#matt yaps

[samfucker]

some of u forget that its canon that darlin struggled w integrating into the pack until sam came around. like i read teen shaw pack fics and darlin is besties w everyone on the first meeting WHICH IS FINE! i just wanna see the teen darlin angst.

maybe that's js me

[brainfreeze27]

just to prove i'm NOT an alien

[satanicksandwich]

what a nice fellow

[samfucker]

@vegafan69 is this ur alt acc 🤔

Blogging under the influence(horny)

[404error-accountnotfound]

One day I'm going to get back in the habit of using character tags but not today

[mattscoquette]

this is soooo bf coded im sick

[joejhang]

y'all ever think about when someone asked nora what would happen if the moriyamas killed andrew as a warning and neil crashes out SO BAD he literally ditches the "neil josten" persona just like that and reverts back to nathaniel hb pulled out ALL the stops he literally hunts down proust, goes to JAPAN just to give himself over as a HITMAN to the moriyamas' rival mafia family so he can take down the moriyama empire from there...thinking about that au. obv i would never want it to happen but GOD the power he holds.

[samfucker]

WEEEEEEE BOUTTTAAAAA FAAAWWWWWWKKKKKKKK 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

Dimitri 🎨

Stern Polar Bear Shifter Professor

I forgor to release the Beast out into the wild (tumblr dot com) sooner but yay more OCs! Exactly what you wanted from me (lying)

Blame Lexi Moon for this one <3

Dimitri facts below~

- From a Siberian Yupik tribe— he moved away from Russia to get away from the government’s poor treatment of indigenous peoples and to pursue his art education

- PhD in Fine Arts, additional degree in Art History and Education

- He channels his own emotions into painting, having a special focus on portraits and nude model scenes that appreciate and further romanticize the human body

- Just because he’s stern, it doesn’t mean he’s harsh on grading his students’ own artistic style. Teachers and mentors criticizing personal art styles is probably his biggest pet peeve

- Plays the cello

- Baddie in the kitchen that man can COOK

- But does very much love to indulge in going out for expensive meals

- Aromantic icon that enjoys a good fling

- Call him “sir” ;))

- High key sugar daddy, he loves to spoil people

- He’s very much down to play while half shifted, but it does worry him that he’ll genuinely hurt somebody given his size and teeth and such

- Can quote poetry snippets impressively quick

- He’s a whole ass polar bear of course he can ice skate

Here’s his Pinterest board!

[samfucker]

guess.

if u guessed EVEN MORE OF MY DARLIN OC HEADCANNONS UR CORRECT. sum nsfw

sorry to all. im obsessed w him.

he loves zombie movies. and zombie games. call of duty zombies with his brothers used to be his shit. he was also very competitive. like, before he even hits the floor in the game he's yelling at his brothers to revive him. (im projecting :P)

after being with the pack for a few months, julius was convinced he'd never be a part of the pack like the rest of the teens were. they all already formed their bonds, found themselves in groups; they were a family. julius was just... there. even when asher would force julius to hang out with them, julius would feel so out of place and would just sit quietly

this feeling only grew stronger as he grew older and STILL didn't have any close bonds within the pack. he was fully convinced asher was trying to include him out of pity and it pissed him off. he HATES being pitied

he ALMOST got a tattoo for quinn cus he was young and fully conviced he and quinn were forever

now he has a tattoo of sams name

he also copies sams accent. and milos. and porters. not to be mean, but cus they like the way they talk! they did it with quinn too and he didnt take it well

he punched another pack member for making fun of him once. lol

HUGE RESTING BITCH FACE.

again, guyliner. one of the pack adults (i cant decide which) and julius x that one scene from the dairy of a wimpy kid movie

"are you wearing eyeliner??"

julius also had a crush on rodrick heffley. he wanted him AND wanted to be him.

"IM SORRY WOMEN :/"

he orders food then overthinks the interaction. "wow... i stuttered while asking for cheese on my sandwich... this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."

not julius, but sam uses emojis properly. especially the sad ones. julius thinks its so cute.

also sam dad bod and chst hair and

me^

as mentioned in past post, he was sent to an empowered tti. he DID escape, but he didnt get to finish highschool cus of it. he makes fun of himself for being a dropout even tho it wasnt even his choice.

again, projecting, but he has an issue with telling others to kts or threatening to khs.

when he was a kid and he found out ur teeth dont fall out til youre like seven he cried cus he wanted money

this is alrdy agreed upon by the fandom but hes a WHORE. and HOT.

hes taller than sam... IM BOUTA BUST

one time when sam went in for a kiss julius turned his head away and went SWERVEDDD and sams face was pure shock and betrayal

he rubs his cheek against sams

bright eyes and sam that one meme

"why does julius call u babygirl?"

"how bout we stop talking for a little while."

baggy jeans.... compression shirt... or.... tight tanktop.... *busts*

slurty waist....... msucles....

neck tattoo........................ and others cus he TATTED

he wears rings too and he has a necklace he like NEVER takes off.

i alrdy said this too but im saying it again he has heterochromia (my twin) hes so sexy im gonna kiss my own oc

BJ KING!!

he bites. in a freaky way and in an intimate way

like he loves sam sm he js needs to bite his bicep or titty pec

he used to smoke. like A LOT

early sam and masc darlin was a homoerotic friendship. i know that sexual tension was crazy.

garfield lover. youll never like garfield like HE likes garf.

HE SUCKS AT GEOGRAPHY SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the end (for now)... do yall have hcs for my oc cus ill eat them up and send u a million dollars. but also just gimme darlin hcs

AGAIN IM SORRY IM SORRY IF UR SICK OF ME LMFAOO

[brainfreeze27]

keychain adam is coming home in 8-10 business days....

[satanicksandwich]

i must reblog all of my best friends art theyre very cool please go follow them...heh. @/bigratz

[samfucker]

i never shared my hcs for them being genuinely violent and angry cus bitches would hop on my meat and tell me its too fanon darlin or whatever the fuck and i just don't care enough about people to deal with it LMFAOAOA

some of y’all need to let darlin’ be a bitch sometimes.

i love and live for darlin’ just wanting love or not understanding genuine care, love it! most of it’s really close to their canon character!

except

not everything they do is “confused lost puppy not understanding care and not wanting to do any real harm🥺” no, they indeed intend on harming others. we both know they wouldn’t be clueless 100% of the time.

stop babying the badass, i beg🙏

[sturn-saturn]

me when i read the most amazing, hottest, most disgusting, sheet gripping, spectacular, toe curling, pussy popping, sweatiest smut of my life

[idontcare4urmom]

CHRISTOPHER OWEN STURNIOLO,the slutty man that you are😼

he is being extra freaky lately and i am here for it.

[samfucker]

here's a few cus i love to share

when i was a kid i fell on a glass table and it broke and i had to get stitches and stuff and couldn't sleep on my back til I got them out

i ate a whole tomato like it was an apple when i was like 8 in poland

another time in poland i got chased by a chicken and it was the most terrifying thing ever at the time

one time at the beach me and my older brother were playing in the water and stuff and he pushed me down and i got a mouthful of salty ass water and split my little toe and the side of my foot open on a slippy rock and waddled over to my parents and since my feet were wet the sand got stuck to my injured foot and i was abt to lose my mind

i used to be scared of sourdough bread starters

one time i told this kid that i was scared of the little girl from the ring and that sometimes i was scared she'd come after me and he told my mom abt it infront of a bunch of other ppl and my mom was like nooo matt isn't scared of anything right matt?? and i had to act all tough and stuff cus i got embarrassed that he told people abt my fear of the ring girl

yall don't even gotta gimme a character i js love to talk LMFAOOOOO

guys i’m bored tell me something that happened to you/something about yourself and let me give you a redacted character

[pepsiboyy]

hello