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this is so stupid but i thought it was funny . original screenshot below the cut

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looking at my wall

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another doodle dump. really love just drawing ted with the most brainless smug expression

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Obligatory Intro Post

ermmmm hi im scrags/wynn/crumb/kris!!! a lot of names i know but uhhhhh shut up

you can check here for more info on my interests, favorite starcanwrecked media, and favorite joey richter characters!!! i have a bunch more interests not mentioned in my rentry, including:

wolf 359

venture bros

fnaf

beetlejuice

gravity falls

and uhhhh theres more i just cant remember them. oops

my genie in a bikini sideblog: @genieinabikini

i genuinely love that movie btw. it's not ironic or a joke or anything i have teenage designs for cruz and jacob, full headcanons, etc.

i also enjoy a lot of ships!!! note that i do headcanon many male characters as transfem/lesbian, so keep that in mind when i talk about them :3 and if you wanna ask about any specific characters/headcanons, go for it!!

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shoutout to the two people that will like this . wolf 359 and greater gatsby crossover!!!!!! i think eiffel and fig would be great friends despite the fact that one speaks entirely in shitty movie references and the other speaks in like. limericks. and ford and minkowski would get along i think :) ford would hate kepler though like they would NOT get along

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fig wineshine!!!! i mainly havent drawn her because ive kind of given up on hats theyre so annoying . but i was like hey!!!! shes like awesome and one of the best characters i need to draw her so!! here she is!!!!!!

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ermmmm actually dylan is thinking about ryan and ryan is thinking about dylan so its #confirmed rylan. and after this they talked about dylans cat or somethign

not actually a part of this fandom but my little sibling is INSANE about it and has been since day one so . the quarry doodles!!! mostly of dylan because hes easy to draw even though ryan is her fav character . i keep forgetting to practice drawing him iam very focused on my actual fandoms

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not actually a part of this fandom but my little sibling is INSANE about it and has been since day one so . the quarry doodles!!! mostly of dylan because hes easy to draw even though ryan is her fav character . i keep forgetting to practice drawing him iam very focused on my actual fandoms

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some recent doodles!!! :3 been thinking about scrags a lot can you tell

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ermmmmmm hey what thw freak whois this 😅😅😅😅😅 uhhhhh just drew her! and here are also some old OLD doodles of her with jeremiah that i made mostly for the number 1 jeremiah stillwater fan ever my oomfie and bff kare

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okay nobody asked or cares. here's my

Crispin Lynch Headcanons

she/he autistic lesbian

never talks (obviously), but communicates through stimming and drawing!!! for example: pointing to a drawing she made of a thing she enjoys, excitedly stimming and squealing and flapping his hands

is in love with rita. um. this came from nowhere i just like the idea of it let me have this

she thinks rita being a werewolf is actually Really awesome and maybe hes a little bit possibly attracted to the fact that she is a werewolf (lesbians are freakay) (source: me)

jeremiah wants to be friends with him. she does not. she tries to communicate that she wants to be left alone. jeremiah does not take the hint. hilarity ensues (they end up being surprisingly close after a While its cutesy trust me)

likes stars!! knows nothing about them. he just thinks theyre really pretty and likes going on walks to stare at them

mostly just transports bodies with rita, but mostly helps with assistant stuff with her. cannot deal with blood though, the bodies have to be covered and she can't do any work on the bodies himself

never takes that fuckass beanie off

easily nauseous! she finds a hair in her food? she'll probably start gagging.

quinn??? somehow understands him very well????? that doesn't mean quinn LIKES crispin. just understands her for some reason. crispin likes quinn though

never put sybilus and crispin in a room together. nothing bad will happen itll just be really fucking awkward and quiet

crispin and odie are bffsies!!!

is surprisingly close with desmond. not, like, extremely so, just more than someone would expect

desmond is one of the only people who's spoken to crispin before she stopped speaking!

crispin was always pretty quiet even before the whole not speaking thing. she just thought talking was stupid and kind of annoying and he never really spoke anyways so why not just stop? and then she did. only ever says ANYTHING in moments of extreme distress, mostly meltdowns. if he does speak, they're just simple one or two word phrases that either express the distress he's feeling or the problem causing said distress. if she was having a meltdown over an uncomfortable shirt she was wearing, for example, it would either be cursing or a word/phrase based on the problem ("itchy," "shirt," "itchy shirt," "feels bad," etc.)

emphasizing that speaking is INCREDIBLY RARE for him, he does NOT have meltdowns often

knows some basic sign language. chooses not to use it because she literally just doesn't want to talk to people

texts using emojis. only emojis. and emoticons

average crispin text is "👋(^_^)! 👍🌅!"

okay ermmmmm thats all. for now ❤️

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Lautski Stimboard ❅

With Lesbian stims

Requested by @owlflight ✣

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Alex x Garrett Stimboard ❃

With Lesbian stims

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Alex x Garrett Stimboard ❃

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her ass is NOT stella rose 😭😭😭

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ermmmmm. did it. @genieinabikini ❤️

i should make a genie in a bikini sideblog

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i should make a genie in a bikini sideblog