#rodrick headcannons

[lollibumblebee]

heyy can I request headcanon for dating rodrick heffley with female reader??

a/n: Okkkk, i love this one sm

DATING RODRICK HEADCANNONS:

Unlike the mean ass personality facade he puts up for other people, this man is such a softie bro

you would find out that information pretty quick into the relationship

His mum ADORES you, like she thinks you're the best

he would lay in your lap while you play with his hair

you always catch him staring at you with such an adoring expression

manz is insecure

when he sees you with other ppl, like hitting on you, he will cry about it later

like he would act all tough and shit in front of them, but no

holding your hand in public is his favourite thing in the world

like PDA makes this kid feel so wanted it's unbelievable he loves it

random nights in his van at a random gas station fucking around.

If he's feeling confident, he will reach up (or down) and grab your boobies lmaoooo

no shame

he loves it when you watch his band rehearse

he teaches you how to play the drums and its so cute

he's so gentle with you its so cute

[riordanness]

rodrick heffley headcannons bc i’m incredibly obsessed with this man okay

• he’s obsessed with music. duh. but like, i mean obsessed in a “my spotify screen time is like 10+ hours a day and i doodle music notes on all my jeans” kinda way

• he never has neat hair. ever. (and we love him for it 😩)

• been playing ‘drums’ since toddlerhood, banging out melodies on anything and everything that made that kind of noise

• speaking of which, he collected milo tins as a child and had a whole drum kit made out of them

• his favourite colour is purple but you wouldn’t catch him dead admitting it

• lowkey adores little kids

• like he has such a soft spot for manny

• he’ll do anything for that boy

• literally cannot flirt to save his life (don’t lie to yourself we all know it)

• dyslexic af (D-O-R-E??)

• won’t bring a jacket even if instructed to/refuses to wear a proper jacket no matter how cold it is

• when and if he has a gf, he treats her like she’s fragile glass (in a cute way)

• spent a whole week as a middle schooler determined to learn spanish

• then realised that takes a lot of work and gave up immediately

• he’s just so baby okay

[lemongirl5910]

if there's one thing rodrick loved about hanging out with you. it would definitely be laying on top of you. in any way really.

if you were a personal cool pack or a personal heater, it doesn't matter he loves it. the moment his face made contact with your neck, his breathing slowed, and he could feel the stress of dealing with everything that day leave his body.

this was by far one of his favourite times of the day. it wouldn't even matter if you were reading or on your phone texting your friends as long as he could cuddle up to you he was good. he loved falling asleep like this aswell, he says it's the best sleep he gets in a day, and he legit feels like shit when he doesn't get his daily dose of cuddles.

if you both know you won't be able to hang out after school he will sit with you at lunch and lean his head on your shoulder, close his eyes and drowns out the loud sounds of the cafeteria. he focuses on the sound of your voice as you talk to your friends. sometimes, he even doses off a little. we all know this man loves sleeping. and when you're by his side, it makes the experience so much better.

you spent so much time in his room that your scent began to invade his personal space permanently. not that be minds, he likes that his pillows and blankets smell like you. it helps him fall asleep even faster than normally. even if he's sad you have to leave for the night.

when he picks you up with his van for school in the morning, first thing after your good morning kiss is a hug, as he buries his face in your neck with a loving embrace he feels his senses being filled with your newly put on parfum and he feels even better then when he did when he first saw you that morning.

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note: okay, so like.. hai! it's been like 4 months... who knew being a fanfic writer is so hard.. um, anyway, i want to write more. I just need some good ideas... I think I'll be writing some Mike Schmitt stuff aswel hehe anyway- merry Christmas, everyone! -Lemon

[cathers-world]

Boundaries and shi-

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NO PISS KINK

18+ for smut!

First things first I won’t put nsfw if it’s clearly smut and I don’t want minors reading my things, but I can stop you from doing so, I just don’t condone it

The not fun stuff out the way, so here’s some things what I will and won’t write about!

Who I write for:

Jshlatt (c! or not)

Ted

Mike Schmidt

William afton/steve raglin

Johnnie Gilbert

Jake Webber

Rodrick

Draco Malfoy

Tom riddle

Beta squad

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NSFW OR SFW

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WONT WRITE

Piss kink, r@pe, shit kink, TW ABUSER AND R@PEIST! Wilbur

WILL WRITE

Dub con,BDMS, innocent/corruption kink, somnophilia, other things like that

my shit will be she/her or they/them ONLY afab

18+ only

[naathanuwu]

I’m still hella obsessed with Rodrick Heffley so let me poop out some hc 🤭

Specifically gay ass hc cause I am in fact a raging homosexual

This is for all of my boy kissing boys 🫶🫶

• This might be a shocker, but Rodrick is a raging bisexual, though he has a bigger preference towards women

• And he is lowkey oblivious to his own bisexuality

• He’ll look at Andrew Garfield and say something dumb like “I could take him” and mean it in a smegsual way

• I think if he’d crush on a boy, he’d be hella confused and heavily in denial

• “I’m attracted to you in a way that a man is attracted to a woman… but I’m not gay!”

• He’s not being homophobic, he’s just stupid y’all 🙏

• Rodrick would absolutely make a playlist for his first boy crush (he’d create a playlist for his girlie crushes too, but he wouldn’t be so oblivious about his attraction)

• And maybe even write a song about his confused feelings

• Once Rodrick realises that he is indeed a bisexual, he’d drop the worst ever pickup lines (duh)

• I like to think that he has an easier time flirting with boys, because he can “bro flirt” with them

[lemongirl5910]

as a dyslexic person I second this✋🏽

Rodrick Heffley is dyslexic

I love my dumb dumb pretty emo boy so much

[that-one-banger-of-a-rhcp-song]

rodrick headcannons cuz i can

Warnings: mentions of drugs

Poor dude, he can’t handle spicy stuff

^Like, cayenne, paprika, and ‘franks red hot’ is the only shit he can handle.

Eats popcorn with so much butter it could kill you.

^Also, with pepper(please try it its so good)

Thinks manny’s weird

Dyslexic but we all knew that.

Will ask to borrow your eyeliner.

Random ass make-outs

^Will literally pull you into a closet just to give you a hickey and shove his tongue down your throat

Actually very respectful

Yall share earbuds cuz he forgets his

^If you have airpods, you sneak them into class and listen together.

Tries to write you a song.

Random dates

^You go to a gas station or some shit and raid the place

^One time he accidentally bought CBD oil honey sticks(they sell them where i'm from) and yall got high af

Little spoon

His favourite way to cuddle is when you lay on your side and hold his head/face into the crook of your neck

^Oh my god, the neck kisses

Dog person

Golden retriever boyfriend lookin ass

He will follow you around like a lost puppy. It's so cute.

Sucks ASS at guitar hero

Study dates 

^He hates them and tries to make-out instead (valid)

He’s so soft and gentle with you

^One time he thought you were greg (you poked the small of his back) and he turned around and bitch slapped you.

He saw you tearing up and he bent down and cupped you face gently (think trying not to break a family heirloom??) and he cried rather than you

There's this spot on the small of his back that is really sensitive and if you poke it he jumps and whirls around and its super cute.

He started showering a lot more when you started dating.

His family likes you

^Frank never thought Rodrick would ever get a partner

He can actually sing but its more of the scratchy emo voice, not the smooth/clean high pitched justin beiber voice.

Do his eyeliner for him

^Do it I dare you

I beg you, run your hands/fingers through his hair.

[sunnysoulzz]

Hey sunnyyyyy😋can we get the girl next door crush trope with Rodrick heffley headcannons

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS BUT FUCK YEAH

(I’m ngl- I’m very uncultured I had to look up what the girl next door trope was) (also this made me realise idk how to make headcanons)

Contains: rodrick Heffley x f!reader, nsfw, reader and rodrick are neighbours and childhood friends lol, more rodrick accidentally perving on reader, smut under the cut!

You and Rodrick had been friends since childhood. you were neighbours. When you were little you used to always play together, he had a habit of being a bully sometimes.

As you grew up you stayed friends, not as close as you were when you were little, but still close. When he’d get mad at his dad or something, he’d come to your house. He’d talk about music, school, girls he had a crush on. You’d just smile and listen.

He never really saw you as ‘dateable’. You were always just his close friend who he’d go to for comfort, and when he needed someone to talk to.

The two of you would drive around in his van, listening to music, or get snacks together. He’d always tell you about songs his band was working on.

He’s the kind to make you a mixtape of your favourite songs, you face felt hot after he handed it to you.

He definitely throws his arm over your shoulder when he’s walking with you

One day one of your neighbours had a party, your family and rodricks family were both invited. You wore a short skirt and a cute top. That was the first time Rodrick really saw you as a woman. He couldn’t keep his eyes off you, he has a goofy smile as he tried to act cool, his ears tinted red.

After that he realised how much he liked you, even before this, when he would adamantly refuse that he liked you, he definitely did. He’d always try to make you laugh, he thought the way you talked was cute, he’d try to impress you when he played drums, and way more embarrassing stuff he doesn’t want to admit.

Rodrick having a crush on you would 100% mean he’d invite you to every practice and the few places that let his band play. He’d call you his personal roadie lol.

He’d sneak out of the house at night to go to yours, he’d say it was because he was pissed off about something, but really he just wanted to see you.

You’d bring him to your room, trying not to wake your parents, even though they were used to rodrick coming over at random times by now. You talked about hearing a song he would’ve liked, humming the song softly. He immediately blushed, not just because he liked hearing your voice, but also because you thought of him.

You loved how dorky he was, even though he tried to act cool, he really wasn’t.

He never planned to confess, he didn’t want to ruin the friendship and was hoping the crush would just die down overtime, it didn’t. He was talking about you to his friends, yet again, when you showed up at his house unannounced and caught him talking about everything he loves about you. He has never been more embarrassed. He tried to pretend he was talking about another girl while he friends just exchanged knowing glances.

He definitely accidentally perved on you on when you were getting out of the shower.

Rodrick thought you were innocent, he hadn’t seen you bring any guys over, at least none he thought you were hooking up with. And since he’s a virgin too, he really wanted his first time to be with you.

He definitely thinks about you whenever he jerks off :]

You know that whole trope of “accidentally looking though a girls window when she’s changing”? That happened. You both stared at eachother for a few seconds before you felt your face grow hot. You quickly covered your chest and closed the curtains. He popped a boner real fast.

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I’m all out of brain juice 😭 I’m so sorry, I have no idea what this trope is, so I hope this works 🫶🫶 if it doesn’t, I’ll rewrite it fr LOLL but my requests are always open 😼

[snookienthusi4st]

since u asked for rodrick fic ideas I wanted to ask for a fem reader fic or headcannon where you have an established relationship and reader is scene/emo/y2k and plays guitar

(I love your all work sm! your johnnie guilbert stuff is by far my fav I've seen of him!)

thank you so so much!

also holy shit i have a lot of requests

rodrick x y2k reader headcannons

warnings: none!

no nsfw, just a lil suggestive

• he’s a simple guy, if your favorite color is hot pink or you wear a lot of it, if he ever buys you clothes they’ll probably be hot pink

• same thing applies if you have a different favorite color you wear often

• if you play guitar, you guys might play songs or do little mini covers together, with you on guitar and rodrick on drums

• you guys listen to each other play a lot when you hang out

• he lets you paint his nails and idk why i say this every fucking time but i can just see it for every person i write headcannons for let me breathe

• bonus if you like yours done because he’ll def paint yours pink

• you guys go on mall dates

• he makes out w you every chance he gets

• bathroom? makeout. school hallway? makeout.

• loves your style, but loves it more when you borrow his clothes like shirts and hoodies

[dukecollinsbf]

guess.

if u guessed EVEN MORE OF MY DARLIN OC HEADCANNONS UR CORRECT. sum nsfw

sorry to all. im obsessed w him.

he loves zombie movies. and zombie games. call of duty zombies with his brothers used to be his shit. he was also very competitive. like, before he even hits the floor in the game he's yelling at his brothers to revive him. (im projecting :P)

after being with the pack for a few months, julius was convinced he'd never be a part of the pack like the rest of the teens were. they all already formed their bonds, found themselves in groups; they were a family. julius was just... there. even when asher would force julius to hang out with them, julius would feel so out of place and would just sit quietly

this feeling only grew stronger as he grew older and STILL didn't have any close bonds within the pack. he was fully convinced asher was trying to include him out of pity and it pissed him off. he HATES being pitied

he ALMOST got a tattoo for quinn cus he was young and fully conviced he and quinn were forever

now he has a tattoo of sams name

he also copies sams accent. and milos. and porters. not to be mean, but cus they like the way they talk! they did it with quinn too and he didnt take it well

he punched another pack member for making fun of him once. lol

HUGE RESTING BITCH FACE.

again, guyliner. one of the pack adults (i cant decide which) and julius x that one scene from the dairy of a wimpy kid movie

"are you wearing eyeliner??"

julius also had a crush on rodrick heffley. he wanted him AND wanted to be him.

"IM SORRY WOMEN :/"

he orders food then overthinks the interaction. "wow... i stuttered while asking for cheese on my sandwich... this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."

not julius, but sam uses emojis properly. especially the sad ones. julius thinks its so cute.

also sam dad bod and chst hair and

me^

as mentioned in past post, he was sent to an empowered tti. he DID escape, but he didnt get to finish highschool cus of it. he makes fun of himself for being a dropout even tho it wasnt even his choice.

again, projecting, but he has an issue with telling others to kts or threatening to khs.

when he was a kid and he found out ur teeth dont fall out til youre like seven he cried cus he wanted money

this is alrdy agreed upon by the fandom but hes a WHORE. and HOT.

hes taller than sam... IM BOUTA BUST

one time when sam went in for a kiss julius turned his head away and went SWERVEDDD and sams face was pure shock and betrayal

he rubs his cheek against sams

bright eyes and sam that one meme

"why does julius call u babygirl?"

"how bout we stop talking for a little while."

baggy jeans.... compression shirt... or.... tight tanktop.... *busts*

slurty waist....... msucles....

neck tattoo........................ and others cus he TATTED

he wears rings too and he has a necklace he like NEVER takes off.

i alrdy said this too but im saying it again he has heterochromia (my twin) hes so sexy im gonna kiss my own oc

BJ KING!!

he bites. in a freaky way and in an intimate way

like he loves sam sm he js needs to bite his bicep or titty pec

he used to smoke. like A LOT

early sam and masc darlin was a homoerotic friendship. i know that sexual tension was crazy.

garfield lover. youll never like garfield like HE likes garf.

HE SUCKS AT GEOGRAPHY SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the end (for now)... do yall have hcs for my oc cus ill eat them up and send u a million dollars. but also just gimme darlin hcs

AGAIN IM SORRY IM SORRY IF UR SICK OF ME LMFAOO

[lollibumblebee]

Rules for requesting!

Hi, requests are open and below are some of the things people I write for!

I'll write for all genders/pronouns and if they aren't specified in the request, default is gender-neutral/ they/them.

The maze runner:

Gally

Thomas

Newt

Minho

(ill write for more, but these are the main)

The sturniolo triplets:

diary of a wimpy kid:

Rodrick

Folk of the air series:

(request for this one)

The 100:

Bellamy

Finn

Jasper

Murphy

Monty

(like tmr, ill write for other, but these are the mains)

WHAT I WILL WRITE:

smut (not for the Sturniolo triplets as this is against their set boundaries)

I love head cannons, so I'll write them

poly!(insert ship here) (once again probably not with the Sturniolos)

Don't worry if there are no female characters, just request and I'll complete as soon as possible<3

no issue with writing things relating to depression, anxiety and SA, but it won't be in detail, or romanticised in any way.

WHAT I WON'T WRITE:

r@pe

incest

piss/shit/vomit kink

foot fetish or any other weird ass fetish

no pregnancy (I cannot write that for the life of me, sorry babes)

kidnapping

smut for minors and people who aren't comfortable with it

other triggering subjects

[angeldiarybook]

𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭/𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫

𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞˚ʚ ❤︎‬ɞ˚

-𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬

-fight?or flight?

-“man,I hate Highschool”

-spooky season with Billy and Stu

School with Billy and stu headcannons

Bonus snaps Bonus snap part 2

Snap Messages with Stu & Billy Part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4

Billy comforting you after making you cry

-𝐒𝐭𝐮 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫

-fight?or flight?

-“man,I hate Highschool”

-spooky season with Billy and Stu

School with Billy and stu headcannons

Bonus snaps Bonus snap part 2

Snap Messages with Stu & Billy Part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4

-𝐀𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧

-𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐲

𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬🧺 ‧₊˚ ☕️⋅ 🧸ྀི

-𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨 𝐈’𝐦 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐦𝐞

-𝐓𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐮𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐲 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

-𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

-𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐳𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫

-𝐑𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝 *ੈ🧟‍♀️✩‧₊˚

-𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦��𝐬

-𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬

-𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐃𝐢𝐱𝐨𝐧

-𝐍𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡

-𝐆𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐧 𝐑𝐡𝐞𝐞

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 ˙˙ ✩°˖ 🪦ྀིྀི ⋆｡˚꩜

-𝐏𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐒/𝐎 𝐰𝐡𝐨’𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦

-𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬

-𝐒𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐏𝐨𝐩 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬

-𝐃𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧

-𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐝𝐞

-𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐢𝐭 (𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰)

-𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞

𝐄𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

Nothing yet

-𝐄𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

-𝐓𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐧

-𝐊𝐢𝐭 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫

-𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫

-𝐋𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

Nothing yet

-𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝

-𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝

-𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐯𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐲

-𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐫

-𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐫

𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

𝐓𝐢𝐦 𝐋𝐚𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐫 𓍢ִ໋˚ ༘ ⋆｡ Dating Tim Laflour Head cannons

-𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲:𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐝★🥁🎧⋆｡ °⋆ Rodrick head-cannons

-𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐧:𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧˖°𓇼🌊⋆🕯️

-𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐫:𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬🏹 ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ

-𝐏𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐚 𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐤:𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬🏹 ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ

-𝐂𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐃𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐲:𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫🧹༘࿐

-𝐄𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧:𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 🧛🏻‍♀️⋆♱⋆🦇🌲

-Alice Cullen :Twilight 🧛🏻‍♀️⋆♱⋆🦇🌲

𝐀𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚

-𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐎’𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧

-𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐨

-𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝

-𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐔𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡

-𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧

-𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐡 𝐇𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧

-𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞́𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐭

-𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐛 𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧

[mattykay]

Fic Masterlist

I've also done and do cai requests! my acc is @mattmokey on cai

- Five Hargreeves -

(please keep in mind this is written about an aged up body not his young one of course)

Five x FTM reader: His man (nsfw)

Five x GN stoner!reader: 🍃

Five x M/GN reader: headcannons

More headcannons but it was an ask: here

- Rodrick Heffley -

Rodrick x FTM tutor!reader: Please?

Rodrick x FTM family friend reader: here

- Lee, Bones and All -

Lee x FTM reader: headcannons

Lee x M,Flourist!reader: (i need to start naming my fics but here's the link)

- Timothee Chalamet -

Him finding out a guy likes him: headcannon

Him as a boyfriend: headcannons

[riordanness]

— main masterlist ->

here is my main masterlist for all of my fics on this site!

i will obviously be trying to get this updated every time i post a new fic <3

disclaimer,, i haven’t posted very many fanfics on tumblr yet, so some of these masterlists are currently empty.

enjoy!! 🤍

(coming soon!) masterlist.

percy jackson masterlist

— percy jackson

pick up lines

my tears ricochet

wildest dreams

crazier

fictional

mi amor

things percy would say to me if he was real

i wish you would

bad blood

false god

seven

sparks fly

burning it down

bed chem

— walker scobell

slow motion, double vision

— leo valdez

stranger

delicate

— percabeth

the way i loved you

headcannons

— jason grace

start of something new

today was a fairytale

— luke castellan

— carter kane

— will solace

he was sunshine

the summer i turned pretty masterlist

— conrad fisher

pretty things

— jeremiah fisher

outer banks masterlist

— rafe cameron

gorgeous

breathe

labyrinth

— jj maybank

headcannons

once upon a time masterlist

— peter pan

— killian jones

better than revenge

spider-man/peter parker masterlist

— peter parker

coffee… at midnight

he isn’t you

peter parker headcannons

— tom holland

heaven knows

the chronicles of narnia masterlist

— edmund pevensie

cardigan

just a man

— peter pevensie

the maze runner masterlist

— newt

would’ve, could’ve, should’ve

say don’t go

— minho

— thomas

miscellaneous masterlist

— peeta mellark

tolerate it

— coriolanus snow

— finnick o’dair

— rodrick heffley

headcannons

change

— hiccup haddock

bad blood

out of the woods

— ravi singh

you are in love

dear reader

timothée chalamet masterlist

— willy wonka

sweet nothing

nightmare dressed like a daydream

safe and sound

electric touch

lover

for a moment

all i’ve ever wanted

— timothée chalamet

chocolate like this

— laurie laurence

champagne problems

i think he knows

— nic sheff

enchanté

<3

[the-s1lly-corner]

JONATHAN AND GN!READER AND THEIR ANTICS !!!!!!!

Antics w/ Jonathan and Reader!

I did a similar post yesterday!! (Linked at the end, hopefully, I'm mobile and sometimes tumblr can be weird)

I'm so so sorry it took my so long to get this request <\\3 I was trying to come up with new ideas so it could be different than the other ask <\3, which I highly recommend checking out! Imma be real I'm not totally confident in how this one turned out so that second post can be like an extra/make up <\3

I wasnt sure if you wanted this to be platonic or have them dating so!! It's mostly written as vague in that department!!

Jonathan doesn't strike me as the person who goes out and does things a lot

Just. Wake up, work, home, sleep, repeat.. he'll sometimes send texts to friends and family to schedule a lunch here and there but

That's about it, hes not very social

So a lot of these antics are really going to be made through you making the plans; with the shenanigans really being unplanned byproducts

Honestly I can totally see Jonathan starting shit with someone, be it accident or on purpose, prompting both of yall having to hightail it out of the area

Reminds me of that part from one of the diary of a wimpy kid movies, where greg n rodrick do that fake puke prank on the guy and have to make a run for it

Actually I can totally see yall subtly being menaces and fucking with people

Maybe not a fake puke prank persay but

Yk?

No crime stuff; I only really see that becoming a thing after he becomes Spot! Both from how he worded his whole "turning to a life of crime" thing and the fact he just

Lacks the experience and confidence

Moving on

Maybe it's just my "let's get silly with the writing" part of me, or it's my need for chaos (arguably the same thing), but

I feel like

Somehow, you guys would accidentally probably maybe kinda sorta

Wreak havoc in ways spot could only dream of (before doing the whole. Bouncing across the multiverse thing)

Yall could probably start the day wanting to go to some food truck and

End it by spending a night in jail

Neither of you are allowed anywhere near food trucks after that /j

No but serious note, Jonathan is basically a hermit, he doesnt like leaving his apartment unless he has to; people are just, so

Eeuuughchk!

So when you two hang out it's either his place or yours

But that's not to say it isnt fun!

Hes got normal stuff people have in their homes, like board games and consoles

And also science doohickies

Yeah people have that in their houses, that's a normal thing

Ngl if you give him any ideas for machines or whatnot hes totally going to give it a try

See previous post with a trans s/o, he would make the transgenderinator if you asked him to

Well now hes just turning into doof

Ykw

I feel like he'd take you to alchemax to show off stuff but like

If you asked nicely

How can he say no to that face?

And also he has no backbone

That's not to say you would pressure him, though! Because that's not cool, dont pressure people. But like, he would cave in the way of "I know it's not that serious and I know they'll probably understand if I say no, but I don't want to ever risk disappointing them ever in my life, so I'm gonna say yes!" Kind of way

He just like me frfr

And this is assuming you even know about alchemax

Which personally, unless you're in some way associated with it, I'm p sure be would have a strong boundary to keep you out of it

This is really just turning into a general ramble <\3

Anyways

I dont have many ideas since I struggle with general hcs like this but!! Yeah!! Definitely recommend the linked post for a better more cohesive (?) List of ideas and hcs!! This post kinda

Made me realize I dont have many hcs for Jonathan outside of making his personality a smart pathetic science man

Gotta fix that , give him some hobbies n stuff in the future

Link to a similar post!

[fuckshitslover]

val's masterlist and rules :)

MY MASTERLIST

FUCKSHIT   -    mid90s

EMMETT CULLEN    -    TWILIGHT SAGA

Coming soon!...

PATRICK HOCKSTETTER     -    IT 2017

Coming soon!...

VANCE HOPPER - THE BLACK PHONE

Coming soon!...

CARL GALLAGHER - SHAMELESS

STEVE HARRINGTON - STRANGER THINGS

Coming soon!...

GALLAVICH DAUGHTER - SHAMELESS

Coming soon!...

GEORGIE COOPER - YOUNG SHELDON

Coming soon!...

RODRICK HEFFLEY - DIARY OF A WIMPY KID

Coming soon!...

OTHER CHARACTERS

None yet!...

RULES

I will do NSFW, though i’m not sure i’m very good at it. I will write for any character on this list, and if you happen to request one that i know, ill see if i can write for them! I don't write male!readers, and i will default to fem!reader unless said to be gender neutral. I will update my masterlist when i make a new work, and FEEL FREE TO REQUEST! I do go to school, so ill probably be a bit short on time but ill try my best to do anything i;m interested it whenever i can! I am an ADD bisexual female, so i will say the f slur if necessary, and i will try to refrain from, but if there is a line that says the r slur, i might refer to it. None of my work is meant to offend anyone, it is purely for fun. Ill try my best to respond to constructive criticism, but if you're rude, you'll get blocked 🙂