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"I got the pictures you needed, boss."

how long has it been since i drew something from greater gatsby . i miss these guys.....

i might extend this later because i really just love this whole scene, and it could be great for practicing some expressions :3 no promises though, i do NOT like drawing hands. or bodies. or fords fucking hat

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Hey 🤍

HIIIII HIIIIII HIIIII.HAIIIIIII :333

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"This next song is called 'Mistaqqqqes', and it's spelled with FOUR q's!"

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you want me to make you a hot chocolate?

this is so stupid but it was silly to me

og tweet:

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i am enraptured by this babby

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ermmmmm random doodles smiley face

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the joey richter hotel cameo saga except it really isnt a saga because i only got two cameos and one was a present. still the funniest thing he could have said about me in either one

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my sir hop a lot plush review!!!

now, this is NOT me trying to complain over what we got. im happy we got a cinderellas castle plush at all, and i really do love that i have this little guy in my possession. he was one of my favorite presents i got, i love him a lot!!! im just autistic with a habit of collecting plushies and i really care a lot about fabric quality in a lot of my plushes. im not saying starkid SUCKS for not giving us something super high quality or whatever, im simply giving my own thoughts and opinions on this guy!

also: i don't think the lord in black chibi plushies are a super fair comparison, they're just what i have to compare him to. if i had a wiggly plush, id be using that instead. the lord chibi plushes have much simpler designs with more wiggle room in their budget for what methods to use for details, sir hop a lot is clothed with more detail and much more to accomplish, not to mention that he is larger. personally, i think they should have gone with a crumb plushie instead to avoid having to adapt as much detail into a plush, but im also some random eighteen year old with a phone and not a bunch of grown adults with a company and limited budget, so take literally all of this with a grain of salt

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Two Game Wardens, Seven Hunters, and a Cow

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I Got a Dig Ol' Bick!

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dee reynolds and gwen barrywood, the world's worst lesbian couple you have ever seen. they suck

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Young, naive, and miserable!

it's always sunny x solve it squad crackship! 😊😊😊😊 dee and gwen..... gwendee.... i think they could make each other worse

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why does dash move into a relationship at a lesbians pace. talks to a girl once gets married immediately. like dash this is the forties why are you a uhaul lesbian

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he is sooo okay :)

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case of the gilded lily and letterboxd reviews

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why is he here . hey girl hey

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when you need to flirt with your boyfriend for fun but hes literally so blind