#ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

[thatsbucknasty]

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[whatsitzface]

I'm so annoyed by the difference in ship names between the girls vs the boys. Like. The boys get Wolfstar, Sunseeker, Starchaser, Rosekiller, etc.

And the girls get Marylily, Dorlene, Pandalily, etc. The most boring combo name ships EVER.

So please please please, can we start coming up with some more creative names for our lesbian ships? I beg

[feralhoekage]

... I just watched a video .... & Had to throw my phone...

[the-greatest-magic-of-all]

Fabriz nation? How we feelin' about that "When you think about me, why do you always bring up The Ball?" tonight?

[arinrowan]

*researching next chapter* okay well Bubble Girl's uniform at least seems kind of practical- WAIT HER SKIN IS BLUE THAT'S NOT FABRIC HER ENTIRE ABDOMEN IS EXPOSED?????

[sebbyisland]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

I'm never recovering from those pink shorts

ever.

[marleyybluu]

Y’all….why I go in my drafts and Three and Counting is fucking gone??? OOOOH OOOOOH IM GONNA ROLL ONTO THE HIGHWAY wtf😭 I already typed up 5k man wtf

Worst morning ever fuck off😒😭

[pastrnaks-sainz]

WELL GOOD MORNING CARLOS

[jcamilov06]

A.J. Brown's touchdown vs. Washington Commanders | October 29th, 2023

[ohjaimelannister]

Um.

There was finally an undercover Chenford hookup and they cUT AWAY?!!!!

This is my villain origin story.

[shiba-boyfriend]

oh my god NOO. what the fuck did tumblr do to the image quality

[allygatoor]

true blue by boy genius is such a stobin coded song

[transheimdall]

ik the stigma around schizophrenia is that its supposed to be scary but r u fr telling me i cant laugh at the fact i hallucinated odin standing in the doorway to my basement

[glitteryducklawyerdream]

I am convinced that Taylor Swift wrote call it what you want for Rhysand and Feyre. "Starry eyed sparking up my darkest night"???? that's literally them?????

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.