#rita waldeburg

[cryptidram]

waiter, waiter!!!! more wayward guide yuri please!!!!!

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Hey TCB, where is our spin-off just about Ags, Aubrey, Cliff (hahaha he's not dead), Rita, Sybilus, and Riley attempting to accomplish absolutely any governing while having to function as a cohesive group? Hell I'd pay to watch that crew simply go over the minutes from the previous meeting.

(Thanks to @most-certainly-not-lennard for the typo correction lol)

[starcanwreckedpulpparentspoll]

[awigglycultist]

Desmond: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Rita: Killed without hesitation

[offbrandhuman]

Connor Creek residents appearing out of nowhere

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

i’m pretty sure someone has already done this, but here it is (feat. my dodgy editing skills)

[lindacelestemonroe]

connor creekians and their hatchetfield saga best friends

- agnes & charlotte knit and talk cats together in rocking chairs :) they also kiss

- aubrey & bill go out occasionally, sometimes to the library just to sit quietly and read together. they hang out with ags and char pretty frequently as well

- jewel & ethan started out at odds with each other, but eventually grew on each other and became attached at the hip

- donny & deb are both in art club and sometimes alice tags along when they go places

- silas & sam watch sports and do straight guy things

- rita & emma discuss botany... and so on

- mary jo & ellis & linda just coexist perfectly and talk shit about everyone they possibly can

- sybilus & paul & paul are all friends because paul matthews and sybilus really hit it off and then paul schue-horyn just had to get in on the paul action too!

- madison & becky feels self explanatory but i think they would absolutely go for walks in the park together

- desmond & tom are completely oblivious to the fact that they look alike

- truman & frank are besties but out of spite

- prism & hannah met by chance and hannah just became immediately attached and prism loves her like a mother

- artemis & miss holloway. enough said

- cliff & rocky & tony love their kids a whole bunch so they wanted to meet their kid’s best friend’s parents but then also very much enjoyed their company anyway!

- ryan & jane because they’re both very passionate about doing the right thing

- vern & mr. davidson are both into some very weird shit

- olivia & riley & melissa run a lesbians rise club

- quinn & jonathan because they’re both very proper and particular about what they like and don’t like

- jeremiah & lucy because she’s actually willing to listen to him and he, in turn, is more than willing to listen to her

- odie doty & crispin & gary have identical yet opposite energies which works perfectly in friendship

- dr. henry & duke make sure that the other works enough but not too much

- helen & doug are both law enforcement officers that have a better sense of justice than their peers

- barney & hidgens because they would both just talk at each other nonstop except to listen to the other

- wallis & gps & gerald are always forgotten so they just hang out together

bonus: the mayor & peanuts because diane and jonathan are just that iconic

[singing-not-sleeping-beauty]

Connor Creek wolf pack group chat:

Paul started it after leaving town, and named it WaywardWolfPack

Helen changed it, to make it a little less obvious, so now it’s just WWP

if anyone asks, it stands for Wayward Watch Party, and it’s for Paul to give them updates on the podcast

Vern let’s everyone know when there’s a tasting at the butcher shop

Rita sends rather morbid memes, and gifs of dogs, which she captions “@_____this is you”

Desmond wants off, but he doesn’t know how, and nobody will help him

Sybillus sends long texts, without his stutter he feels much more confident, and is able to speak in long winded sentences, which Paul loves, and everybody else hates

Paul uses it the most often, and most of them pretend to hate it, but other than Desmond, nobody makes any effort to leave the chat

Please add more, or feel free to make edits of this, cuz I’m diggin it

[guide-for-the-untrained-eye]

Our mayor has decided to attend! So, uh, we just have a small token of our appreciation that we'd like to show her!

[dancinglifeboat]

Rita: who hurt you?

Sybilus (joking): you want a list?

Rita, pulling out a sword: Yes.

[theguywhodidntlikestimboards]

⚰️Rita Waldeburg⚰️

⚰️-⚰️-⚰️

⚰️-🖤-⚰️

⚰️-⚰️-⚰️

[melchron]

spooky women played by sinead persaud is my favorite genre of character

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

My apologies. They were out for blood and I really didn't want to die...

👀

...even though...😏

✨brrr-brrring!✨

[starcanwreckedpulpparentspoll]

[awigglycultist]

Odie: Crispin got into a fight

Rita: That’s bad

Rita:

Rita: Did they win?

[charlieism]

sybilus and rita best friends supremacy