettling kid and the adults around him couldn’t put their finger on what was off they just knew not to stand too close to that one. It was definitely not helped by the creepy twin thing as well whenever he was with Pandora.

They definitely bonded over that when they first met for sure.

[whatsitzface]

I'm so annoyed by the difference in ship names between the girls vs the boys. Like. The boys get Wolfstar, Sunseeker, Starchaser, Rosekiller, etc.

And the girls get Marylily, Dorlene, Pandalily, etc. The most boring combo name ships EVER.

So please please please, can we start coming up with some more creative names for our lesbian ships? I beg

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty and his partner adopt troubled kids (bc he was also a troubled kid, and most of his friends were troubled kids, and he knows what's it like)

[bartycrawtchjr]

the only scenario where i can see rosekiller having a child is if they have a threesome with some girl and accidentally get her pregnant.

this leads to her simply dropping the child off at their doorstep at some point, since the kid is a menace that cannot be handled. like “hi this ones either of yours, have fun!” and every day it’s a riddle who’s offspring this demon child is.

[star4daisy]

love you better

"Barty had taken his anger out on other people his entire life. Mostly on people he did not care for, he was ashamed of admitting that the most damage - or the only one Barty cared for - was the one he’d done to the people he loved.

Barty had never learned how to love.

His mother had tried to teach him, but it had been overshadowed by his father’s indifference.

Barty’s love had teeth. It bit anyone who dared come close enough.

There had never been a person Barty loved that he hadn’t hurt.

He’d done it to his mother when she didn’t deserve to bear the anger he held for his father.

He’d done it to Regulus when he needed to let his frustration out during their teenage years.

Until Evan. Barty refused to do the same to him.

He couldn’t. Not to Evan.

Not now that he finally had him where he wanted him."

or the one where Barty and Evan try to love each other better in entirely different ways

fic: love you better

[thatcoolguyeli]

Regulus takes Barty and Evan out on a leash, the boys cannot be trusted unattended either someones getting hurt or the police called

[padfootsaphrodite]

When someone asks me who my favorite fictional character is but they haven't watched Monster House, or diary of a wimpy kid, or SuperBad, or been inside my brain to see how I imagine Peter to be as a person who didn't betray his friends.

[ros3kill3r]

Rosekiller most definitely have 1 child, if not none. If they must have a child they’d have one and it’d be a girl. They’d be girl dads and they would beat a man’s (or a woman’s..or neither…or both?..) ass if they fucked up around you.

Jegulus would have 3-5 children. Regulus would be fucking terrified to have that many (trans Reggie), he doesn’t even want to carry the child, so they adopt. He’s worried he’ll treat the kids wrong but after getting the hang of it and breaking the cycle (HURRAY), he’s a very good father. :)

Wolfstar own 2-3 children. Remus is worried his werewolf tendencies will be horrible for the kids, but Sirius assures that it’s a curse and not genetics, the kids will be fine and isolated from Remus on full moons. This upsets him a lot, but what can he do? He’d do anything to protect his kids. Sirius would also be worried for the same reasons as Regulus, but the fear would go away quicker because he knows he isn’t alone. (Regulus isn’t alone either, he’s just terrified of forever continuing the cycle).

Marylily would own probably either 1-3 kids, or 4-6. I see them being a busy family, ‘eldest has a soccer game, middle child has piano class, and youngest has a play date’ vibes. Their house would be like the Weasley’s. That, or EXTREMELY neat and tidy, kids are germaphobe MANIACS, and there’s no in-between.

Dorlene? Most likely 1-3 kids. It’s not because of any similar reasons as Regulus or anything, it’s because they aren’t a fan of the idea of having more than 3 kids because then it’d feel chaotic and no time for breaks. I mean seriously, 5 family members INCLUDING their friends (bc they’re all also family, and all their kids call all of them either aunt or uncle), is insane for them. Very neat home and modest + humble children.

[pealeii]

I love Rosekiller cuz it’s like. They’re friends. They’re enemies. They’re lovers. They’re exes. They’re in a queer platonic relationship. They’re in an unhealthy relationship. They’re married. They’re divorced. They hate each other. They love each other. They tolerate each other. They don’t know each other. They know each other too much.

[shrimpalbuspotter]

I'm bored, so here's a list of my favouritest harry potter ships that may or may not be in any particular order that I won't disclose

- Jeverus

- Snirius

- Snupin

- Scorbus

- Hinny

- Drastoria

- Marylily

- Dorcalene

- Rosekiller

- Princewater

- Snulciber

- Charity Burbage x Aurora Sinistra (Charora?)

- Albus x Karl Jenkins

- Prongstail

- Perciver

- Snackchaser/starbucksprince

- Rose Granger-Weasley x Polly Chapman

- Delphi Diggory x Persephone (oc I made just for her)

- Bill Weasley x Fleur Delacour

- Teddy Lupin x Victoire Weasley

-James Sirius Potter x Alice Longbottom

OK that's it and OBVS I like more than just these but... these are the ones I REALLY like. As in ilk think about them alot.