#rose faunus

[cloudofdarkness]

I saw this ss on Twitter and I had to

[contresixted]

Meet the Sinners! the Scions of the Thirteenth! This was our original team for the warrior of light (top right) that we’ve had in our heads for years and now that we’re working on their story, we decided to make profiles for them!

We hope you like them!

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: I know it's going to suck Ruby, but you have to.

Wolf Ruby: No! Not happening!

Jaune: Then you leave me no choice, but to ask...

Jaune: Would you do it for a Ruby snack?

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Helping Bird!Faunus Ruby preen herself*

Yang: ... She's ... She's ...

Weiss: Oh no ...

Yang: *sNIFFle*

Blake: Here we go again ...

Yang: *Crying softly* She really trusts him ...

Weiss: !?!?!?!?

Blake: ... ?

Weiss: What- Why are you not breaking down in tears and wailing over her being an adult this time?

Yang: Me and Mama were the only ones she let pick her pin feathers out ...

Weiss: What?

Blake: When feathers form, a great deal of them are "Pin" Feathers- they have a sheathe around them to protect the developing feather, but those sheathes can become itchy and irritating, or are out of reach and the subject may need assistance to pick them.

Weiss: ... Okay?

Yang: She really trusts him ...

Blake: She's probably not freaking out because it's just a trust thing, not a sex thing.

Yang: That's right, Blake ... thanks for understanding ...

[brokentrafficknight]

What if Jaune rubbed Wolf Summer's belly for luck because maybe she is luckier?

[reashot]

Happy Halloween and Ruby's birthday.

Wolf Ruby: Rawr! Give me a treat or I will devour you. 🐺

Cowboy Jaune: Like my pardner said. Open up the safe and give us the candies.

Guy: Aren't you two too old to be trick or treating?

Ruby: You are never too old for trick or treating. 🍬

Guy: Okay fine, just take one from the bowl.

Jaune: Thanks mister. *Takes one*

Ruby: Yoink! *Takes a handful of candy* 🍭

Run away Jaune!

Guy: Hey get back here with my candy you darn kids!

A few Blocks later...

Ruby: Hah, hah... We sure gave him the ol' Lancaster slip. 😇

Jaune: Lancaster what?

Ruby: You know, Lancaster? The WW2 RAF Avro Lancaster bomber plane. The bomber that flew in over 150k sorties and sunk the battleship Tirpitz. 🤓

Jaune: Okay, okay. You don't have to tell me the whole Wiki page...

So you want to end it early and go back home?

Ruby: What. No! My bag is still not heavy from trick or treating. I refuse to go home until my bag is engorged with the sugary goodness. 😡

Jaune: Well I tell you what if we go back home I will give you something sweet tonight. It's your birthday after all.

Ruby: Oh Jaune does that mean you will finally let me do it. 😍

Jaune: Yes Ruby I will let you do it this time...

Ruby: Yippee. Last one to get back home is a rotten egg. 😉

*zips*

Jaune: ... I will finally let you put froot loops on your pancakes.

Wait I haven't finished explaining to her yet.

Oh well. I hope she doesn't mistake my offers to make her pancakes with something else.

It was later revealed that Ruby actually thought that Jaune wanted the same thing as her. Meaning she thinks that he wanted to "bone" her. Which is unfortunate because she was all dressed up rather scantily in hope that Jaune would do the thing she thought he promised.

Alas she was crestfallen from the revelation that Jaune never had any intention to "bone" her in the first place. Angered by this trickery Ruby rightfully pounced on Jaune and proceeded to give him a good dic... I mean, kissing.

Ruby: If I can't get my sweet then I will have you as my sweet. So give me a kiss, sugar. 😘

Jaune:

Happy Halloween everybody! 🎃👻

[howlingday]

Wolf!Faunus Ruby

Jaune: There's enemies hiding out there... We need to hunt them down!

Ruby: I MUST BE STRONG FOR MASTER~!

Dog!Faunus Jaune

Ruby: ...

Jaune: (Sitting in the middle of messy room) There was a noise and I got scared~. I spooked. (Cries)

[littlelewdmable]

Yang: Why are you sitting on Jaune's lap?

Ruby: I'm just keeping it warm for Penny.

Yang: Whatever. Let's just go workout.

Ruby: I can't.

Yang: Why not.

Ruby: Ummmmm.

Dog Jaune: *face red as a tomato*

Ruby: For reasons.

Yang: ...

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Wolf Ruby

Ren: …does anyone else smell that…?

Nora: You mean that weird musty smell?

Oscar: It smells like a wet dog mixed with roses! Where is it coming from?

Jaune/Pyrrha: *sweating* 😅

[matt0044]

Regarding the "Does RWBY like women?" poll (yes, yes it does BTW).

You know... the whole poll debacle reminded me of something.

RWBY helped me expand my media diet by telling me that just because people hate something enmass, it could just all be bullshit coupled with mob mentality.

Instead of hatedoms getting me to think:

"Damn, I don't even wanna be associated with that show based on the rage it inspires."

My more skeptical brain is like:

"Okay, so why is it reeeeeeeally hated? Is it reeeeeeeally bad or are people going along with the crowd because critical thinking is too much of a burden in this capitalist hellscape?"

Because bad media literacy is in part a result of the fact that most geeks and normies alike aren't out to be legit critics but rather just want to enjoy the thing, gush about the thing and so forth. They can't exactly articulate their reasonings why like they're trying to get an A+ in Therapy Studies.

And THAT is how the YouTube Video Essay and Angry Critic scene takes off.

We dunk on the Nostalgia Critic (often for VERY real IRL grievances) but his catchphrase: "I remember it so you don't have to" is something many who'd come after would take to heart. These video maker people are taking about a thing you like and are explaining it in a way you not only agree with but makes you feel vindicated.

Be it for love... or for hate.

Because hatedom circles like the RWDE looks to video essays that reassure them, keep them from doubting their stance on the thing and how they enforce it.

With the burden of actually seeing the thing and thinking hard taken off of them, people can confidently say things like "RWBY prioritizes Jaune" despite not looking at any potential evidence in the show that might contridice it.

Which is why this is a call for everyone to question the popular opinions.

Does Jaune Arc reeeeeeally get that much narrative importance at the expense of the main girls?

Was Jaune reeeeeeeally a self-insert?

Was Ironwood reaaaaaally derailed in his character arc?

Was Adam reeeeeeeeally representative of the Faunus?

Was the Faunus reaaaaaally offensive?

And of course...

Was Monty Oum reeeeeeeeally the only one who's vision matter to the show above all else?

Ask yourself these questions and do the work to back them up. If people are giving you responses that contridict you, responses that take evidence from the work itself more often than not, then try to do the same in turn.

Think about that show or movie being panned? What if... you actually like it?

Not everybody is a critic... but we can at least try to.

[lord-of-rain]

Yang: *Throwing the door open* Ugh! So that happened.

Ruby: *sitting on her bed* Yang?

Jaune: *Resting his head on Ruby's lap* Do you mind?

Yang: I thought you two were still on your date?

Ruby: This is the date. *Scratches Jaune's head*

Jaune's tail: *wags happily*

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: Why are you pulling your pants dow-

Ruby: IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER?

~~~~~

Jaune: There's no laws against the Wolf Faunus, Xiao Long!

Yang: NO! DON'T DO THAT JAUNE!

Jaune: Guess what I'm gonna do Yang?

Yang: NO JAUNE! SHE'S STILL A BABY JAUNE!

Jaune: SHe's Eighteen Yang! I'M GONNA DO IT!

Yang: NNNNNOOOOOO!

[throrn2048]

Results of pick a faunus species for each character (main cast edition)

Since I started watching RWBY I've always wondered what type of faunus fits better to each human character so at the beggining of this month I started posting each characters on reddit so people wrote their best ideas and the most upvoted answer wins. I'll leave the link for each character so you can see the different answers people's been leaving. Enjoy.

- Ruby Rose: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/s/wgFM2gwOKq

- Weiss Schnee: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/s/RQblf6eFjZ

- Yang Xiao Long: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/s/aotAkaM2XZ

- Jaune Arc: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/s/3oZbOjJ5uO

- Pyrrha Nikos: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/s/ovmrbW8I52

- Nora Valkyrie: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/s/WsSPetvw8y

- Lie Ren: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/s/BPOQkHpSPS

- Oscar Pine: https://www.reddit.com/r/RWBY/s/jRuUDSK2HQ

[notmaplemable]

Attendant: Sir, I'm sorry but you can't take that with you on the flight.

Jaune: But she's my emotional support faunus. *Picks up Wolf!faunus Ruby*

Jaune: How could you do a racism to someone this cute?

Attendant: ...I was referring to the sword and gun-scythe thing.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Octopus!Faunus Emerald: Denji looking motherfucker!

Shark!Faunus Jaune: Hey Agent Eight, the DJ Octavio called and he wants his soldier back!

Emerald: That the best you could come up with Brucey?

Jaune: I'll make you stick your foot in your mouth for that! And it won't be hard Cephalopod!

Emerald: Why am not surprised the sharpest thing about is your teeth?

Jaune: Did you just call me dimwitted?

Emerald: I mean, I've got more grey matter than you do.

Ruby: Should we stop them?

Nora: Nah, Let it happen.

Jaune: So what? I fancy myself pretty Charismatic, even if you're smarter than I am! that means I don't need to rely on my semblance to get what I want from people!

Emerald: OH, Ow! MY Heart. What a fucking joke. Charisma means jack if you can't back it up.

Jaune: I'll show you how good I am with my tongue!

Emerald: Then Do it, Pussy.

~~~~~

Nora: And that's how your parents got together!

Topaz Kid:

[brokentrafficknight]

Wolf Faunus Ruby instantly recognizes Jaune in the Ever After because of his smell, and she LIKES what she sees.