#robots who hate and love eachother at the same time

[its-haughty]

SIIIIIKE! HERES THE ACTUAL MAIN ANTAGONIST!

THIS BITCH!!!!

Brief Description lol: Mako Bishop is the Head of PIE, and also happened to be the first ever fully functioning sentient robot in universe! It means many other robots have his blueprint and also happen to work at PIE (Like Shane!)

Speaking of... The two of them are close. Hanging out after hours without the confines of work. Shane finding comfort in someone speaking for him, and admittedly does find Mako a little funny.. Whilst Mako needs someone to talk to who isn't his workers! Two very lonely robots who have the sanctity of companionship... On the surface.

Trivia below the cut lol

Mako

Mako doesn't know sign language but it's a choice he chooses to make

He doesn't want to hurt Shane but Mako is a major control freak who lives off power inbalances

Genuinely scared of fucking up. Partially why he's a control freak- Mako cannot stand the idea of things going wrong

He talks silly. Overly exaggerated, fast, snappy and always talks with vague hand gestures... Why is he like this?

Shane

When in conversation, Shane is limited to a notebook or sounds that can be played on a projected hologram. But he really hates how much he gets patronised for it

Shane usually/almost always has his hands in his hoodie pockets. Its his way to cut ties with people from the get-go

Other than Mako, Shane is starting to become good friends with Murphy but for some odd reason it never seems to go anywhere. Wonder why but I've forgotten so its probably nothing.

he likes video games :)

[the-derpy-duck]

I’m stealing this general idea for my transformers fanfic :3

Synopsis.

[kandy-sticks-zaza-blogs]

Hi, I was wondering how the TFP autobots and decepticons would react to a cybertronian with the personality of Vander from Arcane and has the same backstory?

You don't really have to do this and sorry for my english😅

Transformers Prime x Vander!Reader

Well I guess I would try write this and make it correctly since Vander became you know spoiler alert. Sorry for not replying during 1st of march @savios-posts

Vander become werewolf but you become Empurata.

Autobots

Optimus

He is surprised that you treated Jack,Miko and Raf as your children.

He knows that you missed your sparklings

He met you before the war and when he used to be Orion Pax he always went to your bar drinking your energon and how he missed the taste.

Ratchet

Ratchet loves how you didn't break his gadgets when you came in.

You always cared about Ratchet health and worried about him when he overworked himself.

You always make Ratchet rest while your in charge.

Arcee

She see you as a family since you fought along side her.

You cared that she got herself hurt that made you worried alot as she assure that she said that she is alright.

When Arcee missed Cliffjumper you comforted her when she lost him always reassure her.

Bulkhead

Two gentle giant big robots that protective of eachother.

Miko love seeing you two play fight with eachother

Bumblebee

Bee finds yo comforting seeing you as a parental figure.

Whenever you've gone to far beating up Decepticons Bee stops you by hugging your back if you have a problem.

"....Thanks Bumblebee."

Smokescreen

Mentor and Student dynamic.

Mr Destiny Child loves being treated as a son when he is training with you alot.

Wheeljack

Finds you pretty chill and amusing.

When he got injured you began to care and protective of him.

Ultra Magnus

He respected that your strength and protection for the one you cared.

When he lost his hands you touch his clawed hands reassure him that everything will be alright.

Decepticon

{Empurata Zombie version}

Megatron

You two worked at the same cabe when you two were miners before the war.

When you started complimented him that he think that you are flirting with him which actually works.

When he became Gladiator you congratulated his victory all the time after when he became Megatron you both began to fight eachother and argue.

He never see you again as he misses you every stellar cycles.

He see you again when the portal opened, his spark drop when he saw you turn into a empurata victim and a zombie by attacking him.

When he wait for you to regain your memories you recognise his scent as you hugged him.

Starscream

He see you locked up in the cell as he teased you by making funny face and making you as you clawed him.

When you regain memories you follow Starscream like a dog as he felt embarrassed about the whole situation.

Knockout

He is ordered by Megatron to make you remember and cure you but its hard when you are clawing at his paintjob which mad him mad.

He regain your memory when Megs is near you.

You began to become more gentle around his tool as Knockout find you amusing how you are so soft.

Breakdown

He want to fight you but cannot because Megatron said he will handle it when he first met you.

You two would fight alot playfully but also hang out alot on the mission.

Soundwave

He find you inferior when he see you again he knew you when you were still a miner and a bartender.

You began to help around the ship when Soundwave is busy.

Shockwave

Empurata are a tragic when the damned get their head removed being replace by a unrecognisable face you don't remember who you were before.

You slept with anyone on berth all day for comfort as Shockwave let you sleep on his berth since he is sleep deprive.

Dreadwing

Finds you intimidating but you are very nice since he cant hate you for this.

You protected Dreadwing from Megatron as you stopped him going full murder on Starscream.

Dw guys he's alive /Delusional

Arachnid

When you first met her began to feel snappy towards her knowing she's dangerous as she finds you interesting.

She try seducing you and manipulate you denied as she got annoyed.

[genji-centric]

Hii! I really like your work:) Hope you’re doing well! I’ve never requested anything from anyone on tumblr lol

Could you write reader(f) and Genji(Blackwatch or Post-blackwatch!) hanging with friends somewhere like at a party/gathering/bar and someone is clearly flirting with the reader but they’re clueless and Genji gets jealous and possessive? You can add if he interjects slightly or not, just want the ending to be nsfw 👀💦!

Ahh, I feel embarrassed 💀

Omg tsym!! And don't be!! You're asking this blog, yk.. the one created by pure lust for a fictional character so shhh. Never be ashamed of requests, I have the anon option for a reason ^^ I've chosen Blackwatch Genji because he is so much fun to write and absolutely strikes me as the type to be jealous. And sorry this took so long!! Enjoy ^^

Genji was always doing his job, whatever Reyes told him to do it was done. Overwatch was the reason he was alive, so it was his only motive in his new robotic life. His days were cold, devoid of the relaxed afternoons out in the sun. Instead of laying down in the gardens of the Shimada estate Genji would now be in medical office, or a back alley taking out a target. He never had that warmth again, even most of his body could never truly feel warm.

And yet somehow, Genji found someone. It felt like decades since he last felt the embrace of a woman, being looked at with such love regardless of how monstrous he saw himself. Which is why once he got a taste, he would never, never in a million years, let someone look at you the same way he got to.

You were everything. He finally felt alive, not just a being who was supposed to return the favor for living. You understood him. You were like a drug, a feeling of pure euphoria he never felt. Everything before Overwatch felt distant, blurry, and plagued by hatred of the one person he saw to be a friend let alone brother. Nobody could take that feeling or normalcy away from him, no man was deserving of you. You chose him, he was the only person to see you in such a way.

Genji grew to be both needy and lovesick for you, not that he didn't know it was wrong.. but after so long without love a man can change.

He was far different from the man he once was, Genji Shimada was popular with women. His spare time having a group of girls wanting a piece of the rich bad boy persona he had. Genji never really understood that feeling of jealousy the women around him had towards eachother. He'd always laugh at them, lighthearted of course but he didn't understand why. Not like he was fighting for attention, girls were easy. At least back then.

Which is why he glared daggers at the man who was sitting in his seat at the bar. Reyes had given him the night off, a rare luxury and you two decided to go on a little out of hour work function at some higher end bar. Overwatch didn't make them official but many people and their close loved ones were.

And Genji was well aware of the bastard cowboy in his spot. Cole Cassidy was the face he had to see countless times, never taking missions seriously and a real lack of care that just ticked him off in every conceivable way. Maybe that's how people thought of him before, but Cole just ticked him off more then he usually did.

Your smile was the only thing to keep that blood in the countless tubes of his body flowing. And that wasn't directed at him, no. The way you looked at Cole.. Genji hated it. He felt his arm shift, but he didn't retrieve the built in shurikens like he oh so wanted, as much as he wanted to pounce at the cowboy he knew better.

Genji knew one dumb action was enough to get him in hot waters, either with Reyes or the doctor responsible for his very life at the other table. Instead he just stepped over to you both, he was seething with anger. Cole had his back to the cyborg but you could see the slight bit of Genji's face he made visible. And you knew when he was angry.

"Cole. Move."

Was all the man said, cold and robotic. When he was pissed, the vocal box he had installed never failed to put people around him tense when he wanted them to be. Yet Cole just turned his head slightly, giving a casual shake of his head.

"What? Can't a man just have a little chat with a fine young lady?"

"Not with, Y/N. Now move."

In all honesty, you didn't see him in that way. Genji was all you needed, yet here you were not even aware of Cassidy trying to replace that. You were angry too, hell, Genji definitely made you two official and yet here was some rugged gunslinger not even making his flirting obvious. You definitely didn't mean to encourage it, just being polite and here Genji was seeing the worst.

Cole seemed peeved, but suprisningly got up with out a fight. Perhaps working with Genji gave him more insight to know when he should pick his battles, this moment definitely not being one of them. As you expected Genji to sit down he didn't, still standing behind the now empty chair. Odd, as you opened your mouth to speak he cut you off.

"We're going back home."

You thought about arguing, but that was clearly not the right thing to do. The ride home was quiet, and Genji still seemed ready to pounce at anyone who looked at you. If it wasn't Cole flirting you know anyone else would have to go to a hospital, not a single doubt there.

Stepping back into your shared apartment Genji still was quiet, a silent rage that spoke his feelings loud. The air felt tense, like everything around you both was waiting for what Genji was about to do. Looking at him from the corner of your eye, you saw him look back to you. His eyes narrowed.

"Why did you let him?"

You felt cold, he still had an edge to his voice.

"I.. I just thought he was being nice.. I know he was your coworker and just wanted to be friendly.."

"Friendly? Cassidy doesn't do shit unless he gains something."

Genji leaned over you, your breath hitched when you looked up to him. His brows were furrowed, and his nose scrunched from a presumed frown. He gave you a look over, focusing more downwards past your face.

He let out an angered sigh, hands shifting behind his head to remove the metal visor he had. Genji tossed the peice of metal onto a nearby chair, he turned back. You could see the displeased expression, a mix of annoyance and something else.

"Damned Cole.."

Was all he said before practically pouncing on you, pulling you close and kissing you. He nipped at your lips slightly, the kiss was clumsy. He was desperate for you, he wanted to claim you. He pulled away, letting you catch your breath.

"You're mine.. nobody else's."

You nodded.

"I'm yours."

"Good girl."

He kissed you once more, but ended it faster. He started to walk over to the bedroom, you followed him.

He opened the door for you, as you stepped in you heard the door shut and a click of the lock. You knew Genji always kept his door locked. He always was like that so the sound didn't startle you, but you always knew he locked the door when you two would fool around.

Your thoughts stopped when you felt him grab your arm harshly, not enough to hurt you but just enough to pull you to the bed. Genji pushed you down, your back hit the soft blankets of your comforter.

The man above you wasted no time in joining you on the bed, both your guy's legs dangled off the edge. That didn't matter, Genji was quick to tackle you to the mattress. He captured your lips into another heated make out, his hands roamed around your body. Grabbing at your flesh through your clothes, you could feel the hardening shaft in his pants against your leg. He wasn't getting any friction, he groaned into the kiss, clearly wanting more. He pulled away, panting like a dog in heat.

"Hah.. you're mine.. Y/N. Nobody else's."

His lids were half lidded, but held a passion that he always would have during his time with you. Genji was always head over heels for you, and being so close made him almost drunk at the feeling. And to think someone like Cole would try to steal it from him.

In the mix of lust and love for you, his hazy mind still had leftover resentment from the bar. He knew it wasn't you, and yet.. you still talked to him.

Genji always rode the fine line of right and wrong. Before he still tried to be a good person, the things he would do in the bedroom remained pretty vanilla. But now, he saw it as something he could never have again, yet he does. That passion always makes him indulge roughly, grabbing and skin and biting until blood spills.

Just like now, how he ruts at a hard and fast pace. As he kissed you he nipped at your lips, groaning at the slight taste of iron on his tongue. Genji's grip was firm, too firm. The hand he had left of his broken body dug it's nails into the side of your torso. The other harshly gripping into the meat of your arm, like he still couldn't quite grasp his grip strength.

And yet, it still wasn't enough.

Genji pulled away, pulling his hands away too. The lack of contact made you wine, he smirked.

"Hah.. still want more? You want me?"

You nodded, he was all you ever wanted.

"Me? And not.. not some drunk cowboy?"

No. Cole could never compare, he wouldn't treat you with such high regard as Genji does. Each act of love cementing in place how truly honored he is to have you. Nobody is special like Genji, those deep red eyes, that soft black hair.

"No.. only you, Genji.."

You shyly smiled, blush creeping onto your cheeks. Genji smiled, a warm and soft smile spreading across his face. Everytime you said something like that he could never get enough, no drug in the world could compare.

Genji began to continue running his hands along your sides, letting out content grunts and groans as he did. He was always vocal about how you made him feel, this time no different from the rest. Aside from how much more he enveloped your senses, like everything you had was his and his alone. No man could love you like he could, no man could fuck you like he could.

He shifted so he could start to tug and the hem of your pants, the fabric blocking him from his goal. You were quick to let him remove the garmets, leaving you in your underwear. With a content sigh he reached down, running his fingers along the front of your panties right agasint your clit.

"Tsk.. already so wet for me.. and only me."

His fingers slipped past the thin fabric, he ran circles into your bud of nerves. Slow. Deliberate. Teasing.

"Genji.. please.."

"Shhh.. I'm with you.. let me have my fun, Y/N.."

He placed soft, delicate kisses along ypur neck, chuckling at the noises you made from his touch.

"So needy.. so perfect.."

Genji continued to swirl his finger along your clit, always so precise in where to touch you. He had expierence, and now everything he learned he used on you, his actions always had a goal. And that goal was always the same, make you feel good.

He wanted to be the only source of pleasure you got, his body was broken, but he wanted him to be the only way you could cum. The pride he felt when feeling you throb to his touch, the whimpers of pleasure from what he did.. Genji wanted more.

His breaths were hot and heavy against your ear, air would be sucked in through his teeth. Even giving you pleasure was enough to make him grunt in your ear, it felt amazing and overwhelming all at once. With his free hand he reached down and tugged at the drawstring of his sweatpants.

"I need you.. now."

He placed a needy kiss to your neck, his lips were warm. The constant friction to your clit made your head feel dizzy, Genji always knew how to touch you. Your senses heightened, the feeling of pleasure started to build up.

"Genji.. mm close.."

He let out a little chuckle.

"Yes.. I know Y/N.. cum for me."

The feeling in your stomach tightened, he kept his fingers moving at the same pace. It all felt so good.. it was Genji.. he was there and all for you. It all became too much, the tension snapping as you went over the edge. His fingers kept the pace, riding you through your orgasm.

"That's it.. fuck.. Y/N you do so much to me.. you don't even know.."

He pulled his hand away, he held his hand in front of your face. A content smirk across his features. He splayed them apart, making a show of your fluids connecting in a string along his fingers. While maintaining eye contact he ran his tongue along them. Seemingly savoring the taste.

"Taste so good too.. and all mine to enjoy.."

Nothing could compare to the love he had for you.. how much he enjoyed having you all to himself. Genji needed more, he pulled away, ripping down his sweatpants and boxers to free his throbbing cock. He sucked in a breath through his teeth, no longer having to deal with the constraints of his clothing.

He kicked the clothes no longer needed to the ground, he would pick up later. Genji gave you a playful smile before he pushed your legs up, giving him easy access.

"I've wanted this since the bar.. you looked so good in the lighting.."

He pressed the tip against you, him grunting at the feeling. Even the smallest things got him vocal, Genji lived and breathed for you. The clutches you had on him could never compare, he was all yours. Genji wanted you all to himself. With the slick from your previous orgasm he was able to slide in with ease, the warmth had him gasping.

"Y/N.. hah.. I love you.."

You couldn't help but whimper, for each moment like this every word he said couldn't help but add more blush to your cheeks. He continued to ease into you, the stretch was just to much but not enough. He was big, but not the the point it hurt.

Genji was halfway inside now, he ran his lone still flesh hand along your hip. His hand was warm, compared to the usual cold he was.

He pushed in more, his cock stretching you out perfectly. As he was fully in, he let out a shaky sigh. Holding your hips with both hands, his thumbs rubbing circles into your flesh.

"You.. Y/N.. Only you.."

Everything he did was for you now, nothing and nobody could compare. He slid out before pressing himself back in, the motion earning more noises from you. He smirked, repeating it again, and again. The pace was slow, but as he continued the desperation to fully burry himself in you grew. Soon he was thrusting in fast, the drip on your hips was rough as he slammed his cock deeper into you.

Genji whined at the feeling, you just felt so good. He couldn't care the idea of someone having you beneath them like he had.

The feeling of his cock repeatedly pressing against the sweet spot inside, it made your toes curl. Genji shuddered, groaning and gasping at how tight you felt. You both felt close to your approaching orgasms. His hand reached down between you, rubbing circles into your clit.

The added stimulation soon became too much, the tightening in your stomach snapped as you came. The feeling of you pulsing made Genji grunt out some curses before he fucked into you faster. Harder. His mind clouded with his own orgasm soon approaching.

His rubbing on your clit stopped before he was holding onto your hips to the point that it hurt, Genji moaned as he came deep inside you. His hips faltered and ropes of cum spurted inside. Genji closed his eyes in bliss, times like this made him feel whole again. Being buried deep inside the lone person he valued, he felt like him. Regardless of the metal his body was mostly made of, he felt you around him. He heard you moan his name. You were his, and he was yours.

Genji nuzzled into your neck, placing a kiss to your collarbone. You both could worry about cleaning up afterwards, all that mattered to him was laying in the bliss of your highs and eachother. Genji had a content smile on his face, before he spent his nights alone. He was cold, alone.. angry. In your arms he felt seen, comforted. It was like those peaceful days on the Shimada estate, but now he had someone he could see a future with, his future with. Nobody else could ever dream of it, nobody.

[dwln-22]

I think my ideal snaketoad dynamic is one where they match eachother's freak so to speak. Personally, I think Toad man is equally/similarly as "weird" as Snake man.

I choose to interpret tone deaf as both musically and socially...

(I basically wrote all my snaketoad lore here lmao)

In my own interpretation, after the events of Megaman 4, Toad man was left with a major flaw due to Dr Wily's reckless reprogramming. He was unable to function in cold temperatures anymore, so Dr. Cossack sent him to stay with Dr. Light because it just so happened that he also has a robot with similar issues (ahem snake man ahem)

Snake man was actually pretty excited to finally have someone who could relate to his issues, but not only that, he was also animal themed! And he's a Toad!!! (Snake man likes toads and frogs, he just thinks they're cool)

So Snake man's thinking, he should probably try to be "nicer" so Toad man wouldn't be scared off so easily. No shenanigans, pranks, bullying or nothing, just respect and kindness. (AKA acting nothing like himself to impress someone else)

Unfortunately for him, Toad man is...very bad at understanding people's intentions. The rest of the light numbers try befriending him so he feels welcomed there, They'll invite him to places and he'll "No." and just leave.

He's genuinely not trying to be mean, he just doesn't want to go...but this guy will say things so rudely to people lol

No one ever calls him out for it though, they assume it's just because he's going through a hard time so they basically just accept it.

But it's especially bad with Snake man. Oh man, seeing it from the outside is straight up tragic. Snake man will happily greet him and he'll just stare at him, uncomfortable and confused. In his mind, he's thinking "Why does he act nice to me but not with anyone else? That's suspicious."

Toad man is especially uncomfortable around Snake man because Dr. Wily made him, aka the guy who ruined his life...and despite that Snake man doesn't hate him? A robot loving his creator? How could he?! I think at this point in time, Toad man still doesn't understand nuance because he hasn't experienced as much as Snake man has. He thinks, "Dr. Wily is a bad man, so you should hate him. If not, then you think what he did was okay."

But come on, it's so much more complicated for snake man. Sure, he did terrible things, but that's his father! His creator! The same man that called him his greatest creation, the same man who truly loved him...Toad man you inconsiderate fool!

and also, I don't think Toad man necessarily thinks Snake man is gonna eat him, but i do think he worries that Snake man is going to hurt him. Even though snake man's literally trying to be friends, this dumbass literally doesnt get it.

Then one day, Toad man finally had enough and he ends up blowing up at Snake man. Telling him to just leave him alone already, and a bunch of other things...Snake man is heartbroken, he apologises and leaves.

I've said this before, Toad man ends up finding a gift snake man made for him in a trash can somewhere. Here's a continuation for that.

Toad man thoroughly enjoyed reading the research paper, but he doesn't understand why? Why would snake man write this for him? He thinks about it for a while, holding on to the paper.

Snake man hasn't been around lately. Apparently, he isn't with the 3rd numbers either. Weird. Soon, Bright man came over to visit, they have fun catching up with eachoter. Then Toad man brings up everything with Snake man, he asks Bright man what he thinks of it.

He gives Toad man the most disappointed look. "Toad man, he literally just wants to be friends with you."

Then he says it's kinda concerning for Snake man to dissappear like that after what Toad man said to him...finally he started to regret what he said that day.

"What should I do? How can I fix this?"

"I think you should try apologising."

And so, Toad man went on a mission to go apologise to Snake man. Eventually, he finds him at a park with Wood man. (Who gives him a dirty look)

He agrees to talk to him privately, and Toad man apologises for how he treated him.

But Snake man doesn't accept it. Toad man is very shocked to hear that, that's not how apologises are supposed to go! This is basically the first time anyone's ever rejected his apologies. Whenever he's accidentally hurt his brothers he usually just says sorry and everything is fine again! But apologies mean nothing to Snake man. He has no problem making that clear to Toad man.

Yet at the same time, he can't bring himself to entirely hate Toad man. Deep down he still wants to be friends, but it's not easy for him to just forgive Toad man. Toad man asks him just one thing, "Can I keep trying to earn your forgiveness?"

No one's ever said such things to snake man before, usually they just tell him to get over it and stop being so spiteful...but for once, someone actually wants to make an effort for him. (ahem unlike Gemini man ahem) He agrees to let Toad man keep trying.

And so, a friendship was born. Toad man would invite Snake man to places, usually the park or nature reserves. Eventually, Snake man would start inviting Toad man to places too :3

Something silly i imagine is that Toad man would ask Snake man every once in a while, "Are you still mad at me?"

and at first he'd be like "...Yes."

Then, "Not as much." "Just a little."

And finally, "...No."

They became really good friends! Then somebody realised that they love the other in a way they've never loved anyone else before...

Surprise! It's Toad man. Yes he's the one who caught feelings first. Unfortunately, when he told Snake man....his ass got rejected.

Ok it's not exactly like that, when he told Snake man he just couldn't believe it. Because of all the people in the world, why would he be in love with Snake man? It's just that Toad man hasn't had any other friends! so he's just not used to platonic love. He tells him to go make some other friends and soon enough he'll see that the feeling he has is normal!

Toad man is frustrated by Snake man's reaction, so he begrudgingly forces himself to talk to people to find friends. He wasn't actually intending to make friends, he just wants Snake man to think he did. To his surprise, he actually did find some actual friends! Who knew that having more than one friend could actually be so fun? He did love his friends, but the way he felt about Snake man was still more special...

So once again, he tells Snake man. This time he's out of excuses so he's forced to confess that he always felt the same way but he worried that it's just something that's wrong. Something that he shouldn't be feeling towards another man...not only that, why him of all people? He thinks that surely Toad man deserves so much better.

Toad man asks him just one thing...

"Can I keep trying to make you think otherwise?"

aaaand that's where the slow burn begins! but it's more like a leisurely burn from how long it takes lol

I imagined that they'd carefully plan who to tell about their relationship, I think the first person they'd tell is Dr. Light, who was very happy for them and supportive. He did create robots with the ability to love after all!

I could keep going but ill stop for now...

[istherewifiinhell]

extracted paragraphs from the other post. comparing my gay horny unconscionable violence guys. u know. for funnnnnn. taka.gin fights vs meg.ops fights.

um clearly their different cause their different genres but i wanted to think smth like. even tho the giant robots are actually enemies and can. well these guys can get stabbed too no problem huh? but u get my point. robots dont got. the same limits.

even tho u wouldnt think it. many of the meg.op fights tend to bring them in so close were as taka.gin fight they have really strong. pushing eachother away hits. but they close and push away close and push away. this is both me saying this cause i would like them to start grappling in the dirt sexual violence style. (grab a hip or ass while ur down there huh) but also cause i think you could do fun visual metaphor analysis about it. or maybe even math.

i wonder if its cause the taka.gin version of self reflection enemies is actually a hatred born so much of love they have to. push away from each other every time. vs. meg.op style. they are such perfect enemies of ideology/factionalism they fight close enough the frotting is cause sparks (who said that)(yeah pipe down they used to know other origin stories. the 80s cartoon and arm.ada intellectuals are talking)

sort of. i hate you cause i see myself in you. i see myself in you cause i hate you difference. everyone lets all watch ep 305 and then the last ep of arm.ada. and then (REDACTED) anyway.

just saying shit -> taka.gins problem is they wont eat each other out.

[masquayla-the-splendid]

(Not) small ramble.

This is why I love Tumblr, I can make text posts that aren’t on Twitter.

This whole situation with the Talbert files and the Pinkypills thing made me realize how immature the fnaf fandom has become. Like I thought I felt something change by the time Security Breach came out, but it became glaringly obvious when the Scott Doxx happened a while ago.

As soon as that happened, people were more quick to be angry at Scott's decisions that should not be public in the first place, than at the person who leaked that info "for the lolz." Like okay I understand if you're concerned where your money's going after knowing that, but then that should be the case for all transactions ever.

Then, the "in regards to whether the books are canon or not, yes." And then people got mad at him for not answering directly, or it just went over their heads and now they think the books are canon. Like guys, he's a troll, that's how he always is.

And in 2023, we had all the Fanverse drama, and people getting way too heated over different theories.

The Movie hate I have a theory for.

If you were in the fandom around 2015/2016, you might remember how often fnaf got generalized 'for kids' online, or that a large portion of the fandom were kids, so therefore it was cringe. (This is at cringe culture's peak btw.) Years later, the "fnaf vhs horror" videos introduced a more mature portrayal than the source material. I don't have tiktok, but I imagine clips of these got reposted like crazy. This lead to fans that left a while ago and 'cringe haters' to be like "oOOh what did I miss?👀" They are now in a state of "SEE, FNAF ISNT FOR KIDS, SEE?? SEE???" Cringe denial. Then, when the movie came out, they had their expectations ramped up for a gore fest in a similar style, but failed to realize Fnaf was always campy with little to no gore. This is why the table fort scene is "so controversial." Then, some other people who liked the movie, just not that scene, were coping with, "THEYRE JUST KIDS" or "THEY TRYING TO TRICK ABBY INTO TRUSTING HER." The former is more believable, but you can easily just chalk it up to, "They're entertainer robots. They're built to have fun. The murdery is the twist."

Then VR2 happened, which like a bottle of soda pop, went flat really fast. We were still doing things in VR1 longer when that came out.

And now we're at our second drought. The first one was in 2017 before fnaf 6. And again, people are throwing a fit about Scott "defending" pinkypills, and not at the person pretending to be Scott. It's not as bad as the first time, but it's notable. Which by the way, the way he handles these types of situations is very serious and mature from any other content creator. However, I feel like he just doesn't know where to draw the "okay what in tarnation??" line, because he fired the other artist for doing the same things.

Overall, the fandom has become really whiney about every little thing recently. I think it's because from 2014-2016, we were very centered with fan-creativity, and now, since there is too much content to digest at once for newcomers, we have become very centered with theories and lil blues clues. It also doesn't help that there isn't any new content to dwell on, so we're all stuck with eachother.

Twice in Dawkos interview, Scott says something along the lines of no matter the lore, all he cares about is that is characters are enjoyed.

[exaltior-a]

Dirkjake likers (I'm dirkjake likers) when they. When Dirk Jakes. They're soulmates they hate eachother they're obsessed with eachother they can't bare to be apart but can't stand to be in the same room. They see eachother seeing eachother for who they really are and try to be their facade of themselves harder to try and make sense of it despite the fact that they love the true version of the other behind the front they put up. When Jake is scared and afraid and aranea forces his hopesplosion and brain ghost dirk becomes real there's no time wasted for BGD to get between her and Jake, quote a romance movie, and then start protecting him. The only other time we see Jake's hopesplosion is during caliborns masterpiece when Dirk gets hurt. Protecting him. I'm foaming at the mouth like a rabid animal they're so !!!!!!!!! Dirk knows Jake is lying about his gung-ho attitude and being an adventurer and can tell that it's just what Jake wishes he were like and so builds him a robot to help him fulfill that in a safe way. Tries to make him stronger through training and also protecting him from the danger of his island. Letting him explore and fight without there ever being any actual danger of being hurt. Knowing that Jake doesn't actually want to be in danger. I think I have real actual worms in my brain

[microraptorreactor]

parrying the fandom ask game back at you. 3 and 15 to you too, with a side of 22 for v2

wow we bounce eachothers attacks around just like ultrakill.....

3. Notp?

I have a couple, which are mostly just ships I don't see the dynamic for and think are kinda overrated. Red Velvet x Pastry from Cookie Run: Kingdom is my least favorite for sure. I love the characters separately but there's no way I could see them kissing. Something about Pastry fundamentally hating Red Velvet for being part cake and not really questioning that hatred makes me go bleh.

15. Have you noticed your style change over time?

ohmygod yes. I've been doing digital art since 2018 and uh. I sure have gotten better. Here's the earliest digital art I still have:

My word. Who let me touch an art tablet. I couldn't even color inside the lines T-T The airbrush, the misused gaussian blur, the god-awful cell shading, this is the embodiment of a beginner artist on DeviantArt.

Ironically all the techniques I used with that are ones I still use. cell-shaded characters with 'painted' backgrounds is still how I draw, I'm just considerably better at it. Here's some recent-ish art that uses the same methods! (+layer masks and filters. I didn't know what a clipping layer was in 2018 lmao) I definitely haven't posted before no sir.

and for writing? Gah. I don't even want to open my early fanfics they are SO BAD. I'll find a snippet of one of my early warframe works, but I apologize in advance for spelling/grammar I was a twelve year old with dyslexia. Here's two very similar scenes (an unconscious, dying character who isn't really aware of where they are being comforted), one is from a 2018 warframe fanfiction and the other I wrote recently. It's uh. A little bit of a difference. (other then that Solar lives and V2 doesn't)

22. Give us a headcanon for (V2)

Another? Alright then! Even in the canon events of Ultrakill I don't really think V2 is that aggressive. Look they run away crying with their head in their hands. They bow politely. That robot wants to curl up with a blanket but unfortunately hell says its time to kill 98420934 people.

I also think V2 has better hygiene then V1. Just in general. I think they try to keep themselves mostly clean and smelling nice. It didn't like greed because the sand got stuck in its armor and started getting caught in pistons and such, and there wasn't anywhere to wash it off. Plus a couple layers of blood and the poor thang just feels nasty.

[some-guy-on-the-web]

How The World Works

The world will teach you alot of things nobody in their right mind would want to learn, and it will go way out of it's way to prevent you from learning the things you should really want to know.

To learn the important stuff, you have to take a gamble on some guy on the web ranting into the void.

So this is an example of how the world works.

Rummy lets slip the military misplaced trillions of dollars, BOOM, government accounting office blows up, evidence destroyed, BOOM, other government accounting office blows up, but nobody talks about the accounting offices, they talk about Muslims on the other side of the planet, chaos ensues, weapons of mass distraction, sheep start bleating, sock puppets, Lambchop, social media alter the trends, censorship, manipulation, coercion, if you don't do XYZ you are a terrorist and everyone hates you, big brother loves you, cattle get steered into pens, articles disappear, people disappear, black sites, torture, slow-burn soft-kill depopulation, keep calm and carry on, all's quiet on the farm again, pay your taxes, three bags full.

I'll presume that makes no sense to most people, but I'm not giving any of you any fucks, because most people on Tumblr masturbate to cartoon animals. Fuck you all and the fascist bastards who brainwashed you.

I swear everyone in corporate media should be summarily executed for running slavery rings.

Politics is basically the same thing as corporate media, but less frantic, because it's antiquated, originally designed to operate on country time. A country minute can be a few seconds or a few days.

Education is the same thing but more obviously sex slavery. Teachers molest more kids than even politicians or priests. Did you think schools have communal showers because government cares about public hygiene? Then why communal showers for kids but not the homeless? Because nobody wants to fuck the homeless.

Employment is the same thing but more obviously sex slavery. Everyone wants to be an actor and everyone knows what happens to actors. You may think jobs are supposed to accomplish things, but you're wrong, you're all given jobs to prevent you from doing anything important. Employers are baby-sitters, and sexual predators, same as education, politics, and corporate media. Humans are horrible creatures who treat eachother very badly.

Your life is a lie. You are a chump. You were created by a hyper-redundant system of slavery that drugged you into stupidity even before you were born. You were a slave since Day 1 in the womb. Your mother was raised on GMO. You have no idea how to be human. You don't know how to eat, you barely know how to breathe. You were raised like like a robot. Your food is a science experiment. Your education is a science experiment. Your entertainment is a science experiment. Project Paperclip. Operation Mockingbird. Echelon. Stellar Wind. The End.

You may now resume masturbating to cartoon animals.

[xx-slug-xx]

//ranting about beyond canon and how people read shit. My own opinions, y’all are free to interpret things how you wish lmao

I really don’t understand how people interpreted Ult!Dirk and Rose’s relationship as incest.

If you see them interact and how Dirk talks about her, it’s clear that they truly don’t see each other in any romantic way. They see each other as equals in my mind who compete with each other mentally to better themselves. If anything, I feel like they see each other as enrichment for their enclosure tbh, being the only two people who can communicate on the same level as eachother due to ascending. It could be compared to black rom, but they don’t hate each other. They don’t even see each other as rivals imo, more like friendly opponents. Dirk has made it clear he still has feelings for Jake, though it’s clear he hates that. And Rose still loves Kanaya and is black with Terezi.

The only time that incest is mentioned is by Meat!Dave (if I recall, don’t quote me on that) because none of the humans or trolls knew why the fuck Rose would leave (also shitty writing imo) and it seemed semi-logical. She left her wife, why else would she leave her? They STILL don’t know about the fact that she’s a robot now btw.

Rose was in the process of ascending, and she was manipulated by Dirk so that he could get what he wanted. She knows this by now. But now that her mind has expanded due to her own ultimate self, she knows it’s simply how things were meant to be for her, one way or another. She would have died anyway if she didn’t listen to Dirk, and she made her choice in the end. Do I believe that she is still under his influence? Absolutely, Dirk is the Prince of Heart after all.

I don’t care if others interpret it as incest (whether you ship it or hate it), y’all can do what you want. I just don’t see it from my own experience reading the epilogues or BC. It confuses me that people do see it as such in the source material and not just from a shipping perspective. (I don’t ship them anyway, and I don’t like that ship either, so I’m probably biased on that lmao)

[dualiti-real]

OC-tober Day 5: Relationships

I was going to do a chart but I have too many characters and I haven't introduced them all yet so instead I'll take this as an opportunity to introduce two OCs at once, my two absolutely terrible guys, Laurel and his husband Faust!

(warning for brief mentions of mind control in the context of Laurels powers, lemme know if there's anything else in here anyone would want a warning about that I missed)

Laurel is the closest thing Dualiti really has to a villain, as mentioned in his neocities blurb. but due to Dualiti's very static state of being, he's mostly been bothering the same places and people for the last 1000 years, the only thing changing being who's being sent to fight him. either way, he is extremely content with the status quo he's in, where he has a lot of control in his little bubble and can do basically whatever he feels like. He and Vex have a very complicated rivalry, but that's a whole different quadrant- *I AM IMMEDIATELY DRAGGED OFFSTAGE BY SECURITY*

His husband is Faust, a mad scientist who is the absolute worst. just about everyone who meets him is immediately repulsed by his personality, which is "I am smarter than everyone else and anyone who claims otherwise is stupid and wrong, even when I am actively failing at something". somehow, though, Laurel is absolutely charmed by his cringefail demeanor. it also helps that Faust is equally head over heels for him. they are both completely terrible but I guess somehow they cancel eachother out, so that's nice? I'm glad they managed to find eachother.

Laurel Fun Facts:

Though Laurel looks like just a really tall elf, (he is 7'6". elves in the universe of Dualiti do not get that tall ever.) he's actually a sentient magical organism that is puppeting a corpse to function as his main body. that organism is the slime, which manifests on his body as the hair coming from his head.

when Laurel (the magic organism) consumes matter, it produces more slime, which can be used as structures, weapons, and as means of controlling others.

He can make hunters by basically infecting people with himself, (someone ingests the slime, it gets into an injury, ect.) and puppeting them from the inside. once he's infected someone, they're basically already on his network, and he can step into the controls any time. (you know, like vris- *I am once again dragged offstage*) he doesn't use it a lot unless he has to, though. he likes the challenge of convincing people to work for him.

(also just to get it out there because I mentioned Laurels powers and I want to make it clear that, no, Faust isn't being mind controlled or anything. he just encountered someone who actually genuinely liked him and went full Gomez Addams about it)

He is very much inspired by my love of classic disney villains. always love a character who is awful and is having so much fun with it. Shoutout to my girl Maleficent she inspired SO much about Laurel without me even realizing it.

as mentioned, he and vex have sort of a weird rival thing going on. do they hate eachother? are they best friends? something else? fucking. I don't know man.

(shout out to Hark a Vagrant by Kate Beaton for the reference)

you can tell thats old art because laurel doesn't have his cape yet. anyway, now we're moving on to

Faust Fun Facts:

Faust is very much inspired by characters like Doctor Robotnik, or Berdly of Deltarune. basically characters that are very confident in being super smart even when they probably aren't actually.

this isn't to say he's bad at what he does, he's really good at making robots and doomsday devices and the like- he's just bad at realizing that maybe he shouldn't keep putting in the function for them to explode randomly or at the slightest interference. high intelligence, fucking AWFUL wisdom.

He and Laurel met when Faust accidentally crashed his egg-mobile type thing into Laurels mansion and DIRECTLY onto the table Laurel was having tea at.

it's honestly a miracle Laurel thought he was funny and didn't end up killing him.

Faust does smoke, even though as a hunter/undead he doesn't really like, get any of what you would get from a cigarette. old habits die hard. (maybe he just likes the taste.)

as mentioned he is absolutely hopeless over Laurel. Laurel could literally do anything and Faust would think it was great. thankfully Laurel likes him just as much right back, which means that Faust can fuck up his evil schemes as much as possible and Laurel will not even care. he loves his silly little idiot so much.

[squeiky]

Im gonna have to name this an au or soemthing cause damn am i getging obsessed with this

Ended up fully fleshing out The 10 sonadow kids and the espilver and Blazamy kids:

Starting with the BABIESSS we've got the triplets with Pickels the Fossa, Snowy the Kinkajou and PaintBrush (P.B for short) the coatimundi (P.B's entire name is literally Paint Brush, but i just added the extra title so we know what he.. IS.)

Pickles and Snowy are "twins" in the way that they look similar but very much are not related.

They were all found at the same time (kittens in a box sort of deal)

Trixie was found a couple of years after Alberto but i just havent made an actual adult form of her yet- bur she was adopted at age 3.

My girl watched the pony show and yall should KNOW whos her favorite character

WATTZ my little adorable one- really wants to be cool like Sonic and Shadow but the heart is so big and pure its hard to look stoic and cold when you've got the sweetest little golden heart in the world

And Banjo (who i originally named Bongos bur decided to change it) who is the akward teenager that likes his alone time and music. Not nuch to be said here other than there is never a time where i shall pass up the opportunity to turn this guy into a little pangolin ball with his dads.

You can tell my favorite characters have got to be Luca. She was the first and shes a wrestler (luchador anyone?) Shes the big relaiable sister who will infact pummel you, and i love that.

Might need to work on Summer and Albetro but otherwise these are what i call the "guineapig group" in the sense that they were the first, thus the eldest out of all the kiddos. I dont have kid forms for them but the stuff her is simple- took after the other parent too much, with Luca be dabsmack in the middle of influence. They all have their own quirks and likings but overrall i love the "how many idiots does it take to fix a lightbulb" and the awnser is none because Luca broke it and then bought a new one.

Oh yeah and Greybelle's a crybaby did i mention that? Hes also a late bloomer when it comes to his powers (mostly bcs i dont know what powers to give him yet)

Okayy and for the OTHER ship babies:

I find Greybelle's (should i name him Turnip or like idk some cute plant name or just keep the watermelon name?) And Flares dynamic hilarious because its literally the direct opposite of Silver's and Blaze's dynamic in which these two fucking HATE eachother. Childhood freinds? More childhood enemies.

Flare has her powers early because shes just like that. She looks calm and collected like Blaze (but she seriously has the temper equivalent to a matchstick in a pit of gasoline- which means shes also a rage quitter)

Oh and more baby time with the unnamed baby because i cant think of a name

(someone help me please other wise im gonna name it something stupid like "slippers/chinelas/zapatos", "borzoi" or like.. idk just "BABY")

More comics stuff with THE BABY and like a poster of Trixies magic show (its her all grown up 😊) as well as Sonic teaching Banjo how to play guitar for the first time (the first step towards his long journey of become a musician 😊)

Alright thats about it. I guess i could do more on metalsonic and Chaos but im pretty sure the entire robot kingdom and chao species are basically they're uhh family so i dont think they need the extra stress of an actual fucking weird robot waterbaby child (though that would be a kickass design ngl)

Also thinking about doing Rouge, Wave and knuckles because yeah they've got a thing going on and its like they're all buddies and soemtimes Rouge makes out with Wave. Thats about it. #singleforever

[generouskittentidalwave]

This is actually the first time I've seen a real thorough review of the Astro Boy manga, as it actually got pretty lost in time, being buried under the 60's anime, 80's anime, and of course the very popular and perfect Astro Boy 2003 series (I highly *highly* recommend to watch the sub and instead of the dub), and of course the movie that everyone both loves and hates at the same time, and now the new Pluto anime which everyone is going full force hyper fixation over.

So with all that the manga has been pretty buried, borderline forgotten, by many, many people.

From what I've seen most people don't find anything about Astro Boy creepy, no one ever really sees him as half naked and the charging port in the rear was just part of the very weird humor the 50's had. People either love him or just don't know he exists, as Astro Boy is simply not extremely popular nowadays, or it wasn't that is until it came back with the new Pluto anime out and now it's popularity is skyrocketing back up again.

I love your insight and input into your readings and reviews of the manga! It's really neat to see! What I don't quite understand is considering the concept of robot rights being a metaphor for human rights as an irritable flaw?

Thankfully, we have gotten a lot better as a society at acknowledging how horrible racism and prejudice is. A lot of shows have been touching on the human rights topic lately, which is a good thing, obviously there is nothing wrong with that, although some have done it better than others. But here's the thing about Astro Boy that makes it so incredibly important and unique.

You gotta remember the Astro Boy manga wasn't made in our day in age, the manga was made in the 1950s, YEAH THE 1950s where racism was about as normal as breathing air. Yet, Tezuka was a different breed. Despite racism being the norm, he HATED racism. In fact, he hated all conflict types entirely. He was all about peace and everyone caring for eachother. And that is displayed through Astro Boy. This might not seem all that big now but it was HUGE back then, and I mean HUGE. Not only because of just how influential Astro Boy was, with it causing anime and manga popularity to SKYROCKET, but with how well it did displaying the racial struggle that currently existed during that time, and Tezuka's dislike towards it's existence. Not only that but Astro as a character and his interaction with that is just as influential and important.

Yes I understand Astro trying to make peace between both sides fighting over rights, and trying to calm sides down during protests, and getting upset when nothing works and with the overall message trying to show that equality is a possibility and we can all have peace might seem corny and too hopeful to some people who read it, but a lot of people resonate with Astro and the story. Astro is a child, he is only 9 years old, a robot too human to be considered a robot but too robot to be considered a human, stuck between both sides, having friends and family on both sides, getting both accepted and then cast out on and off by both sides, being pressured by both sides to "pick a side". But Astro protects and befriends both robots and humans, he knows there are good people and good robots and he fights to protect them both. All Astro wants is for the fighting to stop, he wants people to stop fighting because he knows in the end all fighting does is cause more pain. He wants people to get along and live happy lives, and throughout all of it he never loses hope, never loses faith in himself or others, he stays strong and true through it all. He was never talk no jitsu or annoyingly naive, he understood the weight of everything which is why he wants it to stop in the first place. It has so much weight onto it and that's only one overall conflict he has to deal with, his internal conflict regarding his past and who he is also has so much weight to it and his character as a whole.

Astro is made to represent hope, he gave people hope and still gives people hope, hope that a lot of us can be better than what it was like back then, that things can be better now and into the future. It's not all sunshine and rainbows in Astro's world, but him and so many others work and help to make things better bit by bit. It's not perfect, and it may never be perfect, but it's better, and that gives hope.

I truly think Astro Boy as a series deserves so much more recognition than it has now, and the way Tezuka strived to help show how bad racism is, and did it well, during a time where racism was incredibly common, is something I can't understand to be an irritable flaw.

That's my view on it atleast. I liked reading your review and the drawing is really good! Can't wait to see the rest of your thoughts on it! ^^

This is the Buddy for October 28th. It's Astro-Buddy!

There's an anime adaptation of Pluto (the Naoki Urasawa manga) out on Netflix. It's interesting, although it's a bit dated. The idea of robots having rights is best interpreted as metaphor, rather than something plausible for the future.

Still, I like Astro Boy. A lot people think it's the creepiest thing ever - he's a robot who looks like a half-naked child and cries all the time (also, you know he recharges through a plug in his butt). But the stories hold up pretty well. I'm reading the Dark Horse translation - haven't finished it yet, but I've read most of it.

The Dark Horse edition was based on the Akita Shoten version of the collection - the one with the chapters going out of order. On one hand, that's pretty annoying because you don't get a good view of the evolution of the stories and the art, which reached its peak around the mid sixties. And it's also a bit depressing because the stories are organized from best to worse (the idea being more people will by the first few issues, so they'll get all the best stories), which means that after reading the great stories, the quality will be going down until you reach the last (and worst) one.

But, on the other hand, it doesn't really matter that much, because to me what's more interesting is when the stories were published. The earliest ones, with their clunky art, compressed panels and rambling plots, are usually the worst. The later ones are also more like "hey, look, it's the famous character showing up again" specials than anything else. The best stories are the ones from the sixties - longer, smart and creative.

A lot of those are similar to The Greatest Robot in The World (the chapter Pluto is based on) - with robots from different countries, with different designs and powers, getting together to fight one conflicted main villain. It's clear that's where the Megaman series got the idea for the early games.

Astro Boy isn't my favorite Tezuka manga, and it's got some irritating flaws all through, especially the use of robot rights as a metaphor for human rights, but it's still a pretty interesting read.

[maximons]

Annoyed

Summary: Wanda Maximoff has always been annoyed with Y/N L/N, but soon she’ll figure out why that is.

Word Count: 2,036

Genre: Fluff

Requested?: No

A/N: Hey everyone! This is my first Wanda fic ever, I hope you guys enjoy, I had a ton of fun writing it lol

There were few things in life that truly annoyed Wanda Maximoff.

The sound of Thor’s loud chewing that always happens whenever he stops by for a meal, being spoiled for a tv show even though the episode aired literally 5 hours ago,

And Y/N L/N.

Yeah.

Her entire existence.

You joined the Avengers only about two months after she and Pietro did. The younger woman-

You would never fail to point out that you were only two years younger than the witch, but with your maturity level, in Wanda’s opinion anyway, you might as well have been fourteen

-was introduced to the team by Fury, who claimed you would be a great asset to the team.

And yeah, having the power of teleportation has proved to be pretty helpful on more than one mission, but Wanda would never admit that out loud.

There were three main things that annoyed Wanda the most about you.

1) How well you got along with the Avengers

It didn’t take you long for you to win over the team.

You straddled the line between confident and cocky almost too perfectly. You weren’t a know it all douchebag like Stark tended to be, and you weren’t self righteous and sometimes condescending the way Steve was.

So you were sure of yourself, yes, but you were also humble. Something that definitely stands out in a room with Earth’s Mightiest Heroes.

God, Wanda hated that nickname.

Your fun attitude and approachable nature made the team quickly warm up to you.

Stark invited you to observe him in his lab, which in turn introduced you to Peter, who you also got on really well with. Steve, while knowing your youth and inexperience limited your knowledge on mission details, still valued your opinion and often encouraged you to pitch battleplans. Natasha also loved sparing with you, enjoying the way your teleporting kept her on her toes.

Wanda couldn’t lie and say she wasn’t jealous. You earned everyone’s trust and friendship right out the gate, while it took her months of gruntwork to even get Nat to crack a smile her way.

And yeah, Wanda knew she was affiliated with an evil robot and also filled their minds with nightmares upon first meeting them, but still... unfair.

At least she still had her twin brother, Pietro, by her side.

2) How well you got along with Pietro

Guess not.

While it took you and your infuriating charm longer to win over Pietro than it did everyone else, it was only a matter of time.

You and her brother were often paired together for training. Your similar powersets making it so the two of you would give each other a real challenge. After about your fourth session as a pair, Wanda noticed the way you two would laugh with eachother and high five.

Not long after that, the two of you would hang out almost all the time around the compound. Even going out together some nights doing who knows what.

And Wanda’s not jealous, she not. Really.

You and her brother very quickly became the world’s most annoying pair. You’re both teenagers stuck in superpowered adults bodies as far as she’s concerned.

The two of you would often play pranks, whether its on each other or on the other team members. And it seemed never ending.

It was one day where Pietro sped through the halls with a bag of unopened flour, and your form popping in and out of view in an effort to get away from him, when she finally had it.

A red mist surrounded Pietro, lifting him up effectively stopping his running. Not long after the same red mist captured you the second you reappeared. Wanda moved your two forms to float in front of her, before she seethed out

“Can you and your girlfriend act your age for one fucking second!?”

You and Pietro looked at Wanda with wide eyes, then looked to each other, then back at Wanda.

And then you both burst out laughing.

There wasn’t a quicker way to piss off the witch, her eyes glowed even redder as she lifted the two of you higher off the ground.

“Whoa, Whoa! Wanda chill out!” You let out while trying to calm down your laughter.

“Sestra, relax!”

“What the hell is so funny to you two morons!?” Wanda shouted, but still letting the two of you go. Not before you fell about ten feet to the ground though.

“Sorry, it’s just, you saying I was his girlfriend” You explained while dusting yourself off. “That’s just- oh man, that’s a funny thought.” You started laughing again along with the speedster.

Wanda just stands there, confused.

“You...You two aren’t dating?”

“This idiot? No way!”

“Believe me, I tried, but-” Pietro started, but you cut him off.

“Ew, don’t remind me.”

“Aw but it’s funny now that you think about it!”

“What are you two getting at?” Wanda interrupts, this time way more calm, and way more confused.

“Your bro’s not my type. I kinda bat for the other team, princess.” You said, mimicking swinging a baseball bat and sending her a wink. The witch immediately blushed.

“Oh. Sorry, I...I didn’t know.” Wanda shyly rubs the back of her neck.

“You didn’t? I wasn’t really trying to hide it” You laughed. “Anyway, sorry we bothered you Wanda, we’ll go be ‘morons’ somewhere else” You patted Pietro’s shoulder before teleporting out of the room. The speedster quickly running towards where he assumed you went.

Wanda was left behind, speechless.

And she definitely didn’t think about the new information and that wink of yours for several days afterwards.

After the flour incident, you started being more openly flirty towards Wanda. Her annoyance towards you was ever persistent as she just sent an eyeroll your way, while desperately trying to hide her blush from your view

But as fun as the flirting was, you also started to want to just...talk. No expectations, no ulterior motives, you just wanted to talk. To her. And you actually listened.

Which brings her to the third and most annoying thing about you.

3) How much you got...her.

Your relationship with Wanda was different than your relationship from the rest of the Avengers from day one.

You noticed her right away. She was the most beautiful person you have ever seen in your life as well as any past lives you might’ve had or future lives you might live.

No you weren’t exaggerating.

But it became clear to you pretty quickly that she wanted nothing to do with you. And as disappointed as that made you, you got it.

You knew of her past, you knew of what she went through not even a few months prior, meeting new people was probably the last thing she wanted to deal with at the moment.

You got it. So you backed off. Focusing your attention on trying to make friends and settling into your new life.

You didn’t even seem to notice how quickly you won over everyone, and how you also managed to win over the Maximoff boy. You did notice though, how Wanda was getting more and more annoyed with your very presence.

And, oddly enough, you still got it.

Pietro was all Wanda had left, and he was splitting his time between her and you. Obviously, she wasn’t going to be a fan. While it was never your intention to ‘steal’ Pietro away from her, you also weren’t about to give him up. He was easily the best friend you’ve ever had. But, you figured you make it easier for her and not have to make her sit through it, so you began to hang out with Pietro outside the compound as well.

When you blatantly flirted with Wanda after coming out to her, you didn’t know what to expect, but shyness was low on that list.

And, oh boy, did you wanna see more of that.

You became bolder, flirting with her pretty much every chance you got. And while she acted annoyed, you saw how she secretly enjoyed it every time.

But as fun as that was, you saw this as an opportunity to actually get to know the woman you’ve been intrigued by since the second you became an Avenger.

You slowly but surely got her to open up. Late night silent tea, turned into late night sitcom marathons, which turned into you sitting with her in her room just talking. Talking about everything and anything.

You opened up to her and soon enough she opened up as well.

But of course, you had to go and fall in love.

You don’t know when it happened or how, but it did. And as much as you wanted to declare your love for her from the rooftops, you didn’t. It wasn’t a fear as to whether or not Wanda was into women-

You contained your excitement the day she told you that she saw love as a beautiful thing for souls, regardless of the body they inhabited-

-But you knew this was something she didn’t want.

Wanda Maximoff has been through hell and back. Losing her parents. Losing her freedom and agency under the guise of fighting for something greater. Losing her country, almost losing her brother. She had enough going on.

She didn’t need to worry about a childish shutterbug in love with her.

You knew that, you got that, so you pushed it down.

And when Wanda found out...she was absolutely livid.

The thing that pissed Wanda off the most about this situation was how...right you were. In any other situation, with any other person, she would’ve been grateful. She wouldn’t have wanted to pursue anything, she was going through enough.

But you were...you. You were the exception. She wanted to pursue everything with you. And you just went ahead and made that decision for her.

Wanda knew you were stubborn as hell but man oh man this was a whole new level.

“So, what, Y/N, you just decided to take my feelings into your own hands? Make all the relationship decisions for me? Without me even knowing about it!?”

“Well...that’s a harsh way to put it, but I guess-”

“You gotta be kidding me!” Wanda shouted, running her hands down her face in frustration. She took a deep breath to calm herself, and began storming away from you before things got worse.

You, of course, weren’t one to back down easily, so you teleported into Wanda’s path.

“Y/N, get out of my way-”

“Wait, I don’t understand, what did I do so wrong-”

“How the hell can you not understand how that’s wrong!?” Wanda shouted, not even letting you finish the question. “You can’t just make decisions for other people like that!”

“What decision did I make for you!?” You began to raise your voice in frustration “How is me taking control of my own feelings so wrong!? I know you don’t like me like that, so how did I-”

“That’s the thing, you moron! I fucking love you!” With that, you shut your mouth. You stared at the brunette in front of you in shock.

“You...You do?”

“Of course I do!” Wanda shouted again, but this time not out of anger, but exasperation. She took a few deep breaths, calming herself down. “I’m pretty sure I’ve liked you since you first walked into my life. And I’m pretty sure I fell in love with you the first time we really talked.”

You smiled, a huge dopey, goofball smile that reached your eyes. Wanda couldn’t help but want to see that for the rest of her life.

“I...I didn’t know.”

“Well, I haven't really been trying to hide it.”

You laughed, vaguely recalling saying the same thing regarding your sexuality in a conversation that felt like a long time ago.

You didn’t waste another second, you grabbed her waist, pulling her towards you as you smashed your lips to hers. And Wanda didn’t hesitate to kiss you back. In that moment, Wanda couldn’t help but figure out a fourth thing about you that annoyed her.

4) No matter how annoying you were, she could never bring herself to stay mad at you for long.

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Metropolis Atlanta Backstory: Lois Lane

Deciding to give Lois her own post instead of being conjoined with Clark, copy and pasted stuff but there’s also a lot of new info.

Warnings: domestic abuse, divorce, referenced torture

Lois’ mother left after Lois’ little sister Lucy was born. Lois hated her for years until she realized her father had been very mentally abusive (Lois experienced that herself). Both her parents were originally from Chicago but Lois has never been there.

Lois grew up in various military bases. Sam Lane being a not so great dad to her and her sister, who is 15 now, has lead to Lois having very strong feelings about the military.

She has gotten a bit of a reputation for stopping to chew out predatory military recruiters around the high schools and impoverished areas.

Lois is currently in a custody battle with her father over Lucy as she doesn’t want her history to repeat on someone else. Going through this ordeal has helped Lois understand why her mother didn’t fight to get them, she doesn’t forgive her but she understands.

Lucy likes the idea of living with Lois but sometimes she gets angry because Sam compares her “failures” to Lois’ success, trying to pit the two against eachother. In the same breath he’ll insult Lois so he only acknowledges any success she has for nefarious purposes.

She and Leslie (later Livewire) were friends since they were about 8. Lois’ mom wanted Lois to have a normal as possible childhood so she let Lois go to summer camp one year and that’s where Lois met Leslie. They stayed pen pals but lost touch around their teen years.

Later they got into a little reporting fued because of Leslie being anti-Superman on her radio show. Lois hadn’t seen her face and didn’t connect the name so she didn’t realize Leslie was her Leslie. When they met in person all the semi-playful animosity they’d built up melted away.

Later Leslie admitted maybe she was so hard on Superman cause she was jealous he got to hold Lois all the time. Lois said she’d rather be held when not in danger so she and Leslie started dating. Clark and Lois weren’t living together at this point.

Leslie and Lois got engaged and had their wedding in Gotham. Usually that would be ill advised but Gotham rogues are way less likely to mess with Superman so they wouldn’t try to snatch Lois to get his attention. There was a significant risk of that happening in Metropolis, it did happen during the rehearsal.

Everything was going perfectly until the reception.

Clark didn’t know what kryptonite was at this time but Lex was figuring it out. He’d put tiny amounts on some of his creations, only enough for Clark to think he was having an off fighting day but enough for Lex to know it had an effect.

Lois and Leslie had worked together on an expose on Lex that got him some bad press and a few months of legal trouble.

He’d planted some staff at the reception and had them leave purposeful clues about some scheme to get Superman’s attention which it did. When Clark went to investigate he was overpowered with kryptonite, encountering a fist sized piece of it for the first time.

With Superman out of the way Lex had a big robot crash the place, literally. Leslie had been on and off working the DJ booth and that’s where she was when the water pipes in the ceiling got exploded by the robot. She got intensely electrocuted and she doesn’t know if it’s spite or just the water in Gotham but she didn’t die. She also developed electricity powers.

She blamed Superman for not being there and it really drove her and Lois apart. Especially because for the next four weeks Superman was gone, being tortured by Lex.

This was before Clark and Bruce knew eachother but Bruce noticed the absence and how Metropolis was going downhill so he tracked Clark down and freed him. He also had to nurse Superman back to health for a day or two, this was definitely the moment Bruce went from being skeptical about the hero to being slightly in love with him.

When Clark came back Lois was inconsolably furious at him for disappearing. He ended up revealing his identity because he felt like she deserved an explanation. Even though it was during an argument it was a very special and moving moment for them. Lois now fully understood that things were out of Clark’s hands so she really couldn’t side with Leslie.

Leslie became Livewire after Superman came back and she kidnapped Lois, forcing her to make a choice. It hurt Lois a lot but she chose Clark because she could see Leslie wasn’t the same person anymore, before the accident she would’ve never purposefully put Lois in danger or distress like that.

◦ Lois went through a very bad depression for a few months. The editor in chief at the Daily Planet, Perry, just told her not to come in if she didn’t feel like it (he was at the wedding and reception so he saw how bad things were). Around this time Lois and Clark got closer and moved in together but they were having a lot of trouble figuring out how they felt about eachother. Especially since Clark was falling for Bruce and Lois was still technically married. They don’t exactly have the dynamic of just friends, but they don’t exactly have romantic feelings for eachother. They settled on saying they’re queerplatonic partners if anyone asked.

Additional Details:

Lois has things like handcuffs, pepper spray, tasers, knives etc. in her purse because she’s been abducted by rogues and such enough to need them.

Lois goes through a lot of heels either breaking them and losing them while running or using them to stab others.