#matt yaps

[samfucker]

some of u forget that its canon that darlin struggled w integrating into the pack until sam came around. like i read teen shaw pack fics and darlin is besties w everyone on the first meeting WHICH IS FINE! i just wanna see the teen darlin angst.

maybe that's js me

[brainfreeze27]

just to prove i'm NOT an alien

[satanicksandwich]

what a nice fellow

[samfucker]

@vegafan69 is this ur alt acc 🤔

Blogging under the influence(horny)

[404error-accountnotfound]

One day I'm going to get back in the habit of using character tags but not today

[joejhang]

y'all ever think about when someone asked nora what would happen if the moriyamas killed andrew as a warning and neil crashes out SO BAD he literally ditches the "neil josten" persona just like that and reverts back to nathaniel hb pulled out ALL the stops he literally hunts down proust, goes to JAPAN just to give himself over as a HITMAN to the moriyamas' rival mafia family so he can take down the moriyama empire from there...thinking about that au. obv i would never want it to happen but GOD the power he holds.

[samfucker]

WEEEEEEE BOUTTTAAAAA FAAAWWWWWWKKKKKKKK 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Dimitri 🎨

Stern Polar Bear Shifter Professor

I forgor to release the Beast out into the wild (tumblr dot com) sooner but yay more OCs! Exactly what you wanted from me (lying)

Blame Lexi Moon for this one <3

Dimitri facts below~

- From a Siberian Yupik tribe— he moved away from Russia to get away from the government’s poor treatment of indigenous peoples and to pursue his art education

- PhD in Fine Arts, additional degree in Art History and Education

- He channels his own emotions into painting, having a special focus on portraits and nude model scenes that appreciate and further romanticize the human body

- Just because he’s stern, it doesn’t mean he’s harsh on grading his students’ own artistic style. Teachers and mentors criticizing personal art styles is probably his biggest pet peeve

- Plays the cello

- Baddie in the kitchen that man can COOK

- But does very much love to indulge in going out for expensive meals

- Aromantic icon that enjoys a good fling

- Call him “sir” ;))

- High key sugar daddy, he loves to spoil people

- He’s very much down to play while half shifted, but it does worry him that he’ll genuinely hurt somebody given his size and teeth and such

- Can quote poetry snippets impressively quick

- He’s a whole ass polar bear of course he can ice skate

Here’s his Pinterest board!

[mattscoquette]

this is soooo bf coded im sick

[samfucker]

every time one of u mischaracterises my fav character/listener i imagine a plane hitting ur house

[brainfreeze27]

keychain adam is coming home in 8-10 business days....

[samfucker]

i never shared my hcs for them being genuinely violent and angry cus bitches would hop on my meat and tell me its too fanon darlin or whatever the fuck and i just don't care enough about people to deal with it LMFAOAOA

some of y’all need to let darlin’ be a bitch sometimes.

i love and live for darlin’ just wanting love or not understanding genuine care, love it! most of it’s really close to their canon character!

except

not everything they do is “confused lost puppy not understanding care and not wanting to do any real harm🥺” no, they indeed intend on harming others. we both know they wouldn’t be clueless 100% of the time.

stop babying the badass, i beg🙏

[satanicksandwich]

i must reblog all of my best friends art theyre very cool please go follow them...heh. @/bigratz

[sturn-saturn]

me when i read the most amazing, hottest, most disgusting, sheet gripping, spectacular, toe curling, pussy popping, sweatiest smut of my life

[idontcare4urmom]

CHRISTOPHER OWEN STURNIOLO,the slutty man that you are😼

he is being extra freaky lately and i am here for it.

[samfucker]

here's a few cus i love to share

when i was a kid i fell on a glass table and it broke and i had to get stitches and stuff and couldn't sleep on my back til I got them out

i ate a whole tomato like it was an apple when i was like 8 in poland

another time in poland i got chased by a chicken and it was the most terrifying thing ever at the time

one time at the beach me and my older brother were playing in the water and stuff and he pushed me down and i got a mouthful of salty ass water and split my little toe and the side of my foot open on a slippy rock and waddled over to my parents and since my feet were wet the sand got stuck to my injured foot and i was abt to lose my mind

i used to be scared of sourdough bread starters

one time i told this kid that i was scared of the little girl from the ring and that sometimes i was scared she'd come after me and he told my mom abt it infront of a bunch of other ppl and my mom was like nooo matt isn't scared of anything right matt?? and i had to act all tough and stuff cus i got embarrassed that he told people abt my fear of the ring girl

yall don't even gotta gimme a character i js love to talk LMFAOOOOO

guys i’m bored tell me something that happened to you/something about yourself and let me give you a redacted character

[pepsiboyy]

hello