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there’s a lady in my class who looks like she could be mikayla’s mom

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who wants a matt headcannon???

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now that tiktok is banning i’d like to say that im never gonna be able to rewatch my favorite sturniolo edits and IM FUCKING SICK.

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hiii

hey hon!!

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something about the triplets NOT USING CUPCAKE LINERS PISSES ME OFF.

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LISTEN TO ME. goatee matt.

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i’m actually gonna fucking crash out bc why is my brother watching college football right before midnight i’m so close to choking him out rn

oh no!!!! i’m sorry hon. what do you wanna watch? try talking to him. i personally don’t have brothers so im not sure how they are but do try talking to him!!

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hey bff. my sister and i used to fight over a lot growing up but we grew to becoming best friends. siblings fight. it’s normal. please do not call our sibling arguments abuse that’s insane.

yall need to grow up fr. my sister used to leave hand print marks on me growing up cause we always fought LMAOOO. if nick was hurt by it he would’ve never included the video in the photo dump and he would’ve never left that clip in the youtube video.

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i wonder what matt’s thought process was when he was buying the condoms. was he like hmmm should i get the size i usually get? like was he reading the box at the store the make sure he got the right ones? did he just pick up two random boxes??

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A Letter To You.

pairing: fem!reader x ex!friend!matt

Matt’s been one to keep his thoughts and feelings to himself. You both met through a mutual friend about five years ago. Three years into the friendship you both started to go your separate ways, but one thing you didn’t know, was the deep feelings Matt has developed for you and kept secret for the last two years.

You walk into your apartment with a handful of mail and shuffle through it as you walk towards your living room. Dropping in your tracks, you scan an envelope that seems to be hand written that’s from, “Matt?” you question.

Confusion hit you. You open up the letter and take a deep breath before reading.

Dear Y/n,

You’re probably wondering why I’m sending this letter to you. Honestly I’m not even sure if I am going to send it but if I do, I hope it finds you well. I know we haven’t spoken in a while but I hope everything’s going well for you. I miss you. I miss how close we were. I miss your obnoxious laugh. I miss that little handshake we used to do. I miss our inside jokes. I walk past that little breakfast spot we always liked going to. I stop by there sometimes and reminisce about the times we’ve had hoping to feel that again. What I’m trying to say is for the past 2 years I have not been able to get you out of my head and I realized have I started to fall for you. I want you to look into my eyes and see the love I have for you and I want you to see that I can be the one for you. I want to be the one to bake you cookies at 1am when you want a snack, go on night drives when you feel overwhelmed, tell you it’s okay that you got snot or tears on my shirt from crying so close to me. I want to know what it’s like to be loved by someone like you. I’ve just been racking my brain lately trying to understand why I’ve been feeling so empty. I’ve been empty because I’m craving you. My mind has been filled with “what if” scenarios when it comes to the two of us. So what do you say, honey, what if you gave me the chance to show you how I can love you.

Yours Truly,

Matthew

You folded the letter back into the envelope and leaned back onto your couch with your heart skipping beats, eyes pricking with tears, and that feeling in your throat from trying not to cry.

“He loves me too…”

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i can’t believe i have to go about my life now and finally come to terms that chris is balls deep in a woman who isn’t me and she gets to feel his cock and every vein with those ultra thin condoms.

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this is how he’d push your hair back when you’re sucking on it

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME 😫

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LMFAOOOOOOO

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yall need to grow up fr. my sister used to leave hand print marks on me growing up cause we always fought LMAOOO. if nick was hurt by it he would’ve never included the video in the photo dump and he would’ve never left that clip in the youtube video.

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i think im getting love bombed

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THIS IS SO FUNNY

i see it..... again 😰

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matt giving nick and chris condoms just tells me that he would get his gf lingerie