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Joey Richter straight man of the year

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big fan of the “regular and good natured man x the most unfathomably powerful and incredible woman you’ve ever seen” ship dynamic

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this is their dynamic to me

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“I’m just lining up my shot.”

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There is a right answer btw.

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Mutual 1: need more people to worship me honestly. it's what I deserve uwu

Mutual 2: *uquiz that's entirely musical theatre lyrics* 

Mutual 3: *that one post about a bf being someone you're allowed to bite occasionally*

Mutual 4: *gifset so long it's under a readmore* #👀👀

Mutual 5: putting that man in a box and shaking him around like a stim toy 💛 #ted spankoffski 

Mutual 6: *reblog of Mutual 5's post* some of you really need to think about the way you interact with mortals

Mutual 3: *web-weaving post about cannibalism* #me and who??? #😋

Mutual 4: *haunted theme park aesthetic post* #👀👀👀

Mutual 5: love to put that guy in Situations 💛 #ted spankoffski  

Mutual 2: DNI if you: 

- Don't like musicals

- Believe humanity deserves free will

Mutual 1: the concept of ownership is meaningless capitalism is a lie material objects cannot fill the void in your soul 

Mutual 4: *reblog of Mutual 5's post* #👀👀👀👀👀 #op did you see that there's another one? 👀

Mutual 5: Entirely new guy discovered!! updates to follow 💛 #pete spankoffski

Mutual 1: starting a new life as a marketable plushie uwu pick me up at your local toyzone

Mutual 6: Reminder for those who might need it: you are absolutely NOT required to love your family

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solve it squad

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Did you know Cluebert's corpse is the tree topper in the show? 🐕

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Time bastard, You got some place else to be?

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i don't think bill would want alice to date someone like grace chastity

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Watcher World poster/art I made, based on a cover for 1984!

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anyways . nibbly and charlotte story please. shes the sweetliest woman in hatchetfield

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Your honour, they were simply just in a silly goofy mood.

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literally every show in hatchetfield feels like this

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i made wiggly fanart because i’m unhealthy

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o my god im an idiot. there are five black altars, five special places in hatchetfield. there are five lords in black...

meaning each place might be connected to one of the lords in black when the waylons build them.

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Ways Wiggly has been known to appear to humans:

1. Marketable plushie

2. Tumblr sexyman